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    Bruce has spent weeks trying to get Clark to stay the night, but Clark has been using every excuse to avoid so much as kissing Bruce. When Clark flakes on yet another intimate moment, Bruce has had enough.

    Clark, meanwhile, has a libido that’s driving him crazy and one huge secret that threatens to shatter his fledgling relationship. Now he has two choices: continue being a coward and break it off with Bruce, or scrape together the courage to tell Bruce what he’s never told anyone before.

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    09 Jul 2025

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    With her dying father's last request, eighteen-year-old Leia Organa sets out for the Outer Rim to find an exiled Jedi master and a brother she knew nothing about.

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    27 Jun 2025

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    With Emperor Palpatine's sudden demise, the Empire is thrown into chaos. Instead of claiming the Imperial Throne, Sith Lord Vader announces Palpatine's successor: Leia Organa.

    Leia just went from having a bad day to a bad year. We've all been there.

    Misskirby's tumblr post gave me such brainworms I had to get it out.

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    25 Jun 2025

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    After grave miscalculations result in their plan to kill Dracula failing, Trevor, Sypha, and Alucard are left at his mercy after being struck down in battle. Belmont sacrifices his humanity, identity, and his freedom to Dracula keep them safe; and to have a chance to confront Alucard about his affection for him.

    (The AU where the heroes lose, Trevor is a Vampire, and Dracula is sad, horny, AND EVIL.) (And Alucard is temporarily turned to stone.)

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    08 Jun 2025

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    The year of our Lord is 1476.

    As a slave lucky enough to be bought by an alchemist under the full influence of the Renaissance, your curiosity was encouraged, fostered. With his death, ripped away. Your next buyer is a decrepit drunkard, recent widower, and father of three. He takes your first kiss—so you knee him in the balls, and dash outside in nothing but your nightdress. He tackles you to the ground; his beard scratches your closed eyes, closed mouth; his blood soaks through to your skin.

    Above you a creature of the night has his limp flesh on a long claw, crimson spilling from its gnawing teeth. Without hesitating you spring to your feet, and run right into the woods towards a dark castle with two human corpses impaled outside.

    You never look back.

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    06 Jun 2025