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The Sun Witch of the Shire and the Moon Witch of the dwarves have existed since the beginning, graced with their powers by the gods they serve for balance and to protect their respective people. When a figure appears who would rot the world, Sun Witch and Thain Bilbo Baggins is summoned to council to determine how to deal with this threat. Here he meets Moon Witch and Crown Prince Thorin Oakenshield, his stubborn counterpart, and while the attraction is undeniable, the need to handle the threat of the Necromancer before it overtakes Erebor and the world at large.
Written for the 2024 THAUC project, with art by the fantastic amazing Sandwich! Our prompts were "What if Bilbo was actually Thain of the Shire when the dwarves came knocking?" and "The Tooks weren't fae magical, they were witches"
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“What a mess we’ve gotten ourselves into, huh?” Tenna sighs again, dragging his hands down his screen to land in his lap. “I think I’m just… tired. I don’t want to be mad at you anymore, Spam, I…”
Tenna pauses for a long moment, screen fizzing with snow. Carefully, Spamton scoots across the cushions to sit next to him, reaching out a tentative hand to rest against Tenna’s clasped palms.
“One more question, for tonight,” Tenna murmurs through the static. “If… if you knew what was gonna happen to me, and you wouldn’t have told me anyway, then… why did you agree to that deal at all?”
And really, isn’t that just the question of the night? Spamton hums quietly, static-filled and bit-crushed. Why did he agree?
The answer— the true answer, plain and pure— is devastatingly simple: “because I loved you.”
Of course, he can’t bring himself to say it in quite those words. Still, he tries to find something close.
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Or, Spamton should've known— all secrets come out eventually.
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13 Oct 2025
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Spamton and Tenna are at a tipping point in their relationship as cohosts. Either they'll push past their workplace walls and be thankful they don't exactly have an HR department or they'll remain nothing more than coworkers. Spamton preferred the former while Tenna the latter. Spamton, not one to take rejection well, decides to try seeking companionship else where. Tenna doesn't take it well and things escalate from there.
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23 Sep 2025
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Noelle's house shatters around her, and Spamton awkwardly tries to pick up the pieces without cutting his hands.
(Which he would have had no problem doing, if his neighbor hadn't been his ex-boyfriend.)
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- Part 1 of All roads lead to Rome
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15 Sep 2025
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spamton treats tenna like the filthy mutt he is
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- Part 2 of Mr. Ant Tenna's Puppy Time
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14 Sep 2025
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Tenna knew his life couldn't revolve around another person, especially someone as insignificant as a mailman. He was a star, after all. And yet, when told the connection to Cyber City was re-established, Tenna finds himself on the first train over. Who the hell did Spamton think he was to leave without a word? Upon his arrival to the city, Tenna quickly learns the circumstances surrounding Spamton's disappearance are much more sinister than he ever could have imagined.
An AU in which Tenna goes searching for Spamton after his fleeing from TV World. In retrospect, Spamton having left him for someone else felt much more merciful than the harsh reality of the situation.
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14 Sep 2025