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He was barefoot, sitting on the riverbed, platinum hair dancing in the wind. His ivory white foot was dipped into the cool river of May, the sleeves of his chiffon blouse billowed with the wind.
Kinich was just passing by, yet the moment his eyes caught the sight of the boy, he was in awe.
With great difficulty and nervousness, Kinich managed to say, “Would you like to walk in the grass fields?”
The sea of rainbow roses and marcottes thrived in the warm glow of the afternoon sun. Pink and red coloring the lush and green grass.
The boy kept looking at him, still not speaking a single thing. Then he looked back towards the river’s flowing water, looked at the refraction of his foot inside the chilling water.
“Then,” Kinich tried again, “would you like to go into the woods?”
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“Winter arrives, the ice thickens. What’s frozen within, snow nor wind cannot discern.
Spring awakens, its warmth unfurls. What is left of the ice? A pool of clear water.”Alternatively,
Enhypen high school AU with typical teen drama.
If you’re not in for some heavy clichés, then this story is greatly not recommended.
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Oh—that's a set of coins on private auction that Kyryll has been eyeing for a very long time. Remurian. A full set. Mint condition…
Varka sees the blind desire that takes over. Kyryll loves shiny things. If Varka's a puppy-dog, Kyryll's a magpie.
"If you put on the outfit, I'll buy this for you. Don't look at me like that! You know I'm dead serious. Want me to put it in writing? I'll have my lawyer type it up and notarize it for good measure!"
Flins dresses up in a fairy costume at Varka's behest.
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27 Oct 2025
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On Sex (and Love): A Homunculi's self-study by SabrinaSelene
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
16 Feb 2025
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Albedo looked away to the side. “Would you …”
“Apologies, I couldn't quite catch that.”
“Would you be willing to …” Albedo swallowed, balling his hands into fists under the table.
He was going to say it. He had to.
“Would you have sex with me?”.
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.Albedo is an undisputed genius. Some might even call the Kreideprinz the best living alchemist in all of Teyvat. But Albedo himself has misgivings about his own abilities. He knew he lacked knowledge of human relations, emotions, and ... sex. Could he even find release in arousal?
What better way to find out than with Mondstadt's charming and definitely experienced Cavalry Captain, erudite in all matters regarding sex and love, right?
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26 May 2025
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Haitham isn't what society considers a 'conventional' alpha...but Cyno isn't a conventional omega.
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- Part 4 of Cyhaino Week 2025
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17 Oct 2025
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11 Oct 2025
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After the catch it is time for Dick to finally claim his Omega.
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Thats it. It's smut, its an Alpha claiming his Omega.Series
- Part 3 of Mating Rituals
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11 Oct 2025