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    Once upon a time there was a royal bloodline cursed by an evil magic.

    It was passed down for generation after generation, and at this point, the reason for the curse was lost to time. Each first born son of each family bore a curse that could only be broken by true love.

    His Majesty Hadir Vovran had been cursed so that every potential lover was transformed into an animal, and he had to kiss them, hoping that it would be true love’s kiss to turn them back to normal.

    His Majesty Thomior Vovran, Hadir’s first born, had been cursed with a permanent erection which turned out to be quite popular with his lovers. It was only in the presence of his True Love would his cock soften.

    Originally, Chastity was mistaken for an eldest daughter, and the kingdom gave a sigh of relief, content with waiting for another birth and delivery before they would know the curse that would haunt the next generation.

    It wasn’t until Chastity was around fifteen years old that a correction to the family records had to be made.

    Chastity was, indeed, not Thomior’s eldest daughter, but truly his eldest son. 

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    08 Jul 2025

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    Chris didn’t do the summer reading.

    Why would he? FAE 200 was barely a gen ed in his course schedule, which meant easy tests and even easier homework. He planned on sitting in the back of the huge lecture hall, blending in with the hundreds of other students, and getting an easy A.

    The professor looked like a pushover too--tall, even for an elf, and thin. His robes were stuffy and academic, covering him from his neck down to his ankles, and he glided along with an in-human grace, barely even bobbing with each step. His long, pointed ears extended over the top of his head, his straight silver hair falling on either side, and they twitched in irritation as he settled in front of the desk at the front of the lecture hall and turned to observe the clamoring crowd of students.

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    Chris Marshall didn't mean to come to such a diverse university and isn't used to being the only human in a class full of fantasy races. His learning curve becomes much steeper than he anticipated when his first Elven teacher curses a fleshlight to connect to his ass without his knowledge, sharing it with the rest of the faculty and teaching him the hard way how important it is to be open minded.

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    07 Jul 2025

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    You think back to the question you asked yourself while leaning over the rotting corpse of a dead war criminal, his body marked by stars. What will your body be marked by?

    Perhaps it's not alcohol and heartbreak after all.

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    28 Jun 2025

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    You want to reach up, bury your fingers in his hair. You want to wrap your hands around his waist to see how small it really is, rest your hands on his thighs and feel his muscles flex as he grinds against you. 

    Instead, you keep your hands where he placed them, content to watch.

    Or: THE CASE OF THE ANAL BEADS

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    12 Jun 2025

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    Jimin swears that he’s too self-conscious to really get into petplay. Boyfriends Taehyung and Jungkook wager that a healthy mix of covert hypnosis and behavioral conditioning can change his feelings on the matter.

    (Jimin gives them a month. He starts to break in under a week.)

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    08 Jun 2025