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Chapter 6

Summary:

More drama, perhaps.

Notes:

The image Alexy sends is basically Lysander's face very close up with the text "Victorian intensifies"

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Wednesday, 7:43 pm

 


gucci gang

 

Gay™ changed Kentin's name to The Babadook.

Jane the killer; what-

Jane the killer; i wonder what kentin did to get that nickname

Gay™; nothing we're just watching some horror movies

Gay™; also he looks a bit like the babadook

The Babadook; HEY

Jane the killer; wait, he's still at your place?

Gay™; yeah

Gay™; btw guess what happened to him earlier

The Babadook; alexy no

Gay™; alexy yes

jiggle my puffs; alexy yes!

Gay™; hey bro wya why aren't you home yet

jiggle my puffs; i'm still at luna's

Gay ™; cool

Gay™; ANYWAYS kentin did something really embarassing

The Babadook; istg i will attack you if you say it

Gay™; i'm not scared of you

Gay™; so we were just starting to watch the first horror movie

Gay™; and thejdbenekkejdkdma

Jane the killer; uh are you okay

Gay™; hestickiftltkmeme

The tea is hot; he stick if tlt k meme?

Gay™; he's tickitkrn me helpneme

jiggle my puffs; tough luck

woman; alexy deserves it

Gay™; HEJEKENNEM

Jane the killer; wait alexy is kentin on TOP of you

Gay™; i pushed him off good lord

Gay™; he isn't anymore

The Babadook; if you tell anyone I'll tickle you again

Gay™; now i'm scared of kennykins

Jane the killer; wait i wanna know what he did

Jane the killer; please

Gay ™; sorry but that experience was extremely traumatazing so i can't

jiggle my puffs; him being on top of you is traumatizing? wbk you've wanted him on top of you for months

The Babadook; huh

Alice the conspricay theorist; is he really that stupid all the time?

The Babadook; HEY

Alice the conspricay theorist; ig he is

The Babadook; what am i stupid about this time

Gay ™; castiel shut it

jiggle my puffs; castiel don't shut it

Gay™; Armin how could you betray me like this

Alice the conspricay theorist; nah idc alexy can tell you himself

The Babadook; uhhh

The Babadook; everyone's acting kinda strange

Alice the conspricay theorist; omfg he's an idiot

Gay™; sjksksks let's just move on

 


9:22 pm

 

Gay ™; armin came home today with a bloody nose

Gay™; you wanna explain?

jiggle my puffs; nah i'm good

Gay™; it wasn't a suggestion wth did you do

woman; armin is no longer allowed at my place

jiggle my puffs; come on it wasn't that bad

first lady lys; It definitely was that bad.

Gay™; WHAT DID YOU DO

woman; we played games and he got mad at lysander

Jane the killer; oh boy

Gay™; did you PUNCH him?!

Gay™; WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

jiggle my puffs; no, i did not

jiggle my puffs; though i would've wanted to

first lady lys; ...

woman; he started yelling about how Lysander cheated and he was like 'i'm done' and basically started running away and he accidentally slammed against the door because it was closed and his nose started bleeding and he fell over and knocked down my mom's fav vase

Alice the conspricay theorist; damn

Alice the conspricay theorist; now i kinda wish that you had punched him bc that would've been more interesting

first lady lys; Castiel, you're so sweet.

jiggle my puffs; i can still punch him tomorrow

Gay™; maybe not unless you want detention

first lady lys; What's your problem with me, Armin?

jiggle my puffs; oh you know very well what my problem is with you

Jane the killer; i think we all do

woman; i don't

Alice the conspricay theorist; that's because you're stupid

woman; ....

first lady lys; I don't, please explain it to me since I don't think that I've done anything wrong.

Gay™; oh boy

The tea is hot; <---- spill it armin

mr presodent; is there a time in this chat when people aren't fighting

Alice the conspricay theorist; no

jiggle my puffs; i'd rather punch you in the face

woman; just tell him so we can get this over with, gosh

Jane the killer; bad move, Luna, BAD MOVE

Jane the killer; i mean not a bad move for us but for you lol

first lady lys; Looking at all these messages everyone is sending, I think that your problem with me has to do with Luna. Am I correct?

woman; oh god

jiggle my puffs; wow you're not a complete idiot

jiggle my puffs; i am shook

The tea is hot; <---- please. spill. it.

first lady lys; Okay, well tell me the problem, please.

jiggle my puffs; pLeAsE

jiggle my puffs; my problem is that your in love with luna

Gay™; oof

woman; what

Alice the conspricay theorist; i mean wbk but go off i guess

first lady lys; I-

first lady lys; That's completely false.

jiggle my puffs; everyone sees how you look at her and act like she's your property

Jane the killer; I think all the guys do that oof

first lady lys; Well you're in love with her too, unless I'm wrong?

jiggle my puffs; why else would i be mad that you like her?!

jiggle my puffs deleted the previous message.

Jane the killer; oh damn

The tea is hot; everyone's getting eXPOSEDD

woman; i uhhh

The Babadook; wth guys

jiggle my puffs; sry i misspelled something

Jane the killer; sURE you did

jiggle my puffs; i'm not in love with her, don't be ridikulous

mr presodent; ...

first lady lys; It's obvious.

woman; oh god why me

jiggle my puffs; well ik that she'd choose me over you any day

first lady lys; I have my doubts...

A raging lesbian; iris bring me some of that tea

The tea is hot; omw

jiggle my puffs; atleast with me she isn't only used as a servant to find my fancy victorian notebook

Gay™ sent 1 image.

Jane the killer; omfg alexy

first lady lys; I'm just going to ignore that picture, but I hardly believe that you'd pay any attention to her, you're always playing your games.

jiggle my puffs; alexy that's a great one

jiggle my puffs; and nath come collect your man, he's lying

mr presodent; ...

jiggle my puffs; also luna means 100x more to me than my games

Gay™; this is what we call armin being romantic

first lady lys; Well Luna means a thousand times more to me than my notebook.

Alice the conspricay theorist; ...

Kim kardashian; damn you got casteil quiet

Jane the killer; this is actually really cute

jiggle my puffs; why won't we let her choose then??

woman; oh no

woman; rosa please help me

Jane the killer; sorry can't

first lady lys; If she wants to, then fine.

jiggle my puffs; Luna?

woman; ...

Violette; What the hell is wrong with you guys?!

Gay™; OOOF

jiggle my puffs; huh?!

Violette; you're clearly only thinking about yourselves and not Luna, can't you see how uncomfortable she seems?

Gay™; shishter snapped

Gay™; this is why ily violette

Jane the killer; i'm wheezing skkskskdk

jiggle my puffs; oh fuck

jiggle my puffs; Luna i'm sorry

first lady lys; Me too.

first lady lys; Luna?

Jane the killer; she went offline

jiggle my puffs; FUCK

jiggle my puffs; this is all your fault lysander

first lady lys; How-

first lady lys; I might've had a part in it but I don't think that it is ALL my fault.

first lady lys; Whatever, if you'll excuse me, I have something else to do.

 

Castiel ---> Lysander


Castiel; wth man

Lysander; ?

Castiel; you're IN LOVE with luna?!?

Lysander; You said that you knew...

Castiel; i was joking around WTF

Lysander; What's the problem here?

Castiel; you know how I feel about her!!!

Lysander; ...What?!

Castiel; you don't? oh shit

Castiel; well i like her and i met her before you did so you're not allowed to go after her

Lysander; You constantly treat her badly, it doesn't seem like you like her.

Castiel; WELL I DO

Castiel; this is against the bro code

Lysander; I'll forever regret making you watch How I met your mother...

Lysander; But I love her, Cas. I can't just make my feelings dissapear.

Castiel; well try

Castiel; and while you're at it get that armin boi out of the way

 

Armin -----> Luna


Armin; luna?

Armin; shit

Armin; i'm really sorry okay?

Armin; i can pay for that stupid vase if that will make all this better

Armin; luna?

Armin; please answer me...

 

Notes:

I'm starting to notice how obnoxious all of these characters are oml i'm sorry