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It's So Good To Be Evil

Summary:

Brick and Savannah catches Cavendish and Dakota in the act of sabotaging their pistachio mission. On their way to rat both of them out to Block, Cavendish and Dakota try to escape using different kinds of inators to take down Savannah and Brick. During this fight, Cavendish accidentally activates the Turn-Everything-Evil-Inator and it was pointing exactly at the pistachios that Brick and Savannah were trying to save. But, determined to not start another pistachion invasion, Cavendish tries to get the machine to shoot at something else. Anything else. Although, he didn't expect that he would be that something else.

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Pistachios.

Pistachios, pistachios, pistachios.

Savannah just watched as Brick lifted up the crates of pistachios into the truck. She sat on one of the pistachio crates as she watched.

They both were wearing humiliating pistachio related clothing instead of their regular, awesome, suits.

Brick reached a hand to press a button on his earpiece. "You know, we can get this job done faster if you helped."

Savannah spoke up, "You know I'm practically right next to you, right?"

Brick picked up a pistachio crate and glared at Savannah. He walked to the truck and placed the crate in it. After that, he pressed the button on his earpiece again. "If you're practically right next to me, then why aren't you helping?"

Savannah stood up, "Because this mission is completely pointless!"

"That doesn't change anything! This is still a mission. The sooner we get this done, the sooner we can go back to saving the world."

Savannah sighed and rolled her eyes. She looked at the crate she was sitting on before she bent down to pick it up.

"Oh, so you finally decided to help after I'm almost done putting all the pistachios in the truck."

Savannah glared at Brick, "Do you want me to help or not?"

"Whatever!" Brick walked up to another pistachio crate to pick it up.

After Savannah put her crate into the back of the truck, she turned around to look at Brick. "You're supposed to lift it with your legs, not your back."

"I am lifting with my legs!" Brick shouted in frustration as he picks up the crate.

"No, you're not."

"Yes I am!" Brick practically threw the last crate into the truck.

"To pick something up with your legs, you have to-" Savannah stopped.

Brick gave her a confused look.

She quickly dropped to the ground to look under the truck. She spots a pair of recognizable white shoes and also a pair of black and gray shoes. Savannah grabbed Brick and pulled him to the ground with her to show him what she saw.

"Oh great... Those two..." Brick groaned.

"They're trying to break into the truck!" Savannah shouted out of anger. She quickly got back up and ran towards Dakota and Cavendish.

Cavendish was trying to pick the lock on the pistachio truck while Dakota was eating a sandwich. Everytime Dakota took a bite out of his sandwich, it made Cavendish angrier. "Could you eat that sandwich any louder?" Cavendish scolded Dakota, "We are trying to be sneaky."

Dakota was going to give a snarky reply but before he could say anything, someone kicked his sandwich out of his hand. Before he can even react, he was pinned to the ground, "Gah! My sandwich!"

Cavendish dropped the pin that he was using to pick at the lock. Even though he saw what happen to Dakota, he didn't have enough time to react before Brick grabbed him and slammed him against the truck.

"What are you two clowns doing here?" Brick shouted.

"Uhhhh..." Cavendish muttered as his face was being pressed against the truck.

Brick slammed Cavendish against the truck again, "Answer me you fool!"

"Woah woah woah!" Dakota spoke up, "Relax..."

Savannah started to twist Dakota's arm.

"Ouch ouch ouch ouch! That hurts!" Dakota cried out.

"Are you two trying to sabotage our mission?" Savannah interrogated.

"What? Why would we do th- OUCH!" Dakota yelled.

"Just answer the question!"

"We just happen to be in the area when..." Cavendish tried to explain but Brick slammed his head against the truck again, "Blast! Could you stop that?! I would like to keep some of my brain cells."

"Just admit it already! You two are trying to sabotage our mission!" Savannah shouted.

Cavendish paused, "We may or may not have been..." Once again, Brick slammed him into the truck, "Criminy! Cut that out, you nitwit!"

"Let's see what Block has to say about this," Brick grabbed Cavendish and pinned him to the ground.

"Oof!"

"Let's tie them up and throw them into the back of the truck."

"One step ahead of you," Savannah replied.

Block looked at Savannah and saw that she was already tying Dakota up.

Dakota smirked, "Kinky," he wiggled his eyebrows.

Savannah glared at Dakota right before punching him in the face.

"Ouch!" Dakota shook his head, "Okay, I deserved that."

After Brick and Savannah finished tying them up, they threw them into the back of the truck with the pistachio crates.

"Hey! What about my sandwich?" Dakota shouted before both Brick and Savannah closed the back of the truck.

"Oh just forget about the sandwich!" Cavendish hissed.

The back of the truck opened again. It was Savannah. She threw what was left of the sandwich right in Dakota's face. "Hey! That's not what I meant!" he paused for a moment, then he tried to eat a slice of tomato that fell on his chest.

"Seriously? That was on the floor! Have some decency!" Cavendish yelled in disgust.

"Ten-second rule!" Dakota replied as he continued to struggle for the slice of tomato.

Savannah slammed the back truck's door shut and locked it.

As she was leaving, she heard Cavendish yelled out, "It was on the ground for far longer than merely ten seconds!"

She took the passenger seat while Brick took the driver's seat.

"I can't believe they seriously thought that they can sabotage our mission," Brick started to press some buttons.

Savannah chuckled, "There's no way those two can take us down."

"You got that right," They both give each other a high-five.

After that, Brick slammed on the accelerator as a portal appears in front of them.