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The Losers Club ™️

[Sunday @ 6 pm]

not eds: guess what fuckers

not eds: im off restriction

the best? : hey eddie!!!!!

big bill: hi eddie

eggboy: we missed u!

mike the man: yeah whats up man

Stan: Welcome back to Hell.

annoying™️: more like welcome back from hell amiright

annoying™️: i missed u most my eddie spaghetti

annoying™️: almost as much as i miss ur mom

not eds: u know when richie wasnt the first one to answer i had a brief moment of hope that u all had finally kicked him out of the chat

not eds: i guess dreams rly dont come true

Stan: You know he would just whine until we add him back anyway.

big bill: stan is right

annoying™️: is there ever a time where u think stan is wrong

big bill: is there ever a time where you shut up

the best?: what kind of question is that

eggboy: yea we all know there isnt

annoying™️: i thought we were friends here guys

not eds: u thought wrong

annoying ™️ : i thought we were BEST friends eds

not eds: u DEFINITELY thought wrong

mike the man: did he tho

Stan: No, he didn’t.

not eds: u know what stan

not eds: choke

Stan: You first.

tthe best?: stan using correct capitalization and punctuation makes his texts seems so threatening

annoying™️: stans typing ruins the aesthetic of this chat

big bill: your presence ruins this chat

not eds: ur right about that one

annoying ™️ : this is Biphobic

mike the man: u say that about everything

annoying™️: that is biphobic

[Sunday @ 9:35 pm]

not eds: no homo but i like to suck on m&ms till theres nothing but the chocolate in the middle

the best?: eddie u are the gayest boy i know

not eds: i said no homo

eggboy: dont u guys sleep??? we have school tomorrow you know

annoying™️: its 9 pm and we’re in high school why are you Trying to sleep

Stan: Some of us actually like sticking to a schedule.

annoying ™️: i hav a schedule it just doesnt include being a little bitch

not eds: yeah thats just a trait u have

annoying™️: how funny ur mom said the exact same thing about u last night

mike the man: why would eddies mom talk about him in bed

eggboy : mike has a point

annoying ™️: idk guys its rude to kinkshame

not eds: i wanna die

(bill) b b bill  >> (richie) brat boy

[Sunday @ 9:53 pm]

b b bill: u know thats not how u win a boy over right

brat boy: like ur doing any better

b b bill: touche

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[Sunday @ 10:30 pm]

the best?: big mood

Stan: Are you okay?

the best?: oh yeah i’m good ha

not eds: goodnight my beautiful friends i love u all

eggboy: hey thats my line

not eds: its our line

annoying™️: goodnight eddibear <3 <3

not eds: yeah not u

annoying™️: :-(

big bill: goodnight eddie

the best?: yeah goodnight eddieee

Stan: Goodnight.

annoying™️: wow i cant believe ur even still up Stanley

Stan: Shut up.

[Monday @ 3:45 am]

annoying ™️ : yall remember that time georgie almost got kidnapped by that clown?

the best?: YES

mike the man: wasnt it at that one carnival?

big bill: yeah and he wasnt even a worker it was just some random guy in a clown costume

not eds: eberytime this chat wakes me up i lose 25 years off my lifespan

the best?: eberytime

big bill: dont make fun of the soft boy, he sleep

annoying™️: sorry eddie spaghetti <3

not eds: just go the fuck to sleep

not eds: and thats NOT my name

mike the man: wow he hadnt said that in so long

mike the man: i was almost worried

not eds: SHUT UP

(beverly) my 2nd mom >> (eddie) my only son

[ Monday @ 3:50 am]

my 2nd mom: ur gay is showing

my only son: i will end u

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[ Monday @ 3:52 am ]

the best?: anyone whos ever called eddie soft is a liar

not eds: how dare u slander my good name

[ Monday @ 8 am ]

Stan: How do you all stay up so late and not die at school?

big bill: a lot of willpower

the best?: magic

not eds: anger and anxiety

annoying™️: love from eddies mom

not eds: most of that anger is directed at richie

annoying™️: i love u too eds

not eds: i want u Dead

the best?: morning eddie is my favorite eddie

eggboy: why

the best?: he mean

not eds: im not mean im just ready for vengeance

big bill: Who Hurt You

not eds: The World

mike the man: calm down Edgelord

(richie) worst enemy >> (eddie) eds <3

[ Monday @ 11:30 am ]

worst enemy: u missed an episode of buzzfeed unsolved while on Lockdown

eds <3: watch it after school?

worst enemy: u know it

(beverly) my 2nd mom >> (eddie) my only son

[ Monday @ 11:35 am ]

my only son: im so fucking gay man

my only son: [mypoorgayheart.jpg]

my 2nd mom: do i look like a man to u

my only son: im so fucking gay mom

my 2nd mom: thats more like it

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[ Monday @ 1:25 pm ]

big bill: its been quiet for too long…. What happened to richie

annoying™️: aww are u worried about me billy

big bill:  not anymore

not eds: nothing happened to him he just took to annoying me in person

Stan: The username shines through once again.

annoying™️: Stan??? texting during class????? im in Shock

big bill: shut up richie

annoying™️: ur not my mom

big bill: might as well be

Stan: He has a point.

annoying ™️: does that make stan my dad

big bill: Shut Up Richie

Stan: How would that make sense at all?

Stan: Hello???

(bill) b b bill  >> (richie) brat boy

[ Monday @ 1:47 pm ]

b b bill: im going to kill you in your sleep

brat boy: id like to see you try

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[ Monday @ 1:56 pm ]

annoying™️: hey how come stan’s user is just stan

not eds: nice subject change

annoying ™️: thanks i try

the best?: because anytime we try to change it he changes it back

Stan : That’s because you guys always make it something stupid.

annoying™️: wait we can change our own usernames

mike the man: are u kidding me richie

not eds: no one tell him how

eggboy: sorry richie i’m not about to get the wrath of eddie

the best?: yeah im with ben

annoying™️: guysssssss

not eds: :-)

(richie) worst enemy >> (eddie) eds <3

worst enemy: your house or mine?

eds <3: uh what

worst enemy: buzzfeed unsolved dummy

eds <3: oh idc

worst enemy: are you okay?

eds <3: yeah im fine

worst enemy: okay eddie spaghetti, see ya after school

eds <3: we’re literally in the same class rn

eds <3: and thats not my name asshole

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[ Monday @ 5 pm ]

Annoying™️ has changed their name to hey there demons

not eds has changed their name to its me ya boy

the best?: i thought we werent allowed to tell him how to change it

its me ya boy:  I Was Blackmailed

hey there demons: thats not even close to the truth

its me ya boy: uh yes it is

hey there demons: ok maybe a little

big bill: how dare u take advantage of my small son eddie

its me ya boy: wow i miss my beautiful best friend

hey there demons: you just saw me????

its me ya boy: i was talking about bill

Stan: wrong bills MY best friend.

the best?: Local Gay Forgos Texting Ways to Get Possessive

its me ya boy: ok geez… i admit… i love u all…. Equally

the best?: what a fuckin Lie

its me ya boy: ur right

its me ya boy: bens my favorite

eggboy: dont drag me into this mess

its me ya boy: wow ok fine then

its me ya boy: ive decided i actually hate all of u

hey there demons: since you changed ur user does that mean i can call you eds now

its me ya boy: Absolutely Not.

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[ Tuesday @ 7:53 ]

the best?: i am So Gay

its me ya boy: me too

Stan: Me three.

the best?: the prettiest girl just walked by me i think im in love

hey there demons: ah, what a mood

big bill: i didnt even think u were capable of love richie

hey there demons: how fucking rude

hey there demons: i love all of u very much

hey there demons: and u have the nerve

hey there demons: the audacity

its me ya boy: guys i think my phone is broken

eggboy: what why

its me ya boy: it keeps going off but im not getting any messages???

the best?: HA

hey there demons : u SUCK eddie.

big bill: oh snap he brought out the real name

mike the man: and punctuation!

its me ya boy: it happened again????

hey there demons has left the chat

(richie) worst enemy >> (eddie) eds <3

[ Tuesday @ 8 am ]

worst enemy: add me back

eds <3: wow…. imagine me… coming to apologize…. only to receive this…

worst enemy: WAIT NO

worst enemy: i want the apology

eds <3: ughhh i am…. truly…. deeply….. sorry

worst enemy: thank u spaghetti head <3333

eds <3: do not test me Richard.

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[ Tuesday @ 8:10 am ]

hey there demons has been added back to the chat by its me ya boy

its me ya boy: just when i thought we were free

its me ya boy: yall bring him back

eggboy: U WERE THE ONE WHO ADDED HIM AGAIN

its me ya boy: that doesnt sound like something i would do?

big bill: it literally says that you added him back

its me ya boy: u have no proof

Stan: [eddieisaliar.jpg]

its me ya boy: wow! thats some good photoshop

hey there demons: can confirm i asked eddie to add me back

its me ya boy: i dont remember such a thing??

hey there demons: [eddiebeingniceforonce.jpg]

its me ya boy: wait just a hot minute

mike the man: time isn’t hot dont sexualize it

its me ya boy: why is my name ‘eds <3’ on ur phone

hey there demons: because that is ur name???

(bill) b b bill  >> (richie) brat boy

[ Tuesday @ 8:30 am ]

b b bill: bad save!!!!

brat boy: STFU I KNOW

b b bill: its okay ur both oblivious he probably wont even say anything else about it

brat boy: we’re both oblivous?? whats that supposed to mean

b b bill: gotta blast

brat boy: NO COME BACK

(beverly) my 2nd mom >> (eddie) my only son

 [ Tuesday @ 8:30 am ]

my only son: BIG SCREAM

my 2nd mom: why?? is something wrong

my only son: main chat !!!!

my 2nd mom: BIGGER SCREAM

my only son: i know!!!!

my only son: its probably nothing though

my 2nd mom: eddie dont be dumb

my only son: sorry :-/// i just dont wanna get my hopes up over nothing

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[ Tuesday @ 9:12 am ]

Stan: How do you guys not get caught texting literally all the time?

hey there demons: my irresi

big bill: did he die

the best?: he got his fuckin phone taken lmao

its me ya boy: is the universe just always on my side

mike the man: if eddie was an emoji it would be a little demon disguised as an angel

its me ya boy: i feel like i should be offended but like??? thats fair

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[ Tuesday @ 1:30 pm ]

its me ya boy: hello comrads, its me richie i have stolen eddies phone to let u know i love and miss u all

Stan: Go away.

its me ya boy: its ur fav again aka eddie

its me ya boy: i was Robbed

the best?: of ur heart

its me ya boy: i will suffocate u in ur sleep

the best?: you dont scare me little man

its me ya boy: u might wanna sleep with one eye open tonight

its me ya boy: because i am coming for u

(richie) asshole >> (beverly) bitchhead

[ Tuesday @ 3:45 pm ]

asshole: who stole eddies heart and Why did they do that

bitchhead: i see u got ur phone back

asshole: i asked an Important Question

bitchhead: ur mom

asshole: hey thats my line

(beverly) my 2nd mom >> (eddie) my only son

[ Tuesday @ 3:50 ]

my 2nd mom: [hescatchingon.jpg]

my only son: im gonna run away

my 2nd mom: well thats a bad idea

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[ Tuesday @ 6:13 pm ]

big bill: is the sun gay

the best?: what kind of question is that

its me ya boy: of course she is

eggboy: anytime eddie and beverly finish each others sentences i gain 15 years to my life span

big bill: only 15? i gain 34 because i love seeing my friends grow and bond

its me ya boy: i love u all

hey there demons: sucks to be u guys

hey there demons: i gain 50 any time i even HEAR ABOUT eddie and beverly bonding

the best?: richie??? loving and caring about his friends??? a rare cryptic

its me ya boy: remember when i asked if the universe is always on my side? it is not

mike the man: wym

its me ya boy: if it was richie would never get his phone back

hey there demons: i was being NICE

its me ya boy: *side eye emoji*

eggboy: did u just type out an emoji

its me ya boy: thats an irrelevant question

(bill) b b bill  >> (richie) brat boy

[ Tuesday @ 8:57 pm ]

brat boy: Explain What U Meant Earlier

b b bill: why would i do that Ever

brat boy: because we are best friends <3

b b bill: eh not enough to convince me

brat boy: i actually hate u

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[ Tuesday @ 11:45 pm ]

its me ya boy: i am

its me ya boy: the sleepiest boy in the whole world

its me ya boy: goodnight my shining stars

mike the man: eddie has two moods: An Actual Angel and The Devil

big bill: im a fan of eddie being the Cutest

hey there demons: wow,,,, my biggest mood,,,, exposed

(bill) b b bill  >> (richie) brat boy

[ Tuesday @ 11:52 pm ]

brat boy: stop hitting on My Mans

b b bill: why would i Ever hit on Ur Mans

brat boy: im watching u

b b bill: cant a boy just love and care for his friends without being threatened

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[ Tuesday @ 11:53 pm ]

its my ya boy: SHUT UP

its my ya boy: u guys are so embarrassing i hate you

the best?: love you too eddie

Stan: Go to bed.

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[ Wednesday @ 6:30 am ]

Stan: Wow, this chat was quiet all night. I feel blessed.

its me ya boy: stan i will never understand how u type so well this ealry in the morning

the best?: ealry

its me ya boy: one day i will murder u

mike the man: devil eddie is back

hey there demons: goodbye soft eddie…. U will be missed

hey there demons: on the bright side, eddie is cute when angry

big bill: u think eddie is always cute

hey there demons: u got me there

the best?: eddie IS always cute

its me ya boy: guys stop being nice im trying to be angry

eggboy: maybe if we try hard enough we can bring soft eddie back out

its me ya boy: if u try anything i will slice ur toes off

eggboy: on second thought…. nevermind

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(richie) secret softie >> (eddie) an angel??

[ Wednesday @ 11:24 am ]

secret softie: u, me, bev, afterschool, shitty movies

an angel??: hmmm ok

secret softie: and then ill walk u home

an angel??: u dont have to???

secret softie: nah i will… i wanna see ur mom

an angel??: im gonna push u into traffic

secret softie: im hurt eds, rly hurt

an angel??: good.

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[ Wednesday @ 12 pm ]

its me ya boy: my hands r so cold

the best?: just take ur sweater and shake it down so it covers ur hands

eggboy: yeah its big on u anyway

hey there demons: No. Don’t.

its me ya boy: why not dude im freezing

big bill: Eddie. Do It.

hey there demons: i thought we were friends bill

its me ya boy: u guys r being weird

big bill: maybe YOURE the one being weird

its me ya boy: nope its definitely u two

(beverly) my 2nd mom >> (eddie) my only son

[ Wednesday @ 1:30 pm ]

my only son: did richie seem weird at lunch to u

my 2nd mom: if u mean totally checking u out, then yes

my only son: S H U T U P

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[ Wednesday @ 4 pm ]

the best?: i am The Biggest Third Wheel rn

mike the man: biggest rule: never hang out with eddie and richie alone

its me ya boy: u arent even third wheeling shut up

hey there demons: yeah eddies not paying attention to Me

its me ya boy: i am paying equal attention to each of my wonderful friends thank you very much

the best?: sureeee

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[ Wednesday @ 5:56 pm ]

the best?: we have made it through one movie

the best?: i am the last gay standing

the best?: [cuddly.jpg]

big bill: my skin is clear

mike the man: my crops are flourishing

eggboy: i didn’t know i needed a pic of my three favs cuddling but i did

the best?: peace out losers im taking a Nap

big bill: God I Wish That Were Me

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[ Wednesday @ 6:45 pm ]

its me ya boy: next person to take a picture of me without permission

its me ya boy: Dies

the best?: ur just so cute i cant help it

big bill: i agree with bev ur so angelic let us lov

hey there demons: they’ve got a point

its me ya boy: I Hate you all

(richie) secret softie >> (eddie) an angel??

[ Wednesday @ 7:36 pm ]

an angel??: thanks for walking me home

secret softie: no problem its always fun to visit ur mom

an angel: sigh

secret softie: <3333

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[ Wednesday @ 8:56 pm ]

its me ya boy: i wanna dance with somebody who loves me

Stan: Somebody who loves me? Sounds fake.

hey there demons: wow stanley i didnt even know you had emotions that arent annoyed

Stan: That’s because it’s the only feeling I project at you.

big bill: are you okay stan?

Stan: I don’t know.

its me ya boy: i love u stan u r very smart and i love when u get excited about bird watching

mike the man: yes stan is a Good Friend, very reliable

the best?: stan is #1 boy, would protect at all costs

eggboy: i am a stan of stan

hey there demons: stan is mean to me but i would beat up anyone for him

hey there demons: even myself

Stan: Thanks guys. I love you all.

(bill) Bff Bill >> (stan) loml

[ Wednesday @ 9:25 pm ]

Bff Bill: hey im here if you wanna talk!!

loml: Thanks. Can we not talk about it right now? I’d rather just talk about something else.

Bff Bill: sure!! whatever you need :-)

(bill) b b bill  >> (richie) brat boy

[ Wednesday @ 9:45 ]

b b bill: can i rant for a minute

brat boy: i could never say no to u

brat boy: go ahead

b b bill: it's just that message stan sent rly made my Heart Hurt like i know he doesn't know it but!! he's my boy!! i love him so much!! idk he's just so cute and i just wanna hold his dumb face in my hands and kiss his dumb lips cause like that's my whole world ya know

brat boy: god i love my parents

b b bill: shut up shshsbs

brat boy: seriously tho can u both just get a move on already

b b bill: im working on it u hypocrite

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[ Wednesday @ 10:45 pm ]

its me ya boy: goodnight my sweet angels i love u all with all my heart

eggboy: science experiment: why is eddie only nice at night?

the best?: it shall forever remain a mystery

hey there demons: night time makes eddie sappy and I Love It

its me ya boy: im just gonna stop talking to u guys at night

big bill: NO

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[ Thursday @ 7:34 am ]

the best?: wheres my inspiring and supportive gf

big bill: searching for a loving and caring gf

big bill: aka u

the best?: <3

its me ya boy: take my hand

hey there demons: take my whole damn hand

its me ya boy: what

eggboy: what

mike the man: what

hey there demons: arent those the words???

the best?: w h a t

its me ya boy: I Feel Blessed

Stan: Everyday Richie disappoints me even more.

(richie) secret softie >> (eddie) an angel??

[ Thursday @ 7:50 am ]

secret softie: WHAT R THE WORDS

an angel??: im not telling

secret softie: every time i start to think we are best friends

secret softie: u betray me

an angel??: its what i do best

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[ Thursday @ 11 am ]

hey there demons: who loves me more

Stan: No one.

hey there demons: I WASNT DONE

hey there demons: eddie or eddie’s mom

its me ya boy: we both hate u equally

the best?: since when do u hate richie

its me ya boy: since we met

hey there demons: love you too eddie spaghetti

its me ya boy: thats why

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[Thursday @ 1:34 pm ]

hey there demons: having a class with eddie is like a dream come true

mike the man: why

its me ya boy: yeah why

hey there demons: i love spending time with my favorite boy

big bill: i am hurt

Stan: Don’t worry Bill, you’re my favorite boy.

big bill: <3333

its me ya boy: sometimes richie is nice to me and it makes me feel weird because like????

its me ya boy: suddenly i dont want to punch him in the face

hey there demons: u can punch me im into that

its me ya boy: anddd you ruined it

(beverly) my 2nd mom >> (eddie) my only son

[ Thursday @ 2 pm ]

my 2nd mom: careful now ur gay was almost showing

my only son: i will drop kick u

(bill) b b bill  >> (richie) brat boy

[ Thursday @ 2 pm ]

brat boy: bro

brat boy: broooooo

b b bill: i know!! !!

brat boy: that was

b b bill: i k n o w ! ! ! !

brat boy: Gay

(richie) secret softie >> (eddie) an angel??

[ Thursday @ 3:30 pm ]

secret softie: would u say that u have a normal sized head

an angel??: yes?? Why do u ask

secret softie: no reason

an angel??: i dont trust you

secret softie: thats biphobic

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[ Thursday @ 4:30 pm ]

eggboy: i never wanna look at homework again

the best?: thats how i feel about boys

hey there demons: ouch

the best?: :-)

hey there demons: anyway i dont do homework because im not a loser

its me ya boy: thats why ur gonna fail

hey there demons: nah all of u send me answers

big bill: guilty

its me ya boy: :-0 i would never

the best?: [answersfromeddie.jpg]

its me ya boy: i hate you all

hey there demons: Wrong, u know u love us ;-)

(mike) mikey >> (eddie) Soft ™️

[ Thursday @ 5:21 pm ]

soft™: ughhh bev he’s so cute shoot me

mikey: uh not bev

soft™: SHIT IGNORE THAT

mikey: how do u even get mike and bev mixed up theyre not even close to each other

soft™: listen,,,,,

soft™: ur name is mikey and bevs is my 2nd mom

soft™: easy mistake when u dont pay attention

mikey: ok….

mikey: soooo

mikey: whos cute :-)

soft™: nope nope nope not happening

(beverly) my 2nd mom >> (eddie) my only son

[ Thursday @ 6:04 pm ]

my only son: [imessedup.jpg]

my 2nd mom: u act like we all dont already know

my only son: w h a t

my 2nd mom: dont what me we arent blind

my only son: im straight now.

my 2nd mom: now THAT would be a plot twist

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[ Thursday @ 7:23 pm ]

mike the man: would u pronounce hye like hi because of the way bye is pronounced

Stan: This chat makes me wanna dYe.

hey there demons: i say yes u would

its me ya boy: hye everyone :-)

Stan has removed its me ya boy from the chat

hey there demons: i miss him already

big bill: gay

the best?: gay

mike the man: …. gay

Stan: Gay.

hey there demons: if any of you show that to eddie i will End you

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[ Friday @ 7 am ]

the best? has added its me ya boy to the chat

its me ya boy: i cant believe i was banished from the chat for a whole night

its me ya boy: i feel betrayed

hey there demons: if it makes u feel any better it was very boring without u

big bill: oh yes…. Very…… very……. Boring…

hey there demons: shut up bill

its me ya boy: anyway beverlys my best friend now

hey there demons: WHAT WHY

its me ya boy: shes the one who added me back

the best?: i know ur just saying that but i Accept the position

eggboy: who was ur best friend before

its me ya boy: im Not Telling

hey there demons: it was me

big bill: yeah it was definitely richie

mike the man: yup it was richie

Stan: I agree.

its me ya boy: i SAID im Not Telling

big bill: its okay u dont have to confirm what we already know

(mike) mikey ways >> (richie) trash boy

[ Friday @ 8:42 am ]

mikey ways: [accidentallyeddie.jpg]

trash boy: excuse me

trash boy: What Is That

mikey ways: just read the texts idiot

trash boy: WOAH

trash boy: when did that happen

mikey ways: yesterday

trash boy: and ur just now texting it to me

mikey ways: yup

mikey ways: i tried to get more out of him but he just noped out of us bonding

trash boy: we Have to get to the bottom of this

mikey ways: oh dear god what have i done

trash boy: a Good Thing

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[ Friday @ 10:15 am ]

the best?: i accidentally changed my own contact names to fool and honestly mood

mike the man: why do u even have urself as a contact

the best?: so i can text stuff from my phone to my computer and vice versa

it me ya boy: hhdhs what were u Trying to name urself

the best?: cool kid

hey there demons: fool is more accurate anyway

(mike) mikey ways >> (richie) trash boy

[ Friday @ 11:20 am ]

trash man: meet me in the library during lunch

mikey ways: what why

trash boy: to come up with our Plan

mikey ways: god i regret everything

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[ Friday @ 11:50 am ]

big bill: guys i just dropped my phone in ranch

mike the man: wipe it off?

its me ya boy: no it was so much ranch im still laughing sjdfjfdh

its me ya boy has changed big bill ’s name to ranch boy

Stan: It was pretty funny.

ranch boy: this is bullying.

hey there demons: god im so mad i didnt get to see that happen

the best?: yeah where r u two

mike the man: we r …. Busy

its me ya boy: thats not suspicious at all

hey there demons: i know right

its me ya boy: i was….

its me ya boy: u know what i dont even care

(beverly) my 2nd mom >> (eddie) my only son

[ Friday @ 12:37 pm ]

my 2nd mom: for someone who doesnt care… u looked awfully sad at lunch

my only son: what does mike have that i Dont

my 2nd mom: wait what

my only son: they were hanging out ALONE beverly

my 2nd mom: so?? we hang out alone all the time

my only son: and?? we’re both Gay

my 2nd mom: u have a point

my 2nd mom: im sure its nothing tho

my 2nd mom: maybe they were studying or smth?

my only son: richie??? Studying???? Good one

my 2nd mom: im sorry eddie

my only son: its okay ur right it probably wasnt anything

my 2nd mom: thats the spirit!

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[ Friday @ 1:45 pm ]

its me ya boy: are we doing anything after school

ranch boy: if u want

hey there demons: me and mike are busy actually

its me ya boy: oh

its me ya boy: ok

(beverly) my 2nd mom >> (eddie) my only son

[ Friday @ 1:52 pm ]

my 2nd mom: ok so it might not be Nothing haha

my only son: YA THINK :-(((

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[ Friday @ 1:48 pm ]

the best?: i can hang out with u eds

ranch boy: me too!!!!

eggboy: i also would like to come

its me ya boy: sounds like a plan

hey there demons: WAIT WHY CAN SHE CALL U EDS

the best?: shut up richie

its me ya boy: didnt i already declare that she was my best friend??

(bill) best bill >> (eddie) royalty

[ Friday @ 2:15 pm ]

best bill: hey is it okay if stan comes tonight too

royalty: of course!!

best bill: thanks bb

royalty: np

best bill: hey are u ok?? U looked pretty down at lunch today

royalty: dang was it That obvious?

best bill: just a little

royalty: yeah im fine tho dont worry about me

best bill: i know ur not but i wont force u to tell me

best bill: just dont forget that im here if u need me

royalty: thanks bill

(bill) b b bill  >> (richie) brat boy

[ Friday @ 2:41 pm ]

brat boy: i think eddie is mad at me

b b bill: what why

brat boy: idk we have class together and usually its fun and we talk and stuff but

brat boy: idk i tried to talk to him and he just kinda?? glared at me

b b bill: its probably nothing!! maybe hes just in a bad mood

brat boy: i guess

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[ Friday @ 3:01 pm ]

its me ya boy has changed their name to jess

the best? has changed has changed their name to cece

big bill: whoa whoa whoa

big bill: why the change in usernames

jess: i only match users with my best friend.

cece: i just rly love new girl

cece: and eddie

(bill) b b bill  >> (richie) brat boy

[ Friday @ 3:11 pm ]

b b bill: ok so…. He might be A LITTLE mad haha

brat boy: YA THINK :-////

b b bill: if it makes u feel any better i think bev is too!

brat boy: why would that make me feel better at All

b b bill: idk that was a bad idea

brat boy: im gonna punch u

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[ Friday @ 3:30 pm ]

cece: all hail the weekend

jess: all hail hanging out with my pals

ranch boy: all hair eddie and beverly being bffs

cece: hair

eggboy: i 2nd that

hey there demon: i Do Not.

cece: ur just mad i replaced u

hey there demons: u bet i am

jess: shut up

hey there demons: i am

ranch boys: okay haha what are we doing tonight guys

cece: i vote movies @ bills house

jess: oh yes me too

Stan: You guys just want to see Georgie.

cece: and u dont?

Stan: Woah slow down, I never said that.

ranch boy: movies with georgie it is i guess

hey there demons: WHAT i have to miss out on seeing my favorite boy?????

cece: well you dont HAVE to

mike the man: oh yes he does im not rescheduling for this

hey there demons: this is the worst day ever.

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[ Friday @ 4 pm ]

jess: me and georgie are no longer bffs

mike the man: WHAT WHY

cece: he said richie was his favorite out of us

Cece: besides bill ofc

hey there demons: WOOOO YES

Stan: Calm down. He also said I was his favorite.

hey there demon: i have to share with stan?????

ranch boy: yeah he said ur both were his favorites for many reasons but didnt tell us any of those reasons

jess: he did say he would sit with Me while watching the movie tho so

jess: its not all a loss

(mike) mikey ways >> (richie) trash boy

[ Friday @ 5:30 ]

trash boy: thanks for missing out on movie night to help me with the Plan

mikey ways: ur welcome u owe me tho

trash boy: u got it !!

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[ Friday @ 7:45 pm ]

hey there demons: knock knock

cece: whos there

hey there demons: me, at bills door

ranch boy: why are u there

hey there demons: to escort my dear eddie home of course

jess: what if i was planning on staying here

cece: u werent

eggboy: yeah u just said u had to get home

jess: wow i thought we were friends guys

hey there demons: just get out here stupid

jess: ughhhhh

(bill) b b bill  >> (richie) brat boy

[ Friday @ 8 pm ]

brat boy: THAT WAS

brat boy: THE MOST AWKWARD THING

b b bill: what happened!!!!

brat boy: nothing!!!!!! we walked in silence the WHOLE time

b b bill: oh god

b b bill: u know what. I’ll fix this.

(bill) billy boy >> (beverly) a goddess

[ Friday @ 8:07 pm ]

billy boy: u need to fix this

a goddess: fix what?

billy boy: whatevers wrong with eddie

a goddess: uh maybe U need to fix whatevers going on with richie.

billy boy: what r u on about

a goddess: the whole mike and richie thing!

billy boy: i have no idea what ur talking about

a goddess: u know what. I’ll fix it.

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[ Friday @ 8:23 pm ]

cece: richie and eddie

cece: u guys need to fix this

jess: fix what?

ranch boy: dont play dumb

hey there demons: hoooo boy

cece: ur evicted from the chat until this is settled

jess: i hate u both sm right now

cece has removed jess from the chat

ranch boy has removed hey there demons from the chat

(richie) stupid >> (eddie) angel!!

[ Friday @ 8:30 pm ]

stupid: soooo

angel!!: can we just pretend to talk

angel!!: i’d rly rather not do this

stupid: u know theyll want proof

angel!!: sigh

angel!!: thats a good point

stupid: look its obvious ur mad at me but i have no idea why

angel!!: im not mad!! rly im not

angel!!: im happy for u two!! Promise

stupid: wait what

angel!!: u and mike??

stupid: wait what x10???

stupid: u thought me and mike were????

stupid: are u serious

angel!!: whaaaaa of course not lol!!!

stupid: oh this is golden i am never letting this go

angel!!: ur the one that kept sneaking off with him!!

stupid: im allowed to hang out with people that arent u ya know

angel!!: i never said u werent dipshit

angel!!: ughhh i cant believe im about to say this

angel!!: i just didnt want to lose my best friend

stupid: aw eds

stupid: you’ll always be my bff

stupid: even when u dont want to be <3

angel!!: ok ok can we be done now

stupid: if ur done be weird with me, yes

angel!!: good

(richie) asshole >> (beverly) bitchhead

[ Friday @ 9:15 pm ]

asshole: ok u can add us back now

bitchhead: proof

asshole: i told eddie youd ask

asshole: [bffsagain.jpg]

bitchhead: ur a smart man sometimes

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[ Friday @ 9:22 pm ]

cece has added jess to the chat

cece has added hey there demons to the chat

ranch boy: welcome back friends

hey there demons has changed their name to nick

eggboy: three matching users???? I love my buds

Stan: Are you two done fighting?

nick: yup me and eddie are bffs again

jess: i never said that

nick: [eddiecallingusbffs.jpg]

jess: well would u look at that! i guess i did!

jess: (im gonna murder u :-))

mike the man: just because u put in in parenthesis doesnt mean we cant see it

nick: i wouldnt anger him mike

jess: richie i s2g keep ur mouth Shut

nick: ok ok i wont tell mike u were jealous of him

mike the man: w h a t

eggboy: what

cece: sfjdfhdj

jess: god save me

nick: thats right kids, eds thought me and mike were A Thing

jess: 1. Dont call me that 2. It was an honest mistake

mike the man: eddie i promise i dont hate myself that much

nick: ouch man

stan: I don’t think anyone does

cece: well i wouldnt say that

jess: okay how about everyone just shuts up please

(beverly) my 2nd mom >> (eddie) my only son

[ Saturday @ 9:49 pm ]

my 2nd mom: he’s never see new girl has he?

my only son: nope

my 2nd mom: so he does happen to know that nick and jess date does he?

my only son: nope! And u wont tell him either :-)

my 2nd mom: sure thing eddie

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[ Friday @ 10:14 pm ]

eggboy: now that that’s over…. Can someone please explain the georgie being kidnapped thing u guys brought up at like 3 am the other day

eggboy: like What

ranch boy: that is one wild story

nick: it was back when the Club was just me eddie stan and bil

jess: ah the good old days, back when richie was annoying and i still listened to my mom

Stan: Richie is still annoying.

jess: ur right

ranch boy: ANYWAY we were all at the fair

ranch boy: and we had brought georgie with us

nick: because the kid is super cool and awesome

jess: hes also the only person who thinks richies actually funny

ranch boy: so we were just hanging out and having fun

ranch boy: trying to win georgie stuff because why not

ranch boy: when all the sudden! He’s gone

nick: we’re all like freaking out because we just lost a child

jess: we all split up to look for him

Stan: That’s when I find him with some guy dressed as a clown trying to get him to crawl into this sewer

ranch boy: so stan runs up to the guy

nick: kicks him right in the knee

jess: and grabs georgie

cece: wow i knew there was a reason stans the best one out of all of us

mike the man: we must all worship stan for protecting georgie

ranch boy: yes, my two best boys

jess: yeah that guy was wild tho

nick: we’ve had a lot of run ins with him

jess: but atlast those are a story for another time

jess: GOODNIGHT MY BEAUTIFUL FRIENDS I LOVE U ALL

ranch boy: SOFT EDDIE!!!!!!

jess: PEACE OUT

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[ Saturday @ 9:45 am ]

jess: while you were being heterosexual, i was studying the blade

ranch boy: while you were studying the blade, i was being homosexual

cece: big Mood

jess: is anyone here Actually Straight

nick: ur mom

Stan: I don’t trust straight people.

eggboy: djddjfhd

jess: wow i didn’t even know stan could be so relatable

cece: sidenote: update on the contact name thing

cece: all my emails now say to: fool

jess: HA

(beverly) my 2nd mom >> (eddie) my only son

[ Saturday @ 10:34 am ]

my 2nd mom: wanna tag along to a painters class with me today

my only son: … why

my 2nd mom: no reason haha

my only son: theres a cute girl that goes isnt there

my 2nd mom: u know me too well

my only son: thats why u love me <3333

my only son: ill go with u tho

my only son: only to see u embarrass urself in front of this girl lmao

my 2nd mom: oh fuck off

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[ Saturday @ 11 am ]

nick: no boyfriend?

cece: no problem.

jess: *dubstep music plays*

ranch boy: Suddenly I Am Filled With Overwhelming Love For My Friends

(bill) billy boy >> (beverly) a goddess

[ Saturday @ 11:15 am ]

billy boy : hey can we talk

billy boy: i need a mothers intuition

a goddess: u know im not actually any of ur guys mom right

billy boy: yeah but

a goddess: just tell me what u wanted to talk about

billy boy: ok so

billy boy: i like someone??

billy boy: its u

billy boy: im about to piss myself

a goddess: wait what

a goddess: im confused

(beverly) my 2nd mom >> (eddie) my only son

[ Saturday @ 11:30 am ]

my 2nd mom: I THINK BILL JUST SAID HE HAS A CRUSH ON ME

my only son: BITCH W H A T

my 2nd mom: [panickedscreaaming.jpg]

my only son: what do u mean u THINK he just said so

my 2nd son: IDK HES NOT ANSWERING

(bill) billy boy >> (beverly) a goddess

[ Saturday @ 11:45 am ]

billy boy: i have to pee bad

billy boy: but im in the car

a goddess: yh thats not the part im confused about

billy boy: oh i said its u

billy boy: it was a joke

billy boy: bc I said I liked someone else

billy boy: then I was like

billy boy: its you

a goddess: BILL never do that and then not answer me i almost had a panic attack oh my GOD

billy boy: dsjhdjdfh im SO SORRY omg

billy boy: oh god i love u but NOT like that Ever

a goddess: wow thanks

a goddess: who is it then!!!

billy boy: ughhh i hate that question everyone Knows

a goddess: i dont

billy boy: it U

a goddess: STOP SAYING THAT IT MAKES ME SWEAT

billy boy: SORRY its just so funny dhsjds

billy boy: its stan

a goddess: AW

a goddess: thats so soft and sweet

a goddess: pls be in love together Right Now

billy boy: im working on it

a goddess: have u told anyone else

billy boy: just richie

a goddess: oh dear god

billy boy: trust me. i know

a goddess: im here if u ever wanna talk about it tho!!!

billy boy: thanks <333

(beverly) my 2nd mom >> (eddie) my only son

[ Saturday @ 12 pm ]

my 2nd mom: [falsealarm.jpg]

my only son: way to leave me hanging

my only son: but thank GOD

my only son: ur Mine

my 2nd mom: eddie ur gay

my only son: did i say mine? I meant my emotional support*

my 2nd mom: ur so dumb

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[ Saturday @ 12:20 pm ]

mike the man: so what are ur guys kinks

Stan: What.

cece: why do u ask…..

mike the man: i just want us all to bond

Stan: Not happening.

ranch boy: my kink is being loved and appreciated

cece: my kink is when girls take their hair down and run their fingers through it

nick: my kink is eddies mom

eggboy: this is why we cant have nice things

jess: shut up richie

jess: my kink is …..

jess: holding hands

ranch boy: soft eddie makes an appearance!!!

jess: soft eddie wants u dead

nick: i want to hold soft eddies hand

(bill) b b bill  >> (richie) brat boy

[ Saturday @ 1:02 pm ]

b b bill: one day u will master the art of being subtle

b b bill: today is not that day

brat boy: im gonna fling myself into the sun

b b bill: poor baby

brat boy: im taking u with me

(beverly) my 2nd mom >> (eddie) my only son

[ Saturday @ 1:01 pm ]

my only son: everyday i fall in love more

my 2nd mom: and u say IM embarrassing.

my 2nd mom: im here btw

my only son: the class doesnt even start till 2

my 2nd mom: yeah but i want food

my only son: oooo yes me too

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[ Saturday @ 1:30 ]

jess: [lunchwithmygal.jpg]

ranch boy: wow i love my kids

eggboy: eddie and beverly are my brotp

Stan: Their friendship really is cute.

ranch boy: YES i stand by that statement

cece: ur all nerds

ranch boy: nerds who love and care for their friends <3

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[ Saturday @ 3:14 pm ]

cece: [hepaint.jpg]

cece: eddie is a messy painter

nick: nice shirt

ranch boy: gasp! *heart eyes emoji* x10

Stan: Why is he covered in more paint than the canvas?

eggboy: why do u guys insist on typing out emojis

nick: shut up ben

jess: no flash photography please

jess: sorry i ruined ur shirt richie

nick: its fine haha

(bill) b b bill  >> (richie) brat boy

[ Saturday @ 3:20 pm ]

brat boy: he had PAINT on his FACE bill

brat boy: he was wearing my shirt!!!

brat boy: my heart is shook

b b bill: i will pay u to never say that again

(beverly) my 2nd mom >> (eddie) my only son

[ Saturday @ 3:23 pm ]

my 2nd mom: ur welcome :-)

my only son: im not thanking u

my 2nd mom: u will be

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[ Saturday @ 5:45 pm ]

ranch boy: remember that one time eddie gave richie a lap dance to Danger Zone

cece: uh? No?

Stan: What.

nick: i think i would remember something like that??

jess: THAT NEVER HAPPENED

ranch boy: ur right it didnt

ranch boy: id pay good money to see that tho

nick: why

eggboy: yeah whats wrong with bad money

nick: not what i was asking why about

Stan: What even possessed you to say that Bill?

ranch boy: idk cant a boy fantasize about his best friends giving each other lap dances without being questioned?

mike the man: definitely not

jess: its way too early for this

cece: its 6 in the evening?

jess: shhh too early

(richie) secret softie >> (eddie) an angel??

[ Saturday @ 8 pm ]

secret softie: distract ur mom

an angel??: what why

secret softie: so i can sneak into her room

an angel??: fuck u man

secret softie: im kidding its so i can sneak into YOUR room

an angel??: why would i want you to do that

secret softie: because we are best friends and u love me???

an angel??: nope those arent good reasons at all

secret softie: Just Do It

an angel??: ok ok calm down shia

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[ Saturday @ 9:12 pm ]

Stan: So how was everyone day?

nick: every time stan shows any sense of caring for us my heart stops

Stan: Anyone besides Richie.

cece: i got a girls number!!! thanks to eddie spilling paint everywhere

ranch man: wooooo go bev!!

jess: i try my best

nick: im hurt

jess: [abigbaby.mov]

cece: tag urself im eddie kicking richie off the bed

ranch man: im richie saying i thought u loved me

mike the man: im eddie saying why would u think that

eggboy: im eddies mixmatched socks

jess: i feel you judging me

jess: stop it

nick: [sweaterpawseddie.jpg]

nick: paybacks a bitch, bitch

jess: i hope u choke

eggboy: soft eddies back!!!!!!

eggboy: i spoke too soon

Stan: Picture Eddie and chat Eddie are like two different people.

ranch boy: *a billion heart emojis*

mike the man: aw he is so small i love it

cece: im not sayinf eddies the loml but…. eddies the loml

jess: sayinf

nick: Back Off

cece: Never

ranch boy: everyone Chill The Fuck Out

(bill) b b bill  >> (richie) brat boy

[ Saturday @ 9:38 pm ]

b b bill: what did i say about being subtle?!?!?!

brat boy: i was Forced

b b bill: sigh

b b bill: dear God, when will he learn

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[ Saturday @ 11:34 pm ]

nick: [softboysleeps.jpg]

eggboy: a blessed image

Stan: Okay, that’s pretty cute.

ranch boy: i agree with stan

cece: wait

cece: are u holding his hand

nick: N O

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[ Sunday @ 8 am ]

ranch boy:  why were you guys holding hands

cece: why is this chat going off at 8 on a fuckin sunday

ranch boy: you know thats a bad word!!! My mommy said so.

nick: is this some type of daddy kink thing

cece: dear god i hope not

jess: gasp :-0 could it be who i think it is

ranch boy: whats a daddy kink

eggboy: ^^^^

cece: nope im not explaining that one

jess: hi georgie!!!

ranch boy: hi!!!!!

nick: ohhhh that makes a lot more sense

ranch boy: why do you guys have such wierd names

Stan: My name is normal.

ranch boy: stan!!!!!

Stan: Hi buddy!!

jess has changed their name to eddie

cece has changed their name to bev

eggboy has changed their name to ben

eddie has changed nick ’s name to richie

mike the man: whats going on

ranch boy: hi mikey!!!!

eddie: georgie has decided to bless us with his presence

ben: god bless

richie: hey little man!!!

bev: isnt it funny how georgies two favorites are richie and stan

ranch boy: y is it funny!!!!

mike the men: richie and stan just like to be

mike the men: a little mean to each other

eddie: a lot

ranch boy: i dont belive that!!! they’re never mean to me!!!!

richie: yeah stop trying to ruin our good names

Stan: I can’t believe I’m about to say this but

Stan: I agree with Richie.

richie: screenshotted

bev: so georgie, why do u have bills phone

ranch boy: Dont tell bill!!!!!! I stole it for a little bit

eddie: well maybe u should give it back!

ben: yeah we wouldnt want u to get in trouble

bev: yeah that would be rly bad!!!

ranch boy: But i miss you guys!!!!

Stan: Maybe we can come over later?

ranch boy: Promise?

Stan: Promise.

bev: id never pass up an excuse to hang out with my favorite boy!!

eddie: hey!

ranch boy: okay!!!! I love you guys!!!! bye!!!

richie: love u too kiddo

ben: bye georgie!!!

bev: peace out little guy

eddie: bye bud!!!

ranch boy: whats up fam i am back

eddie: never say that again

ranch boy: i cant believe yall taught my little brother about daddy kinks

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[ Sunday @ 9:43 am ]

richie: do u think people write cindy lou who / the grinch fanfiction

bev: i sure as hell hope not

ranch boy: please…. No…..

eddie: cant i just watch how the grinch stole christmas in peace

Stan: It’s the middle of October.

eddie: it’s always christmas in my heart

richie: “Today I would have a normal party with friends, so not to raise suspicion but tomorrow is when the real fun begins; when i go see that green son of a bitch.”

ben: why

ben: just why

bev: its wayyyyy too early for this

richie: “I was probably red in the face he had said my name twice in the span of three minutes, making my lady parts feel like fire.”

mike the man: why are you reading a slow burn grinch fanfiction

ranch boy: god i hate you all sometimes

eddie: well im never watching the grinch with richie again

bev: its probably for the best

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(beverly) my 2nd mom >> (eddie) my only son

[ Sunday @ 10:30 am ]

my 2nd mom: i wasnt gonna say anything but…..

my 2nd mom: when u changed richie’s name for him earlier…. That was Kinda Gay

my only son: please dont play me like this when im WITH RICHIE

my only son: its suspicious when i shield my phone my phone from him

my 2nd mom: are u implying that ur close enough to him that he can see ur phone

my only son: when am i not????

my 2nd mom: good point

(bill) b b bill  >> (richie) brat boy

[ Sunday @ 11:13 am ]

b b bill: ok but stan came over and we’re hanging out with georgie and honestly

b b bill: im! So! in! love!

brat boy: thats fuckin gay man

b b bill: honestly i love this boy i want to hold him forever

brat boy: tell me smth i dont already know u nerd

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[ Sunday @ 12:27 pm ]

eddie: yall i just tried to get richie to give me a piggy back ride

eddie: and he dropped me down the stairs

bev: what the Fuck richie

richie: HE JUMPED ON MY BACK WHILE I WAS ABOUT TO WALK DOWN THE STAIRS

richie: i fell too you know

mike the man: jesus christ you guys

eddie: honestly hes lucky my mom didnt see she’d be pissed

richie: nah i treat her right

(mike) mikey ways >> (richie) trash boy

[ Sunday @ 11:39 pm ]

mikey ways: dropping the boy down the stairs is not part of the Plan

trash boy: SHUT UP im trying my best

mikey ways: if this is ur best u have No Chance

trash boy: :-((

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[ Sunday @ 12:13 pm ]

bev: guys i want u to know….

bev: im Gay

eddie: gasp :-0 i had no idea!

ranch boy: what brought this upon u beverly

bev: that beautiful beautiful girl from the painters class

bev: shes an Angel

eddie: if u love her i love her

ben: im all for beverly having the Best girlfriend

richie: if beverly is happy the world is at peace

Stan: Yeah, we support you Bev.

bev: !!!i love you guys so much!!!

mike the man: oh man i missed the bonding moment

richie: Ha Loser

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[ Sunday @ 12:50 pm ]

ranch boy: [gofishwithstanandgeorgie.jpg]

ranch boy: my boys are teaming up against me

mike the man: how do you team up against someone in go fish

Stan: Easily.

eddie: i hope georgie wins

richie: me too

bev: me three

ben: me four

mike the man: on a more important note: can we all come over and play

bev: oooo yes please

ranch boy: of course

eddie: omw

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[ Sunday @ 7:13 pm ]

richie: i can’t believe we played go fish for that long and i didnt even win once

bev: its because u fucking suck at go fish lmao

eddie: georgie is the Master of go fish

ranch boy: or as he calls it: goldfish

Stan: Honestly, I’d die for that kid.

eddie: wouldn’t we all

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[ Sunday @ 8:24 pm ]

eddie has changed ben ’s name to eggboy

eddie has changed richie ’s name to annoying ™️

eddie has changed bev ’s name to the best?

eddie has changed their name to not eds

the best?: normality has returned

annoying™️: i love when eds takes control

not eds: not my name and Shut Up

ranch boy: what about me :-(

eggboy: nope ur ranch boy now

not eds: its ur new identity

(Stan) stanley >> (eddie) Eddie

[ Sunday @ 9:19 pm ]

stanley: I think I have a crush on Bill.

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(Stan) stanley >> (eddie) Eddie

[ Sunday @ 9:19 pm ]

stanley: I think I have a crush on Bill.

Eddie: what do u mean u think

Eddie: u either do or u dont

stanley: Okay. I have a crush on Bill.

Eddie: okay cool

Eddie: not that im not honored that u decided to tell me out of all the losers but

Eddie: why are u telling me

stanley: I don’t know, I just trust you the most with this secret.

Eddie: okay cool cool

Eddie: howd you figure it out

stanley: i don’t know we were just hanging out with georgie and bill was messing with him and he just looked so cute and now im freaking out because i dont know what to do you know

Eddie: woah woah calm down its fine

stanley: You’re right. Everything’s gonna be fine.

Eddie: thats the spirit! and im here if u need me

stanley: Thanks Eddie.

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[ Sunday @ 9:45 pm ]

not eds: welp i am a very sleepy boy

the best?: its only 10 pm tho

not eds: and i am sleepy

not eds: fight me

ranch boy: night eddie!!!!

eggboy: sweet dreams!!

mike the man: hope you sleep well!!!

not eds: y’all are so sweet ily

annoying ™ : goodnignt my sweet baby eds <3333

not eds: thats not my name u bitch

Stan: Goodnight Eddie.

not eds: Goodnight Stan.

(bill) b b bill  >> (richie) brat boy

[ Sunday @ 10 pm ]

b b bill: ur such a gay ass hoe i hate u

brat boy: says u

b b bill: shut up

The Losers Club ™️

[ Monday @ 5:26 am ]

not eds: love waking up to my mom screaming at me for no fucking reason <333

not eds: i hate her sometimes ughhh i wanna Cry

not eds: shit its 5 am sorry guys sjsjkasdjsd

(Stan) stanley >> (eddie) Eddie

[ Monday @ 5:29 am ]

stanley: Hey, I saw your texts in the group chat. You can come over if you need to.

Eddie: thank god u wake up early i totally forgot u did that

Eddie: but yeah can i come over if u dont mind i dont rly wanna be at home

stanley: Of course.

The Losers Club ™

[ Monday @ 6:51 am ]

the best?: eddie i am SO sorry i had my phone on silent

the best?: are you okay?

ranch boy: wait what happened

Stan: Yeah, he’s fine.

Stan: He’s taking a shower right now.

the best?: how do u know?

Stan: Because he’s at my house.

eggboy: stans out here being an A+ friend @ 6 am

annoying ™ : whys he in the shower ;-))

not eds: because i didnt have time to at my house obviously u dipshit

the best? : are u okay eddie

not eds: ill be fine dont worry about it

ranch boy: im worrying about it

not eds: s t o p

(richie) an actual idiot >> (stan) my man stan

[ Monday @ 7:12 am ]

an actual idiot: hey uhh thanks for looking out for eddie

my man stan: He’s my friend, It’s no problem.

an actual idiot: i know but just thanks

my man stan: You’re welcome Richie.

(richie) stupid <3 >> (eddie) angel!!

[ Monday @ 7:22 am ]

stupid <3: are you SURE you are okay?

angel!!: i mean not rly but its not worth worrying everyone over

stupid <3: eddie, if ur upset it matters

angel!!: can we not do this right now

stupid <3: i guess

angel!!: i would appreciate a hug when we get to school tho…

stupid <3: get ready for the best hug you’ve ever had

angel!!: i regret this already

stupid <3: ALSO i have a surprise for u

angel!!: now i RLY regret this

The Losers Club ™️

[ Monday @ 7:30 am ]

annoying ™ : [eddieandrichieinmatchingbuzzfeedunsolvedhats.jpg]

annoying ™ : arent we cute

the best?: you’d be cuter if u didnt spin eddie around while hugging him and making him kick me like five times

not eds: sorry bev <333

the best?: ig its okay babe

(beverly) my 2nd mom >> (eddie) my only son

[ Monday @ 7:51 am ]

my 2nd mom: i cant believe he bought u matching *(wheeze)* hats thats so gay

my only son : honestly i cant believe it either but im not complaining

my 2nd mom: Ur So Gay bye

my only son: you literally facetimed me in the middle of target to tell me about a pretty girl

my 2nd mom: i have no idea what ur referencing right now

The Losers Club ™️

[ Monday @ 8:30 am ]

mike the man: GUYS

eggboy: what

mike the man: HALLOWEEN IS TOMORROW

ranch boy: i know

Stan: I did too.

mike the man: what are our plans

ranch boy: same thing we do every year

ranch boy: taking georgie trick or treating then watching dumb movies at my house

the best?: what about costumes

ranch boy: i forgot about those

Stan: We could all just dress up as each other.

not eds: thats a rly good idea stan!

the best?: yeah we can all draw names at lunch so its fair and then bring clothes for that person to wear

ranch boy: okay cool

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[ Monday @ 10:30 am ]

annoying ™ : YOU GUYS

annoying ™ : STAN JUST DID THE NICEST THING

annoying ™ : HES EVER DONE PUBLICLY FOR ME

the best?: what he do

annoying ™ : i was trying to talk to him in class

ranch boy: a Bad Idea

annoying ™ : so of course he was like richie stfu

annoying ™ : and i was like Rude

annoying ™ : ANYWAY

annoying ™ : somebody else was like “yeah dude u are being so annoying shut up”

not eds: I’ll Fight Them

annoying ™ : so stan just turns around and goes

annoying ™ : excuse me? How about you shut up and leave my friend the FUCK alone U LITTLE DUMB ASS BITCH

not eds: wow stan rly is the best one out of all of us

mike the man: ok i Doubt he said that

Stan: No I did. I mean, I didn’t curse but I basically said that.

eggboy: oh my god

the best?: i cant believe stan and richie are best friends

Stan: No.

eggboy: he can deny it all he wants…. We know the truth now

(richie) stupid <3 >> (eddie) angel!!

[ Monday @ 10:43 am ]

angel!!: you dont have to hug me in between Every class period

stupid <3: are you sure about that

angel!!: richie we were just on opposite sides of the school and u STILL managed to hug me i am 100% positive

stupid <3: if u say so…..

The Losers Club ™️

[ Monday @ 11:28 am ]

annoying ™ : fuck, marry, kill: snap, crackle, and pop

eggboy: from the rice krispies box?

annoying ™ : yup

the best?: murder them all. i hate men.

ranch boy: honestly how is beverly even friends with us

not eds: beverly is the only one of u im scared of

the best?: as you should be

(billy) billy boy >> (eddie) my lov

[ Monday @ 1:45 pm ]

billy boy: hey do u wanna spend the night at my house

my lov: you dont have to u know

billy boy: but i Want to

my lov: i would love to see my boy georgie

billy boy: then come over!

my lov: ok ok but we have to stop by my house to get clothes for Stan for halloween

billy boy: can we get him your Short Shorts

my lov: do you want him to murder me

billy boy: no i just want to see him in ur short shorts

my lov: thats Gay

billy boy: I know

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[ Monday @ 6:07 pm ]

not eds: Never play uno with georgie

not eds: hes a cheater and you wont win

eggboy: if i dont get a pic of you two playing uno i dont wanna live anymore

ranch boy: [eddieandgerogiearebffs.jpg]

mike the man: wow my life just got x10 better

eggboy: i wanna live again

the best?: what cuties!!!

annoying ™ : wow my two favorite small boys

not eds: im not small you bitch

the best?: lying is bad eddie

not eds: i will fight u

Stan: It’s okay Eddie. At least you’re still taller than Georgie.

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[ Monday @ 9:51 pm ]

eggboy: remember to bring stuff for costumes tomorrow!!

mike the man: thanks momma ben

not eds: i already got my stuff dont even worry about it bro

the best?: please never say bro again

annoying ™ : yeah i second that

not eds: okay dudes

mike the man: no dont say that either

ranch boy: he’s been calling me stuff like that for the past hour

Stan: Why?

not eds: if im too nice he’ll call me soft

not eds: goodnight my dudes peace out

(richie) stupid <3 >> (eddie) angel!!

[ Monday @ 10:27 pm ]

stupid <3: goodnight nerd i love you

stupid <3: hope tomorrow is better than today was 4 u

angel!!: thanks richie

angel!!: and it will be!! i get to hang out with u and the others :-) 

angel!!: love you too <33

(bill) b b bill  >> (richie) brat boy

[ Monday @ 10:34 pm ]

b b bill: i read ur texts to eddie over his shoulder

b b bill: Ur such a Gay ass

brat boy: SHUP UP BILL

b b bill: shup

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[ Tuesday @ 7:17 am ]

the best?: HAPPY HALLOWEEN IM DEAD INSIDE

annoying ™ : wow big mood

not eds: im so excited to get to dress like beverly later today

ranch boy: im so excited to steal candy from my little brother

eggboy: im so excited to hang out with u guys!

mike the man: ben u r too pure for us

the best?: i lov u ben

Stan: Good morning.

annoying ™ : where’s your halloween spirit stan

Stan: I don’t know how you want me to convey my Halloween spirit in a good morning text.

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[ Tuesday @ 8:26 am ]

not eds: yall richie almost lost our 283 day snapchat streak over a picture of the CEILING

annoying ™ : and i’d do it again

annoying ™ : im not answering ur streaks unless i see ur beautiful face

the best?: honestly im with richie on this one

ranch boy: oooo me too

not eds: i cant believe i have a fan club

eggboy: me and eddie always lose our streaks because i forget to respond

Stan: I don’t even know what you guys are talking about.

mike the man: that’s because u dont have a snapchat

the best?: if stan had a snapchat the world would be a better place

Stan: I’m not going to get snapchat.

(bill) Bill >> (stan) loml

[ Monday @ 9:13 am ]

Bill: if u get a snapchat we can start a streak and id love u forever

Bill: plus!! U get cute pics of me and georgie

loml: Okay.

Bill: that was easier than i thought it would be

The Losers Club ™️

[ Monday @ 9:16 am ]

Stan: I got a snapchat.

the best?: WHAT IS IT I WANNA ADD U

Stan: It’s just stanuris

annoying ™ : boringggg

not eds: u have no room to talk urs is just fuckinurmom

the best?: ddhdjhjdh loser

annoying™: shut ur mouth xx_bevvy_xx

ranch boy:  ANYWAYS ur welcome everyone

not eds: hmm

(beverly) my 2nd mom >> (eddie) my only son

[ Monday @ 9:34 am ]

my 2nd mom: why are u hmming in the chat

my only son: no reason

my 2nd mom: ur lying and we both know it

my only son: i cant tell u but know that i want to

my only son: in other news, look at these cute texts from my baby who doesnt know he’s my baby

my only son: [mygayheart.jpg]

my 2nd mom: those r Rly Gay

my 2nd mom: i love it

The Losers Club ™️

[ Tuesday @ 11:55 am ]

annoying ™ : sk8 fast eat ass

not eds: the only skating i do is roller skating

ranch boy: thats… oddly endearing?

the best?: i can ice skate

eggboy: my friends are so talented i am so pround

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[ Tuesday @ 1:14 pm ]

annoying: whats ur fursona

not eds: excuse me

mike the man: probably the cat from alice in wonderland

the best?: mines definitely leo the lion from that one show

eggboy: jojo’s circus?

the best?: yes that

not eds: i rly hate u all

annoying : thats not very nice

not eds: IM not very nice

the best?: he’s got a lot of anger in that tiny body

///

[ Tuesday @ 3:45 pm ]

the best?: its trick or treat time bitches

mike the man: its actually go to mikes house and get ready but sure

the best?: dont Sass me

(bill) Bill >> (stan) loml

[ Tuesday @ 4:12 pm ]

loml: I know you went with Eddie when he got my costume.

loml: Why’d you let him bring the short shorts?

Bill: i have no idea what ur talking about

loml: Ugh.

(beverly) bitchhead >> (richie) assface

[ Tuesday @ 4:45 pm ]

bitchhead: [eddiedressedupasbev.jpg]

bitchhead: just so we have proof that eddie looked ADORABLE tonight

assface: my heart = dead

assface: why’d u send it to just me tho

bitchhead: because he’s ur boy and i know u wanted me to

assface: idk what ur talking about

bitchhead: richie come on

assface: LA LA LA I CANT HEAR U

bitchhead: ur so stupid bye

The Losers Club ™️

[ Tuesday @ 8:56 pm ]

eggboy: tonight was a lot of fun guys!

mike the man: it rly was

the best?: halloweentown was just as good as i remembered it

ranch boy: georgie had fun too!! he says he loves u guys

not eds: we love him too!!! especially me

annoying ™ : tell georgie to stop trying to steal my best friend

ranch boy: he said no sorry

annoying ™ : damn it

(beverly) my 2nd mom >> (eddie) my only son

[ Tuesday @ 9:30 pm ]

my only son: ur not very clever u know

my only son: i know what u were up to

my 2nd mom: what r u talking about

my only son: u, dressed up as richie, flirting with stan, dressed up as me, all night

my 2nd mom: whaaaaaat

my only son: u grabbed his ass bev

my 2nd mom: in my defense i did make sure Stan was on board with the plan

my only son: and what was the plan

my 2nd mom: to mess with u

my only son: i hate u both

my 2nd mom: love u too bb

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The Losers Club ™️

[ Wednesday @ 12 am ]

the best?: merry christmas everyone!

eggboy: its november first

annoying ™ : exactly, its christmas time

not eds: its always christmas in my heart

mike the man: u guys do this every year i dont know why im still suprised

ranch boy: can u guys please stop invaliding thanksgiving

the best?: never

annoying ™ : its a trash holiday for trash people

Stan: Why don’t you like it then Richie?

not eds: :-0

mike the man: the shade

annoying: ™ isnt it past ur bedtime stanley

not eds: :-0

mike the man: the s h a d e

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[ Wednesday @ 7: 24 am ]

annoying ™ : dont ever let eddie tell you he waits till after thanksgiving to listen to christmas music

not eds: dont expose me like this bitch

annoying ™ : he started making a christmas playlist on spotify last night

the best?: why were u stalking his spotify

annoying ™ : i dont know what ur talking about

(eddie) Eddie >> stanley (stan)

[ Wednesday @ 8:03 am ]

Eddie: he hasnt stop singing christmas music to me all morning bev

Eddie: like i love him but i h a t e this

stanley: I’m definitely not Bev.

Eddie: well shit

stanley: How do you mix up Bev and Stan?

Eddie: honestly i rly wasnt paying attention

stanley: Well okay.

stanley: So what’s this about love?

Eddie: nope im not doing this right now bye

(richie) stupid <3 >> (eddie) angel!!

[ Wednesday @ 9:35 am]

angel!!: what did i say about taking me to every class!!!

stupid <3: to not to?

angel!!: exactly!!!

stupid <3: oh c’mon eds cant i just want to see my cute best friend

angel!!: im not cute.

stupid <3: eds

stupid <3: youre wearing pink overalls

stupid <3: you are SUPER cute

angel!!: not my name

angel!!: and i am death and destruction, not cute

stupid <3: whatever u say cutie

angel!!: ughhh

angel!!: seriously though if u keep walking me to class and acting like this people are gonna think were in love or smth

stupid <3: arent we though

angel!!: hahahahah

stupid <3: uhh are you okay

angel!!: perfect! Gotta go bye

stupid <3: uh okay

(bill) b b bill  >> (richie) brat boy

[ Wednesday @ 9:59 am ]

brat boy: soooo

b b bill: what did you do

brat boy: i might’ve fucked up

brat boy: [thosetextsbetweenrichieandeddie.jpg]

b b bill: oh my god

b b bill: i mean im impressed that u actually made a move

brat boy: i feel like im gonna barf

b b bill: do u wanna skip?

brat boy: ughhh

brat boy: no its fine

b b bill: okay well just text me if u change ur mind

b b bill: ily!

brat boy: Gay

brat boy: …..ily2

(beverly) my 2nd mom >> (eddie) my only son

[ Wednesday @ 9:58 am ]

my only son: EMERGENCY

my only son: I MIGHT’VE FUCKED UP

my 2nd mom: what’s wrong!

my only son: [sametextsbetweenrichieandeddie.jpg]

my 2nd mom: oh shit

my only son: idk if he was joking or not

my only son: im freaking out im sweating so much im gonna have a panic attack

my 2nd mom: ok its okay calm down

my 2nd mom: ill fix this

The Losers Club ™️

[ Wednesday @ 10:01 am ]

the best?: guys

the best?: i have

the best?: the best idea

ranch boy: what is it

the best?: we attend friday nights football game

Stan: Bad idea.

ranch boy: yeah idk

mike the man: ill go if u rly want to

eggboy: idk bev

the best?: come on guys pleaseeee

ranch boy: may i ask why

the best?: i have school spirit and i need to get rid of it

the best?: so is everyone in or what

Stan: I don’t know. I’m not really football person.

ranch boy: yeahhh idk

(beverly) Beverly>> (stan) stan :-)

[ Wednesday @ 10:17 am ]

Beverly: what if i told u i have a way for u to get bills attention at the game

stan :-): I’m listening.

Beverly: Glitter.

stan :-): I’m interested.

The Losers Club ™️

[ Wednesday @ 10:27 am ]

Stan: On second thought, I’ll go if Bill goes.

ranch boy: well then ill go if stan goes

mike the man: i wanna go sounds like it could be fun

eggboy: i guess we’re going

annoying ™ : sure

the best?: woo!!!!

(beverly) my 2nd mom >> (eddie) my only son

[ Wednesday @ 10:34 am ]

my only son: i just checked the group chat

my only son: what are you up to

my 2nd mom: i provided a distraction!!

my only son: youre so dumb i love you i seriously doubt that worked at all tho

my 2nd mom: wanna skip class for the rest of the day

my only son: uhh idk u know i hate missing

my 2nd mom: come on!! Ill buy u those weird skittles u like

my only son: u rly know the way into my heart

my 2nd mom: <33 meet me outside

(mike) mikey ways >> (richie) trash boy

[ Wednesday @ 11:30 pm ]

trash boy: i might have… messed up the whole plan

trash boy: [sametextsbetweenrichandeds.jpg]

mikey ways: youre so impulsive i hate u

trash boy: wow how sweet <3

The Losers Club ™️

[ Wednesday @ 11:52 pm ]

the best?: i love

not eds: carly rae jepsen

the best?: yes!!

not eds: i know we’re listening to her rn

Stan: Call Me Maybe girl?

the best?: never disrespect my queen like that again

ranch boy: eddies spotify is just carly rae jepsen and 80’s music

not eds: i feel like i should be defending myself but why are you attacking me in the first place

annoying ™ : why arent u and bev at lunch

the best?: we left early

not eds: to have fun and be cool

mike the man: eddie i love u but cool is not a word i would use to describe you

not eds: well thats rude and uncalled for

eggboy: i think ur cool eddie

not eds: thanks ben 10

eggboy: nevermind

the best?: lmaooo

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[ Wednesday @ 1:46 pm ]

the best?: me and eddie

not eds: have finally finished

the best?: stranger tings season 2

ranch boy: tings

mike the man: FINALLY

annoying ™ : yeah it took you long enough

not eds: well maybe if you wouldnt have went ahead and watched it without us richard

annoying ™ : *shrug emoji*

the best?: we have decided that lucas and will are our favorites

Stan: Good choices.

not eds: honestly i wish they would tone down the heteronormativity

the best?: i never wanna see that many 13 year olds kiss again

ranch boy: wow mood

eggboy: maybe we are just Too Gay

annoying ™ : impossible.

not eds: you can never be Too Gay.

eggboy: you’re totally right im sorry

(eddie) Eddie >> stanley (stan)

[ Wednesday @ 3:21 pm ]

Eddie: okay listen

Eddie: since u told me about ur crush

Eddie: im gonna tell u that

Eddie: i like richie

stanley: I mean I kind of figured.

Eddie: you could at least pretend to be surprised

stanley: Wow! Are you serious?? I never would have even guessed!!

Eddie: fjjdkjf thank u

Eddie: now we can bond over our boys!!!

stanley: Okay, but my crush is definitely less gross than yours.

Eddie: honestly i would defend him but ur right

The Losers Club ™️

[ Wednesday @ 4:19 pm]

annoying ™ : u know who i love?

ranch boy: …

annoying: shut up bill

ranch boy: i didnt say anything

not eds: if u make a mom joke i am going to murder u

annoying ™ : no

annoying ™ : i love my bf, bigfoot

the best?: b y e

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[ Wednesday @ 6:29 pm ]

the best?: question

mike the man: yes?

eggboy: what is it

annoying ™ : ask away

the best?: how true is the stereotype that boys dont cry

not eds: so false

not eds: i cried last night because my mom told me we were out of applesauce

ranch boy: okay thats so cute im crying

annoying ™ : i dont think i cry that often

Stan: You cried the other day because someone was walking their cat on a leash.

annoying ™ : HOW DID YOU NOT

(richie) stupid <3 >> (eddie) angel!!

[ Wednesday @ 6:54 pm ]

stupid <3: edward

stupid <3: eds

stupid <3: eddie spaghetti

stupid <3: spaghetti man

stupid <3: answer meeee

stupid <3: cmon eddie

stupid <3: i know ur reading these

stupid <3: ughhh

not eds has created a group

not eds has added the best? and Stan