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Tired of his son's misconduct at school, Thomas Tucker gives seventeen year-old Craig an ultimatum: get his shit together, stop slacking off at Baseball practice and find a part-time job, or his ass is getting sent off to Military School.
Craig isn't left with much of a choice.
Somehow, Tweek Tweak just happens to always be in the middle.
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“You're running from it.”
“I'm sorry,” Tweek groans. “Bad habit.”
Or Tweek and the fear of going forward.
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Getting to witness Tweek's growth has been the best thing that’s happened in Craig’s otherwise uneventful life; discovering the blond’s hidden strength has sentenced him to a constant state of admiration, a hunger that has settled deep into his core, growing roots and blooming with branches, thick and sturdy, wrapped in between his ribs.
Craig and Tweek, through the seasons.
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"Who wants to go first?" Randy claps, or tries to, the bottle in his hand fizzes violently with the shaking and golden beer spills onto his hand, slipping through his fingers and down his hairy forearm. "Shit. Whatever, I tried. Beat the shit out of each other, I don't care, just don't kill anyone."
The gang starts a fight club.
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“I’ve never kissed a boy before,” Stan admits, like it’s some wild, unbelievable secret.
Something in his chest folds like a card tower, and despite himself, Kenny says, “Well, do you want to?”
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11 Jun 2025
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But for now, Kenny has him. And they sit on those bleachers together for as long as Stan will stay there.
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The epitome of apathy, Craig Tucker has never been anything but nonchalant when it comes to his life and other related catastrophes. As long as he's not missing his favourite tv show or being hassled into another one of his classmates' ill-advised schemes, the boy truly doesn't care. Why should he? He's almost halfway through his Junior year at South Park High, which he's already figured out means he's only trapped there for another year and a half.
Yet, there's only so far flying under the radar can get you, and unless he can get his grades up before the end of the school year, he won't be graduating with the rest of his class.Luckily, there's a blonde-haired recluse who might be able to help him - in more ways than he'd hoped.
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15 Mar 2023
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"You're far from nothing, Craig Tucker."
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The girls find out their boyfriends have been using Chat GPT to text them. Tweek finds out he's got the best boyfriend in South Park.
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14 May 2025
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Craig Tucker does not often get caught doing stupid things.
He’ll admit, he is a lot of things. Sarcastic, asocial, prone to flipping annoying people off just for the hell of it, but reckless isn’t actually on that list. He’s the type of guy to double-check locks before leaving the house, or keep a spare phone charger in his glove compartment. The type to always, always wear all of his motorcycle gear every time he goes out for a ride. Helmet, jacket, gloves, the whole roster.
Which is why it’s kind of ironic, he thinks, lying mostly flat on his back in the middle of a ditch, that despite all of his precautions, all of his careful double checks and safety measures, he still manages to get knocked off his bike and onto his ass by some douchebag in a Buick.
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Craig gets into a motorcycle accident and is having a very bad, no good time. Luckily there's a cute blond here to help him out.
Bookmarked by tweakers (joever)
14 May 2025
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“Suga's not coming onto me,” Daichi says again, now mostly trying to convince herself. With Suga, well, it’s true that she can be a bit of a wildcard. And she gets ideas—no, Ideas. Comparatively, deciding to test drive lesbian sex would be pretty tame for her. The time she tried to snort wasabi to clear her sinuses comes to mind, for instance. Not to mention the Raccoon Incident. Daichi finds herself hesitating, less certain by the second. “Right?”
Kuroo shrugs out of Daichi’s slackened grip so she can give her a bracing slap on the back. “Face it, Sawamura,” she says, while Bokuto nods sagely beside her, “that girl wants you to rail her.”
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30 Dec 2024