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Lance: Get us some ice cream, we finished the last tub. (NO mint-choco, only psychopaths enjoy that trash)
Keith slowed his pace, frowning at the message. What’s wrong with mint-chocolate ice cream? He thumbed a quick reply.
Keith: But I like mint-chocolate?
Lance: Exactly. PSYCHOPATHS..
Keith never asked to fall for his best friend-slash-roommate, Lance McClain. Between constant banter and Lance’s irritating charm, it was only a matter of time before Keith’s feelings spiraled out of control.
Not that Lance is any better; he’s just as hopeless, harboring a crush on Keith but too scared to confess. The problem? They’re both absolute cowards.
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holding your stupid, half-gloved hands by realfakedoors
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
17 Dec 2018
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Keith and Lance share a commute. Lance is determined to ignore him, and Keith doesn't even remember that they were rivals in high school. So how, you ask, do they end up pretending to be boyfriends at Adam's family Christmas Party? Well, it's a little complicated... but it's definitely at least 70% Lance's fault.
A three-part Christmas fluff fic, with a pretend/fake relationship, lots of hand-holding, some goons on a train, poor detective skills, and plenty of jokes. Maybe a mistletoe kiss. T for gratuitous cursing.
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31 Aug 2025
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“Sorry, babe,” Keith says. He even smiles, no doubt proud of himself.
And Lance knows it’s his fault. He started it, after all, but at least the biting term of endearment made sense when he was the one doing it. Keith had been talking to him like they were some old married couple. The kind who’ve been married too long and don’t love each other anymore and gripe over meaningless shit, only managing to piss each other off even further.
That’s why Lance called him dear. Because it made sense in the situation. It was a calculated insult. A strategic jab.
Keith, on the other hand, is weaponizing the term of endearment without any rhyme or reason, simply to get back at Lance.
Or: Keith and Lance have gotten into the habit of using pet names as condescending insults. They're not really terms of endearment.
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18 Aug 2025
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every star that i stood under (you were under it too) by mbld_rambl
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
16 Apr 2024
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Keith spends the summer as he always does, touring forests, doodling portraits and fleeing the ghosts of his past.
Except this time, there’s forty something younglings sharing space with him, including a boy who keeps proving him wrong about what being young actually means.
Keith never realised summer camp could be for grown-ups.
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18 Aug 2025
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Lance and his friends have been regulars at the Altea Dance Studio for years. Not just for classes, but to hang out, practice, and spend time with good people who love dancing. Every year, they audition to be one of the few representing Altea at the regional dance competition. Lance always auditions solo, but this year he misses out on auditions and blows his chance to participate. And so does his self-proclaimed rival, Keith.
Luckily, Shiro comes up with a brilliant plan: convince Lance and Keith to audition as a duo.
With a little convincing, and a lot of effort, these two might just be able to pull it off and go to regionals... or they might crash and burn.
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17 Aug 2025
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Keith reluctantly becomes the counselor for the Red Cabin at Camp Voltron, a summer camp in the middle of buttfuck nowhere that his older brother Shiro has worked at for years. Already unhappy with the current position that he is in, Keith prepares himself for a boring, sweaty, miserable summer; and his frustration only grows when he meets the counselor for the Blue Cabin- an insufferable asshole with a horrible sense of humor, a devilish smirk, an inexplicable animosity towards the Red Cabin, and a smile that literally looks like the sun.
Needless to say Keith is really, really unprepared for the next three months.
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17 Aug 2025