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To Beat the Snake, One Must Strike Seven Inches Below its Head by schnorkie
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
04 Aug 2025
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“Well, it seems that Mu Yuan has much to make up to this Master. Due to his incorrect information this Venerable one was poisoned and now Mu Yuan is saying one of this Venerable one’s beloved wives has also been poisoned while she was in your care. Explain why this venerable one should let you live,” Luo Binghe states in a deceptively smooth voice. Well Mark him down as scared and horny. Err…
“I can still be helpful to Junshang! I can take Shi Biyu’s position. I am trained in Dual Cultivation” Shen Yuan blurts out. Did he really just say that? Oh no. He was so dead! Shen Yuan waited for a hole to engulf him. The audacity to say he could fuck the Emperor of the Combined Realms back to health.
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Bingge gets wifeplotted, he blames Shen Yuan. -
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Gieve was feeling frustrated. Arslan gives him a hand.
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Lay my curses out to rest by HanaSheralHaminail
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 Aug 2025
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If this enchanted transformation did not change Shen Qingqiu into a mindless beast first, then the havoc it was wreaking on his meridians would unquestionably kill him; barring that, surely his dearest disciple deserved the chance to enact his revenge. The mushroom bodies had only just begun to grow, after all, so the only choice he had left concerned the flavor of death that awaited him.
In that case, let him be a bird, please!
But wait... Protagonist, aren't you being a little too affectionate? And what does it mean that you want to save this master?
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17 Aug 2025
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I have no mouth, but I must- by AdmiralAnarchy
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
07 Aug 2024
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Boothill lost all of himself when his body was replaced with metal and wires. When an enemy strike destroys his framework and leaves him facing death- or it's analog- once again, he finds someone there by his side, and more than willing to help him find that humanity buried deep within.
Or, alternatively, the one where Argenti shoves his hand up Boothill's chest and strokes his nerve cable until the cyborg gets off.
Now with a sequel~
Argenti and Boothill spend a little more time with each other, learning the bounds of Boothill's anatomy and finding workarounds to get closer in spite of the distance and obstacles before them. Their paths will diverge, with no guarantee to cross once again... but sweet touches and a heartfelt promise can make the road less lonely.Series
- Part 1 of Roses and Bullets
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10 Feb 2025
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This Unit: Where is my owner, Dr. Mensah?
Dr. Yuen: Well, that’s the million dollar question, isn’t it? SecUnit, where did you last physically interact with Dr. Ayda Mensah?
Information Retrieval: Dr. Ayda Mensah last interacted with This Unit on Preservation Station at 08:27:22 on 4098-09-17 CRST.
This Unit: You do not have permission to access that information.
Dr. Yuen: You’re incorrect, SecUnit. We do. Answer the question.
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(When the infamous rogue SecUnit of the Preservation Alliance gets captured, the corporate techs assigned to it expected to be able to get some juicy data, or at least some insights into its cracked governor module. They didn't expect something so... basic.)
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01 Nov 2024
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The Divide Between Autumn and Spring by sareyen
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
10 Aug 2024
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Shen Yuan transmigrates during the previous generation of Cang Qiong, and despite being totally mediocre (or so he thinks) he ends up becoming the Head Disciple of Qing Jing Peak. Shen Yuan decides to try and live his life to the best of his ability, avoid the scum villain when he makes his inevitable appearance, and grow stronger so he can stay alive long enough to be able to see his favourite protagonist in the flesh - and then escape so he's not killed when Luo Binghe takes over the world.
But, of course, the plot has got to plot, and nothing ever goes according to plan.
~My version of a Shen Yuan disciple fic, where Shen Yuan and Shen Jiu become martial siblings, and the world conspires against them~
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- Part 1 of The Divide Between Autumn and Spring
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11 Aug 2024
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two lonely souls at sunset by lomlaling
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 Jun 2024
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“Who are you?” Luo Binghe asked coldly.
Shen Yuan wanted to bury himself in the dirt. He couldn’t have made a bigger fool of himself.
“I- This one is Shen Yuan, Lord Luo,” he hastily responded, dropping into a low bow to properly greet the emperor. Even after seven years in the palace, Shen Yuan still struggled with the formal speech of scholars and nobility.
“Shen…” Luo Binghe whispered.
Shen Yuan winced. Of course, Luo Binghe wouldn’t know who he was by name alone.
“This one is Lord Luo’s fifth husband,” Shen Yuan answered.
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21 Jun 2024