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    catch me if you can (spare me if you do) by

    Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types  

    23 Apr 2025

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    For the past several months, it seems that the entirety of New York City hates Spider-man. The mayor wants him arrested, the police seem to want him dead, and worst of all, the Avengers are chasing him for his identity.

    Peter's just about at his limit, exhausted physically and mentally, when a little help from an unexpected source flips his world upside-down.

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    24 Jul 2025

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    "Really Into DP" by

    Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types  

    16 Jan 2024

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    For some reason, and don't ask him why, the universe just really liked to fuck with Peter.

    Parker Luck was almost like Murphy’s law. Only on rare occasions did it take pity on Peter and grant him reprieve. And for a while now, its given him a break. It was the first time in years Peter had felt financially secure, and it was only time in his life he'd felt confident as Peter Parker. So it wasn’t any shock that now, of all times, fate determined it the perfect time to pull the rug from Peter’s feet.

    In all fairness though, it was totally Peter’s fault. A long list of mistakes lead up to this moment, plenty of which he should've avoided, but now Deadpool was closer than ever to finding out Spider-Man’s civilian identity… and the fact that he’s secretly a cam boy.

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    22 Jul 2025

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    More Than Words by

    Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse), X-Men - All Media Types  

    03 May 2020

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    Omega! Peter Parker is researching mutants and war time secrets, and his search leads him to the time-jumping mutant Cable, where a freak accident sends Peter 150 years in the past.

    Alpha!Wade hadn’t expected to find an Omega on his land and he certainly didn’t expect the Omega to be from the future. Wade is gruff and scarred but Peter is sassy and sweet, and despite belonging to different worlds, the pair is drawn together.

    There are deadly animals and winter storms, a hidden mutant town that changes everything Peter thought he knew and as the nights get cold, Alpha and Omega huddle in the tiny cabin and learn to trust the bond sparking between their souls.

    But Peter belongs in a different time line and their days together are limited, so when Peter gets sick and can't seem to get better, Wade wonders if he's made a mistake keeping his Omega so long.

    They aren't ready to say goodbye and when Cable comes to take Peter back home, the mated pair faces their hardest moments yet.

    Their love is more than words, a bond more than promises, and soulmates more than forever-- but is it enough to last a separation of time, distance, and realities that were never meant to cross?

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    18 Jul 2025

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    Cheaper by The Three Dozen by ,

    Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types  

    01 Jan 2018

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    Peter Parker is missing and Spider-man is nowhere to be found. It's been a year, and Deadpool is tired of waiting in order to reconcile with Spider-man over the long ago fight that ended their friendship. So Deadpool puts his all into finding out where Spidey went and why he's in hiding. The answer... was extraordinarily unexpected. But Wade will do anything to fix the rift he created, so he puts his everything into keeping Peter - and three dozen surprises - safe from everyone else.

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    15 Jul 2025

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    Baby, It’s a State of Emergency Outside by

    Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types  

    09 Aug 2022

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    There’s a blizzard outside, Peter’s flight is delayed until further notice, he’s trapped in a hotel in Canada, and there’s only one room left. Peter’s willing to fight the whole lobby for the chance at a warm bed but ends up forced to make a deal with the scariest looking person in the group. As if sharing a room for a night with a stranger calling himself Deadpool isn’t bad enough, things fall into utter disarray when everyone is snowed in for a week with only a carry on bag to their names — or less. As the days pass, chaos escalates, the outlandish becomes the norm, and strange friendships are formed. All the while, Peter finds himself accidentally falling for a guy who isn’t at all what first impressions might imply.

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    14 Jul 2025