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Two hopelessly devoted curse breakers forget to follow (most of) the advice in Touch Nothing: A Veteran’s Guide to Surviving Cursed Sites.
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You are cordially invited to the wedding of Mary Macdonald and Reginald Cattermole.
As Maid of Honour, Lily Evans should be thrilled to celebrate her best friend’s wedding to the love of her life on a sun-drenched Greek island. She’s prepared for the lavish affair hosted by Mary’s boss, Euphemia Potter. What she isn’t quite as prepared for is the presence of Euphemia’s son – James Potter – the boy she once loved and never quite forgot.
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A healthy dose of Shirtless Potter May keeps the doctor away. A collection of drabbles featuring a very bare-chested James Potter written for Shirtless James Potter May 2025.
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They say you can’t go home again. Lily Evans never left.
Three years after James Potter walked out of Godric’s Hollow – and out of her life – Lily has carved out a quiet rhythm for herself in the very house where her heart once broke. And she’s not about to let him ruin that.
But when James returns for his mother’s sixty-fifth birthday, a few years older, shoulders broader, and still infuriatingly charming, the walls Lily’s built around her carefully controlled world begin to crack once more. He’s here, and he’s looking at her like he still remembers every stolen kiss, every whispered promise made in the heat of that endless summer.
Lily, however, isn’t that girl anymore. She’s not naïve. She’s not breakable. And she certainly isn’t his.
But some songs don’t stop playing just because you turn the volume down. Especially when you’re right there where he left you.
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I Wake With Your Memory Over Me (What A Real Fuckin' Legacy) by ritaskeetered for Athenasparrow
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Apr 2025
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“Just saying, Evans,” he then said, lowering his voice slightly, “if you ever want to truly have a good time…”
She snorted now, hoping that this would compensate for the heat that rushed to her cheeks. “Oh, please,” she replied, “I’m not yet that desperate.”
(Oh, God, she was.)
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James and Lily work for Phoenix Radio, a radio station that finds its existence threatened by the successful Riddle Radio. When asked to brainstorm an idea for a new show, Lily comes up with a show in which two exes discuss the aftermath of their break-up. Obviously, so Albus Dumbledore and Minerva McGonagall decide, she and James are perfect to play the part. The only problem? They never actually dated. A fake exes AU that leads to so much more drama than you might expect.
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And You Heard About Me, I Know Aristotle by ritaskeetered
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 Jul 2024
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Magnolia by theesteemedladydebourgh for GhostofBambi
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
05 Apr 2025
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Exploding Ministry memos and one or two requisite dragons and cursed magical objects. Old school romances with a dash of new workplace flirtation. James Potter and Lily Evans may have missed each other the first time around…but not this time, if Ministry regulations have anything to say about it.
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07 Apr 2025
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Happy Hour at the No-Strings Club by GhostofBambi for Zayhra
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
20 Mar 2025
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She's an overworked grad student who manages a bar, he has recently been dumped, it's a casual sex arrangement and together they are fucking kidding themselves.
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22 Mar 2025
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Heads Will Roll by GhostofBambi for BassLineEscapeAct
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 Mar 2025
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Must be the season of the witch
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28 Feb 2025
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i don’t know why i like you (but i do) by firefeufuego for isahorcrux
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
07 Mar 2025
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‘You are so exactly the person I thought you were, James Potter.’ That’s his girl, still so condescending even when she’s put down.
‘Yeah,’ he says, not looking back, ‘I guess I am.’Lily and James read History together at Balliol College at Oxford. Unfortunately, they just can’t seem to read each other for shit.
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11 Jan 2025
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NHS waiting times are a killer these days.
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