hip-eponymous-poor-boy (small_vulcan)
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Blood is Thicker Than Marinara Sauce by hip-eponymous-poor-boy (small_vulcan)
Fandoms: Queer as Folk (US)
08 Nov 2017
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A short drabble about family, as defined by Ben Bruckner.
Disclaimer: This doesn't follow his canon childhood as I couldn't find enough about it to make a completely accurate timeline, so I just made up what I think could have happened.
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What the Heart Wants by hip-eponymous-poor-boy (small_vulcan)
Fandoms: Queer as Folk (US)
06 Sep 2016
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In which Brian attends a therapy session and maybe possibly gets his shit together.
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crimson supernova by serenadewave
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
28 Jun 2025
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"You don't know what you're talking about," Suguru says dismissively, his voice laced with quiet indifference and a hint of irritation. The deliberate clink of books and pens echoes in the stillness, a subtle reminder of the distance he’s putting between them. His gaze flickers toward Satoru. "And get off my desk."
Satoru’s lips curl into a smug smile as he rolls his tongue over the lollipop hanging lazily from his mouth. Unbothered, his eyes sparkle with mischief. "Or what, Professor?"
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Gojo Satoru knew nothing about love when he started playing his game. He knew nothing of its gifts and its sorrows and its consequences. There were only two things that he was sure about: for one, he was obsessed with space, and for another, he wanted Geto Suguru to notice him.
The rest, all of the things that Satoru wasn't prepared for, came long after he began to play.
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In their third year of high school, Gojo Satoru declares three ground-breaking goals he and Suguru must accomplish at all costs before graduation:
- Get high (grades. It's grades, I'm telling you, Suguru!).
- Lose their virginities (together, this is non-negotiable because I need to know who lasts longer between us, no, it's not a competition, I swear—).
- Seduce their Gym teacher, Fushiguro Toji.
Except: the problem with Satoru's plan to band together and get in their teacher's pants to do it is that Suguru doesn't wanna fucking do it.
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03 Jul 2025
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Casimir by cielelyse
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
21 Oct 2022
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Getou time travels back to Satoru and Suguru in their first year.
(Satoru adores him. Suguru gets jealous.)
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- Part 7 of Volta
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02 Jul 2025
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always and forever by beebo1103
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
11 Feb 2025
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The brief is only a couple of pages long. Somewhere in the outskirts of the forest, a special grade cursed object lies in wait. Apparently, it’s able to grant one wish, but the conditions of the wish are unknown. It’s understandable, now, why the mission is time sensitive - in the wrong hands, this kind of thing could cause all kinds of destruction. The strangest part, though, is the set of bright red, block capitals at the bottom of the page.
[DO NOT REPORT TO HIGHER UPS - REPORT TO GOJO SATORU ONLY]
Megumi sets the paper down, rubbing his eyes with the heels of his palm. The text at the bottom of the page confuses him. What’s the need for the clarification?
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Gojo sends Megumi, Yuuji and Nobara on a mission to retrieve a special cursed object that can grant your heart’s desire.
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12 Jun 2025
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Not Safe for Work by beebo1103 for svgvrvstar
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
21 Mar 2025
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Being married is boring.
No one likes to say it, but it’s true.
No man was more familiar with this than Kamo Satoru, née Gojo. The spouse of the CEO of Kamo industries, Satoru was a spurned housewife through and through, spending his days alone at home waiting for his husband to return.
So, one day, maybe 8 months ago, Satoru had decided to take things into his own hands. If Kamo was happy to cheat on Satoru with his work, why shouldn’t Satoru return the favour?
Thus began his streak of… conquests. That’s what Satoru likes to call them, anyway. In reality, ‘conquests’ is a less vulgar way of referring to Satoru’s habit of cheating on his husband. Each one is less fun than the last, and Satoru’s just about ready to give up on his rebellious streak.
Enter new hire Geto Suguru. He’s young, at least 10 years younger than Satoru, with sharp, golden eyes and a plethora of thick, dark tattoos. The cure for Satoru’s boredom has just walked up to him, corded muscles and all.
This is the alpha he wants next.
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12 Jun 2025