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Wednesday, 7:43 pm
gucci gang
Gay™ changed Kentin's name to The Babadook.
Jane the killer; what-
Jane the killer; i wonder what kentin did to get that nickname
Gay™; nothing we're just watching some horror movies
Gay™; also he looks a bit like the babadook
The Babadook; HEY
Jane the killer; wait, he's still at your place?
Gay™; yeah
Gay™; btw guess what happened to him earlier
The Babadook; alexy no
Gay™; alexy yes
jiggle my puffs; alexy yes!
Gay™; hey bro wya why aren't you home yet
jiggle my puffs; i'm still at luna's
Gay ™; cool
Gay™; ANYWAYS kentin did something really embarassing
The Babadook; istg i will attack you if you say it
Gay™; i'm not scared of you
Gay™; so we were just starting to watch the first horror movie
Gay™; and thejdbenekkejdkdma
Jane the killer; uh are you okay
Gay™; hestickiftltkmeme
The tea is hot; he stick if tlt k meme?
Gay™; he's tickitkrn me helpneme
jiggle my puffs; tough luck
woman; alexy deserves it
Gay™; HEJEKENNEM
Jane the killer; wait alexy is kentin on TOP of you
Gay™; i pushed him off good lord
Gay™; he isn't anymore
The Babadook; if you tell anyone I'll tickle you again
Gay™; now i'm scared of kennykins
Jane the killer; wait i wanna know what he did
Jane the killer; please
Gay ™; sorry but that experience was extremely traumatazing so i can't
jiggle my puffs; him being on top of you is traumatizing? wbk you've wanted him on top of you for months
The Babadook; huh
Alice the conspricay theorist; is he really that stupid all the time?
The Babadook; HEY
Alice the conspricay theorist; ig he is
The Babadook; what am i stupid about this time
Gay ™; castiel shut it
jiggle my puffs; castiel don't shut it
Gay™; Armin how could you betray me like this
Alice the conspricay theorist; nah idc alexy can tell you himself
The Babadook; uhhh
The Babadook; everyone's acting kinda strange
Alice the conspricay theorist; omfg he's an idiot
Gay™; sjksksks let's just move on
9:22 pm
Gay ™; armin came home today with a bloody nose
Gay™; you wanna explain?
jiggle my puffs; nah i'm good
Gay™; it wasn't a suggestion wth did you do
woman; armin is no longer allowed at my place
jiggle my puffs; come on it wasn't that bad
first lady lys; It definitely was that bad.
Gay™; WHAT DID YOU DO
woman; we played games and he got mad at lysander
Jane the killer; oh boy
Gay™; did you PUNCH him?!
Gay™; WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
jiggle my puffs; no, i did not
jiggle my puffs; though i would've wanted to
first lady lys; ...
woman; he started yelling about how Lysander cheated and he was like 'i'm done' and basically started running away and he accidentally slammed against the door because it was closed and his nose started bleeding and he fell over and knocked down my mom's fav vase
Alice the conspricay theorist; damn
Alice the conspricay theorist; now i kinda wish that you had punched him bc that would've been more interesting
first lady lys; Castiel, you're so sweet.
jiggle my puffs; i can still punch him tomorrow
Gay™; maybe not unless you want detention
first lady lys; What's your problem with me, Armin?
jiggle my puffs; oh you know very well what my problem is with you
Jane the killer; i think we all do
woman; i don't
Alice the conspricay theorist; that's because you're stupid
woman; ....
first lady lys; I don't, please explain it to me since I don't think that I've done anything wrong.
Gay™; oh boy
The tea is hot; <---- spill it armin
mr presodent; is there a time in this chat when people aren't fighting
Alice the conspricay theorist; no
jiggle my puffs; i'd rather punch you in the face
woman; just tell him so we can get this over with, gosh
Jane the killer; bad move, Luna, BAD MOVE
Jane the killer; i mean not a bad move for us but for you lol
first lady lys; Looking at all these messages everyone is sending, I think that your problem with me has to do with Luna. Am I correct?
woman; oh god
jiggle my puffs; wow you're not a complete idiot
jiggle my puffs; i am shook
The tea is hot; <---- please. spill. it.
first lady lys; Okay, well tell me the problem, please.
jiggle my puffs; pLeAsE
jiggle my puffs; my problem is that your in love with luna
Gay™; oof
woman; what
Alice the conspricay theorist; i mean wbk but go off i guess
first lady lys; I-
first lady lys; That's completely false.
jiggle my puffs; everyone sees how you look at her and act like she's your property
Jane the killer; I think all the guys do that oof
first lady lys; Well you're in love with her too, unless I'm wrong?
jiggle my puffs; why else would i be mad that you like her?!
jiggle my puffs deleted the previous message.
Jane the killer; oh damn
The tea is hot; everyone's getting eXPOSEDD
woman; i uhhh
The Babadook; wth guys
jiggle my puffs; sry i misspelled something
Jane the killer; sURE you did
jiggle my puffs; i'm not in love with her, don't be ridikulous
mr presodent; ...
first lady lys; It's obvious.
woman; oh god why me
jiggle my puffs; well ik that she'd choose me over you any day
first lady lys; I have my doubts...
A raging lesbian; iris bring me some of that tea
The tea is hot; omw
jiggle my puffs; atleast with me she isn't only used as a servant to find my fancy victorian notebook
Gay™ sent 1 image.
Jane the killer; omfg alexy
first lady lys; I'm just going to ignore that picture, but I hardly believe that you'd pay any attention to her, you're always playing your games.
jiggle my puffs; alexy that's a great one
jiggle my puffs; and nath come collect your man, he's lying
mr presodent; ...
jiggle my puffs; also luna means 100x more to me than my games
Gay™; this is what we call armin being romantic
first lady lys; Well Luna means a thousand times more to me than my notebook.
Alice the conspricay theorist; ...
Kim kardashian; damn you got casteil quiet
Jane the killer; this is actually really cute
jiggle my puffs; why won't we let her choose then??
woman; oh no
woman; rosa please help me
Jane the killer; sorry can't
first lady lys; If she wants to, then fine.
jiggle my puffs; Luna?
woman; ...
Violette; What the hell is wrong with you guys?!
Gay™; OOOF
jiggle my puffs; huh?!
Violette; you're clearly only thinking about yourselves and not Luna, can't you see how uncomfortable she seems?
Gay™; shishter snapped
Gay™; this is why ily violette
Jane the killer; i'm wheezing skkskskdk
jiggle my puffs; oh fuck
jiggle my puffs; Luna i'm sorry
first lady lys; Me too.
first lady lys; Luna?
Jane the killer; she went offline
jiggle my puffs; FUCK
jiggle my puffs; this is all your fault lysander
first lady lys; How-
first lady lys; I might've had a part in it but I don't think that it is ALL my fault.
first lady lys; Whatever, if you'll excuse me, I have something else to do.
Castiel ---> Lysander
Castiel; wth man
Lysander; ?
Castiel; you're IN LOVE with luna?!?
Lysander; You said that you knew...
Castiel; i was joking around WTF
Lysander; What's the problem here?
Castiel; you know how I feel about her!!!
Lysander; ...What?!
Castiel; you don't? oh shit
Castiel; well i like her and i met her before you did so you're not allowed to go after her
Lysander; You constantly treat her badly, it doesn't seem like you like her.
Castiel; WELL I DO
Castiel; this is against the bro code
Lysander; I'll forever regret making you watch How I met your mother...
Lysander; But I love her, Cas. I can't just make my feelings dissapear.
Castiel; well try
Castiel; and while you're at it get that armin boi out of the way
Armin -----> Luna
Armin; luna?
Armin; shit
Armin; i'm really sorry okay?
Armin; i can pay for that stupid vase if that will make all this better
Armin; luna?
Armin; please answer me...