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Interest. Crushes. Infatuation. Pining. Such human emotions that the God had never experienced before. It made him want to do things he had never done! How could a God of knowledge not know what to do? How could he be so confused? Perhaps... it was true that experience was different from simply knowing all there is to know about something. Having never engaged in 'personal relations' before, Hastur was confused. Should he follow his instincts or avoid the issue completely?
And Eli himself was also struggling with his own internal battle. The Eldritch God was acting so strange around him. What does one do when an all-powerful being that doesn't even have a face appears to be drawn to you yet confused at the same time? The Seer's curiosity was getting the better of him.
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When Luca goes to check up on his partner one evening, he finds Eli conducting a ritual. Utterly fascinated, he couldn't help but offer his assistance in any way possible just to see the results. Unfortunately for Eli, Luca isn't exactly the best candidate... but he's just happy that his boyfriend is here with him for the ride.
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Jack has a very specific desire—to be utterly dominated. He doesn't want to think about responsibilities and work anymore, or feel this boredom crawling up his spine. But when most of his usual partners at the Manor view him as an equal and would worry too much about his needs, who else can he go to in order to satisfy him? How would he ever be able to get the fact that they're equals out of the back of his mind?
His answer comes in the form of a God.
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Edgar needed a muse, someone who appeared simple yet fascinating and complex at the same time. Humans were far too boring at this point; he was used to painting them with the ease that only an expert could manage. After seeing Hastur in a match for the first time, the artist immediately sent the hunter a letter inviting him to be painted. The God was, physically speaking, quite simple and yet the void in his hood and his many writhing tentacles were simultaneously complex.
Yes. A perfect muse. Hastur thankfully accepted his invitation out of sheer curiosity but as time went on, Edgar found himself becoming far more fascinated with the hunter than he should have been. Unfortunately, he couldn't hide a single thing from his omniscient muse. And Hastur?
Well, Hastur was fine with their new... arrangements.
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Upon seeing Eli in a new skin, Hastur couldn't help but give him a few pets atop the head. It was such an adorable outfit. The way his hand fit perfectly between those rounded kitty ears and how Eli pressed up into his touch. Longing Tiger was a perfect skin, in his opinion.
Eli, meanwhile, has had a long week full of matches and stress. Figuring out he enjoys being pet and doted on? Not the strangest thing to happen, especially since he hardly saw his God for quite some time after being busy. Getting hard from pets and affection, however? That was a little different.
Maybe it was a good thing he had Hastur here to help him relieve some stress.
(Kinktober Day 2 prompts: pet play, mating press)
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- Part 2 of Hastur's Sex Therapy
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Kinktober 2021 prompts mostly featuring Hastur getting it on with many people. I'll work on this at my own pace, not update every single day.
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What it says on the tin. Herma-Mora gets all cuddly with his champion in the middle of his library
Short fic, takes place some time after the events of the Dragonborn DLC
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20 Sep 2025
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When Messmer is nowhere to be found, his devoted Knight-Captain looks for him in a place only the two of them know. Here, Messmer reveals the truth of his curse, and Huw must decide whether to execute his Lord himself, or aid him. Honor before Devotion? Or Devotion to his Lord above all else?
Inspired by fanart! See notes for link!
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30 Jul 2025
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Kaz was on the ground in a blink, vision tunneling as his non-metallic shoulder let out a recognizable pop as it was twisted out of his socket and yanked into a held place above his head, Miséricorde clattering to the ground. His flask laid impaled beside him, Crimson Tears leaking onto the ground in a sure reminder of what was to become of him soon, each ragged breath more difficult than the last. Messmer's knee only pressed harder against his back, and the only signs of him leaning closer came with the clinks of his armor, and the cascade of red hair falling in closely-resembled curtain around him.
“Vile tarnished,” Messmer uttered, and, unbelievably, all Kaz could think of through the pain was how warm Messmer's hand was gripping his, how it radiated from atop him, seeming to envelope his body. Outer Gods, save him.
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d&d character turned tarnished to appease my pookie's fixations of elden ring & said character. enjoy :)
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29 Jul 2025
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After being left for dead in a battle, a soldier awakes inside a strange underground room with an even stranger monster for his caregiver. But as the monster nurses the soldier back to health, they begin to enjoy each other's company. When the soldier accidentally indicates he'd like the monster to start courting him, the monster happily accepts.
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29 Jul 2025
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Have some fluff. Oh and Godrick’s consort is as certain as the raindrops falling from the ever pouring storm, so enjoy that.
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26 Jul 2025