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    He raised an eyebrow.
    “Mind telling me what's happening?”

    Sue scoffed, eyes flaring with anger. “I'll tell you what's not happening, you and Spider-Man!”

    Johnny choked on a cough

     

    Spider man and the human torch seem very close, and none of the adults are having it. With the fantastic four trying to keep johnny away from spidey, and tony lecturing peter on dangerous individuals, the boys are having trouble keeping up appearances.

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    19 May 2025

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    After Draco Malfoy suffers an attack from a dangerous beast (Buckbeak) and is prohibited from playing until his arm gets better, he is reduced to a commentator, which means he can now comment on each of Harry Potter's quidditch blunders for the entire school to hear.

    Starring Draco Malfoy, a very-not-biased quidditch commentator, and Harry Potter, a very-not-good flirt.

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    15 Apr 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 91

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    Spider-Man is sent on his first solo mission by Tony Stark; as Peter Parker! He is sent to a charity benefit… which he was already supposed to be at… with Tony Stark’s beloathed rival… who Peter is (definitely not) friends with benefits with…

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    26 Mar 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 55

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    Peter's so fucking pissed all the time, and there's nothing he can do about it. Everyone's just so breakable—except you know who isn't? (Peter is full of turmoil, of course, but Deadpool is committed to the cause.)

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    School and work (everything, really) have been making Peter so angry, and his spider instincts are clamoring for an outlet. But Peter can't act on any of the urges plaguing his thoughts. He'd be— it'd make him a monster. But then along comes Wade, who makes jokes about Spiderman's pent-up rage, wants to help him relieve it... through "nontraditional" means. He can't be serious, right?

    Spoiler alert: he is.

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    06 Jan 2025

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    While reminiscing in Tony's old lab, Harley accidentally pushes a button on the time machine and transports Peter-Two and Peter-Three to him. To figure out a way back home, they must find Peter-One, yet the whole world seems to have forgotten about him. Together, they set out to rectify this wrong, and they find more people willing to uncover the truth.

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    03 Jun 2024