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    Max Goof didn't think college could get much worse than having his Dad popping into his dorm room at the crack of dawn...until he got a new roommate.

    alt; Bradley and Max are forced into a get-along shirt by their unsubtle RA.

    alt;alt; Bradley and Max "hate-fuck" each other into falling in love.*

    *reader, they were in love WAY before that.

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    14 Jun 2024

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    "They always insist on going down on me and I have to pretend like they’re The One who’s finally good at it. But no one’s good at it. It’s just something that doesn’t feel good.”

    Wade’s eye twitches.

    Peter glares at him. “Say it.”

    “I’m afraid I’m going to have to insist that they’re all bad at it, baby boy.”

    Or: Peter has never had a good experience getting head. Wade swears he can change his mind.

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    08 Oct 2023

  3. Rec 24

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    Calum’s not obsessed with routine or anything, but he does become accustomed to certain constants in life. Michael is always about eight minutes late. Ashton always records vocals barefoot. Calum always knows the person behind the register at Bake Station.

    Except today. Today it’s a stranger, though admittedly a stranger who looks enough like Jack that Calum can easily connect the dots.

    “Hi there,” says the bloke in Jack’s place, giving Calum a bright smile. “What can I get for you today?”

    If this is Luke Hemmings, Calum’s fucked.

    (OR: wrong number AU and strangers to lovers bakery AU battled and this was the outcome.)

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    09 Jan 2022

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    my favourite wrong number fic everr

  4. Public Bookmark 55

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    “You wanna… date me?” he asks eventually, when the silence is starting to feel loaded. “I don’t date and even if I did, I definitely wouldn’t be interested in dating you. I’d say no offense, but… full fucking offense.”

    Ashton snorts. “Don’t flatter yourself, pumpkin, I have no interest in dating you either. Actually, the thought alone is exhausting and a little nauseating.”

    Clenching his jaw, Luke grinds his teeth and shakes his head. “Then what do you want from me?”

    “Sex. I already said that.”

    A story about wants and expectations branching out and evolving without the knowledge or consent of those they belong to.

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    01 Oct 2021

  5. Public Bookmark 10

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    “What would you say to a foursome?” Sierra says confidently, eyes flicking between Ashton and the back of Luke’s head. For the second time that night, Luke is thankful that he’s the only car on the road as he swerves dramatically, eyes bulging out of his head as he looks frantically at Sierra in the rearview mirror.

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    28 Sep 2021

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