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Guillermo takes Nandor to the dog park while Nandor’s in his dog form. Things go wrong, and then very right.
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15 Jul 2025
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Nandor catches Guillermo injured in the kitchen.
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- Part 18 of What we do in the shadows
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15 Jul 2025
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the one with the secondhand embarrassment by arielmagicesi
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
22 Jul 2022
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Nandor grimaced. “Oh, Guillermo here used to have a little crush on me.”
Guillermo turned red, glaring again at the camera, while Nadja and Laszlo exploded into shouts of delight.
“Oh-ho-ho!” Laszlo exclaimed. “Isn’t that something? Gizmo, you degenerate freak. I like it.”
“How embarrassing, truly, truly sad for you,” Nadja said. “You couldn’t have picked someone less pathetic than Nandor to stroke your cock about?”
“Hey!” Nandor interjected.
“Used to,” Guillermo insisted, still bright red in the face. “Emphasis on used to.”
“Ooh, the lady doth protest too much, methinks,” Laszlo said, grinning at Nadja.
“Yes, are you sure you don’t want to give his new special big dick a try?” Nadja said.
“Nadja! Laszlo! Don’t embarrass him!” Nandor admonished. “Everyone who meets me gets a crush on me, it’s nothing to be embarrassed about. And now we are friends.”
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Silly one-shot that popped into my head about how Guillermo is "mature" and "healthy" now and Nandor is really, really normal about it.Bookmarked by wiserivers
14 Jul 2025
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Sometimes, a hug is exactly what is needed to heal a wound.
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14 Jul 2025
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so you know how vampire bats regurgitate blood into each other's mouths to form bonds? and you know how guillermo didn't want to be a vampire because he couldn't get himself to eat?
And he pulled away, just slightly, enough so that if he were breathing, the hot air would brush against Guillermo's nose and cheeks. Their lips were slick with blood and spit and still, there was more blood spilling over out of Nandor's throat, and then it all made sense. He was guiding it into Guillermo's mouth with his hand, a little waterfall trickle of it to be gulped greedily up. He wasn't kissing, he was feeding, and moreover seemed to be completely unaware that such a thing would be considered taboo.
Or at least, Guilllermo would have thought that, his dead heart beating frantically at the sensation, if it weren't for the fact that Nandor's half-lidded eyes seemed almost alight with distant, satisfied pleasure.
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14 Jul 2025