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Stan once asked him after a particularly gruesome fight why he even bothered to hang out with Cartman. Kyle shrugged and said that Cartman was fun sometimes. Stan had looked mildly unconvinced but dropped it, not wanting to pursue any further.
Truth is, he likes the fights. Kyle has been a goody-goody, straight-A, golden boy for most, if not all, of his life. Cartman is his foil, the one who brings out the worst in him, but in Kyle’s mind, that’s for the better. It’s so unbelievably boring to continue to play the part of “good kid” all the time, and the only sense of thrill he gets in this godforsaken town is when he’s fighting Cartman, whether it be verbally or physically.
(in which Kyle discovers that maybe he likes fighting Cartman a little too much)
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11 Jul 2025
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Kyle and Cartman wake up to find out they're in each other's bodies. What starts as a completely disastrous day for the both of them, slowly turns into an existential revelation.
Written for day 6 of Kyman Week. The prompts were 'Bodyswap' and 'Fighting'.Series
- Part 6 of Kyman Week 2022
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09 Jul 2025
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Kyle is trying to study on a hot summer day without working air conditioner in their apartment, but Cartman is unnecessarily distracting.
Written for the NSFW Kyman Zine, which I was the organizer of! So, yes, you can imagine what happens here.Bookmarked by snowbiscuit
09 Jul 2025
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Kyle, aged 28, moves to South Park to escape the stress of East Coast and purchases a house in dire need of renovation. He soon finds out that he has a roommate he didn't sign up for.
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09 Jul 2025
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Eric and Kyle fail successfully at having kinky roleplaying sex.
(This is technically a fic for South Park Future comic but you don’t have to have read the comic. Eric might seem a little ooc if you haven’t but that’s all)
Title change: previously called “closer by ne-yo instead of closer by nine inch nails” but I changed it bc that’s a stupid ass title even by my standards
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08 Jul 2025