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Most of class 1-A took a trip to the beach, poor Aizawa sensei had to chaperone a bunch of teenagers because no one else would volunteer and he didn’t trust Yamada to be responsible enough. Aizawa had to drive some bus three hours to a beach resort that the school rented for only week. When everyone chose their rooms, more like Aizawa chose the rooms because there were only three not including his, they unpacked and gathered in a meal room/kitchen that was connected to the rooms. Aizawa told the students the rules for the trip while they ate some lunch “no sneaking into other rooms, just because we have this whole place rented out doesn’t mean we have access to every room. Bakugou don’t destroy anything” Aizawa gave a knowing glance at said person as he sighed, Katsuki just rolled his eyes and took a very violent bite out of his sandwich as Aizawa continued to list the rules “there are also certain places that are off limits such as the various bars and clubs, I have a key for all the rooms and I know some of you” he eyed Ejiro, Denki, and Katsuki “are together so don’t go doing anything inappropriate” he knew Shouto and Izuku were dating but trusted them not to do anything like that, Izuku was too pure and Shouto didn’t seem like someone to do that at this age but who knows “and lastly if villains are to try and attack there are special phones all around the resort and a phone booth by the beach that automatically alert the closest authorities, be it a hero organization or the police, when you press eight five times.” He sighed again and took a sip of coffee “that’s all, go enjoy your vacation.” Momo, who had been zoned out this entire time went to sit on the beach and relax she used her quirk to make a beach towel and umbrella as she was distracted with the umbrella a seagull came and stole her towel and flew away “where is my towel?” she looked around and noticed the seagull flying away with her precious towel “ darn you sky rat” she said shaking her fist at the sky “don’t worry my towel I’ll save you” she created a gun a shot at the seagull and killed it, she ran to catch the now dead seagull which still had her towel in its mouth. She caught it and ripped its head off and pulled her towel out of its mouth “I told you I’d save you my precious” she rubbed the towel against her cheek and then set it down on the sand and went for a walk by the water. Tsuyu wasn’t in the meal room when Aizawa was explaining everything because she went straight to the beach and was laying by the water letting the waves hit her, the water was cold and so she fell asleep which made her look dead, as Momo was walking she tripped on Tsuyu and fell “what is with this beach?” she questioned looking for what she tripped on “TSUYU!!!” she started freaking out thinking Tsuyu was dead, while she was freaking out Tsuyu woke up and walked away to bury herself with sand, she accomplished that by using her tongue and it is now covered with sand so she left it hanging out of her mouth and fell asleep again meanwhile, Momo forgot what she was freaking out about and went inside to drink some tea. The seagulls mistook Tsuyu’s tongue for food and tried to eat it which woke her up and she started freaking out and tried to run but she was stuck, Momo heard the commotion and looked out the window “HOLD ON TSUYU!!!!!” she jumped out the window with a pole, landing on the ground like a ninja, she started attacking seagulls while Tsuyu was swallowing sand in the background. Once the seagulls were taken care of she handed Tsuyu a water bottle and carried her to the safety of the resort. Momo went back to the beach after a while to clean up “I am back my friends, let’s have a tea party!” she started making tiny dresses, a table with chairs, and tea, when she finished she forced the dead seagulls into the dresses and sat them on chairs serving tea and little cakes. “WHAT!?!? How could you say that about my delicious tea?” she made a spear and threw it at one of the seagulls, the one who insulted her tea, she almost forgot about her precious towel “oh no, my precious I’m sorry” she ran to get the towel and hugged it like she had been reunited with a lost lover “my precious, would you like some tea?” she shook her head as if acknowledging something and walked back to the table and put the towel in the empty chair that once held a seagull “one cube or two, my precious?” she asked the towel as she poured another cup of tea “two? Alright” she dropped in two sugar cubes and stirred it “usually you ask for three?” she dumped the tea on the towel “never mind that, drink up”. Tsuyu was watching from the window “she’s mad, entirely bonkers, someone needs to stop her” Tsuyu shrugged and went set up cameras and bug the rooms and halls like Kayama sensei told her the day before they left. (back to our star) Momo had finished the tea party and was swimming with her towel when she felt a sharp pinch on her foot “stupid crabs” she swam back to shore and thought of a plan, since she was distracted the seagulls stole her precious towel again as revenge “this means war Seagull Assassin” they hissed as they flew away laughing manically. "I WILL SAVE YOU, again, MY PRECIOUS NO SEAGULL CAN KEEP OUR LOVE APART" Momo swore she would rescue her precious towel, who was also her lover apparently, she would stop at nothing, so she must train for the upcoming battle.
to be continued soon