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Crowley didn’t want to unsnake. That posed a problem.
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- Part 5 of Snaking around
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Crowley was extremely fidgety. Aziraphale investigated as to why.
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- Part 3 of Snaking around
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Aziraphale had a more agreeable proposition on how to deal with Crowley’s chronic pain: an ice cold bath.
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- Part 4 of Snaking around
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Optimistic belief by sarcasticfirefighter for 50s_housewife_with_a_dark_secret
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
15 May 2025
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It was another bad flare up, courtesy of his chronic pain. The solution seemed rather obvious, but not in Crowley’s books.
Aziraphale was on a mission to change his mind; always supporting his demon.
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- Part 2 of Snaking around
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Crowley was impossibly restless. Aziraphale followed the Clues, possibly finding a solution.
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- Part 1 of Snaking around
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Snaking around by sarcasticfirefighter
Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
22 May 2025
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A collection of one-shots (loosely connected, but it’d be best to read all) focused on the topic of chronic pain while also from time to time acknowledging Crowley’s snake form, as that seemed to be a problem for him.
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Aziraphale, a hard-working meteorologist, is forced into the world of storm chasing alongside Crowley, his unpalatable and frustratingly handsome co-worker.
Whether they like it or not, they’re stuck together.
In this story, Crowley and Aziraphale face treacherous storms and the reality of their own loneliness, all while discovering that they might like each other more than they once thought.
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11 Jul 2025
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“My car is parked down the street, if you’d want to get out of here,” Crowley suggested in a quiet, low tone that made Aziraphale a little dizzy. He found himself longing for the breathy heat of that deep, intoxicating voice as it graced the air between them and bit down on the inside of his lip.
“I’d like that,” he replied calmly, though he could still feel his heart pounding relentlessly against his rib cage.
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Aziraphale meets Crowley at a coffee shop and thinks him arrogant and unpleasant. Crowley, on the other hand, finds Aziraphale's self-righteous nature alluring. An accidental touch is all it takes for Aziraphale to start feeling flustered around the red haired stranger, and soon enough they become entangled in more ways than one.
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11 Jul 2025
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There was magic abroad in the air by On1OccasionFork
Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
11 May 2025
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10 Jul 2025
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Crawley likes watching Aziraphale eat, but he’s unable to join in. Humans often pray over food, and that makes it harmful to demons. Once Aziraphale finds out, he’s determined to find safe food for his adversary to try.
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07 Jul 2025
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I Only Have Eyes For You by Twilightcitysky for CopperBeech
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
25 Jan 2022
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After narrowly escaping execution, Aziraphale and Crowley want to fly under the radar for a while. Worried that performing miracles will reveal their location to their former bosses, they relocate to the country and stop using their powers. Meanwhile, Aziraphale is ready to start moving faster... and Crowley has a secret. Can he keep Aziraphale from realizing what's changed while juggling moving trucks, furniture assembly, inquisitive mediums, attacks of Feng Shui, and the mortifying ordeal of grocery shopping?
A fic about moving in together, finding yourself, and finding one another.
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- 55,293
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- 11/11
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Bookmarked by sarcasticfirefighter
05 Jul 2025