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    The Guardian Oath was more than a promise to protect children.

    It was a marriage oath.

    The marriage may have been strained lately, with none the wiser for it, but the past weekend and a new husband were just the thing to bring all the problems to light.

    Too bad said 'new husband' has no idea he just got married.

    Now, with spiritual politics, threats to the children, and an oblivious husband to woo, the Guardians have their hands full like never before.

    "Happily Ever After" wasn't supposed to be this hard.

    (Or, the one where the Guardians are married and everyone forgot to tell Jack.)

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    Jack has been around for a long time, and seen plenty of wars. Some are searing, full of blood and violence. Others are cold, quiet rivalries, like the one he wages with Bunnymund.

    "It's Easter Sunday, 1968, and in his anger, Jack forgets not to make blizzards."

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    19 Sep 2025

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    In the aftermath of Sinsmas, Blitzø, Stolas, Octavia and the rest of the gang need to deal with their past and present to try to create a future together.

    Features, among Other Things:
    - Via dealing with the reality of her mother's abuse of her dad and what happens when he isn't around to soften the blows
    - Stolas coming to term with the reality of The Arrangement
    - Blitzø being a self sacrificing idiot
    - Loona being great and also Done with This Shit

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    The story deals with dark themes, and while I promise a happy ending, it is a rough ride. Reader, be aware!

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    07 Aug 2025

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    He hadn’t even managed to put on shoes when Charlie’s loud, desolated groan at the other end of the hotel had made him rush out of his room, and his slippers and the hems of his pyjama bottoms were slowly getting soaked through. Why the fuck had he even bothered to change? He loved Charlie (see constants no. 1-4), but even he had to admit his current discomfort was solely the result of the list of healthy bedtime rituals she’d organised for him when, allegedly, the bags under his eyes had started developing a gravitational pull.

    In which Lucifer has insomnia, the hotel is moderately alive, and Alastor is in over his head.

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    28 Jul 2025

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