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  1. Public Bookmark 29

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    Crowley has the unfortunate task of burgling a flat whilst in Heat. If he's lucky, the flat won't belong to an Alpha.

    He is not lucky.

     

    **Written for the GOmegaverse vol 3 zine.**

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    30 Oct 2025

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    “I’m gonna do it, okay. I’m gonna do it. I’M TELLING SHOUTA AIZAWA HOW I REALLY FEEL ABOUT HI--oh, sorry.” A window has definitely shattered, and Nemuri is back to lying on the floor, her hands covering her ears while she glares at Hizashi. Seriously, alcohol and a voice quirk do not mix.

    “But first!” Hizashi raises one finger-- or is it two? He squints. Huh, maybe more like four-- maybe that’s just his whole hand, “We need more alcohol!”

    He then proceeds to walk towards the door, only to crash against the coffee table and fall flat on his face.

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    Hizashi and Nemuri get together for a night of harmless fun and drinks. Bad decisions are made. Drunk texts are sent. Bad decisions are then (poorly) fixed with even more bad decisions. Aizawa needs a hug.

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    27 Oct 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 44

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    Your typical Hanahaki story where they are forced to finally fucking talk.

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    25 Oct 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 58

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    Crowley would be the first to admit he wasn't too fond of the new cat when he first came to live in the cottage. However, distaste turns to friendship turns to love turns to kittens (with lots of adventuring along the way).

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    24 Oct 2025

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    The black tomcat eyed the Aziraphale from his perch, his long, thin tail flicking with apparent disapproval. His jaws stretched in a wide yawn, and his yellow eyes blinked slowly. With them closed, he could be mistaken for a shadow on the backdrop of a brick wall.

    “Who’re you, then?” He asked in a gravelly, hoarse voice that suggested disuse. His words were stated rather rudely, and he did not move, save for the flicking tip of his tail, and the flexing of his hind claws.

    Crowley is a long-abandoned, hardened street cat, angry and wary and guarded against anyone intruding on the fragile peace he had carved out for himself.
    Aziraphale is an anxious housecat, who's just wondering why his owners had thrown him to the streets. He's certain it must've be some sort of mistake.

    (Ineffable Husbands AU: they're cats. This is as ridiculous as it is angsty.
    Originally uploaded in December of 2023; Edited in January of 2025.)

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    07 Aug 2025