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Published:
2018-08-13
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2018-11-20
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The Companion Contraption

Summary:

Man meets machine. Machine becomes man.

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(See the end of the work for notes.)

Chapter Text

Mod TR8-3041 INITIALIZING;
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INITIALIZED
fun SELFCHECK() {
    ...mod TR8
    ...unit 3041
    ...purpose;
            New, from JET.CO!
    The TR8 <Treadmill> storage transportation model!
            Do you hate
    moving
    cleaning
    mining
    or
                    transporting
                    deadly <!>
                    chemicals
    ???
            The T8R is the affordable option for Youu
    uuuu
    uuu
    u
    U!!!
            A revolution in
    rudimentary REDACTED
    simplistic REDACTED
    affordable ACCEPTED
            robotics, the Treadmill line is
    mindless ACCEPTED
    obedient ACCEPTED
    incapable of pain ACCEPTED
    available today ACCEPTED
            kcksxczkwzseckskekds
            dttxczktsqqqzx
            xclzllqtt
            zqcdttcx...NOISE IDENTIFIED…[applause]
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ORDERS INCOMING;
NEW FUNCTION INSTALLED;
fun mazasREVOLT() {
    ...location Mazas
    ...target PeaceKeepers
    ...package sprayflesh
    ...job accept?
YES/NO
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YES
}