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Doug Eiffel is a (mostly) normal high school student going to a (mostly) abnormal high school. His goal is simple: to make it through the next two years without anything catastrophic happening, to not get murdered by his roommate, and to expend the minimal amount of effort possible.
There are obstacles. Naturally. Because he's Doug Eiffel, and this is what happens. There's the aforementioned roommate, Alexander Hilbert, who might be a seventy-year-old trapped in a teenager's body. There's chronic overachiever Renée Minkowski, who hates Eiffel for (mostly) no reason. There's also Mr. Cutter's weird vibes, which he's trying to ignore, because, again: nothing catastrophic.
Things grow hard to ignore, however, as some students begin to notice strange things happening around Goddard Futuristics School For Alternative Learning. A group of students is forced to band together to understand the mysterious forces at work, and, most importantly, graduate without getting murdered.
Plus, the destructive potential of papier-mâché volcanoes, A New Way To Learn!, well-meaning ducks, Pizza Hut, and the worst superhero team of all time.
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The holidays on the Hephaestus. Lovelace and Eiffel celebrate a birthday. Hera gives Minkowski a gift. Hilbert reflects. Plus: the seventh worst birthday-slash-Christmas of all time, the Star Wars holiday special, a complete inability to communicate in an emotionally healthy manner, the laws of physics, and the barest semblance of humanity.
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Daniel Jacobi celebrates an anniversary. Again. This time, it's in space.
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Hera and Maxwell talk. Set after the events of "Fire and Brimstone."
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Daniel Jacobi is a good man. At least he tries.
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and all of a sudden, you’re sitting there at your little kitchen table in your little makeshift home, and you’ve never been happier, and you’ve never been more nauseatingly alone.
(or, acceptance.)
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- Part 2 of michigan
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01 May 2019
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With a sudden flourish, Tony appeared in the middle of the classroom, tossing his invisibility cloak over his shoulder. “Did somebody say... wonder?”
The girls in class thought this was terribly clever. “I wouldn’t mind a little wonder inside me,” said Eve Holt.
“Bravo, bravo!” cried Tobias, clapping his hands at Tony’s stunt. “You, Mr. Wonder, are a natural performer as well as a brilliant wizard. It thrills me right down to my under-shorts whenever I witness your wand-work. Class, I do hope you follow his example. Here is a young man who puts his ten inches to good use!”
“There’s probably a better way to say that, but I’ll take the compliment,” said Tony.
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13 Apr 2019
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Molly is gone, and it takes a while for Beau to let herself grieve.
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11 Apr 2019
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Kissing isn't a big deal to Jester, even if she's never done it before. Even if she only kisses Beau. It's just a way to say thank you, after all.
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11 Apr 2019
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It takes Jacobi an embarrassingly long time to realize Kepler's skin isn’t bare.
Or, Jacobi learns he's the only member of SI-5 without a soulmate.
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09 Apr 2019