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    “Maybe we should have a truce.”

    Gerard laughs, a real one, and Frank feels a queasiness that he can’t attribute to anything concrete. “What are we, five? You act like we were Montagues and Capulets. It’s fine, we can try to be friends.”

    “Cool.” Frank pauses. “By the way, about the call earlier – Geoff wouldn’t let me fire you. But, like, I hope that can turn out to be a good thing. As much as I hate to admit it…”

    He trails off. Gerard raises his eyebrows. “Yes?”

    “God, I don’t want to say it. But I guess it’s objectively true that working with you would probably make my book better.”

    Gerard laughs again. “It sure as hell can’t make it worse. I did read your manuscript, it’s awful.”

    “Hey, okay. I thought we called a truce.”

    “For now,” Gerard says lightly.
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    critically celebrated chef/restaurateur frank iero has submitted a manuscript for his upcoming cookbook. the problem? it's terrible. his editor pairs him with a ghostwriter to fix and prepare the book for release, but when frank finds out it's gerard way, his old culinary school classmate and acclaimed food critic who once trashed him in a review, he's certain it'll be a shitshow. after all, they have a history.

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    UNSTABLE UNICORN - Noun

    1. A planetary body on a temporarily safe orbit with a breathable atmosphere; somewhere that is safe, but only for a little while.

    2. A third member added to a preexisting relationship (usually a bisexual woman) who should really get in to see a therapist before she snaps (see also: "Bertbert's nickname in college").

    (Yeah, I wrote this entire fic just to make that joke. What of it? Hop off my dick. Kinktober, day 7: Fuck or Die)

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    08 Oct 2025

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    Someone's got a crush...

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    06 Oct 2025

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    I drew a piece for setulose and xobarriers fic in my sights, out now in its entirety! i had an absolute blast :)) thanks for having me along for the ride :3

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    04 Oct 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 1

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    Cover art for In My Sights by setulose and xobarriers

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