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Friday, 7:12 am
gucci gang
Gay ™; good morning
woman; morning alexy
Gay™; we're gonna partaayyyy todayyy
Alice the conspricay theorist; is it too late to uninvite you
Gay™; shhh wbk you love me
jiggle my puffs; oh god we have science on our first period
jiggle my puffs; kill me
jiggle my puffs; i'm paired up with amber there too
jiggle my puffs; just shoot me
mr presodent; you know what would be fun?
jiggle my puffs; ?
mr presodent added Amber to the chat.
jiggle my puffs; WHAT THE FUCK NATHANIEL
Amber; uh wtf
jiggle my puffs; WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT
Kim kardashian; WHAT THE JESUS CHRIST IS WRONG WITH YOU
Amber; wow u guys r so nice
woman; Nathaniel why
Amber; oh gosh why is loser luna here
jiggle my puffs; NATH THIS IS MY SACRED CHRISTIAN GROUPCHAT AND YOU INVITE SATAN?!?!?
mr presodent; i was right, this is fun
Gay™ sent 1 image.
(Victorian intensifies)
Gay™; Armin and Kim rn ^^^
first lady lys; ....
Alice the conspricay theorist; WTH
Alice the conspricay theorist; WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU N
The Babadook; skkskdkkd why is amber here
Amber; i'm wondering the same thing
jiggle my puffs; SOMEONE DELETE HER WTF
Jane the killer; i'm disappointed in you nathaniel
woman; same
mr presodent; as alexy likes to say: oof
Gay™; skkskskksksks
Amber changed Amber's name to Fabulous.
Kim kardashian; oh hell no
Kim kardashian changed Fabulous's name to a barbie bitch.
Kim kardashian; better
jiggle my puffs; she isn't even close to a barbie wth
Gay™; i kinda ship Armin and amber
jiggle my puffs; ?!?!?
Gay™; Nevermind
Gay™; i just remembered that armin loves luna
Gay™; but i also ship Amber and luna tho
Gay™; omg
Gay™; a poly ship
woman; what-
a barbie bitch; wtf
jiggle my puffs; Alexy go to sleep wth
a barbie bitch; idk why im here everyone here is a loser
Jane the killer; you're here too :)))
a barbie bitch; i'm an ecxpetion
Jane the killer; you did not just spell it like that
Gay™ named the chat loser gang.
Alice the conspricay theorist; i-
Alice the conspricay theorist; alexy you're no longer welcome to my party
a barbie bitch; you're having a party? whats yo address
Alice the conspricay theorist deleted a barbie bitch from the chat.
Alice the conspricay theorist; ah, much better
Gay ™; skjsjs rebel
Peggy; why am I never invited to parties...
jiggle my puffs; you can think about it when you go to sleep tonight
A raging lesbian; wow armin you're so good at burning people
jiggle my puffs; oh i know
Peggy; even lysander is better than you armin
first lady lys; Why, thank you...
jiggle my puffs; i know that you're triggered right now and don't mean that, peggy, so I'll just ignore you
woman; guys I gtg so i won't miss my bus
The Babadook; actually luna
The Babadook; i thought that maybe we could walk to school together?
woman; you live pretty far away from me, are you sure?
The Babadook; yeah, anything for you
first lady lys; ...
mr presodent; ...
jiggle my puffs; ...
Gay™; ...
Alice the conspricay theorist; ...
Alice the conspricay theorist; kiss ass
The Babadook; what did you just say?
Alice the conspricay theorist; nothing that you would understand, child
The Babadook; i'm NOT a child
Alice the conspricay theorist; sUrE
The Babadook; whatever
The Babadook; Luna i'm @ your apartment, come out
woman; already?
The Babadook; yeah i was bored
mr presodent; ... how long have you been waiting at her door?
The Babadook; i just came
The Babadook; okay maybe 15 mins
jiggle my puffs; Stalker alert
Gay™; ...
woman; okay I'm omw