12 Works by whiskeyjuniper

Listing Works

  1. Tags
    Summary

    No monsters, no codependent little brother, no angels (devastatingly handsome or otherwise) — and for Dean, there never have been.

    It’s a little lonely sometimes; somehow a little… existentially wrong, sure, with a past he’s still burying and a future he can’t figure out, but he’s not going to bitch about it. He can even work around the nightmares bleeding in from another world; they feel enough like his own to fit in. It’s still better than before.

    Then, Chuck Shurley shows up at his dive bar. And Dean lets the monster in.

    AKA

    Chuck attempts to cure his own case of Dean Winchester Derangement Syndrome by creating a rom-com alternate universe— and writing himself into it as the love interest. But Chuck should know by now: AUs tend to fall into old grooves, no matter how out of tune they're played… and Dean can never seem to escape the horror genre.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    50,405
    Chapters:
    7/18
    Comments:
    94
    Kudos:
    119
    Bookmarks:
    28
    Hits:
    2,069
  2. Tags
    Summary

    After hours in the bunker, Castiel has an unexpected encounter.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,984
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    42
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    257
  3. Tags
    Summary

    Stuart Besser's theory about time travel might be the first thing he's gotten right in his entire life.

    --Or is it the last thing? It's kind of a pretzel, but if he doesn't get it right with His Grace Leopold Mountbatten, third Duke of Albany, too, Stuart--and the modern world--may never recover.

    (MEERCHRIMUS ARC WE LOVE YOU THIS IS FOR YOUUUUUU)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,454
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    132
  4. Tags
    Summary

    Sam’s said yes, and the world begins its slow crawl towards the end-- but not yet, not tonight. Tonight Dean and Castiel drink, and try not to think about it.

    While Chuck watches, listens, and writes it all down.

    ..........

    "Seriously, Cas, why are you still following me around?" Dean breathes against Castiel’s mouth and there’s something wrecked under it, "how long are you gonna chase a losing hand?"

    "...Until you win," Castiel replies. His eyes blaze in the dark, even without tapping his grace.

    "What if that's never?"

    Castiel considers this, carefully.

    "Perhaps until the end, then."

    Dean's hand tightens a little in Castiel's tie.

    "...Okay," he says after a moment, reedy and thin, "okay," and then his grip tightens and he drags Castiel closer, between his spread thighs, worn denim scraping against slacks, and kisses him like the world's ending tonight.

    Chuck…frowns. His typing crawls to a halt.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,323
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    142
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    1,418
  5. Tags
    Summary

    It’s like the bunker gathers secrets. It holds them close. It watches, and listens, and discerns. And when an earthquake ripples across the Kansas flatlands, it knows how to protect itself.

    It doesn’t lament the loss when something vital cracks deep in the heart of it.

    After all, it’s been waiting for this.

    ..........

    The boys are locked in the bunker. And they're not alone.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    80,171
    Chapters:
    14/14
    Comments:
    249
    Kudos:
    513
    Bookmarks:
    177
    Hits:
    12,272
  6. Tags
    Summary

    Before everything went rotten, when Keys and Antwan were still figuring things out. Keys is stressing about building his game, and Antwan is definitely NOT stressing about starting his company, because why would he do that? No point.
    ...Buuut maybe they both could use a distraction or two.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,521
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    60
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    604
  7. Tags
    Summary

    Stede gives Edward a massage.

    ____________

     

    “I notice you favor your left shoulder sometimes,” Stede said, distracted, like he was looking for something in particular amongst the bottles, tins, and tinctures.
    “Ah, yeah, a mild bickering with Mary Reed that ended in gunshot. No big deal.” Ed said. Some of the shrapnel was probably still in there, but it never got infected and he never dropped dead, so no problemo. They were still mates, of course.
    “Let me help. Come here.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,860
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    151
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    684
  8. Tags
    Summary

    Antwan's specifious rules of networking, and Keys’ not-so-great execution of said rules.
    AKA how Antwan and Keys first meet.
    .......

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,146
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    71
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    689
  9. Tags
    Summary

    Lighthouse AU.

    (Discontinued) year in the life of Shane, Ryan, and Brent as lighthouse keepers, stuck on a haunted island (and stuck with eachother).

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,356
    Chapters:
    6/12
    Comments:
    36
    Kudos:
    59
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    666
  10. Tags
    Summary

    Shane and Ryan bring... something back from a shoot.
    ......
    Shane gently reached out a hand.

    ‘Hey little guy, you scared? You’re pretty far from home, aren’t ya?”

    The creature took a tentative step forward, giving Shane a careful smile. The only thing was, that smile was built of rows and rows of teeth like a shark, glinting sharp. Ryan shrieked, and Shane stumbled back to fall flat on his ass.

    “El Chupacabra!” Ryan whispered, sucking in a horrified breath.

    “...Huh.” said Shane.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,822
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    255
    Bookmarks:
    38
    Hits:
    1,901
  11. Tags
    Summary

    ----->NOW COMPLETE<---- :D

    Something forces its way into Shane after a shoot, and Shane's not particularly fond of it. Ryan likes it even less.

    ......
    “I’d say like… 30 percent of my thoughts are ones I recognize?” Shane said after careful consideration, idly tapping his lower lip. “I still care about you, my job, my parents... but I also seem to be caring about a lot of other things I never used to care about.”

    “...Like what?” Ryan asked, softly. He wasn’t sure he wanted to know, and by the dead-eyed stare Shane gave him, he figured he was right.
    ....
    (EDIT: In the Ohio episode Shane gave a pretty good summary- so, my fic, in Shane's own words:
    "Latch yourself onto my soul, come back to Hollywood with me, and destroy the lives of all my friends and coworkers")
    So dramatic! Thanks Shane :3

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    56,604
    Chapters:
    17/17
    Comments:
    373
    Kudos:
    701
    Bookmarks:
    85
    Hits:
    11,089
  12. Tags
    Summary

    Detective Shane Madej is very good at his job. Or he was, before that job entailed trying to catch the notorious Ricky Goldsworth.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,915
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    50
    Kudos:
    406
    Bookmarks:
    35
    Hits:
    3,792

Filters

Filter results:
Submit

Include

?
Include Ratings
Include Warnings
Include Categories
Include Fandoms
Include Characters
Include Relationships
Include Additional Tags

Exclude

?
Exclude Ratings
Exclude Warnings
Exclude Categories
Exclude Fandoms
Exclude Characters
Exclude Relationships
Exclude Additional Tags

More Options

Crossovers
Completion Status
Word Count
Date Updated
Submit

Clear Filters