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  1. Public Bookmark 4

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    “Sarge?” said Nobby, looking suddenly nervous.

    “Yes Nobby?” said Colon, letting out a yawn as they turned down Nap Lane.

    “Would you?”

    “Would I what?”

    “Would’ya still patrol with me if I was a… well, a worm?” said Nobby, clearing his throat.

    Colon gave Nobby a strange look.

    “Why would the wizards turn you into a worm?”

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    21 Jan 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 7

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    A shrill and urgent noise like a cat being flattened by a steamroller began to emanate from the bassinet.

    "I've heard they sleep with their eyes open," Vimes said, attempting to project his voice over the wailing.

    "What?"

    "What?"

    "I know they sleep with their eyes open sometimes, Sam, but I really do think he's awake. It's the screaming that's tipping me off."

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    01 Jan 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 1

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    Your terrible roommate who doesn't pay rent and basically extorts you to let him live in your house leaves for five years, and then comes back with a kid. I was morally obligated to write this.

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    04 Aug 2024

  4. Public Bookmark *

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    The sky is full of fish and the noble game of chess is taken out back to be put out of its misery.

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    04 Jul 2024

  5. Public Bookmark 36

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    Against the whirlwind of thoughts, Phee’s voice repeated the question. “Got a name, Brown Eyes?”

    The cockpit spun around him. His fingers lightly touched his helmet around his eyes, as if to adjust something on them. “Tech.”

    Another phantom touch on his shoulder, warm and gentle. “Head to these coordinates, Brown Eyes.”

    He needed to find out more.

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    Or the one where CX-2 is actually Tech and everyone deserves their happy ending.

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    02 May 2024