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Patton hummed cheerily as he squirted ketchup in the shape of a smiley-face over a bowl of spaghetti. Setting the bottle down, he turned the spaghetti over with a fork, mixing the ketchup into it. Janus watched with morbid curiosity as he then ladled the ketchup-spaghetti into two soft taco shells.
For the sake of his own self-preservation, Janus said exactly what he felt: "I'm not eating that."
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Janus gives Patton a self-care day. Patton commits crimes against food.
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Shining Examples by SmallFlashesOfJoy (UniverseOnHerShoulders)
Fandoms: Operation Mincemeat: A New Musical - SpitLip
10 Nov 2023
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Working on Operation Mincemeat brings together five entirely unalike individuals, who find they have more in common than expected - and that they have a lot to learn from each other.
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01 Apr 2025
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Metamorphosise by SmallFlashesOfJoy (UniverseOnHerShoulders)
Fandoms: Operation Mincemeat: A New Musical - SpitLip
13 Nov 2023
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Charles Cholmondeley has always felt out of place: at school, in the RAF, and now in MI5. Then he meets Ewen Montagu, and finds a new confidence...
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15 Mar 2025
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Absurdly Simple by PlaidAdder
Fandoms: Sherlock Holmes - Arthur Conan Doyle, Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms, Sherlock Holmes (1984 TV)
31 Mar 2013
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This was archived at Sacrilege! sometime in the mid-1990s. At the time I was using "Irene Adler" as my pseudonym for the Holmes fiction. Sacrilege! is, alas, defunct; so I am reposting those stories here.
The year after the Return, Holmes is working hard on a blackmail case and won't tell Watson who the client is. Watson does a little digging, and learns a lot of things that he really should have known already. The rest is history.
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- Part 1 of The Sacrilege! Stories
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24 Feb 2025
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In which Jamie gets his first view of earth from space and learns what 'gravity' is. Or, the Doctor turns Jamie's world upside down.
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22 Feb 2025
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Rimmer pressed his lips together in a bitter smile. “Might I remind you that this whole dire situation is your fault?”
“What, the coronavirus?” said Lister.
“No, you idiot, us getting evicted,” said Rimmer. “If it wasn’t for you we’d have two whole bedrooms right now. I could have got a hotplate and a chemical toilet and sealed myself in.”
“Hey, hang on,” said Lister. “I got us evicted? You’re the one who told Mr Hollister about Frankenstein.”
“I wouldn’t have had to tell our landlord that you were in breach of our lease if you hadn’t been in breach of our lease,” Rimmer snapped. “Really, you –”
Reluctant flatmates Lister and Rimmer are forced to move into a one bedroom flat after getting evicted. Unfortunately, it's early 2020 and what was supposed to be a temporary situation drags on. And on...
In which Lister won't stop bringing home new flatmates, Holly communicates exclusively via Zoom call, Kryten bakes bread, the Cat bedazzles a lot of face masks, Rimmer hoards toilet paper, and everyone learns some things about themselves.
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22 Feb 2025