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Tobirama inwardly cursed the fact that Hashirama had sent him out with Madara of all people.
Because that little shit of a poison specialist they’d just fought had gotten Tobirama with what he recognized as sex pollen.
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31 Oct 2025
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The only one buying into Madara’s denial is Madara himself. Then he’s partnered with Tobirama to go undercover at a circus. Denial only goes so far when faced with skin-tight, barely-there, glittery, sequined outfits and shimmery, dramatic makeup. To say nothing of what should be considered an illegal amount of bendiness!
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30 Oct 2025
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When someone sent Uchiha Madara chocolates containing poison, he contacted his long-time friend Hashirama, who just happened to be the head of Senju Security. A team was gathered to try to find the would-be poisoner, and Madara was assigned bodyguards. One of them was Tobirama. In a dress. Madara should not be finding that as hot as he did.
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25 Oct 2025
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An unexpected run-in with some reclusive forest witch has unfortunate repercussions for the Uchiha clan head. The monthly 'transforming into half a fish' incidents are bad enough, but to make matters worse, the curse has apparently convinced his stupid seaweed brain that Senju Tobirama is the coldest tall glass of water this side of the Naka.
Madara just wants to politely mind his business from the comfort of dry land, please and thank you.
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- Part 1 of Champagne Wishes and Caviar Dreams
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22 Oct 2025
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“Oh, for fuck’s sake.” Iruka smacks a hand against his cheek, feeling rough fabric under his touch. He runs a finger along it, confirming that it covers the bottom half of his face and hooks behind his ears (undoubtedly a medical mask), and then turns his head to where Tsunade is watching him with crossed arms. The movement causes a strand of silver hair to fall into his face. “Where the fuck is Kakashi?”
“Funny. If I were anyone else, I would’ve gotten the impression that I was talking to him.”
(or, iruka and kakashi swap bodies, iruka sees ghosts, dies, comes back and naruto has several mental breakdowns. not in that exact order)
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18 Oct 2025