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(AKA, the Ugly Betty AU where Stiles is totally Betty)
Stiles thinks he’s finally getting a break when a job at the sleek, sophisticated, Alpha Magazine opens up - but soon realises he’s not going to be writing anything and instead is playing tutor-slash-babysitter to their new Editor-in-Chief. Derek’s spoiled, grumpy, in way over his head...and so painfully attractive it makes Stiles want to lick his face. So there’s very little choice in the matter.
“Totally not like that,” he maintains, “It’s not like we’re Bond and Moneypenny.”
Scott gives him an excited grin, chuckling. “Dude, you’re totally his Miss Moneypenny!” he says, eyes wide like the world just finally started to make sense. “You’re the only one who won’t sleep with him even though you’re dying to.”
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- Part 1 of Alpha Magazine 'Verse
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27 Oct 2025
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As a teenager, Derek had this... problem. When he got, well, 'excited', it'd show. Pretty obviously. Much to Laura's amusement.
He'd think it was a thing of the past, except it's Prom Night, and Stiles is wearing these pants...
“Your body starts going through changes,” she’d recited, reading from the Your Problems page.
Some Dear Abby bullshit, meant to reassure pubescent girls that they were normal. That everything happening to them happened to everyone else. It’s not like they published one for werewolves. That would just be asking too much.
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26 Oct 2025
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Wherein Derek is a Hot Single Dad, possibly with a little case of martyrdom, and Stiles is the newest client at his publishing house who really just wants to make him happy. Preferably while they're both naked.
He doesn’t get to talk to Stiles a whole lot - and it’s fine, it’s professional and polite, but there is a little something that lights up in him when he thinks about him, sees him. Derek’s life has been mostly about preschool and Big Hero 6 and extra-curricular activities for so long now that it’s a shock to the system when he finds himself pre-occupied with something so... adult.
And there are many, many adult things on his mind where Stiles is concerned.- Language:
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24 Oct 2025
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How To Get Your Idiot Friends Together: A Four Step Process by Scott McCall by reptilianraven
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
12 Apr 2014
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"He laughs at your jokes, man. How blind can you be?"
Stiles makes this face like he ate a lemon or something. "Are we talking about the same guy here? Because Derek Hale has never once laughed at my jokes."
"No, he does the thing where he exhales quickly through his nose. Like when you see something funny on the internet." Scott says and oh my god. "Stiles he thinks you're funny like how things on the internet are funny. I don't get why I have to explain this to you!"
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In which Scott plays matchmaker because he'd probably go insane if these two idiots can't get their fucking act together.
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- Part 1 of A Guide To Idiocy
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Stiles doesn't want to do this. He wants to keep believing he's over Derek, that he's fine, but Derek has something to say about it.
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20 Oct 2025