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    “What did I say to him? What did he say to me? I don’t even know if we had sex, and if we did, then...oh my God.”

    “Okay, just calm down—”

    “What if I just lost my virginity to a man who straight up hates me?”

    “Well first of all, he doesn’t hate you,” Huaisang says, matter of fact. “And second, if you don’t remember, it doesn’t count!”

    “What do you mean it doesn’t—you know what? I don’t even care. I’m never going to see him again--”

    “A-die?”

    “Yes, baby?” Wei Wuxian’s tone shifts instantly from anxious to indulging as soon as A-Yuan creeps out into the room.

    “I’m thirsty,” he says, and Wei Wuxian’s shoulders drop, hands falling to his sides.

    “Yeah. Okay. That, I can deal with.”

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    18 Oct 2025

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    Lan Wangji didn't look out across the other apartment building often, but now, as he scooped up his escaped rabbit, he looked over only to see a piece of paper taped to the window of the apartment across from him. It was written on purple construction paper in big block letters, like a child had written it.

     

    WHAT'S YOUR BUNNY'S NAME???


    And they were quarantined.

    Oh my god, they were quarantined.

    Podfic of Window Shopping by thunderwear.

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    17 Sep 2025

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    “He smiles too much,” Lan Wangji says, frowning at the pixelated headshot of the instructor. Flippancy is not necessarily forbidden, but it is strongly discouraged, especially when one is a thousand feet above ground instructing the light of someone else’s life.

     

    Lan Sizhui is going for his Sword Flight Licence. Lan Wangji is panicked.

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    14 Sep 2025

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    It is the stupidest, most transparently terrible idea. Wei Ying’s hand is fisted shut on the fabric of his t-shirt, twisting it up far enough to reveal a glimpse of golden-brown skin. This is the worst idea. Lan Wangji is going to say no.

    “How do you imagine that would work?” he says instead.

    Wei Ying gives a little half-shrug. “I guess I would jack off,” he says. “And you could, like, spot me.”

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    14 Sep 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 78

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    Lan Wangji is staring at him with shockingly alert eyes.

     

    “Ah. Burger Man,” he says stoically. Wei Wuxian has a really hard time telling if the man is serious or fucking with him. But given that he has never seen the man being anything other than serious, he assumes that he’s probably drunk.

     

    “Yeah, I’m the Burger Man. And you’re Lan Wangji. Do you normally spend your Friday nights sitting on the street like this?” he asks.

     

    Lan Wangji looks around, as if he had not been aware they were on a street in the middle of the city. Had he blacked out? How much had he drunk? Was he on any drugs? There was no real way for Wei Wuxian to know.

     

    “Do not,” Lan Wangji finally responds, frowning at the pavement like it’s its fault that he’s sitting on it.

     

    Or, Wei Wuxian is slightly obsessed with the Hot Customer at work. After running into him on a night out, and consequently figuring out he has a kid, he somehow talks himself into getting to babysit said kid. So what if he starts crushing on this man who is obviously taken? Wei Wuxian has everything under control.

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    22 Aug 2025

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