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A series of one-shots (one piece for each member of the crew) inspired by that bit in "The Snow Job" (S1E9) where the woman freaks seeing her picture changed to Sophie. They'll be some people reacting to the backstory stuff Hardison makes or just running into a second/civilian identity of a Leverage team member.
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Every Creature Fic Ever, Except They're Bats by StarGirl077
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 Sep 2023
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Every Halloween has sucked for Harry so far; why would this one be any different?
After losing Sirius last year, Harry doesn't think his life can get any worse until the next Halloween night when his body sprouts wings and a tail. He's now found himself in another new world he never could have dreamed of. But all is not as it seems. With a new world comes new friends but also new enemies, and Voldemort may just be the least of them all.Very AU.
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- Part 1 of Easy Feet Bats
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26 Jun 2025
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Of Full Moons and Mongolian Mole Dragons by scullymurphy for wish123
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
09 May 2022
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When North England Regional Field Agent Charlie Weasley gets a call on the Care and Control of Magical Creatures hotline at 5:52pm on a Friday, he is not a happy camper. At least not until he sees who (and what) is on the other end.
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- Part 1 of Friends in the City
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25 Jun 2025
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28 years old, armed with a fool-proof plan and a pack of meddlesome best friends, Hermione Granger is back in London and ready to find the spark she never had with Ron. What's definitely not part of the plan is Draco Malfoy, more changed than she ever could have imagined, in the office next door.
Hermione noticed, absentmindedly, that there was only one other light on in the department, in the office just next door to her own. She turned towards it, wondering who her neighbour was and why they were working so late. The answer to that question came in two parts– through the cracked doorway, an instantly recognizable gleam of white-blond hair, and on the door, a nameplate she hadn’t read that morning: Draco Malfoy, Litigator for the DMLE.
Hermione’s head snapped back up as though she’d been shocked. The movement must have drawn his attention, as through the crack, the man’s head turned and his eyes met hers.
Hermione had time for one thought (fuck), before abruptly averting her eyes and walking, at perhaps an unnecessarily quick pace, down the hallway and to the elevator.
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25 Jun 2025
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“The floo flashed green and Charlie tumbled out into Theo’s bedroom. Theo was holding his breath and chewing his lower lip and staring all at once. He hadn’t unblocked the bedroom floo in years. Charlie’s loose curls looked windswept, his freckled face expectant. He was already starting to smile.”—Chapter 21, BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC
A one shot about what happens when Theo Nott lets Charlie Weasley into his haunted house, inspired by BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC
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- Part 4 of Related to BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC
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25 Jun 2025
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“In my humble opinion there’s only three things that men should be and that is bloody, slutty, and pathetic.” And, on a good day, Draco Malfoy can be all three.
When war heroine Hermione Granger and Azkaban-tattooed war criminal Draco Malfoy are forced to wed as part of Shacklebolt’s controversial Reconciliation Act, they openly fight the match and each other—their public brawls breathlessly reported by the press.
Secretly, a deeply traumatized Draco delights in Hermione’s attention and pines for a real marriage with her—even as her forced proximity to the Black family magic irritates the cursed scar Bellatrix left on her arm, reminding her why she can never truly trust or forgive him. Then Hermione discovers that Draco’s blood will soothe the scar . . . and Draco is willing to trade his blood for her body.
(With post-war blood purity politics, black market potioneers, Pansy Parkinson’s career advice, the Malfoys blackmailing Hermione’s Wizengamot opposition, BDE Neville Longbottom hunting Death Eaters, a slutty Theo Nott serving as Draco’s right-hand man, and Crookshanks loose in Malfoy Manor.)
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- Part 1 of THE BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC SERIES
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25 Jun 2025