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Chapter Text

10/01/17

nerd
hey
its almost ur birthday :)
(seen - 08:14 am)

me
i know
i wish it wasnt
(seen - 08:14 am)

nerd
gav
u know i would beat him up if i were there
u don’t deserve what hes doing
(seen - 08:15 am)

me
dont
he already threatens to do the same thing to danny
he knows about you and he doesnt like you
i dont need him to threaten or hurt u too
plus u would get in trouble for it
hes been getting away with it for years, eli
nothings gonna change
(seen - 08:16 am)

nerd
if u would only let me report it
(seen - 08:16 am)

me
dont
he’ll get away with it again
he’ll hurt danny
my mom will ignore it like she always does
it'll just grt wordj
(seen - 08:17 am)

nerd
gav breathe
i wish i could be there for you and danny
neither of you deserve what you’re getting
im gonna see if i can be there for ur birthday
i got u something btw
i got dan something too
i know my rambling probably doesn’t help
but i can try, right?
(seen - 08:20 am)

me
maybe
(seen - 08:20 am)

Chapter Text

10/06/17

me
gav
gav
gav
gav
gav
(seen - 10:28 am)

baby bro #1
fucking what eli
(seen - 10:28 am)

me
first of all
watch ur mouth
second of all
im gonna be there for ur birthday :))
(seen - 10:29 am)

baby bro #1
oh
cool
(seen - 10:29 am)

me
ok whats on ur mind gav
i recognize that tone
(seen - 10:30 am)

baby bro #1
first of all
this is texting there is no tone
second of all
theres nothing on my mind
u woke me up >:/
(seen - 10:31 am)

me
gav ://
(seen - 10:31 am)

baby bro #1
eli ://
(seen - 10:32 am)

me
you_got_me_there.jpeg
:)
(seen - 10:32 am)

baby bro #1
i hate you
(seen - 10:32 am)

me
debatable
(seen - 10:33 am)

baby bro #1
bet
(seen - 10:33 am)

me
bet
(sent - 10:34 am)

me
gav??
(sent - 10:49 am)

me
where did u go
(sent - 10:55 am)

me
ur worrying me
(sent - 11:15 am)

11:36 am

baby bro #1
sorry
had to go do something
and i may have gotten distracted for like 20 minutes
(seen - 11:36 am)

me
u had me worried >:\
(seen - 11:37 am)

baby bro #1
debatable but ok
like thats so sad alexa play desperate sea toad
(seen - 11:38 am)

me
“desperate sea toad”
what are you too good to say despacito
(seen - 11:38 am)

baby bro #1
yes
i may be a meme pioneer but ill never say despacito
wait fuck
(seen - 11:39 am)

me
”too good to say despacito” my ass
you’ve said it more than once gav
admit it u probably listen to the song on the daily
(seen - 11:40 am)

baby bro #1
false
i cant believe youd accuse me of such an atrocious crime, eli :\\
(seen - 11:40 am)

me
too bad
(seen - 11:41 am)

baby bro #1
im a bad bitch
u cant kill me
(seen - 11:41 am)

me
debatable
(seen - 11:42 am)

Chapter Text

10/07/17

me
ur music tastes are shit
(seen - 19:13 pm)

nerd
first of all
false
second of all; i am sitting right next to you
(seen - 19:13 pm)

me
debatable
im not that close to u actually :)
dan is tho :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
(seen - 19:14 pm)

nerd
make a groupchat gav
(seen - 19:14 pm)

me
why
(seen - 19:15 pm)

nerd
because i said so
(seen - 19:15 pm)

me
do it yourself eli
(seen - 19:16 pm)

nerd
no
(seen - 19:16 pm)

me
too bad then (seen - 19:16 pm)

nerd sent an audio file

me
fuck you (seen - 19:17 pm)

nerd
:(
(seen - 19:17 pm)

nerd created a groupchat!

dan the man
im yeeting myself away bye
(seen - 19:18 pm)

dan the man left the group

nerd
get ur ass back here
(seen - 19:18 pm)

nerd added dan the man to the group

dan the man left the group

nerd added dan the man to the group

dan the man left the group

nerd added dan the man to the group

dan the man left the group

nerd added dan the man to the group

dan the man left the group

me
christ
(seen - 19:22 pm)

nerd
:(
(seen - 19:22 pm)

nerd added dan the man to the group

dan the man
fine
(seen - 19:23 pm)

nerd
:)
(seen - 19:23 pm)

Chapter Text

10/11/17

baby bro #1
please help danny has been blasting moves like jagger for the past hour
(seen - 10:02 am)

baby bro #2
in my defense it’s the pentatonix version
(seen - 10:02 am)

me
thats valid next question
(seen - 10:03 am)

baby bro #1
eli please
i know you can hear it
(seen - 10:03 am)

me
false
(seen - 10:03 am)

baby bro #2
false
(seen - 10:04 am)

baby bro #1
i hate you both
(seen - 10:04 am)

me
debatable
(seen - 10:04 am)

baby bro #2
debatable
(seen - 10:05 am)

baby bro #1
spongebob_exhale.png
(seen - 10:05 am)

baby bro #1’s groupchat name has been set to Stale Meme

Stale Meme
alright who did that
(seen - 10:06 am)

baby bro #2’s groupchat name has been set to Stale Meme #2

Stale Meme
ELIJAH
(seen - 10:06 am)

your groupchat name has been set to Asshole

me
accurate
(seen - 10:07 am)

the groupchat name has been set to Mario Sports Team

Stale Meme
what the fuck who set that
(seen - 10:07 am)

me
:)
(seen - 10:07 am)

Stale Meme #2
lij wtf why
(seen - 10:07 am)

me
:)
(seen - 10:08 am)

Stale Meme #2
lij
(seen - 10:08 am)

Stale Meme
petition to block eli
(seen - 10:09 am)

me
:(
(seen - 10:09 am)

Stale Meme #2
i sign
(seen - 10:10 am)

me
https://youtube.com/dsa..jaK0
(seen - 10:10 am)

Stale Meme
if thats the fucking mr krabs video i am going to sue you
(seen - 10:11 am)

me
:)
(seen - 10:11 am)

Stale Meme
knife emoji
(seen - 10:12 am)

me
why did you type knife emoji instead of using the actual emoji
(seen - 10:12 am)

Stale Meme
because i can bitch
(seen - 10:12 am)

the groupchat name has been set to Stale Meme’s Stale Memes

Stale Meme
FUCK YOU
(seen - 10:13 am)

Stale Meme #2
rip gavin 2k17 went out with a “fuck you”
(seen - 10:13 am)

Chapter Text

10/23/17

nerd
so like what if i made androids an actual thing
like theyd do chores and stuff so people wouldnt have to
think about it
dont want to wash the dishes? get an android to do it for u
plus they could help w/ other stuff too
celebrity bodyguards, building, etc
and other stuff too ;))
(seen - 03:21 am)

me
elijah go the FUCK to sleep
plus why are u texting specifically me this??
tell ur nerd friend about it not me
(seen - 03:21 am)

nerd
ive already told my ““nerd friends”” about it
so checkmate
plus youre always awake around 3 am so
(seen - 03:22 am)

me
:\\
(seen - 03:22 am)

nerd
gav pls listen
it could be cool
plus what if i programmed them with emotions ;3c
of course thatd be a bit hard BUT
im not one to give up so easily
plus what if they had the ability to taste & eat things??
it would be so COOL gav
(seen - 03:24 am)

me
false
just say u want to make superhumans and move on eli
and dont use ‘;3c’ it makes u look lame
(seen - 03:24 am)

nerd
i mean technically youre not wrong
theyd be like superhumans in a way yeah
but still itd be cool
wouldnt it
(seen - 03:25 am)

me
i guess
but like
if u cause the technology apocalypse im not saving ur ass
(seen - 03:25 am)

nerd
you watch too many scifi movies ://
i doubt theyd actually try to take over the world
worse case scenario is one would murder someone
probably
(seen - 03:26 am)

me
youre a nightmare
im going to sleep
bye bitcchhh
(seen - 03:26 am)

nerd
oof
(seen - 03:26 am)

12:38 pm

the groupchat name has been set to Hell

Asshole
okay who did that
(seen - 12:38 pm)

Asshole’s groupchat name has been set to A Nightmare

A Nightmare
GAVIN
(seen - 12:38 pm)

Stale Meme #2
ooffff
(seen - 12:39 pm)

Stale Meme #2’s groupchat name has been set to dan the MAN

dan the MAN
:D
(seen - 12:39 pm)

your groupchat name has been set to tired

me
because SOMEBODY woke me up at three in the morning to talk about his dumb idea
(seen - 12:39 pm)

A Nightmare
you said it was cool
(seen - 12:40 pm)

me
false
(seen - 12:40 pm)

A Nightmare
screenshot_01.jpeg
bet
(seen - 12:40 pm)

me
:/
(seen - 12:41 pm)

dan the MAN
wow
rip gavin 2002-2017 died by being exposed
(seen - 12:41 pm)

me
this house is a FUCKING NIGHTMARE
(seen - 12:42 pm)

A Nightmare
fucking_nightmare.gif
:)
(seen - 12:42 pm)

me
i hate you both
(seen - 12:43 pm)

dan the MAN
very debatable
(seen - 12:43 pm)

A Nightmare
rt
(seen - 12:43 pm)

me
..rt
(seen - 12:44 pm)

A Nightmare
wow
(seen - 12:44 pm)

dan the MAN
wow
(seen - 12:44 pm)

me
nvm i take back that rt
(seen - 12:45 pm)

dan the MAN
:c
(seen - 12:45 pm)

me
>:)
(seen - 12:45 pm)

A Nightmare
gav
(seen - 12:46 pm)

me
>:(
(seen - 12:46 pm)

A Nightmare
sighing emoji
(seen - 12:46 pm)

A Nightmare’s groupchat name has been set to Stale Meme

Stale Meme
rt tho
(seen - 12:47 pm)

dan the MAN
christ
(seen - 12:47 pm)

Chapter Text

11/03/17

baby bro #1
hey eli
can i rant to u abt something
(seen - 23:53 pm)

me
yeah
go ahead
(seen - 23:53 pm)

baby bro #1
okay so this might take a second
u know how my stepdad is abt me being trans n all that and how he thinks its just a phase bc ‘trans people dont exist and theyre all just edgy teens’ according to him and he uses my deadname whenever possible (aka all the time)
and i just
i cant eli
my mom is either never home or shes drunk and she doesnt know what he does to me and danny and im pretty sure she wouldnt care either
he also keeps talking shit abt u and how youre a bad influence bc u ‘claim to be ‘bisexual’’ (his exact words) and hes threatened to crack a bottle over my head to ‘set me straight’
‘beacause girls shouldnt act like boys, /gabrielle/’
he always puts emphasis on it too and i just
i dont knwo what to dp anymore
(seen - 23:56 pm)

me
hey gavin
breathe ok
i know youre probably crying or having an anxiety attack right now or something similar
so just breathe
now im about to do my job as a big brother and send u a whole ass paragraph
First of all, trans people Do Exist and you're proof of it, along with a whole hell of a lot more people. I think it's about 1.4 million transgender adults, and who knows how many teens and kids are trans. It’s not “just a phase” either, and it never was. Sometimes it’s an experimental period, maybe you're trying something out because you're questioning, but its not a “phase.” It’s more of a self-discovery thing, and anybody who htinks that discovering who you really are is a bad thing is an asshole. Plus I Can And Will Fight Your Stepdad If He Tries Anything.
I know I’m not the best at giving motivational speeches or anything else like that but I can try, right?
(seen - 00:06 am)

baby bro #1
wow u broke out the Grammar(tm)
but yeah i guess so
im just
tired
i think im gonna try to sleep
emphasis on try
(seen - 00:07 am)

me
get some sleep gav
u need it
(sent - 00:07 am)

08:21 am

tired left the group

dan the MAN
????
shit
(seen - 08:21 am)

me
i dont think thats a good sign
im gonna talk to him brb
(seen - 08:22 am)

---

me
hey gav
u ok?
(sent - 08:22 am)

me
gav?
(sent - 08:32 am)

---

dan the MAN
is he answering u
he wont answer me
(seen - 08:32 am)

me
no
ur parents arent home are they??
(seen - 08:33 am)

dan the MAN
no theyre not
and hes not in our room
so im really worried because thats the only other place hed be normally
(seen - 08:33 am)

me
shit
this might be bad
(seen - 08:34 am)

dan the MAN
no shit captain obvious
(seen - 08:34 am)

me
wait danny
im gonna ask you something
(seen - 08:34 am)

---

me
does ur stepdad threaten u??
he threatens gavin a lot but
im worried
(seen - 08:35 am)

baby bro #2
yeah
i dont like talking about it
so dont ask
(seen - 08:35 am)

me
oh
(seen - 08:36 am)

baby bro #2
yeah
(seen - 08:36 am)

me
wait
he replied
(seen - 08:37 am)

Chapter Text

11/03/17

me
why tf are u worried
i left the gc to keep my one (1) friend from reading it
because yknow i do have friends
my phone died and we couldnt find a plug tho so thats :///
add me back to the gc
(seen - 08:37 am)

nerd
oh my god gav
did u not tell danny??
(seen - 08:37 am)

me
he?? was?? asleep??
so no??
did i scare him
(seen - 08:38 am)

nerd
yeah actually
://
why didn’t u text him
(seen - 08:38 am)

me
idk
didnt think abt it
(seen - 08:38 am)

---

Stale Meme added tired to the group

dan the MAN
GAVIN
WHAT THE HELL
(seen - 08:39 am)

me
oops
(seen - 08:39 am)

dan the MAN
where?? did you go??
(seen - 08:39 am)

me
smh i went to alex’s house
because i have one singular friend
(seen - 08:40 am)

dan the MAN
who tf is alex
(seen - 08:40 am)

Stale Meme
a person probably
(seen - 08:40 am)

dan the MAN
first of all
(seen - 08:41 am)

me
i told u about him once
the only other trans dude in our grade besides me??
(seen - 08:41 am)

dan the MAN
o yeah
(seen - 08:42 am)

me
lol
anyways
he has like nine cats
(seen - 08:42 am)

dan the MAN
ew
(seen - 08:42 am)

Stale Meme
false, cats are great
(seen - 08:43 am)

dan the MAN
ew
(seen - 08:43 am)

Stale Meme
wrong.jpeg
(seen - 08:43 am)

me
this is why youre stale
(seen - 08:44 am)

dan the MAN
stale bread
(seen - 08:44 am)

Stale Meme
youre my brothers how dare
(seen - 08:44 am)

me
rt
(seen - 08:45 am)

dan the MAN
rt
(seen - 08:45 am)

Stale Meme
:/
(seen - 08:45 am)

me
rt
(seen - 08:46 am)

dan the MAN
remember that one time i chewed through a pair of headphones
(seen - 08:46 am)

me
big rt
(seen - 08:46 am)

Stale Meme
rt
(seen - 08:47 am)

your groupchat name has been set to rt man

me
christ
(seen - 08:47 am)

Chapter Text

11/03/17

rt man
Nobody thinks what I think
Nobody dreams when they blink
Think things on the brink of blasphemy
I'm my own shrink
Think things are after me, my catastrophe
I'm a kitchen sink
You don't know what that means
Because a kitchen sink to you
Is not a kitchen sink to me, okay, friend?
Are you searching for purpose?
Then write something, yeah it might be worthless
Then paint something then, it might be wordless
Pointless curses, nonsense verses
You'll see purpose start to surface
No one else is dealing with your demons
Meaning maybe defeating them
Could be the beginning of your meaning, friend
(seen - 12:03 pm)

dan the MAN
i
ok
(seen - 12:03 pm)

me
what
the
ABSOLUTE
frik??
(seen - 12:03 pm)

dan the MAN
frik
(seen - 12:04 pm)

rt man
frik
(seen - 12:04 pm)

me
i hate you both
(seen - 12:04 pm)

rt man
understandable have a good day
(seen - 12:05 pm)

dan the MAN
clap emoji
(seen - 12:05 pm)

rt man
““clap emoji””
(seen - 12:05 pm)

me
rt
(seen - 12:06 pm)

rt man
eli no thats my thing
(seen - 12:06 pm)

me
sad rt
;(
(seen - 12:07 pm)

rt man
wheres dan??
(seen - 12:07 pm)

dan the MAN
hell
(seen - 12:07 pm)

rt man
rt
(seen - 12:08 pm)

me
too many rts youve been shadowbanned
(seen - 12:08 pm)

rt man
:’(
(seen - 12:09 pm)

dan the MAN
wash_yo_hands.jpeg
too many rts u are smely
(seen - 12:09 pm)

rt man
false
(seen - 12:10 pm)

dan the MAN
wrong.gif
(seen - 12:10 pm)

me
w r o n g
(seen - 12:10 pm)

dan the MAN
false
(seen - 12:11 pm)

me
this is harassment
(seen - 12:11 pm)

dan the MAN
true
(seen - 12:11 pm)

me
why do i get the feeling gav might be composing a real long text
(seen - 12:12 pm)

rt man
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
;)
(seen - 12:12 pm)

me
do
do you have that memorized
(seen - 12:13 pm)

rt man
yes
(seen - 12:13 pm)

dan the MAN
thats worse than cats
(seen - 12:13 pm)

rt man
false
(seen - 12:14 pm)

me
Now before any of you report me for shitposting hear me out. First according to the height of a Minion (which is 3.5 feet on average) Gru is 4 minions tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall. Furthermore if any of you remember the original Despicable Me, you know there is a scene when Vector kidnaps the three girls and shoots a series of heat-seeking misses at Gru, he then dodges them all. According to the speed of an average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size of the missile according to his ankle size, Gru can perceive and move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. After this Gru punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning its spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine. That’s equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 miles per hour. I rest my case.
I'm feeling very bold tonight, so I must say something bold. This is how I truly feel. I am completely mortified that the establishment "Chick-Fil-A" closes on Sunday because of their religion. I may be a little disrespectful here but, really? Did Jesus not want us eating chicken nuggets on that day? Must you close our joy and pride on that day just to follow the bandwagon of Christianity? I am so sorry for the outburst, I do apologize.
Ok guys, I've been hired as the director of a full fledged Spider-Man and Elsa MOVIE, and I got permission to go deeper with the subject matter. I decided to tell a dark, serious, and realistic story about self sacrifice set to the backdrop of a Gotham-esque (yes, I know that's DC, but the dystopian, crime ridden streets fit with the theme of the plot) city. The story will focus on a corrupt government enforcing preemptive justice practices, which results in the arrest of innocents and the unjust denial of rights to citizens. I've been studying the film "Schindler's list", and picking up on all the things that made that movie an emotional masterpiece. It should be out same time two years from now.
(seen - 12:15 pm)

rt man
WHERE ARE YOU GETTING THOSE
(seen - 12:15 pm)

me
reddit
(seen - 12:16 pm)

dan the MAN
ew
(seen - 12:16 pm)

rt man
ew
(seen - 12:16 pm)

me
dont make me copypasta lorem ipsum
(seen - 12:17 pm)

rt man
pls do not
(seen - 12:17 pm)

dan the MAN
rt
(seen - 12:17 pm)

Chapter Text

11/07/17

nerd
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(seen - 01:01 am)

me
im going to stop you right there
(seen - 01:01 am)

nerd
oh
ok
(seen - 01:02 am)

me
eli
(seen - 01:02 am)

nerd
what
(seen - 01:02 am)

me
u ok dude
(seen - 01:03 am)

nerd
yeah
yknow i actually typed that all
(seen - 01:03 am)

me
youre changing the subject
(seen - 01:03 am)

nerd
im not
but ok
(seen - 01:04 am)

me
elijah
(seen - 01:04 am)

nerd
no
ok
(seen - 01:05 am)

me
eli
do i need to send u memes
(seen - 01:05 am)

nerd
ew no
ur memes are stale
(seen - 01:05 am)

me
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ok i cant do anymore its going to crash my phone
(seen - 01:08 am)

nerd
oh
well
(seen - 01:08 am)

me
:)
(seen - 01:09 am)

nerd
are u trying to like
lighten the mood or
(seen - 01:09 am)

me
yeah actually
no brother of mine is ever allowed to be sad
(seen - 01:10 am)

nerd
well then
i guess it worked
(seen - 01:10 am)

me
good
brb tho
(seen - 01:11 am)

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me
dannnnnnn
ur awake right
(seen - 01:11 am)

dan the man
bitch is u blind
but yes
(seen - 01:12 am)

me
eli is sad
we need to make him h a p p y
(seen - 01:12 am)

dan the man
operation make lij happy is a GO
time 2 yeet happiness into he SOUL
(seen - 01:13 am)

me
lizard photos??
(seen - 01:13 am)

dan the man
indeed
(seen - 01:13 am)

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dan the MAN
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(seen - 01:15 am)

Stale Meme
what the f,,,
what the fcuking hell,,
(seen - 01:15 am)

me
leezords of happi
(seen - 01:16 am)

Stale Meme
ok ill admit
i laughed a bit
(seen - 01:16 am)

dan the MAN
:)
(seen - 01:17 am)

me
:)
(seen - 01:17 am)

Chapter Text

11/11/17

23:57 PM

INCOMING CALL: BABY BRO #1
CALL ACCEPTED

me
you okay now?
at least a little bit?
(seen - 00:34 am)

baby bro #1
nir resllu
im sirry im still cryumg
(seen - 00:34 am)

me
hey, gav
crying is normal
you don’t have to apologize for it
(seen - 00:35 am)

baby bro #1
i feek like i shpuld
o dont knoq
im shajing reslly badly
(seen - 00:35 am)

me
just breathe ok
you could call me again if it helps
(seen - 00:36 am)

INCOMING CALL: BABY BRO #1
CALL ACCEPTED

baby bro #1
im gomna go to sleeo
im tired
(seen - 01:09 am)

me
that sounds like a good idea
you deserve rest
(seen - 01:09 am)