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“Can’t you see that you’re lost without me?” by qpbromantic for VibrantVenus
Fandoms: Jennifer's Body (2009)
13 Oct 2023
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“It’s girl’s night, Needy. You know to tell Chip not to text or call on girl’s night. I want your attention all for myself.”
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Patrick didn’t have a diary, no matter how much Pete teased and prodded and bullied otherwise. It was a journal, okay?
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Needy dialed again, sniffing hard to try to unclog her nose as the line rang. And rang. And rang. And rang.
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Why push Patrick into the spotlight when he so clearly soaked up the attention like a flower to sunlight?
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“My luck fucking sucks,” Ovidio groaned, afraid to look away. The more he stared at it, the less it looked like a dog. Ovidio had never seen a husky that big or that ugly.
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No matter what he thinks of himself, the truth of Kabru is simple: he wants what’s best. He’s a pathetic hypocrite, and he’s deeply uncomfortable with others’ discomfort. Especially Laios’. Well, perhaps only Laios’.
“Then maybe you should attack me." He goes on, already expecting the sputtered rejection. “You think you want to, what, bite me? Drink my blood. Eat me? If youー if you have a little, then maybe the taste will put you off it."
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Buffalo Replaced by bisexualbluesargent
Fandoms: ダンジョン飯 | Dungeon Meshi | Delicious in Dungeon
26 Jun 2024
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That guy named Laios Touden doesn’t come to class again for thirteen complete days, and in that time Kabru manages to open around three hundred collective tabs on his browser in his effort to learn every single fucking thing about him. And, also, for reasons Kabru can’t even begin to comprehend, makes his return to university life by cornering Kabru in between classes and asking him to go camping with him.
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Hedonic Eating by BluBeriCheesecake
Fandoms: ダンジョン飯 | Dungeon Meshi | Delicious in Dungeon
16 Oct 2024
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Kabru has always struggled to take care of himself. He never felt there was time for sleep or a proper meal down in the dungeon, but his new position as the King's advisor shows him their importance. Laios is insistent he eats three well-rounded meals a day, though Kabru never excepted that to come with the added bonus of being hand fed by Laios himself. With their growing closeness, and Laios' caring nature weighing on his affection for him, Kabru is sure to embarrass himself somehow. Or maybe he'll get a feast great enough to last him a lifetime.
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Laios puts some meat on Kabru's bones, then put some meat in him.
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it’s not a monsterfucker novel (or is it?) by juurensha
Fandoms: ダンジョン飯 | Dungeon Meshi | Delicious in Dungeon
01 Nov 2024
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Laios wrinkles his nose. “I just don’t really get romance plotlines. Monster smut though—I mean, if I extrapolate monster reproductive habits, I’m not claiming that I’ll get it 100% right, but I’m pretty sure I can get it way more right than any of those other novels—”
“What does Kabru think of this?” Marcille asks desperately.
Laios twiddles his fingers and readjusts his phone on the table. “Uh. Well. I emailed it to him yesterday. It’s a bit different from what I usually write, so I’m sure that’s why it’s taking him longer than usual to beta it.”
Laios never meant to develop a reputation as a monsterfucker novel writer, but it had just sort of ended up happening, and his editor Kabru is dragged along for the ride.
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02 Dec 2024
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I really like this I couldn't stop itching to go back to it when I had to put it down to work!! I loved seeing kabru so smitten with Laois as it flew over laios's head and their dynamic overall was so nice. To me, laios read as a demisexual/demiromantic person so I really liked the exploration of his feelings in this as one myself.
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i wanna be the food stuck under you tongue by squidbatts
Fandoms: ダンジョン飯 | Dungeon Meshi | Delicious in Dungeon
29 Nov 2024
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“I know, I know, It’s just- weird.”
In the past few months, Kabru has learned that Laios does have a boundary to what even he can view as “normal”; unfortunately, many of the boundaries he creates are far beyond what most other humans are comfortable with. For him to recognize that something he wants to ask his sister, who’s nearly as strange as him, is weird? It sets Kabru’s teeth on edge.
“Just- well- I wondered,” Laios takes a deep breath and rushes out the rest, “Did you ever eat a human?”
or: what’s the worst that could come of some bizarre touden conversation?