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the official power rangers group chat

Summary:

here i present to you the fic that no one asked for but that we all deserve: the official power rangers group chat!

i will be making a ton of chapters with different funny scenarios and stuff that happens so enjoy

note: there is some trimberly and cranscott thrown in but the main focus is supposed to be on the group itself

Notes:

jason makes the group chat, the group then proceeds to get adjusted.

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1: the creation

Chapter Text

9:04 PM
Jason Scott private messages Kimberly Hart

Jason:
Kimberly

Kimberly:
ew
jason
do not call me that

Jason:
Sorry
But I need to ask you something

Kimberly:
ok
what's up red

Jason:
Remember when Zack basically put a crater in the bottom of the Pit last week
When he fell off of his Zord trying to dance on it

Kimberly:
yes unfortunately

Jason:
Well I went by the ship today and talked to Alpha
And he told me that the crater is causing some sort of problem with the ship's interface functioning
Idk I didn't really understand
But they have to fill the crater tomorrow so we won't be able to train there
And I need to know if you guys want to train somewhere else or just skip it altogether

Kimberly:
well damn you know my answer
but this is really a group question

Jason:
Well Kim its like 9
It's not like I can just call everyone and tell them to meet up at Krispy Kreme right now

Kimberly:
i mean you could

Jason:
But I'm not going to
And it's too difficult to text everyone individually
So I'm asking you

Kimberly:
why dont you just make a gc

Jason:
A group chat?

Kimberly:
yes dumbass that's what gc stands for
it'd be so much easier
im surprised we dont already have one

Jason:
I guess I could do that


 

9:07 PM
Jason Scott added Kimberly Hart to the conversation
Jason Scott added Trini Prince to the conversation
Jason Scott added Zack Taylor to the conversation
Jason Scott added Billy Cranston to the conversation

Zack:
wut

Trini:
oh my lord
what is this

Jason:
A group chat

Trini:
no shit
but like why

Kimberly:
guys just go with it
its easier to talk this way

Billy:
Good idea you guys!
Hi everyone :D

Trini:
hi billy

Zack Taylor changed his name to back in black

Trini:
woah z howd u change ur name

back in black:
click the dots in the corner

Trini Prince changed her name to smol yellow
Trini Prince changed back in black's name to shithead

smol yellow:
hahaha

Jason:
Oh my gosh guys

shithead:
holy shit u can change other ppls names

shithead changed his name to badass black
badass black changed smol yellow's name to property of kim
badass black changed Jason Scott's name to dad

Kimberly:
you two are so childish

Kimberly Hart changed her name to fuck you zack

badass black:
so we are the childish ones

fuck you zack:
yes yes you are

property of kim changed fuck you zack's name to model™

model™:
aw babe

model™ changed property of kim's name to work of art™

work of art™:
im cryin

badass black:
you guys are so cute
its fuckin disgusting

dad:
Okay everybody stop

Billy:
Oooh what should my name be??

work of art™:
i know what it should be billy

work of art™ changed Billy Cranston's name to angel sent from heaven

angel sent from heaven:
I like that name! :)

dad:
Okay why doesn't everybody just pick their own name
Don't change anyone else's!

badass black:
ok dad

model™ changed her name to hart eyes
work of art™ changed her name to work of hart™

work of hart™:
puns

hart eyes:
youre so cute

dad changed his name to Big Red

badass black:
wow look at the ego on this guy

badass black changed his name to zack attack
work of hart™ changed her name to gaynger
angel sent from heaven changed his name to Billy Blue

Big Red:
Okay everyone has their own name now right?

zack attack:
yes sir

gaynger:
yup

hart eyes:
lit

Big Red:
Okay good
So the question was about training tomorrow
Alpha has to fix the crater in the floor left by the one and only Zack Taylor
So we can't train there
Do you guys want to train elsewhere or just skip it?

hart eyes:
i already told him my answer

gaynger:
um
skip

zack attack:
fuck training
lets go to krispy kreme instead

gaynger:
i never thought id say this but i agree w zack

hart eyes:
^^^

Billy Blue:
Krispy Kreme sounds good to me!

Big Red:
Okay I'll let Zordon know

zack attack:
aw im gonna miss wall dad

gaynger:
y

zack attack:
bc hes my dad

hart eyes:
k

Chapter 2: boredom

Summary:

zack gets bored in detention so he decides the group should play would you rather

Notes:

just in case you missed the last chapter:

hart eyes: kimberly
gaynger: trini
Billy Blue: billy obv
zack attack: zack
Big Red: jason

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Saturday 8:07 AM

Big Red changed the conversation name to Rangers HQ

Big Red:
That's better

Billy Blue:
Nice name, Jase!
I like it.

gaynger:
lit

hart eyes:
hey could you guys like not spam the chat rn
im trying to study something

gaynger:
babe u have literally been texting me since detention started

hart eyes:
that's bc i love you
you're a priority
the rest of the dumbasses™ arent

Big Red:
Rude

gaynger:
oml tears

hart eyes:
you > studying
the dumbasses™ < studying

gaynger:
my girl speaking the truth

Big Red:
Is that you and Trini's nickname for us three?

gaynger:
no just u and zack
billy is not a dumbass

Billy Blue:
Yay! :)

hart eyes:
we love you billy

Billy Blue:
Jason, did you hear that?
I'm Trimberly approved!! :)

gaynger:
not again w the ship name

hart eyes:
aw i think its cute babe

gaynger:
maybe

zack attack:
IM BORED

gaynger:
no one gives a shit
do ur homework
or read a book
or do something actually productive for once

zack attack:
the shade being thrown is real

gaynger:
i fucking hate saturday detention
u guys know this

zack attack:
lets play a game then

hart eyes:
zack did you just invite us into a horror movie

gaynger:
um

Big Red:
That's what it sounds like

Billy Blue:
What movie is that from?

hart eyes:
saw i think

gaynger:
yeah its saw

zack attack:
oh my god
can we not talk about saw
i hate that movie

gaynger:
awwwwwwwwww
is poor innocent zackary afraid of a little movie

zack attack:
no

hart eyes:
sounds like you are zack

Big Red:
Lmao

zack attack:
shut the hell up
anyways
lets play would you rather

Big Red:
Please no

Billy Blue:
That sounds fun!

gaynger:
lord

hart eyes:
im down

gaynger:
no thx

zack attack:
cmon trin u gotta play

hart eyes:
baby

gaynger:
yes

hart eyes:
please play

gaynger:
ugh fine

hart eyes:
:))))

Billy Blue:
Is everyone in?
It'll be fun!!

Big Red:
I guess

hart eyes:
me and trin are

zack attack:
alright then
who wants to start?

gaynger:
i will

zack attack:
well damn
for someone who 'didnt want to play' u sure seem eager

gaynger:
someone remind me to punch him after the bell

Big Red:
I gotchu

Billy Blue:
Okay Trini, you go!

gaynger:
ok ummm
would u rather be alone for the rest of ur life or have to be around people u hate for the rest of ur life

Billy Blue:
I would rather be alone I think.

Big Red:
Nah I'd go with the people I hate
At least they're people

hart eyes:
im with billy on this one
alone

gaynger:
id be alone too

zack attack:
well im already around u guys 24/7 so i mean
im living it

gaynger:
fuck u

hart eyes:
damn
ok then z

zack attack:
kidding
sort of

Big Red:
...

Billy Blue:
You hate us, Zack?

zack attack:
no i was kidding b
don't worry

Billy Blue:
Okay good :)

zack attack:
alright whos next

Billy Blue:
Jason!

Big Red:
Uh ok
Hmmmm
Hold on I'm gonna look one up

gaynger:
omg

hart eyes:
classic jase

zack attack:
jason we r literally playing this in a gc
its not that serious
just make something up

Big Red:
I found one
Would you rather be half horse or half fish

hart eyes:
tf

gaynger:
wouldnt that mean a centaur or a mermaid

Billy Blue:
She's right.

zack attack:
yeah half horse is a centaur and half fish is a mermaid

Big Red:
Okay fuck fine then
Would you rather be a centaur or a mermaid

zack attack:
good question

gaynger:
mermaid any day

hart eyes:
same
mermaids are sexy af

Big Red:
I think I'm with you guys on this one

Billy Blue:
Centaurs are pretty cool though!

Big Red:
Yeah but think about this Billy
You could swim if you were a mermaid
And breathe underwater

Billy Blue:
Oooh I didn't think of that!
Okay, I would be a mermaid.

hart eyes:
wbu zack

zack attack:
centaur

gaynger:
are u joking

zack attack:
nope

gaynger:
wtf
why

zack attack:
idk
the centaur calls to me

hart eyes:
z what the hell are you smoking

zack attack:
;)

gaynger:
moving on


 

8:22 AM
gaynger private messages hart eyes

gaynger:
so
mermaids
u think they're sexy huh

hart eyes:
hell yes

gaynger:
hmmmmm

hart eyes:
getting some ideas babe?

gaynger:
def not

hart eyes:
trin i can literally see your blush from across the room

gaynger:
blocked

hart eyes:
nooooo

gaynger:
jk
u know id never do that

hart eyes:
you love me

gaynger:
i do
and if it means anything
if u were a mermaid
id still be dtf

hart eyes:
it means a lot baby

gaynger:
i love u

hart eyes:
ik you do
i love you more


 

8:24 AM
hart eyes sends a message to Rangers HQ

hart eyes:
ok who's next

Big Red:
Why don't you go Kim

hart eyes:
im saving mine

Big Red:
Why

hart eyes:
bc i want to?

Big Red:
Alright
Billy why don't you go

Billy Blue:
Okay!
Would you rather have unlimited tacos or unlimited pizza?

gaynger:
thats too hard

Billy Blue:
:)
I'd choose the pizza!

hart eyes:
me too b

zack attack:
tacos wtf
tacos are the only things that matter on this planet

hart eyes:
um!?!?!?
pizza is an american staple
if you don't choose pizza youre not a true american

Big Red:
Yeah pizza is where its at

zack attack:
well technically im chinese so...

hart eyes:
touche
trin what about you babe

gaynger:
i choose tacos

hart eyes:
i take back my previous remarks

zack attack:
YES TRINI

gaynger:
:D

zack attack:
WE'RE TACO BROS
THE TACO BROS
TACO BROS™

gaynger:
oh my god

Big Red:
Awwww cute nickname guys

hart eyes:
my two favs
what a dynamic duo

gaynger:
im dead

zack attack:
TACO BROS FOR LIFE

hart eyes:
ok my turn
would you rather be able to be completely invisible for one day or be able to fly for one day

gaynger:
good one babe

hart eyes:
thanks my love

zack attack:
kim u really 'saved' that one
thats what u had saved this whole time
i was expecting it to be ground breaking

hart eyes:
shut up zack
trin make him stop

gaynger:
zack shut ur goddamn mouth before i do it for u

zack attack:
lmaooo
i guess i'd choose flying tho

hart eyes:
i wouldnt
bc i can already fly ;)

zack attack:
STFU KIM
WE ALL KNOW UR ZORD IS THE BEST
STOP RUBBING IT IN

hart eyes:
its fun for me
but yeah id be invisible
bc then i could rob a bank

gaynger:
well i hope the government isnt listening to this gc

hart eyes:
babe if the government was listening we'd be in a lot more trouble already

gaynger:
true
but id choose flying too

hart eyes:
what about jason and billy

Billy Blue:
I would fly!

Big Red:
Invisibility
That would be so cool

hart eyes:
yesss jason
we can rob the bank together

Big Red:
Bet

hart eyes:
bet

Big Red:
Okay who's left?

gaynger:
just zack

hart eyes:
oh fuck
here we go

zack attack:
mine isnt even that bad

hart eyes:
sure it isnt

gaynger:
um zack thats really not believable at all

Big Red:
Most things you say are inappropriate so this will probably be too

Billy Blue:
Jason has a point.

zack attack:
fine then i wont say it

hart eyes:
no you have to

Big Red:
Come on Z

gaynger:
dont pussy out now

zack attack:
trini i swear

gaynger:
u swear what

hart eyes:
zack do not touch her

zack attack:
i wasnt planning on it
im just gonna beat her ass in the game of imessage pool we have going on

gaynger:
we'll see
say ur would you rather already zack

Big Red:
Yeah go Zack

zack attack:
ok ok
would u rather
be responsible for the death of one adult
or be responsible for the deaths of three children

Big Red:
...

gaynger:
...

hart eyes:
...

zack attack:
well?

hart eyes:
...

zack attack:
i know my answer

gaynger:
.......

hart eyes:
.......

Big Red:
.......

Billy Blue:
Zack, that was indeed inappropriate.

Notes:

hope you enjoyed :)

Chapter 3: notes

Summary:

zack is stupid. that is all this chapter withholds.

also, sorry it took so long to update. had a long-drawn out span of writer's block. and i lowkey forgot i even started this fic. ANYWHO

Chapter Text

Saturday 8:03 AM

gaynger sends a message to Rangers HQ

 

gaynger:
ZACK WHAT THE FUCK

zack attack:
shit srry fam
my aim is off

gaynger:
YEAH IT IS

Billy Blue:
What just happened?

gaynger:
zack just fuckin hit me in the eye w a note

zack attack:
IT WAS AN ACCIDENT OK

hart eyes:
zack taylor don't injure my girlfriend

gaynger:
that shit hurted

hart eyes:
i'm sorry baby
i'll kiss it for you if you want

gaynger:
yes pls

hart eyes:
after detention i will

gaynger:
thx babe

zack attack:
u 2 = gross

Billy Blue:
Hitting people with notes is not very nice Zack.

hart eyes:
yeah zack
i'm gonna have to pound on you later for hurting my baby

gaynger:
yeah
and we r not gross

hart eyes:
no we are cute af

Billy Blue:
I agree! :)

gaynger:
thx for the backup b

Billy Blue:
You're welcome Trini!

hart eyes:
jason wtf
why are you ignoring us

zack attack:
yeah i can c u and ur clearly on ur phone
wyd boi

Big Red:
1 Attachment: zackhitstriniwithnote.gif

zack attack:
OH MY GOD

hart eyes:
it's not funny that you filmed my girlfriend getting hit by a note
it's just funny that you gif'ed it
sorry baby

gaynger:
its ok babe i agree
nice gif work jase

Big Red:
Why thank you

zack attack:
this is gold

 


 

 

8:09 AM

hart eyes sends a message to Rangers HQ

 

hart eyes:
HAHAHHA

zack attack:
OMG T
IM FUCKIN DEAD

Billy Blue:
Trini, why did you just hit the teacher with a note?

gaynger:
FUCKIN SHIT
I DIDNT MEAN TO DO THAT
THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO HIT ZACK
FUCCKKKK

hart eyes:
you kinda missed zack there trin

zack attack:
ITS SO LIT

Billy Blue:
Mr. Sanders looks very confused.

hart eyes:
he's trying to figure out who did it omg

gaynger:
fuck kill me now

hart eyes:
it'll be ok baby
i don't think he knows it was you

zack attack:
yeah he seems to b just going back to his book

gaynger:
praise the lord

Big Red:
1 Attachment: trinihittingteacherwithnote.gif

zack attack:
THE KING OF GIFS

gaynger:
damn jase u always got the gifs

hart eyes:
he's the gif plug

zack attack:
Gif Plug Jason™

Big Red:
You're welcome

Notes:

sorry this chapter was so lame i promise the future ones will be funnier, i just had to get some scene setting and stuff done for this one. next one will be better