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The life and times of Hatake Kakashi, the long-suffering jōnin-sensei by FeelingsDusk for cywscross
Fandoms: Naruto
30 Jan 2017
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Kakashi is being trolled. He doesn’t know how that can be, but he knows with utmost certainty that he’s being trolled somehow.
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Kakashi gets saddled with the cheekiest little brats ever and wonders if it's too late to become a missing nin.
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28 Oct 2025
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Fic idea from blackkatmagic: "Due to a clerical error, Anko ends up with a genin team. Given that the very idea of separating the enraptured Naruto, Ino, and Shino from their psychotic sensei causes spontaneous explosions, Sarutobi goes along with it, and is astonished to find that everything actually turns out for the better."
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Mitarashi Anko is loud, obnoxious, vulgar, and scary. But she says what she thinks, and she thinks that Naruto's pranks are awesome, that Ino is both pretty and smart and potentially as cool as her dad, and that Shino had good taste in clothes and has a super-brain. So now the three kids want to be like her when they grow up, the original team assignments are shot, and half a dozen of Jonins are stuck unraveling this mess while Anko and her three pyromaniac are prancing around.
At least it won't be boring.
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26 Oct 2025
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The Little Uzushio Chronicles by BasicallyAnIdiot
Fandom: Naruto, Naruto (Anime & Manga)
18 Dec 2024
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Uzumaki Kushina helps her fellow Uzushiogakure survivors to form a new community, a 'Little Uzushio', in their host village of Konoha.
Konoha is not entirely prepared for this.
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26 Oct 2025
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Fun fact number one. When Anko heard the loud “look, it’s the freak!”, she thought that the guy meant her.
But when she turned, she saw that the two teenagers were looking at a blond kid, cornered between them and a wall. They were laughing with childish cruelty on their faces and rocks in their hands, two cats playing with their prey. The prey was a boy not older than five, and he had eyes full of anger and sadness and fierceness, the eyes of someone who know he’s on his own and can’t win but can’t give up, because if you stop fighting you’ll break, and you’ll never give people that satisfaction.Fun fact number two. Anko know that look. She sees it every time she walks past a mirror.
So instead of continue walking to her favorite dango shop, she went straight to those two jerks and growled: “what the fuck did you just say, dickhead?”
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Anko basically adopt Naruto. Ibiki is not sure it's a good idea. Gai is thrilled. Kakashi need an aspirin and a private place to yell a moment.
Naruto loves it.
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26 Oct 2025
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Aiko looked at the baby in the crib wondering what he was doing here.
“Does he have a name ?” Aiko asked finally.
“Naruto” the Madam answered “Naruto Uzumaki.”
Or: Naruto Uzumaki ends up being raised by a bunch of courtesans and grow up loved and protected.
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26 Oct 2025