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The Only Recipe For Lasagna You'll Ever Need by urbanAnchorite (t_ZM)
Fandoms: Homestuck
11 Apr 2011
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Choose lasagna as good first meal for boy humans (1) and boy trolls (1) to show you can overcome this cooking thing. Feel impugned when Rose suggests you would both eat popcorn between two slices of bread and call it a day. Advise her you only did that the once.
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Karkat Vantas has escaped Alternia, and landed himself in a brand new problem. To pay his way to Earth, he takes a contract with the Undying Umbra as an assassin and wetwork generalist.
With a pricetag assigned to his life, Karkat assumes he just has to work his way out. Day by day, job by job, he's going to claw his way out from Under The Table.
Then: He meets his handler, Dave Strider.
And things get complicated. Like, really fucking complicated.
NOW COMPLETE!
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20 Jan 2025
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Your favorite place on the ship is a small wing of the upper deck dining hall called a “coffee shop.” You don’t really know much about it, actually, except for the little things you hear now and then. Coffee is a drink from a planet called Earth, as is the alien chained to the counter, who calls itself a “human.” You only know that much because you overheard it say so to an angry highblood once.
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Bookmarked by losingLines
23 Apr 2024
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TG: ive got some asshole specter getting on my case
TG: so i go to phone in my local ghost nerd to dish out some life saving advice on the matter
TG: and he focuses on irrelevant details like asking why im at my workplace so late
TG: which is for a very good reason nothing lame like forgetting keys
TG: some ghost could make me into its personal flesh onesie while youre busy interrogating trivial bs like that
EB: so you forgot your keys at work and then got spooked being there alone at night?
TG: what no
TG: im not scared
EB: hahaha, dude you’re totally scared.
Dave forgets his apartment keys at work.Bookmarked by losingLines
22 Apr 2024
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It already sucks being a teenager, but it sucks so much harder being a teenager growing up with a bunch of other teenagers on a giant space rock hurtling towards ultimate doom.
So they play party games.