Chapter 1
Summary:
alien added thefuckingsun, smolmight, and 25 others
alien: have fun yall
alien left
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
alien added thefuckingsun, smolmight and 25 others
alien: have fun yall
alien left
thefuckingsun: what the fuck
sugamom: hinata
thefuckingsun: what the heck
sugamom: ok
sugamom: what the FUCK ????
thefuckingsun: smh
blastybitch: WHAT RHE FUCK
smolmight: kaCCHAN
blastybitch: fUCK YOU DEKU
blastybitch left
yamagucchi: who ?????
smolmight: who?????
Daichi_Sawamura: Who?????
kiwishima: who?????
ROLLINGGTHUNDERR: who?????
IidaTenya: Who?????
tsukkisaurus: who tf?????
weed: smoke me
yamagucci: oh god its weed
yamagucci: im scared
electrobitch: sero u ruined the who????? chain
weed: smoke me, kaminari
thefuckingsun: kAMINARI OR WHATEVER YOUR NAME IS
thefuckingsun: TAKE IT AWAY
electrobitch: no u
sugamom: WHO THE FUCK ?????
smolmight: hi i am gay
thefuckingsun: wow what a coincidence i am gay too
smolmight: kidding
smolmight: im bi
thefuckingsun: i was also kidding
thefuckingsun: im pan
kiwishima: im gay
yamagucci: im bi 🤩
caNTSTOPTWINKLING: im aro ! ✨
smolmight: aoyama youre aro???
caNTSTOPTWINKLING: yes!!
tsukkisaurus: what is this
tsukkisaurus: a coming out party
uwuravity: yes
thefuckingsun changed the group name to coming out party, suggested by stingyshima
tsukkisaurus: fuck you
sugamom: tsukkishima
tsukkisaurus: yes, that is me
sugamom: fuck off
weed: oh shit
electrobitch: the bitch got mommed
tsukkisaurus: mommed is not a word
weed: oh shit
ashidowo: kaminari what are you going to do
smolmight: someone add kacchan back
thefuckingsun: whos kacchan
smolmight: his @ is blastybitch
thefuckingsun: oh the person that peft
thefuckingsun added blastybitch
thefuckingsun: r u kacchen
blastybitch: wtf deku
thefuckingsun: no im hinata
thefuckingsun: whos deku
thefuckingsun: wheres kageyama
thefuckingsun: toSS TO ME
kingofthemilk: no
thefuckingsun: :(
blastybitch: wtf “toss”
blastybitch: yall play baseball or some shit
sugamom: “blastybitch” how old r u
blastybitch: fifteen
sugamom: k
sugamom: hey blastybitch no swearing
blastybitch: fuck you
blastybitch left
thefuckingsun added blastybitch
thefuckingsun: no one leaves
smolmight: im
electrobitch: F
smolmight: wheres todoroki
smolmight: who are these people
smolmight: what is happening
smolmight: how is my pet fish
shoto: midoriya you dont have a pet fish
smolmight: yes i do
smolmight: his name is
smolmight: wait i dont have a pet fish
Notes:
alien joined the group chat
blastybitch: wtf
alien: okay this is rlly bad but like yolo
alien: n e ways this is like my first ao3 fic thing and yeh
alien: n e ways byealien left
blastybitch: wtf
Chapter 2
Summary:
thefuckingsun: i want a pet fosh
smolmight: i want a friend
weed: i want someone to smoke me
tsukkisaurus: i want to know who these people are
Chapter Text
thefuckingsun: pet fish
thefuckingsun: ????????
smolmight: yes
thefuckingsun: i want a pet fosh
smolmight: i want a friend
weed: i want someone to smoke me
tsukkisaurus: i want to know who these people are
yamagucci: omg tsukki
tsukkisaurus: what
yamagucci: u havent changed your @ yet
tsukkisaurus: oh shit
sugamom: TS UKK I SHIM A
yamagucci: hey mom
sugamom: omg what
yamagucci: i accidentally
yamagucci: fell down a flight of stairs
sugamom: holy shit are you okay
yamagucci: i feel down like 39 stairs
yamagucci: what do you think
tsukishimakei: yamaguchi wtf
yamagucci: come save me tsukki
smolmight: idk who u are but
smolmight: oh my all might are you okay ???
yamagucci: do not worry young one
yamagucci: im currently sobbing bc holy crap my knee hurts
yamagucci: ow.jpeg
yamagucci: iM BLOODING
sugamom: hTHAT IS A LOT OF BLOOD
sugamom: WHERE ARE GOU
yamagucci: idk
yamagucci: oh i see taukki
-
sugamom: r u alrite my child
yamagucci: no
sugamom: wtf r u lying
yamagucci: lmao ye
yamagucci: aw.jpeg
yamagucci: tsukki is hellping me uwu
blastybitch left
smolmight added blastybitch
blastybitch left
thefuckingsun added blastybitch
blastybitch left
thefuckingsun: no one leaves
thefuckingsun: oh
thefuckingsun added blastybitch
blastybitch: fuck you
thefuckingaun: fuck me ;)))
blastybitch: what the fuck
thefuckingsun: ;)))
( chat between thefuckingsun and smolmight
thefuckingsun: hey u know blastybitch
thefuckingsun: whats his name
thefuckingsun: is it kacchan or sumn
smolmight: i call him kacchan, his name is bakugo katsuki
smolmight: saying his name instead of kacchan is weird what the heck
thefuckingsun: thanks,,,,,,,
thefuckingsun: wait whats your name
smolmight: its midoriya izuku
thefuckingsun: ty midoriya uwu )
blastybitch: what the fuck
thefuckingsun: hey bakugo katsuki
blastybitch: no
thefuckingsun: ;)))))))))
sugamom: hinata wtf
kingofthemilk: hinata wtf
thefuckingsun: oh hey kaeyama
kingofthemilk: its like
kingofthemilk: 1am what r u doing
yamagucci: wht
yamagucci: its one
yamagucci: i thoulgh it was like five pm
Daichi_Sawamura: why are you guys awake?
Daichi_Sawamura: Also, Yamaguchi are you okay?
yamagucci: ye lmaoooo
Daichi_Sawamura: Are you sure?
yamagucci: yeah im like
yamagucci: stay @ tsukkis bc he doesnt want me to leave
electrobitch: thats gay
electrobitch: u know what else is gay
sugamom: what
electrobitch: my very gay relationship with eijiro and katsuki
electrobitch: im kidding im only dating eijiro :(((((((((((
kiwishima: :(((((((((
azumane: turn that frown upside down!!
kiwishima: ))))))):::
electrobitch: ))))))):
azumane: ok listen-
smolmight: oh no
smolmight: my pet fish is dead
shoto: midoriya, you dont have a pet fish
smolmight: i know, because he died :(
Chapter Text
momowo: ummm
momowo: what is this?
momowo: also midoriya, you never had a pet fish.
smolmight: i know bc he died :(
smolmight: r. i. p.
john
when i got him - when he died
u will be missed :(
shoto: omg midoriya, yOU N E V E R HAD A PET FISH
thefuckingsun: we will now pray :(
thefuckingsun: we all will miss john.
shoto: i dont miss john
thefuckingsun: except shoto, he will not miss john.
momowo: i ? dont ? miss ? john ?
thefuckingsun: momowo also will not miss john.
azumane: i dont miss john????????
thefuckingsun: asahi doesnt miss john.
ennoSHIT: i dont miss john.
thefuckingsun: ennoshita doesnt miss john.
tsukishimakei: i dont miss john.
thefuckingsun: guys stop
thefuckingsun: we A L L miss john
darkshadowbitch: who tf is john
smolmight: wth
smolmight: tokoyamo
letmesleep: im here too
smolmight: wth
smolmight: shniso
smolmight: u r not in class 1-a
letmesleep: haha
letmesleep: i know
letmesleep: im just here for some reason
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kingofthemilk: boycun im gauy
thefuckingsun: wut
kingofthemilk: ily
thefuckingsun: oh
smolmight: oh man r yall dating or sumn
kingofthemilk: yes
smolmight: oh ok wow
thefuckingsun: lmao wtf kageyama we arent dating ?????
kingofthemilk: dumbads yes we art
electrobitch: thats gay
electrobitch: u know what else is gay
electrobitch: bakugo
blastybitch: no u
blastybitch: bitch
kingofthemilk: what thw fuck art u
kingofthemilk: yall r
kingofthemilk: wrirded
sugamom: kageyama are you okay
kingofthemilk: yed
kingofthemilk: soy homosexual
thefuckingsun: same
smolmight: same
electrobitch: same
weed: same
kiwishima: same
BESTSENPAI: same
momowo: same
ennoSHIT: same
letmesleep: same
sugamom: same
Daichi_Sawamura: We all are.
kingofthemilk: detener
kingofthemilk: estoy cansado
kiwishima: what the fUck are u saying
smolmight: amo a mi pez mascota
Notes:
alien joined the group chat
Daichi_Sawamura: Wtf
alien: lmao idk
alien: i used google translate for the ya know
alien: so like uh sorry if its wrong or whatever :0alien left
Daichi_Sawamura: Wtf
Chapter Text
smolmight: hey guys
smolmight: john isnt dead :00000
thefuckingsun: :00000
smolmight: kidding hes dead
thefuckingsun: :(((((
Daichi_Sawamura: Hinata.
thefuckingsun: hi dad
smolmight: wtf hes ur dad-
Daichi_Sawamura: Aren’t you in class?
thefuckingsun: uhhhhhhhh
thefuckingsun: gotta blast
weed: did i see the word blast
Daichi_Sawamura: Uh, what.
weed: ew
weed: correct spelling
Daichi_Sawamura: “Ew”?
Daichi_Sawamura: Excuse me, young man. Correct spelling is
Daichi_Sawamura: skshskslepapHmxdnrbrosubwm skshmd
weed: what
smolmight: HES UR DAD ??!,?!!’
—
smolmight: now that i think about it
smolmight: someone called @/sugamom ‘mom’
smolmight: their @ has the word ‘mom’ in it too
smolmight: hmmmmmnnmmm
kingofthemilk: CIRCLETIIINNNNNNNENENEEEE
thefuckingsun: CIRCLETINNNENNENENENNEBEBENE
thefuckingsun: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
sugamom: gET THE MILK AND VINEGRRUR
kingofthemilk: *fUCKING GETS MILK*
thefuckingsun: *gETS THE FUCKIGN VINEKAHR*
IidaTenya: What is happening here?
sugamom: cIRRRRRCCLLLLLLELEEETINNNNNNNNNNNNNENENENNEENENENEEEEEEE
IidaTenya: Oh.
IidaTenya: I’m gonna, uh, go...
sugamom: mIX EM TOGETHER KIDSS
kingofthemilk: *fuCKKKINGF MIXESS*
thefuckingsun: *MIXXESSSD BITCHAL*
sugamom: ITS REady.
sugamom: :)
sugamom: go tell grandpa ;)
thefuckingsun: owo
kingofthemilk: owo
thefuckingsun added keishinukai
keishinukai: What
thefuckingsun: owo
kingofthemilk: owo
keishinukai: What
thefuckingsun: owo
kingofthemilk: owo
keishinukai: I’m scared
sugamom: you shoulsnt be scatred
sugamom: its only
thefuckingsun: CIRCLETIMNENNENENENNEVENSLHksie
kingofthemilk: CIRRRCLLLEEPLETINNNENENNWNWN
keishinukai: oHHH GOD AHHHHHHHH
keishinukai left
suagmom: it was a success kids
thefuckingsun: circletine
kingofthemilk: circletine
smolmight: hey why wasnt i apart of circletine
sugamom: sorry son
sugamom: but circletine
snolmight: aw :(
thefuckingsun: circletine
kingofthemilk: circletine
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uwuravity: circletine?
thefuckingsun: circletine.
kingofthemilk: hey dumbass
thefuckingsun: hi
kingofthemilk: u werent @ practice today >:[
thefuckingsun: lmao
thefuckingsun: i know
thefuckingsun: i almost died
thefuckingsun: i heard it was going to rain and i have to bike very far ya know? i told suga tho
smolmight: wait ‘practice’?
thefuckingsun: lmao we play volleyball
smolmight: oHHHH
smolmight: uh
smolmight: so why do u call ‘sugamom’ mom and ‘daichi_sawamura’ dad
smolmight: are they like the oldest ones on the team or skmerhing
thefuckingsun: ye s
yamagucci: circleTTIJNNENEBEN
sugamom: u were late yamaguchi
yamagucci: CICRCLELERINE E ENE
yamagucci: y wasnt i invited to corcletine :((((
smolmight: my pet fish is haunting me
smolmight: john says he wants to murder me DDDD:
blastybitch: YOU DONT HAVE A FUCKING FISH YOU FUCK
smolmight: john says he doesnt like kacchan
blastybitch: YOU FUCKING
blastybitch: WHAT THE FUCK IS A A JOHN
smolmight: my oet fishu
Chapter 5
Summary:
smolmight added ALLMIGHT and aizawas
aizawas left
smolmight added aizawas
aizawas left
smolmight: :(
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
smolmight: WA IT
smolmight: iS @keishinukai YALLS GRANDPA OR SUMN
smolmight: YALL ARE TOTAL MYSTERIES
smolmight: JOHN IS CONFUSED
thefuckingsun: hE IS OUR COAHS
thefuckingsun: cALM DOWN MIODRIYA
smolmight: wait u know my name
smolmight: oH WAIT I TOLD YOU WHOOPS LOL I FORGOT
smolmight: whos wants to do circletine pt2 with me
electrobitch: bITCH ME
smolmight: ok iida
IidaTenya: Hello,
smolmight: u know what circletine is right
IidaTenya: Kinda, yeah,,,,,,,,
smolmight: ok
sugamom: yOU GUYS ARENT TO SUPPOSED TO PLAN IT
smolmight: ssshhhhh shhhh
smolmight: its alrite
smolmight: tbh i just wanna add all might or aizawa in here
sugamom: who r they
smolmight: my dad and my teacher
sugamom: y- your dad
smolmight: yes
smolmight added ALLMIGHT and aizawas
aizawas left
smolmight added aizawas
aizawas left
smolmight: :(
ALLMIGHT: DO NOT BE SAD YOUNG MIDORIYA
ALLMIGHT: I AM HERE
smolmight: :DDD
smolmight: HI ALL MIGHT
smolmight: DID U FORGET HOW TO TURN CAPS LOCK OFF AGAIN?? :DD
ALLMIGHT: NO I DID NOT
ALLMIGHT: PROBABLY
smolmight: HAHA THATS ALRITE UWU
ALLMIGHT: WHATS “UWU”?
smolmight: IDK HOW TO EXPLAIN IT
thefuckingsun: wtf the fuck
ALLMIGHT: THATS ALRIGHT YOUNG MIDORIYA
thefuckingsun: wtf the fuck
ALLMIGHT: WHY HELLO YOUNG ONE
thefuckingsun: uh
thefuckingsun: me ?
ALLMIGHT: YES
thefuckingsun: HI
thefuckingsun: HELLO
ALLMIGHT: WHAT IS YOUR NAME?
thefuckingsun: HINATA SHOYO, S-SIR?
ALLMIGHT: HELLO YOUNG HINATA
thefuckingsun: H-HELLO ???
sugamom added keishinukai and takedaAHHH
keishinukai left
takedaAHHH: Um.
smolmight added aizawas
thefuckingsun added keishinukai
smolmight: uwu
thefuckingsun: uwu
keishinukai: no.
thefuckingsun: uwu
keishinukai left
aizawas left
thefuckingsun: :(((
smolmight: mr,,,, aizawa,,,, doesnt like me :((((
smolmight named the group chat sad party:(((
smolmight: As hero Deku once said, “be gay or be sad, unless you wanna be both, then be both.” which makes no sense whatsoever, it’s a very powerful saying.
smolmight: Once I said that in my mind while walking and I saw this very cute boy. He smiled at me, and what I saw was the sun, so bright and powerful. RT and you might see a beautiful boy smiling brightly just like the sun.
smolmight: (the cute boy was kirishima eijiro)
thefuckingsun: im,,, crying,,, that was so beautiful,,,, RT
thefuckingsun: i have no idea who kirishima eijiro is tho
smolmight: i am: also crying
smolmight: kirishima ejiro is literally the sun
kingofthemilk: hinata is a sun tho
thefuckingsun: omg kageyama hi i missed u
electrobitch: thats gay
electrobitch: u know what else is gay
electrobitch: midoriya
electrobitch: midoriya step away from my man
smolmight: fuck u
smolmight: kdding im so sorry i swearedede @ u
thefuckingsun: kageyama
thefuckingsun: :0
kingofthemilk: kageyama
kingofthemilk: :0
electrobitch: its alrite
electrobitch: but stay away from my man
thefuckingsun: ur not supposed to say ur own name
smolmight: fuck u
smolmight: im not sorry this time ;)
kingofthemilk: ur not supposed to say ur own name
electrobitch: fuck u 2
kiwishima: denki that isnt nice
thefuckingsun: mom lageyama is being mean
electrobitch: mIDORIYA WAS THE ONE WHO AAID IT FIRST EIEJIRO
kingofthemilk: mom lageyama is being mean
kiwishima: but midoriya is pure and he said sorry the first time
thefuckingsun: i love you hinata
electrobitch: thats ga
electrobitch: wait
kingofthemilk: i hate you dumbass
electrobitch: nvm it isnt gay
electrobitch: aNYWAY EJIRO
smolmight: what is happening im crying
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azumane: w
azumane: what
azumane: where is everyone
azumane: it has been dead for a day
azumane: am i alone
BESTSENPAI: yes
azumane: :(
BESTSENPAI named the group chat asahi is alnoe
azumane: alone*
azumane: :(
———
tsukishimakei: do you ever think about your whole existence.
tsukishimakei: why do i exist.
tsukishimakei: why? just why.
yamagucci: tsukki r u ok
tsukishimakei: no.
yamagucci: tSUkkI
tsukishimakei: bye. please do not add me back. ever.
tsukishimakei left
yamagucci: :(
yamagucci: im sad now :(
sugamom: yama u should dm him :((
sugamom: u know, to check if he is ok
yamagucci: yeah but what if im the reason hes sad :((
yamagucci: he probably thinks im annoying and stuff
sugamom: you arent annoying
yamagucci: mom lying is bad >:((
sugamom: im not lying tho >:(
momowo: (*sweats*)
momowo: (should i be seeing this conversation)
kyowoka: (did u just write “*sweats*”)
momowo: (yes i did)
yamagucci: omg
yamagucci: sorry if i bothered any of u guys im so annoying im so sorry
(( chat between yamagucci and sugamom
yamagucci: suuUuUga
sugamom: u arent annoying
yamagucci: yes i am
yamagucci: but
sugamom: (u arent)
yamagucci: idk how to dm tsukki :((
yamagucci: he has been in a bad mood since the chat with the strangers got created :((
yamagucci: :((
sugamom: tbh he hasnt been joking around @ practice + he isnt trying while playing
yamagucci: (he never rlly tries tho)
sugamom: (shhh i know)
sugamom: just wait a few hours anf check on him¿????
yamagucci: h ok ))
ALLMIGHT: AND THAT IS HOW YOU BRING YOUR PET FISH BACK ALIVE!
smolmight: WOW THANK U ALL MIGHT :DDD
smolmight: I DIDNT KNOW I COULD DO THAT BUT THANK YOU :DDD
takedaAHHH: It’s actually impossible,
smolmight: A ND HOW DO U KNOW THAT, H U H ??
takedaAHHH: I am a teacher.
smolmight: oh
smolmight: wELL ALL MIGHTS A TEACHER TOO
ALLMIGHT: THAT IS RIGHT!
takedaAHHH: It is impossible to bring a dead creature back to life again.
takedaAHHH: Bye.
takedaAHHH left
thefuckingsun: :(
smolmight: omg im so sorry bls dony be saf
thefuckingsun kicked ALLMIGHT from the group chat
smolmight: smh
smolmight: im not sorry anymore
thefuckingsun: paYBACK BIT C H
smolmight: :(((
thefuckingsun: jk im sorry
smolmight: :)))
———
blastybitch: hey bitches
smolmight: wtf kacchan
blastybitch: wtf deku
blastubitch: why the fuck are you always online
smolmight: bc i have no friends :(((
blastybitch: haha sucks to be you
smolmight: but u have no friends too ??
blastybitch: bitch
smolmight: + everyone thinks ur scary
blastybitch: SHUT THE FUCK UP
blastybitch: ITD BECAUSE IM GOING TO BECOME THE NUMBER ONE HERO
smolmight: thats what u think
smolmight: u need to be able to save people and be able to work together with other people
blastybitch: IM GONNA FUCKINGMHMG
smolmight: whoops he is gonna beat my ass up
thefuckingsun: bITCH R UN
smolmight: IM ALREADY FUCKMGHING RUNNJNNG
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azumane: am i alone again
azumane: :(
azumane: :0
azumane: :3
azumane: :)
azumane: :o
azumane: :l
azumane: :3c
azumane: x3
azumane: xD
ROLLINGTHUNDERR: asahi is a furry
BESTSENPAI: i agree
azumane: w
azumane: wahts a furry
BESTSENPAI: u
azumane: okay???
azumane: i have no idea what a furry is though
———
smolmight: o no
smolmight: my pet fish
smolmight: my pet fish :0
shoto: midoriya
shoto: you have no fucking pet fish
smolmight: yes i do
shoto: and where the fuck is it
smolmight: he died
shoto: where are the receipts
smolmight: hmmmmmmm
smolmight: idk
shoto: im gonna fucking
shoto left
smolmight: todoroki snapped
smolmight: holy shit
smolmight: hE FUCKING BLOCKED ME
thefuckingsun: F
Notes:
alien joined
thefuckingsun: oh hello
alien: wow hello
alien: tbh i forgot this existed and yeah
alien: but like i have a chapter :0 and i started weoting another one :0
alien: HoORAY
alien: n e ways follow @izukuwu_ on twitter, its me uwu
alien: bye uwualien left
thefuckingsun: :(
Chapter 6
Summary:
thefuckingsun: kageyama be like ; uwu h- hewwo h- hinyata-chan uwuwuwu i- im kagenyama owo !! and vowwybawll is the bwest !!
kingofthemilk: no
kingofthemilk: hinata be like ; uwu hewwo !!! im hinyata !!!! uwu !! i wike to pway volleyball uwu !!!
thefuckingsun: tru
Chapter Text
blastybitch left
smolmight left
RROLLINGTHUNDERR: who?????
sugamom: noya wtf
sugamom: u have been dead
sugamom: ur aleays the one in group chat annoying everyone
sugamom: tanaka too
ROLLINGTHUNDERR: o hi mom
ROLLINGTHUNDERR: and i broke my phone and i got a new one yesterday
sugamom: wtf how did u brake it
ROLLINGTHUNDERR: idk it just broke
sugamom: w- what
———
thefuckingsun: o no
thefuckingsun: where did midoriya go
kingofthemilk: whos midoriya
thefuckingsun: @ smolmight
thefuckingsun: he gone :((((((((
thefuckingsun added smolmight
thefuckingsun: he back :)))
smolmight: aizawa made me leave bc i keep using my phone :((((
thefuckingsun: rip in peace
smolmight: also
smolmight: wtf is ur name
smolmight: ive just been calling u sunshine bc u look like the sun
thefuckingsun: wait i haveny told u
smolmight: yeah when i told u my name i thot u would tell me urs
smolmight: and u didnt and thats rude
thefuckingsun: okokokookk sorry
thefuckingsun: my name is hinata shoyo:,,,)))
smolmight: hello hinata shoyo:,,,)))
thefuckingsun: hi:,,,)))
kingofthemilk: wtf the fuck
thefuckingsun: :0000000 its kageyama
kingofthemilk: :0000000 its kageyama
thefuckingsun: smh cant i have a real conversation wit u
kingofthemilk: smh can’t i have a real conversation wit u
smolmight: :000000
thefuckingsun: kagemyama doesnt like me :((((((
thefuckingsun: kagenyama
thefuckingsun: kageyama be like ; uwu h- hewwo h- hinyata-chan uwuwuwu i- im kagenyama owo !! and vowwybawll is the bwest !!
kingofthemilk: no
kingofthemilk: hinata be like ; uwu hewwo !!! im hinyata !!!! uwu !! i wike to pway volleyball uwu !!!
thefuckingsun: tru
smolmight: :000
———
thefuckingsun chagned the name to very sad partyDDD::
thefuckingsun: im sad
kingofthemilk: so what
thefuckingsun: s a d
kingofthemilk: so w h a t
thefuckingsun: hinata shoyo is s a d
kingofthemilk: well kageyama tobio doesnt c a r e
thefuckingsun: :((
smolmight: y r u sad
kingofthemilk: yru
smolmight: shhh
thefuckingsun: bc :(((
thefuckingsun: i had to skip practice today and then while i was riding back home i was so sad that i dodnt go to practice that i fell down a hill
smolmight: holy crap r u alrite
thefuckingsun: lmao yeah
thefuckingsun: i got a few cuts and beuises but im alirte
kingofthemilk: thats so dumb wtf
thefuckingsun: kageyama pls
thefuckingsun: i know
kingofthemilk: theres always tomorrows practice so
thefuckingsun: i know but like volleyball is life
———
yamagucci added tsukishimakei
yamagucci: guys guess what
smolmight: what
smolmight: im gay?
yamagucci: ur gay
yamagucci: h
yamagucci: u rlly did do that huh
smolmight: ;)
smolmight: n e ways u look like me
smolmight: ur hair is a little darker tho
smolmight: and my hair is messier
yamagucci: idk what u look like tho
yamagucci: ur icon is literally just a picture of broccoli
yamagucci: + it looks like u got it off of google images
smolmight: shhhhhhhhHhHhHhHHh
smolmight: people always say i look like broccoli so yolo i changed my icon
smolmight added shoto and blastybitch
yamagucci: b- but why broccoli
yamagucci: idk what u look like but
yamagucci: why not a tree or sumn
smolmight: tbh idk
smolmight: once kaminari made my hair into a christmas tree
yamagucci: a c hri s tmas tree ?????
yamagucci: h o w ????????
smolmight: he just asked a for a picture of me and i was like uh okay then he just photoshopped my hair to look bigger and he put ornaments and lights on it
yamagucci: i nE ED RECEIPTS OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN
smolmight: dekuthehalls.jpg
yamagucci: h
yamagucci: u look cute
yamagucci: uR HAIR THO HAGHKAKAHSKS K
smolmight: my hair is beautiful thank you very much
yamagucci: DKAHWLSJSKHAH IT IS ITS AMAZING OHMY DOG
———
thefuckingsun: tbh yamaguchi and midoriya do look alike
thefuckingsun: but yamaguchi is literally 5’10
thefuckingsun: idk how tall midoriya is but it seems like he could be like 5’4-5’6
thefuckingsun: aND THEY ACT ALIKE TOO
thefuckingsun: im like 5’4 idk i forgot BUT IF MIDORIYA IS TALLER THAN ME THEN IM GONNA YEET MYSELF OFF A ROOf
———
Daichi_Sawamura: What is this
sugamom: daichi wtf this was made like a week or two
sugamom: ago ??
Daichi_Sawamura: I never check my phone, so,
sugamom: u checked ur phone like five million times today
Daichi_Sawamura: Thats because I got added to a group chat with other captains in it
Daichi_Sawamura: And they’re really annoying
thefuckingsun: can i add yachi and kiyoko into here
sugamom: i bet its just kuroo and bokuto being dumb
sugamom: oh hI hinata
thefuckingsun: hi mom
thefuckingsun added yagay and KiyokoS
yagay: hello very sad partyersDDD::
thefuckingsun: hi
Daichi_Sawamura: Why is the group chat name called “Very sad partyDDD::”
thefuckingsun: bc were having a very sad party :((
electrobitch: can i join
thefuckingsun: yes
yagay: who?????
electrobitch: nice username
yagay: ty but
yagay: who?????
weed: mood
yagay: WHO????? ARE THEY AND WHY ARE THEY CALLED WEED
ashidowo: yall are scaring them
yagay: W H O?????
kiwishima: minas r IGHT
yagay: PlS,,? WH O ??????
smolmight: hinata add kacchan back :0
thefuckingsun: mkay
yagay: w- whos kacchan ??????
thefuckingsun added blastybitch
yagay: pls im so confused
———
yagay: ok so
yagay: im still very confused
yagay: but why wasnt i added to this chat earlier
yagay: im offended
tsukishimakei: be offended
yagay: rude
smolmight: there s another person here :0 ?
yagay: coonfused
smolmight: john is also confused
smolmight: john also thinks that we should all introduce iurselves
yagay: who tf is john
smolmight: my dead gay fish
smolmight: i love my dead gay fish
yagay: did u just
yagay: did u just steal that from heathers but chaged son to fish
smolmight: im not sure did i
yagay: yes, yes u did
———
smolmight: hi my name is midoriya izuku, my birthday is july fifteen and im bisexual
thefuckingsun: hello midoriya my name is hinata shoyo, my birthday is june twenty one and im pansexual
thefuckingsun: nice to meet you
smolmight: nice to meet you too, hinata
thefuckingsun: (what are we doing we literally did this when we first dmed eachother)
smolmight: (im not sure i just wanted to introduce myself)
yagay: hi!! my name is yachi hitoka and im pansexual! nice to meet you!
smolmight: nice to meet you, too, yachi!
smolmight: (why is no one else introducing themselves)
weed: hi im sero hanta and i use they/them pronouns and weed
thefuckingsun: hewwo sero !!
weed: weed
thefuckingsun: weed indeed
sugamom: helloo im sugawara koushi and u guys can call me suga uwu
smolmight: hI suga
sugamom: hEllo
electrobitch: HELLO IM KAMINARI DENKI AND IM BISEXUAL AND A
yagay: HELLO KAMINARI
electrobitch: HEYY
RROLLINGTHUNDERR: HIII IM NISHINOYA YUU AND IM FIVE YEARS OLD
BESTSENPAI: HEEYYYJEJNEL IM TANAKA RYUUNOSUKE AND IM ALSO FIVE YEARS OLD
weed: HELLO TANAKA AND NISHINOYA, I AM ALSO FIVE YEARS OLD
electrobitch: OH SHIT IM FIVE YEARS OLD TOO
thefuckingsun: ARENT WE ALL FIVE YEARS OLD
smolmight: I AGREE
yagay: SUGAWARA ISNT FIVE YEARS OLD THO
yagay: HES SIX YEARS OLD
sugamom: why am i just one year older
———
yamagucci: is late but herro im yamaguchi tadashi an d im not sure what else to say
yamagucci: except that iM SUPER BAD AT REPLYING EARLY
tsukishimakei: then why do you always reply early when talking to me?
yamagucci: because youre tsukki
yamagucci: and when i dont reply early ur like “hey, answer me”, “yamaguchi, hello?” and rarely like “HELLO B I T C H I WAS TALKING TO YOU”
yamagucci: like wow tsukki calm down
tsukishimakei: do not go and expose me like that, bitch
yamagucci: well if you didnt ask obviously i wouldnt have, dumbass
tsukishimakei: dumbass? excuse you i am not kageyama
yamagucci: maybe you are, since youre such a idiot
thefuckingsun: (i have never seen yamaguchi like this someone help im dying)
tsukishimakei: me? an idiot? please, im way smarter than you
yamagucci: are you sure about that? yesterday at lunch i literally saw you bump into a wall yesterday
tsukishimakei: holy shit
yamagucci: i also heard you say sorry to the wall,,
tsukishimakei: oh my god okay you won
thefuckingsun: SLAHGSKSHAHAH TSUKISHIMA BUMPED INTO A WALL SORRY IM CRYIMG
yamagucci: theres another part
tsukishimakei: suhut uphsm
thefuckingsun: YAMAGUCI PLEASE DKS TELLLSKGANSK
yamgucci: sorry hinata but tsukki might be pissed at me tomorrow
thefuckingsun: aw
tsukishimakei: im already pissed
smolmight: i sometimes bump into walls and say sorry to them
weed: hes like “whoops im so sorry wall-san”
smolmight: shut up sero
weed: whoopsies
———
electrobitch: i dare yall to name ur most favorite thing ever
thefuckingsun: volleyball
kingofthemilk: Volleyball
electrobitch: thats-
weed: weed
tsukishimakei: dinosaurs
yamagucci: space
uwuravity: dinosaurs in space ?
uwuravity: wAIT NO WAIT-
electrobitch: dinosaurs in space is good
ashidowo: minecraft
electrobitch: same
kiwishima: kaminari denki
electrobitch: cmon bro thats gay
kiwishima: lol whoops no homo
sugamom: my friends
electrobitch: thats wholesome
Daichi_Sawamura: It’s 1am
electrobitch: indeed it is
Daichi_Sawamura: You guys should be sleeping
sugamom: why arent u sleeping daichi
smolmight: yeah ‘daichi’ why arent u sleeping 🤔
Daichi_Sawamura: My phone keeps vibrating
electrobitch: turn it on silent problem solved
Daichi_Sawamura: Suga told me not to put it on silent anymore
sugamom: so its my fault now huh
smolmight: so its their fault now huh
sugamom: (midoriya ily but pls stop)
smolmight: (no)
shoto: yall want airpods
smolmight: todoroki
electrobitch: todoroki
shoto: just bought twenty with my dads credit card
smolmight: TODOROKI
sugamom: oh shit hit me up
shoto: im not sure what that means but you can dm me if u want a pair
———
shoto: yall want airpods
shoto: i got five pairs left
thefuckingsun: i want airpods
shoto: idk who you are but okay dm me
thefuckingsun: BITCH Y E S
———
shoto: i have four now
shoto: who else wants some
yamagucci: can u give me 2 pairs
shoto: sure dm me
yamagucci: THANK YOU
———
shoto: i have two
shoto: im not sure if i want them
smolmight: i
smolmight: why did u buy airpods then
shoto: idk i just wanted to use my dads money on something dumb
smolmight: TODOROKI IM
smolmight: but uraraka said she wants a pair
shoto: ill give them to her when you guys come back
———
blastybitch: what the fuck happened here
shoto: smells like broke in here
blastybitch: we’re you the one that gave everyone airpods
shoto: maybe
blastybitch: bitch i
shoto: yall hear sumn
smolmight: john says stan todoroki
Chapter 7
Summary:
thefuckingsun added kenken
thefuckingsun: this is my cat
smolmight: who?????
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
smolmight: so whats gonna happen on this fine day
thefuckingsun: will i break the rules if i add another person on here
smolmight: hmmmm probably
smolmight: break the rules anyway
thefuckingsun: okay
thefuckingsun added kenken
thefuckingsun: this is my cat
smolmight: who?????
smolmight: what
smolmight: theyre a person tho
kenken: shoyo why do you always do this
thefuckingsun: im not sure what ur talking about kenma
smolmight: (hinata wtf theyre so pretty)
thefuckingsun: (he is so pretty)
kenken: can i leave
thefuckingsun: NO
smolmight: F
kenken: why
thefuckingsun: bc ur my best friend :))))
kenken left
thefuckingsun: im sad
thefuckingsun added kenken
thefuckingsun: im not sad
smolmight changed the group name to happy party:DDDD
smolmight: hooray
kenken: shoyo
kenken: whos this
smolmight: hi im midoriya izuku
kenken: oh...
thefuckingsun: hes midoriya
thefuckingsun: oh
smolmight: izuku, interrupting since when i was added in this chat
kenken: oh
smolmight: sorry did i make you uncomfortable uh sorry
kenken: no its ok
(chat between kenken and thefuckingsun
kenken: BI T C H THEY TOLD ME IM PRETTY IM
thefuckingsun: KENMA
thefuckingsun: SKSSKFHDKD
kenken: NO ONE EVE CALLS ME PRETTY
kenken: EXCEPT YOU AND KUROO BUT YOU GUYS DONT MATTER
kenken: SHOYO FUCKINGMS )
smolmight: d- did i make them uncomfortable
smolmight: sorrrrry
smolmight: imm
smolmight: sorry @ kenken
smolmight: kenma if thats ur name
smolmight: why do pretty people dont like me :(
blastybitch: because youre a deku
smolmight: kACCHAN
smolmight: like kacchan hes pretty and he doesnt like me :(
thefuckingsun: dw midoriya kenmas just gay panicking
blastybitch: IM
kenken: SHOYO IM
thefuckingsun: midoriya should we run
smolmight: yes
blastybitch: BITCH
kenken: im gonna
(chat between kenken and thefuckingsun
kenken: im gonna murder you)
(chat between blastybitch and smolmight
blastybitch: im gonna kill you)
(chat between thefuckingsun and smolmight
thefuckingsun: midoriya im scared
smolmight: kacchans gonna kill me
thefuckingsun: omg kenma just sent a message saying hes gonna murder me
thefuckingsun: we better hide
smolmight: we have to hide
smolmight: but kacchans just flustered bc i called him pretty
thefuckingsun: kenma was screaming at me bc you called him pretty
smolmight: 🤔
smolmight: i think everyones pretty
smolmight: ur pretty too hinata
smolmight: no homo tho
thefuckingsun: ur pretty too midoriya
thefuckingsun: obviously no homo)
———
sugamom: so kozume from nekoma is here now too huh
sugamom: welcome to the party
smolmight: 🎉
sugamom: isnt it ur bedtime 🤔
smolmight: i have no bedtime B)
uwuravity: deku ur supposed to be sleeping
smolmight: uraraka ur supposed to be sleeping too
sugamom: how about you both sleep
smolmight: hmmmmm
smolmight: no
uwuravity: no thanks
sugamom: i-
smolmight: why arent you sleeping suga 🤔
sugamom: im studying
smolmight: oh
uwuravity: WELL IM STUDYING TOO
smolmight: MET OO
sugamom: well then what are you studying
uwuravity: YEAH DEKU WHAT ARE U STUDYING
smolmight: IM STUDYING ALL MIGHT
smolmight: WHAT ARE YOU STUDYING URARAKA
uwuravity: UHH
uwuravity: UHHHHHHHHH
sugamom: ok midoriya is studying but what are u studying @ uwuravity
uwuravity: my name is uraraka
uwuravity: and im studying uuuhhhh
uwuravity: goodnight
smolmight: SKSHSKFJDB
smolmight: URARAKA
sugamom: goodnight if ur actually gonna sleep
smolmight: (shes not)
Daichi_Sawamura: It’s 3am
smolmight: indeed it is
Daichi_Sawamura: I have no idea who you are but you should be sleeping
sugamom: excuse you daichi hes my son
smolmight: YEAH
Daichi_Sawamura: You call everyone your son
sugamom: thats because they are
smolmight: YEAH
yagay: (its 3am guys sleep)
Daichi_Sawamura: See Yachi agrees
sugamom: midoriya should sleep
smolmight: YEAH
smolmight: WAIT NO
uwuravity: can i be ur son too
sugamom: I KNEW IT U WERENT GONNA SLEEP
sugamom: but ok ur my son now
uwuravity: ok im gonna go sleep now
Daichi_Sawamura: All of you should sleep
———
kenken left
thefuckingsun: RUDE
thefuckingsun: im gonna add someone else then >:c
kingofthemilk: how about not adding anyone
thefuckingsun: im gonna add someone and no one can stop me
thefuckingsun added brokuto
smolmight: who?????
kingofthemilk: who?????
thefuckingsun: hi
kingofthemilk: i
brokuto: HELLO
thefuckingsun: HI BOKUTO
brokuto: HI HINATA
brokuto: WHAT IS THIS
smolmight: :o
brokuto: WHO IS THIS
smolmight: IM MIDORIYA IZUKU
thefuckingsun: HES MIDORIYA
thefuckingsun: i
smolmight: :3c
brokuto: HELLO MIDORIYA IM BOKUTO KOUTARO
smolmight: HIII BOKUTO
brokuto: SO WHAT IS THIS
kingofthemilk: i lost my turtle
thefuckingsun: you have a turtle??????
kingofthemilk: NO BECASUE I LOST HER
kingofthemilk: IM GONNA GO CRAZY
smolmight: OH NO WHERE DID U SEE HER LAST
kingofthemilk: SHUT UP
smolmight: WOW THATS RUDE
kingofthemilk: I WAS GETTING STRAWBERRIES BECAUSE SHE LOVES THEM BUT I ACAKSJSBRKTIDBF
brokuto: OH NO DID YOU ASK YOUR PARENTS IF THEY SAW HER
thefuckingsun: WHAT IF KAGEYMAS JUST DUMB AND SHE WAS JUST RIGHT INFRONT OF HIM THIS WHOLE TIME
smolmight: IlL STRAT DHING AND I DONT EVEN KNOW @ KINGOFHEMILK
kingofthemilk: FUCK SHE WAS JUST HIDING IN MY SOCK
thefuckingsun: i- in uR S O C K ???????
kingofthemilk: SHUT UP A EMPTY SOCK ON MY DESK
smolmight: AKSSKDKR
smolmight: SORRY I CANT I N U R S O C K ?????
smolmight: SORRY IM CRYONG
thefuckingsun: AHAKSJAHSJS IM GONNA
kingofthemilk: shesinasock.jpg
smolmight: AWWWWW I LOVE
thefuckingsun: SHES SO SMOL SORRY IM CRYING
smolmight: also what kind of sock is THAT
thefuckingsun: balloon socks ITS SO CUTE PLS
kingofthemilk: SHUT UP I LIKE SOCKS THAT LOOK COOL
yamagucci: whats uo my dudes
yamagucci: also kageyama ur turtle is so cute pls
kingofthemilk: her name is volleyball
yamgucci: obviously you would name her that
thefuckingsun: when kageyama says “i love volleyball” he could mean the turtle or the sport
smolmight: since were u smart hinata
yamgucci: KSSKSHEK MIDORIYA
thefuckingsun: EXCUSE YOU im plenty smart
smolmight: what does extraordinary
smolmight: mean then
thefuckingsun: (i dont even know how to read that)
yamagucci: thats a very long word hinata would never get that
smolmight: F
kingofthemilk: it means to be amazing or cool
kingofthemilk: im not sure on how to explain it
yamagucci: amazing or cool could be the meaning
smolmight: ok yeah lets go with amazing and/or cool
thefuckingsun: since when was kageyama smart
kingofthemilk: im
uwuravity: hi
smolmight: hewwo
kingofthemilk: sheeatstrawberries.jpg
uwuravity: AWWWWWW ITS A TURTLE
smolmight: TELL VOLLEYBALL I LOVE HER
thefuckingsun: she
brokuto: can i give her all the strawberries
———
yamagucci: can i share pictures of my pets too
thefuckingsun: YES
smolmight: PLEASE
yamagucci: they.jpg
yamagucci: she.jpg
yamagucci: he.jpg
thefuckingsun: YOU HAVE TWO DOGS SJSJEJSBDOS I LOVE THEM
smolmight: AAAAAA I LOVE UR DOGS
tsukishimakei: my pets are better
yamagucci: ur just saying that bc u have cats
thefuckingsun: TSUKISHIMA HAS CATS
smolmight: DKSHSKDJSK
tsukishimakei: myboys.jpg
thefuckingsun: SMOL CAT AND FAT CAT
smolmight: SLSHEKDHSSK WOW I LOVE THEM
thefuckingsun: can i share a picture of my pet too
smolmight: WHAT THE HELL U HAVE PETS AND DIDNT TELL ME
yamagucci: midoriya got betrayed SKSJSHRKS
thefuckingsun: iloveher.jpg
thefuckingsun: shes rlly annoying and she screaming right now but look at her
smolmight: BIRD
yamagucci: THAT A REALLY PRETTY BIRD WTF
yamagucci: WHY DIDNT I KNOW U HAVE A BIRD
thefuckingsun: BC NO ONE EVER ASKS
tsukishimakei: we were talking about pets yesterday
thefuckingsun: WHAT REALLY
———
yagay: is everyone done talking about pets
yagay: if not i have a bunny
smolmight: spare pics pls
yagay: misterbunny.jpg
yagay: her name is mister SKSHEK
smolmight: s- shes so pretty
yagay: she is and i love her
smolmight: i love her too
smolmight: why is she a she and her name is mister
yagay: uh
yagay: uhhhhhhhhhh
yagay: kITKOOY HEOWLO
KiyokoS: Your bunny is really cute
smolmight: who?????
yagay: shes shimizu kiyoko and shes my girlfriend
smolmight: ohh hi shimizu
KiyokoS: Hello,
smolmight: im midoriya izuku uwu
KiyokoS: Nice to meet you, Midoriya
smolmight: nice to meet u too uwu !
yagay: (shes pretty right)
smolmight: (shes really pretty, too pretty)
yagay: (shes a goddess)
smolmight: (she reminds me of yaoyorozu)
yagay: (whos that)
smolmight: (@momowo)
yagay: (holy crap they are pretty)
yagay: (kiyoko is more pretty tho)
———
azumane: i have learned what a furry is and i am not one
sugamom: that conversation was so long ago why are you bringing it up now
azumane: i’m not sure
———
thefuckingsun: guess whos airpods came in 🤪
yamagucci: mine
sugamom: mine came in too
thefuckingsun: ty @shoto for the airpods
thefuckingsun: i was too broke to get them
shoto: you’re welcome
yamagucci: THANK YOU SKSHDK YOU EVEN PAID FOR SHIPPING EVEN THO IT WAS JUST LIKE A LITTLE BIT
shoto: you’re welcome
sugamom: i already said this before but thank you very much
shoto: you’re very welcome
smolmight: todorokis a good guy
shoto: not really i just didnt want to have twenty pairs of airpods
yamagucci: why wouldnt u want to have twenty pairs of airpods
yamagucci: u could have made airpod slime with them 🤪
sugamom: YAMAGUCHI SKEKELSHHKS
thefuckingsun: i-
shoto: i already did that
thefuckingsun: holy crap
smolmight: TODOROKI
smolmight: HOW MUCH OF UR DADS MONEY DID U USE
shoto: i’m not sure
yamagucci: i-
yamagucci: i wish i had airpod slime
thefuckingsun: yamaguchi no
———
kingofthemilk: what the hell are airpods
———
thefuckingsun: i have lost all respect for kageyama
tsukishimakei: have you ever HAD respect for kageyama?
thefuckingsun: good point
———
smolmight: i broke my airpods
thefuckingsun: wtf the fuck
Notes:
alien joined
alien: if ur enjoying this and u know it clap ur hands
alien left
Chapter 8
Summary:
shoto: sometimes wish ive never been born at all
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
brokuto left
thefuckingsun: wtf rude
smolmight: yall wanna know how i broke my airpods this morning
thefuckingsun: no
smolmight: rude
———
smolmight: mAmaaaa just killed a man
thefuckingsun: put a gun against his head
smolmight: pulled my trigger now hes dead
thefuckingsun: mAMA LIFE HASHA JUST BEGUN
smolmight: BUT NOW IVE GONE AND THROWN IT ALL AWAAAY
uwuravity: MAMAAAA
yamagucci: OOOOOOO
sugamom: DIDNT MEAN TO MAKE YOU CRY
smolmight: IF IM NOT BACK AGAIN THIS TIME TOMORROWWW
thefuckingsun: CArry on, carry on,
yamagucci: as if nothing really matters
uwuravity: *piano*
uwuravity: *piano*
uwuravity: *piano*
smolmight: tOO LATE
thefuckingsun: MY TIME HAS COme
sugamom: sends shivers down my spine
smolmight: bodys achin all the time
shoto: goodbye everybody
yamagucci: ive got to go
sugamom: gotta leave you all behind and fACE THE TRUTH
uwuravity: mAAMAA
yamagucci: OOoooOOOO
sugamom: (anyway the wind blows)
thefuckingsun: I DONT WANNA DIE
shoto: sometimes wish ive never been born at all
yamagucci: *guitar*
yamagucci: *guitar*
yamagucci: *guitar*
uwuravity: *piano*
smolmight: i see a little silhouetto of a man
yamagucci: scaramouch scaramouch
thefuckingsun: will you do the fANDANGO
sugamom: THUNDER BOLT AND LIGHTING VERY VERY FRIGHTING me
yamagucci: GALILEO
uwuravity: galileo
yamagucci: GALILEO
uwuravity: galileo
yamagucci: GALILEO FIGARO
uwuravity: magnificoOO
yamagucci: OOOOOO
thefuckingsun: im just a poor boy and nobody loves me
sugamom: HES JUST A POOR BOY FROMA POOR FAMILY
smolmight: SPARE HIM HIS LIFE FROM THIS MONSTROSITY
thefuckingsun: easy come easy go will you let me go
smolmight: idk NO WE WILL NOT LET YOU GO
yamagucci: let him go
sugamom: idk either NO WE WILL NOT LET YOU GO
uwuravity: let him go
shoto: (will not let him go)
thefuckingsun: let me go
yamagucci: (never never let you go)
thefuckingsun: let me go
thefuckingsun: (never let me go)
smolmight: OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
yamagucci: oh mama mia
uwuravity: mama mia
thefuckingsun: mama mia let me go
smolmight: idk has a devil put aside for me
sugamom: foR ME
thefuckingsun: FOR MEEEEEE
smolmight: i dont wanna do this anymore
thefuckingsun: lol same
sugamom: we had a good run
yamagucci: we did
uwuravity: i love this group chat
shoto: i love this song
smolmight: i love queen
weed: i hate this group chat why wasnt i invited
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electrobitch: what the hell why wasnt I, KAMINARI DENKI invited
electrobitch: i hate this
Notes:
alien joined
alien: lol remember to stan queen
alien left
Chapter 9
Summary:
yamagucci: good morning
tsukishimakei: its 6am
yamagucci: and
tsukishimakei: it isnt morning
yamagucci: and ?
tsukishimakei: why the fuck are you saying good morning
yamagucci: fuck u tsukki let me say good morning
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
smolmight: someone give me validation
thefuckingsun: YOURE VERY VALID !!!
smolmight: m ore
thefuckingsun: i cant validate u if idk what lind of validation u need
thefuckingsun: but ur valid in any way possible
smolmight: tahnk you so mucjh
smolmight: ive been so miserable today
thefuckingsun: OH NO
thefuckingsun: WHAT S WEONNG
thefuckingsun: u dont have to tell me if u dont want to tho
smolmight: i rlly need to vent and
smolmight: i miss my mom hhh and shes not picking up her phone
thefuckingsun: :((
thefuckingsun: u can vent to me in dms if u want
thefuckingsun: i rlly wont be able to do anything but yknow im here
smolmight: hhh
smolmight: ok check ur dms
(chat between smolmight and thefuckingsun
smolmight: ok so uhhhhhhh
smolmight: r u sure ur ok enough for me to vent
thefuckingsun: yeah !!
thefuckingsun: ive been in a good mood today so im ok right now !!
smolmight: and im not bothering you right...?
thefuckingsun: ur not !!
thefuckingsun: the only person that bothers me is stingyshima !!!!
smolmight: slsksk
smolmight: ok so like,,, somehow now one in class knows this except for kacchan
smolmight: im a trans guy
thefuckingsun: :o
thefuckingsun: :0 !!!!
thefuckingsun: I AM TOO !!!!!
thefuckingsun: the team knows but it seems no one else except for my mom and natsu knows
smolmight: and yeah basiacally dysphoria is fucking with right now
smolmight: hhh and kacchan yelled at me
smolmight: he accidentally called me by my dead name
smolmight: hes already apologized which is really weird for him
smolmight: but like ive been really dysphoric
thefuckingsun: its ok
thefuckingsun: i hate it a lot when someone accidentally calls me by my dead name
smolmight: i always call my mom when i feel like this
smolmight: she always says the best things
thefuckingsun: im not that close with my mom but natsu says a lot of good things !!
smolmight: thats nice
smolmight: i wish i still lived with my mom :(
thefuckingsun: wtf u dont live with ur mom
smolmight: there are dorms here
thefuckingsun: wowah
thefuckingsun: thats so cool !!
thefuckingsun: u can like live eith ur friends
thefuckingsun: but yeah ur mom is ur mom of course you would miss her
smolmight: yeah its really cool that i get to live with my friends
smolmight: and the teachers gave me my own bathroom so i wont be uncomfortable
smolmight: but i just always miss my mom alot and i know i can just call her or text her but of course there are times where shes busy
thefuckingsun: well !! when shes busy u can talk to me !!
thefuckingsun: i can even give u my number and we can call wach other sometime !!
smolmight: skshsk thank u hinata
smolmight: im sleepy and im gonna take a nap
thefuckingsun: YEAH !! GO GET THEM SLEEP !! SKSHSK
smolmight: thank u for cheering me up ! im gonna go now
thefuckingsun: ur welcome !!!!!! )
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smolmight: ok check ur dms
uwuravity: OH NO DEKU ARE U OK
uwuravity: HES PROBABLY NOT GONNA RESPIND BUT OH WELL
uwuravity: I HOPE HES OK
Iidatenya: If somethings bothering him, we must go on check on him, immediately!!!
uwuravity: YEAH BUT THAT WOULD BE INVADING HIS PRIVACY !!!!!
Iidatenya: We could just knock on his door and ask him if he’s alright!!
uwuravity: WHY ARE WE TEXTING WERE LITWRALLY RIGHT NEXT TO EACHOTHER
Iidatenya: I’m not sure!
Iidatenya: You were ignoring me, and i saw u were typing!
uwuravity: OMG IM SO SORRY BUT YEAH LETS GO ASK DEKU IF HES OK
Iidatenya: Yeah! Let’s go!
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uwuravity: HE DIDNT ANSWER WHEN WE KNOCKED
uwuravity: HES PROBABLY SLEEPING ???? NOT HOME ??????
thefuckingsun: he said he was gonna take a nap !!!
uwuravity: OH OKAY U COULDVE TOLD ME
uwuravity: WHAT IF I WOKEN HIM UP
thefuckingsun: S- SORRY !!!! IM DUMB AND STUFF SO
sugamom: pardner
sugamom: get back to practice
sugamom: literally youre just sitting in the corner
thefuckingsun: i was talking to midoriya fuck u mom
thefuckingsun: OH MY GOD SUGAS GONNA KILDJSODJSS
uwuravity: rip
blastybitch left
shoto: oh so people get kicked if i block them huh
uwuravity: i-
uwuravity: what did u do todoroki
shoto: i didn’t do anything
shoto: i just walked by him and then suddenly he slipped
shoto: he blamed me and now he’s outside my door banging loudly on it
shoto: i blocked him because he was also sending a lot of messages to me
uwuravity: i bet u were the one that made him slip
shoto: .
shoto: no
uwuravity: yeah ok
uwuravity: so why did u do it
shoto: i said i didnt do it
uwuravity: we both know u did it
shoto: fine bc i thought it would be funny
uwuravity: i-
uwuravity: was it funny
shoto: lol yeah it was great
shoto: i asked tokoyami to get a video
uwuravity: is bakugo still at ur door
uwuravity: did he break in
shoto: yeah but im hiding and he cant find me
uwuravity: omg todoroki ur so mean
uwuravity: but plwase take a video so i can laugh at it
shoto: hes throwinf thinfksmsbirkdjodmdpabalfndk
uwuravity: f
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uwuravity: is todoroki dead
shoto: yes
uwuravity: may he rest in peace
shoto added blastybitch
shoto: bitch
blastybitch: fuck off
uwuravity: so what happened when bakugo found u todoroki
blastybitch: shut up
uwuravity: rude
shoto: i pinned him down
thefuckingsun: thats gay
uwuravity: what
blastybitch: SHUT UP ICY HOT
shoto: lol
uwuravity: WAIT IS BAKUGO STILL IN UR DORM I-
thefuckingsun: ohohoho ?????
blastybitch: IM NOT IN HIS DORM SHUT THE FUCK UP ROUND FACE
blastybitch: AND YOU I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHO YOU ARE BUT SHUT THE F U C J UP
thefuckingsun: my name is hinata shoyo
thefuckingsun: also ohohohoho
shoto: bakugo just kicked me in the head
shoto: pls stop
thefuckingsun: WHOOPS SORRY
shoto: anygays lol we’re datingtktkkrkrhsodbg
thefuckingsun: congratulations
uwuravity: i-
uwuravity: todorokis gonna die
blastybitch: WE ARE NOT SHUT THE FUCKNUP
shoto left
uwuravity: F
uwuravity: BUT HOLY SHIT WHO ASKED EACH OTHER FIRST
uwuravity: WAS IT TODOROKI
uwuravity: OF COURSE IT WAS TODOROKI
blastybitch: FUCK OFF ROUND FACE
uwuravity: YOU FUCK OFF
uwuravity: im kidding pls dont kill me
blastybitch left
uwuravity: SLSLSLDL
uwuravity: ITS DINNER SO THEY HAVE TO COME DOWN HALSLSL
thefuckingsun: F
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yamagucci changed the group chat name to win for the gays party :))))
yamagucci: good morning
tsukishimakei: its 6pm
yamagucci: and
tsukishimakei: it isnt morning
yamagucci: and ?
tsukishimakei: why the fuck are you saying good morning
yamagucci: fuck u tsukki let me say good morning
kingofthemilk: good morning Yamaguchi
yamagucci: good morning kageyama !!!
yamagucci: im eating fries for dinner what are u having
kingofthemilk: I dont know, I’ll have to go check
yamagucci: well tell me when u know
kingofthemilk: yeah
tsukishimakei: wtf you guys have food
tsukishimakei: im only having cup noodles
yamagucci: what the fuck tsukki
yamagucci: why arent u eating real food
tsukishimakei: literally no ones home
tsukishimakei: and theres no food in the house
yamagucci: i bet u went out to buy only cup noodles
tsukishimakei: that is true
kingofthemilk: my mom’s cooking this weird white thing
yamagucci: i-
yamagucci: stew ????????
tsukishimakei: the king doesnt know what stew is huh
kingofthemilk: yeah she said stew then hit me on the head with a spatula
yamagucci: am i ur mom
yamagucci: bc id like to hit u with a spatula
tsukishimakei: eye
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smolmight: cAn
smolmight: ANYBODY FIND MEE
smolmight: SOMEBODY TOOOOOO
smolmight: LOveeee
smolmight: pls i need someone to love
thefuckingsun: same 😔
smolmight: lets just love each other 😔
thefuckingsun: sure 😔
smolmight: sad bois 😔
thefuckingsun: yep 😔
tsukishimakei: why “😔”
smolmight: shut 😔 up 😔
thefuckingsun: 😔😔😔😔😔
yamagucci: 😔😔
smolmight: 😔😔😔
tsukishimakei: please
tsukishimakei: stop
yamagucci: 😔
sugamom: whats up and everyone doing “😔”
smolmight: we are all sad bois 😔
thefuckingsun: 😔😔😔
yamagucci: 😔😔
tsukishimakei: i hate this emoji
yagay: ✌︎('ω')✌︎
thefuckingsun: that looks like the grand king
thefuckingsun: HEY I JUST GO T AN IDEA
tsukishimakei: please dont add him into here
yamagucci: hes doing it already
thefuckingsun added tooikawaii
tsukishimakei: why the fuck are you following him
smolmight added shoto and blastybitch
thefuckingsun: im not sure tbh im following a lot of people
tsukishimakei: yeah no shit
tooikawaii: ✌︎('ω'✌︎ )
tooikawaii: hello what is this ( ´∀｀)
thefuckingsun: a win for the gays party :))))
smolmight: “tooikawaii”
smolmight: i love ur @
tooikawaii: (｡･ω･｡) why thank you person i dont know
yagay: INTIMIDATING PERSON INTIMIDATING PERSON INTIMIDATING PERSON INTIMIDATING PERSON INTIMIDATING PERSON INTIMIDATING PERSONINTIMIDATING PERSON INTIMIDATING PERSON INTIMIDATING PERSONINTIMIDATING PERSON INTIMIDATING PERSON INTIMIDATING PERSON
yamagucci: i was wondering why yachi was typing so long
tooikawaii: im not intimidating what ever do you mean ( ；∀；)
tsukishimakei: yeah yeah just leave
tooikawaii: (Ｔ＿Ｔ) but this is a party
thefuckingsun: sorry im back i dropped my milk
yamagucci: ew hinata u like milk
thefuckingsun: milk is GOOD
tsukishimakei: i bet you just drink it because you think it will make you taller
thefuckingsun: NO
tooikawaii left
thefuckingsun: WTF RUDE
yamagucci: guess the gays winning were too powerful
kingofthemilk: I just blocked him
tsukishimakei: finally something the king did i can enjoy
thefuckingsun: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT
———
yamagucci: tsukki and his bucket full of dinosaurs
tsukishimakei: stop
———
yamagucci: gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucc
tsukishimakei: stop
———
yamagucci: TSUKKI AND HIS BUCKET FULL OF DINOASAURSRSRRSI
tsukishimakei: shut up yamaguchi
yamagucci: sorry tsukki
yamagucci: WAIT U CANT FOOL ME
tsukishimakei: i just did bitch
yamagucci: FUCK YOU
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sugamom: yamaguchi seems like the person to be a soft uwu boyo but actually hes just a meme
yamagucci: now watch me whip
sugamom: haha i love u
yamagucci: i love u too mom
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smolmight: im TIRED
uwuravity: IM TIRED TOO
yamagucci: its literally two am ???? sleep ?????
smolmight: no thank u
yamagucci: wtf rude
uwuravity: literally no one can sleep bc our mUSCLES ARE SO SOR E
smolmight: my body is always sore but go off ig
yamagucci: eye
———
smolmight: someone YEET ME INTO A DARK ABYSS
BESTSENPAI: *yeets u into a dark abyss*
smolmight: thank u
BESTSENPAI: ye
———
smolmight: WAIT SOEMONE COME GET ME BACK FROM TJE DARK ABYSEES
ROLLINGTHUNDERR: *gets u from the dark abyss*
smolmight: thank u
Notes:
shoyo and izuku are trans u cant change my mind
Chapter 10
Summary:
smolmight: uraraka, you see this?
thefuckingsun: LEAVE ME ALONE
uwuravity: i see this, deku-kun
Notes:
NEW CHAPTER NEW CHAPTER NEW CHAPTER NEW CHAPTER NEW CHAPTER NEW CHAPTER NEW CHAPTER NEW CHAPTER NEW CHAPTER !!!!!
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
smolmight: it was too dark in the abyss
BESTSENPAI: i-
ROLLINGTHUNDERR: wow
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smolmight: omg hey
thefuckingsun: omg hey midoriya
smolmight: whats poppin'
thefuckingsun: balloons.
thefuckingsun: balloons are poppin'.
smolmight: well shit
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yamagucci: what kinda conversation was that
thefuckingsun: a beautiful one.
uwuravity: balloons r scary
ashidowo: u got that right
yamagucci: woah ive never seen u before who r u
ashidowo: WHAT IVE BEEN HERE THIS WHOLE TIME ??
uwuravity: her name is mina ashido
yamagucci: OHHH UM WE-
yamagucci: SORRY MINA-SAN !
ashidowo: ITS ALRIGHT !! AND YOU CAN JUST CALL ME MINA IF THATS ALRIGHT WITH YOU !
thefuckingsun: irl yamaguchi and online yamaguchi are two different things. whatbthe fuck.
yamagucci: weve been knew weve been knew
tsukishimakei: what kinda grammar
yamagucci: ill kill u
thefuckingsun: SEE ??? WHAT THE FUCK.
ashidowo: i have no idea who they are but it seems like theyre just like because of @ tsukishimakei
uwuravity: yamaguchi-kun, is it true?
yamagucci: whos knows
ashidowo: say "ill kill you" to @ sun
thefuckingsun: my name is hinata shoyo !
yamagucci: THATS NOT ALLOWED.
yamagucci: HINATA IS TOO PURE
ashidowo: ok now say it to tsukishimakei
yamagucci: @ tsukishimakei ill kill u
tsukishimakei: how cruel.
tsukishimakei: shut up, yamaguchi
yamagucci: SORRY, TSUKKI
ashidowo: .
ashidowo: what the fuck
ashidowo: i give up
ashidowo: im leaving i hate this
thefuckingsun: theyre childhood friends so
ashidowo: oh so thats what it is
yamagucci: WHAT IS IT
yamagucci: WHT THAT IS WHAT DOES US BEING FRIEND SINCE WE WERE CHILDREN HWAT
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yamagucci: GUYS .
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yamgucci: I SWEAR TO FOD .
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sugamom: f
sugamom: poor yamaguchi
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yamagucci: SUGA .
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thefuckingsun: did any of yall know i like to play piano/keyboard
sugamom: NO ??? HINATA,,
thefuckingsun: well i like to play keyboard
thefuckingsun: aND MY FINGERS ARE SHORT AND ITS ANNOYING
yamagucci: omg wait hinata, tsuk
tsukishimakei: yamaguchi
tsukishimakei: shut up
yamagucci: tsukki likes to play guitar and
tsukishimakei: i said shut up oh my god.
yamagucci: ukulele too ! i also play ukulele
tsukishimakei: bye
tsukishimakei left
thefuckingsun: WOAH WHAT FOR REAL
thefuckingsun: IVE NEVER THOUGHT ID SAY THIS ABOUT TSUKISHIMA BUT, THATS SO COOL ??
thefuckingsun: I TRIED TO LEARN UKULELE BUT I SUCKED, REAL BAD.
yamagucci: YOU CAN STILL LEARN !!
yamagucci: IT TAKES TIME TO LEARN SOMETHING !! ESPECIALLY AN INSTRUMENT WITH STRINGS ITS H A R D
thefuckingsun: THANK U BUT
yamagucci: DONT SAY "IM TOO BAD AT IT"
thefuckingsun: IM TOO BAD AT IT
thefuckingsun: WHAT THE FRICK
yamagucci: YOU SAID IT NOW I HAVE TO COME OVER THERE TO GIVE U A HUG
thefuckingsun: omg please yes come over
yamagucci added tsukishimakei
yamagucci: tsukki im going to hinatas do u wanna come
thefuckingsun: DONT ACTUALLY COME
tsukishimakei: who'd wanna go that far
yamagucci: me
tsukishimakei: k bye
thefuckingsun: YAMGUCHI DONT U DARE COME ITS TOO FAR
yamagucci: wow
yamagucci: so mean~
yamagucci: how long does it take to get there from school
thefuckingsun: since i go by bike it takes 40-50 minutes depending on how fast i pedal
yamagucci: tsukki
tsukishimakei: no
yamagucci: WHY
yamagucci: theres no school tomorrow
yamagucci: we can stay there for the night
thefuckingsun: YAMAGUCHI.
yamagucci: yes?
thefuckingsun: WHAT IF I MET U HALF WAY
yamagucci: OMG HELL YEAH !
yamagucci: tsukki get ready im going over there
tsukishimakei: i swer to god
yamagucci: swer
thefuckingsun: swer
tsukishimakei: shut up
thefuckingsun: omg we should invite kaeguama too
yamagucci: OMG HELL EYAH WE SHOULD
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(chat between yamagucci and kingofthemilk
yamagucci: KAGEYAMA !
yamagucci: kageeeeyaaaaammmmmaaaa
yamagucci: k ! a ! g ! e ! y ! a ! m ! a !
yamagucci: KAGYEMANAMAMMEKEKEK
yamagucci: YAMAKAGE
yamagucci: AMAYEGAK
yamagucci: kageyama
yamagucci: im begging
yamagucci: answer me
yamagucci: KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGEEEEEYYYAAAMMMAAAA
yamagucci: kageyama
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yamagucci: laeuayma
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yamagucci: lakheyna
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yamagucci: kagmane
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yamagucci: whew
yamagucci: somean
yamagucci: ansswwweeeerrr meee~~~
yamagucci: hmmm
yamagucci: we're going over to hinatas and we want u to come
yamagucci: aend ur address or ill ask someone who does know ur address)
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(chat between thefuckingsun and kingofthemilk
thefuckingsun: kageyama
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thefuckingsun: kLAIDIDMS
thefuckingsun: kageyama
thefuckingsun: khayema
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thefuckingsun: kayshsm
thefuckingsun: kkaheham
thefuckingsun: kageyama
thefuckingsun: khayensm
thefuckingsun: ka
thefuckingsun: king ?
thefuckingsun: milk of the king
thefuckingsun: kayema
thefuckingsun: skdjfic
thefuckingsun:djs
thefuckingsun: skshsyndkf
kingofthemilk: What
thefuckingsun: omg finally
thefuckingsun: read what just happened in happy party gc)
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smolmight: i wanna come too :(
yamagucci: f
thefuckingsun: ok midoriya u can come
smolmight: yay :D
smolmight: coming over there with my whole bed
uwuravity: can i come too i can bring snacks
thefuckingsun: yes
thefuckingsun: we can rave all night
yamagucci: lol just picked up tsukki and he looks so mad
thefuckingsun: make sure he doesn't murder u
yamagucci: he'd never do that i'm too pure
kingofthemilk: Yamaguchi, are you really going to come here just so we can go stay over at the dumbasses place
yamagucci: yes
thefuckingsun: HEY IM NOT THE DUMBASS YOURE THE DUMBASS
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(chat between yamagucci and kingofthemilk
yamagucci: we're almost there
kingofthemilk: Don't ring the doorbell please, everyone is asleep and I'm uh, sneaking out
yamagucci: .
yamagucci: youre what
kingofthemilk: Listen,
yamagucci: i,
kingofthemilk: Just don't question and wait for me beside the gate
yamagucci: ,,, sure )
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thefuckingsun: my mom is looking at me like im crazy because i told her my teammates from school are going to walk here
smolmight: why dont you ask her to pick your friends up, then?
thefuckingsun: .
thefuckingsun: midoriya, your a genius
smolmight: YOU SERIOUSLY DIDNT ASK HER FIRST ??
thefuckingsun: NO ??
smolmight: wow
smolmight: uraraka, you see this ?
thefuckingsun: LEAVE ME ALONE.
uwuravity: i see this, deku-kun.
thefuckingsun: STOOOOOPPP
smolmight: cant believe
uwuravity: mhm
thefuckingsun: IM LEAVING
thefuckingsun left
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(chat between thefuckingsun and smolmight
thefuckingsun: wait add me back i have an important message !!!!!!!!
smolmight: (-_-;)
thefuckingsun: midoriya pls its vvv important !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
smolmight: fine)
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ashidowo: at last, the evil has been defeated
uwuravity: f
smolmight added thefuckingsun
ashidowo: oh
thefuckingsun: deez nutz
thefuckingsun left
smolmight: blockedt him lol
uwuravity: DEKU-KUNSIDBEJ
ashidowo: the evil has been defeated, once again.
uwuravity: DEKUKUN ADD HIM BACK
smolmight: sorry cant hear u im too busy listening to music
uwuravity: oh my god
electrobitch: who knew midoriya can be so mean
uwuravity: i knew
uwuravity: do not let his soft baby face fool you, he will deck you if u mess with him
ashidowo: and how do yoj know that?
uwuravity: from experience.
ashidowo: MIDORIYA WHAT DID U DO TO OCHAKO
smolmight: the bops are too loud sorry i cant hear you
electrobitch: I CANT THIS IS TOO FUNNY
electrobitch: EIJIRO SAYS: damn midoriya you really show no mercy huh
smolmight: tell him i said yes.
ashidowo: WHY ARE U LISTENING TO KIRISHINA AND NOT ME >:0
uwuravity: its useless, mina.
ashidowo: WHSJSKRNE
yamagucci: omg midoriya can u please unblock hinata eye
smolmight: sure !!
ashidowo: wow midoriya listened to this person and not ME
yamagucci added smolmight
thefuckingsun: omg yall missed me ???? 😳
smolmight: .
smolmight: yamaguchi-san, say what u need to say before i block him again
thefuckingsun: wtf rude
yamagucci: hinata is your mom actually going to pick us up?
thefuckingsun: lmao yeah
thefuckingsun: we're actually coming over there right now
yamagucci: ohhhh okay
yamagucci: were gonna stop by the convenience store real quick and get some snacks and drinks,
yamagucci: and cup ramen bc tsukki wants some
thefuckingsun: mhmmm u can dm me the store and we can pick u up there if u want !!
yamagucci: mkay
smolmight: are you done?
yamagucci: yep
yamagucci: go ahead, midoriya-san.
thefuckingsun: WHAT NO DONT DOIT
thefuckingsun left
smolmight: f
yamagucci: midoriya-san, you really dont show any mercy
smolmight: :)
uwuravity: there is evil within that smile
smolmight: what ever do you mean, uraraka? :)
ashidowo: MIDORIYAS SCARY...
electrobitch: who knew this tiny freckled boy with green hair could scare people
uwuravity: you have no idea
smolmight added thefuckingsun
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sugastab: new @ who dis
sugastab: also wtf the first years are having a sleepover without ME?
thefuckingsun: sorry sugasan
sugastab: no child its ok
sugastab: im actually busy with studying tonight
yagay: wtf yall are having a first year sleepiver without ME? A FIRST YEAR?
thefuckingsun: yachi.
yagay: yes
thefuckingsun: are you fine with sleeping with my little sister
yagay: you have a little sister?
yagay: also yes
thefuckingsun: are you fine with sleeping iver at my place?
yagay: of course
thefuckingsun: get ready
yagay: oh my god hell yeah
sugastab: wow
sugastab: hinata asked yachi and not me
thefuckingsun: i dont know where u LIVE
sugastab: yall hear that ??? is that the wind ?????
thefuckingsun: WHATS WITH EVERYONE HATING ME TONIGHT I BREATHED
smolmight: you breathed too loudly
sugastab: omg midoriya, my son, how are you?
smolmight: hi sugasan !!! im great, im listening to my favorite songs while drawing
smolmight: how are you ?
sugastab: im sitting here, procrastinating, but im alright!!
uwuravity: i wish deku was that nice to me
thefuckingsun: i just met him a month ago but, me too
thefuckingsun: i wish everyone was nice 2 me ;(
uwuravity: we can be nice to each other !
thefuckingsun: yeah !!
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(chat between thefuckingsun and smolmight
thefuckingsun: MIDORIYA I DONT EVEN KNOW THEIR NAME OH MY GOD
smolmight: .
smolmight: THIS IS WHY NO ONES NICE TO YOU.
smolmight: her name is uraraka ochako)
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chat between smolmight and uwuravity
smolmight: screenshot.jpg
smolmight: dont let hinata fool you he didnt even remember your name
uwuravity: DEKU YOUR SUCH A SNITCH OMG)
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sugastab: hinata have you picked ThemTM up yet
thefuckingsun: theyre getting in my car right now
thefuckingsun: they have to sit with natsu in the back and its funny bc stingyshima and bakageyama are sitting beside her with yamaguchi in the far back
thefuckingsun: natsus asking so many questions
sugastab: wait, so how is yachi gonna fit in the car?
thefuckingsun: uhhhh we will figure it out when we pick her up
sugastab: you really didnt think about that, did you?
thefuckingsun: of course i didnt, what do you take me for?
thefuckingsun: a smart person?
smolmight: WHSKDBSIZY
smolmight: ICNAT HINATA PLEASE
Notes:
sorry i havent updated i forgot how to be funny
also, im going to update with like,, a kind of pt2 to this chapter in like a week or so !!
Chapter 11
Summary:
sugastab: hey bby grl 😘😘❤❤
smolmight: waht the fick
Daichi_Sawamura: Suga what the fuck
sugastab: 😘❤
Chapter Text
thefuckingsun: yachi; obtained .
yagay: why are you treating me like im a game item
thefuckingsun: idk lol
sugastab: so did yachi fit?
yagay: yes
yagay: yamaguchi and kageyama are squishing in the back
sugastab: w
sugastab: why didn't tsukishima go in the back?
thefuckingsun: he was gonna but natsu likes him and she didnt let him lol
yamagucci: i feel so bad but its so funny
thefuckingsun: honestly
yamagucci: hinatas house is so far even by car i cant believe we were goinf to walk there
thefuckingsun: it was so funny when my mom found out u guys were goingnto walk
yamagucci: IT WAS GREAT
sugastab: what happened?
yamagucci: OKAY SO LIEK
thefuckingsun: I TO
yamagucci: I CANTSJRKRKTNFIDYS
thefuckingsun: YAMAGUCHI STOP LAUGJING I CNA HAER YOU OJMYODJSBFK
yamagucci: I CANT STOP ITS JUST SO FUNNOEUSYS
tsukishimakei: why are they laughing so hard
tsukishimakei: oh
tsukishimakei: fuckNDK
yamagucci: EVEN TSUKKIS LAUGHING CA N YOU BELIEV
thefuckingsun: I CANT STINGYSHIMA AND YAMAGUCHI ARE JUST DYING
sugastab: GUYS KUST TELL ME ALREADY HOLY SHIT
kingofthemilk: I will not allow this
sugastab: does it have something to do with you
kingofthemilk: No.
thefuckingsun: KAGEYAMA TELL SUGASAN PLEASE IM BEGGING I CJUSTCANT
yamagucci: ISKSUD5XTRBTJKTO72Y2BK#?,#
yagay: can someome tell me why kageyama stole everyones phones (with natsus help)
yagay: they are all laughing and i dont understand WHY
sugastab: idk smth happened with kageyama
thefuckingsun: I GOT ITBAK KDNRMTODJW
thefuckingsun added SUNSHINENATSU
yagay: WHY DOES NATSU HAVE TWITTER
yagay: WHY DOES SHE HAVE A P H O N E
SUNSHINENATSU: Hello!
yagay: hello natsu i see you have a phone AND twitter
sugastab: yachi arent you sitting right next to her
yagay: i am but how would i know she had a PHONE
yagay: can i just say: her hands are so smol and she looks so.cute typing
SUNSHINENATSU: Nii-chan told me to tell you guys what happened before we picked up Hitoka-chan!
SUNSHINENATSU: Thank you Hitoka-chan!
yagay: YOUR WELCOME SMOL SUNSHINE
sugastab: okay but why didnt natsu get her phone taken away
yagay: idk kageyamas probably intimidated
sugastab: what
yagay: shhh sugawarasan do not question the ways of Kageyama Tobio.
sugastab: ... i will not
SUNSHINENATSU: I'm gonn
sugastab: HUH?
yagay: yeah sorry sugawarasan but
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sugastab: BUT WHAT
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sugastab: BUT WHAT OH MY GOD ???,
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sugastab: i hate this family
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smolmight: legend says suga is still waiting
sugastab: its been like two hours
Daichi_Sawamura: Suga go to sleep
sugastab: no fuck u
Daichi_Sawamura: Go to sleep.
sugastab: THE PERDIOD WILL NOT SCARE ME
Daichi_Sawamura: Suga.
sugastab: NO
sugastab: IM LEAVING
sugastab left
smolmight: USERNAME Daichi_Sawamura HOW COULD U DO THIS
Daichi_Sawamura: It's not my fault he didn't wanna sleep!
smolmight: im adding sugawara back
smolmight added sugastab
sugastab: hey bby grl 😘😘❤❤
smolmight: waht the fick
Daichi_Sawamura: Suga what the fuck
sugastab: 😘❤
sugastab: send it back or im leaving again
Daichi_Sawamura: No.
smolmight: ILL DO IT
sugastab: no midoriya
smolmight: 🥰💚
smolmight: too late
smolmight: okay hut im actually gonna go to sleep now so goodnight !
sugastab: GOODNIGHT MIDORIYA
Daichi_Sawamura: Now it's your turn to sleep, Suga
sugastab: NO
sugastab: WHAT ARENT U ALSSEP HUH
Daichi_Sawamura: I woke up because I was thirsty
Daichi_Sawamura: I'm going to sleep now, you better be asleep soon, too
sugastab: ok
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sugastab: is he gone
smolmight added johnTheFish
smolmight: john,
sugastab: MIDORIYA GO TO SLEEP
smolmight: my one and only pet fish, you may be dead but its okay, because you exist in my heart. you give me warmth and joy, john, i love you with my whole heart.
sugastab: nvm wtf that was so beautiful i cried 11/10
ashidowo: midoriya be so in need of sleep he makes a acc for a pet fish that he never had
smolmight: Goodnight.
johnTheFish: lol yall suck
sugastab: WHAT THE FUCK
ashidowo: john
ashidowo: i hate u
kingofthemilk added VOLLEYBALLTURTLE
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thefuckingsun: im back did you guys miss me
tsukishimakei: no.
thefuckingsun: tsukki ur right next to me
tsukishimakei: oh yeah
yamagucci: im crying tsukki just said out loud: "no one missed you."
thefuckingsun: YOU DONT NEED TO TELL EVERYONE THAT YAMAGUCHI
yamagucci: well
yamagucci: the audience need entertainment
kiwishima: *is that one guy in the seats, clapping*
yamagucci: thank u thank u comedy is one of my strong points
tsukishimakei: wasn't i the one that said something funny
yamagucci: GO AWAY TSUKKI UR RUINING MY ONE MOMENT OF FAME
kiwishima: its okay you guys can be a duo
yamagucci: thank you kiwishima
kiwishima: my name is kirishima eijirou if you would like to know!
yamagucci: thank you kirishima and nice to meet you im yamaguchi tadashi!
kiwishima: nice to meet you too, yamaguchi!
thefuckingsun: arent yamaguchi and tsukishima already a duo tho
VOLLEYBALLTURTLE: Strawberries
yamagucci: THE TURTLE HAS SPOKEN
kiwishima: a,,, turtle ??????
thefuckingsun: HOW WHAT WHY
yamagucci: AAAAAAYHHHHHHHHHHHHH
thefuckingsun: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
yamagucci: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
thefuckingsun: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
tsukishimakei: where did the king go come collect your turtle
VOLLEYBALLTURTLE: no
VOLLEYBALLTURTLE: wait fuck
yamagucci: KAGEYAM IS THAT YOU
tsukishimakei: why did you make an account for your turtle
VOLLEYBALLTURTLE: she deserves one, okay
thefuckingsun: GUYS LOOK THROUGH THE ACCOUNTS OH MY GOD ITS SO PURE AND CUTE
kiwishima: TURTLE MAN, I LOVE YOUR TURTLE
VOLLEYBALLTURTLE: thank you, she's great isn't she
kiwishima: SHE IS
yamagucci: honestly cant believe that KAGEYAMA TOBIO was the one who made all those posts
thefuckingsun: "Volleyball has been eating lots of strawberries lately, so i got her strawberry socks"
thefuckingsun: IM CRYING.
VOLLEYBALLTURTLE: that post was made months ago how did you go so far
thefuckingsun: BAKEGYAMA U CANT JUST MAKE A REALLY ENTERTAINING TURTLE ACC AND NOT EXPECT M E TO GO THROUGH THE WHOLE ACCOUNT
smolmight: wait a sec arent you guys right by eachother
yamagucci: hes typing that AND yelling
smolmight: oh
smolmight: understandable
VOLLEYBALLTURTLE left
kiwishima: NOOO BRING HER BACK
smolmight: KIRISHIMA WHY ARE YOJ AWAKE
kiwishima: sorry gotta blast
smolmight: GO TO SLEEP
kiwishima: ok mom
yamagucci: same
thefuckingsun added VOLLEYBALLTURTLE
kingofthemilk: STOP
VOLLEYBALLTURTLE left
thefuckingsun added VOLLEYBALLTURTLE
kingofthemilk: i will literally leave
kingofthemilk: bye
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yamagucci: HELP KAGEYAMA RAN AWAY
yamagucci: TSUKKI TOO
thefuckingsun: i want mcdonalds
yamagucci: HINATA WHERE ARE YOU
thefuckingsun: .. mcdonalds
yamagucci: DID YOU FIND THEM
thefuckingsun: yeah we're eating chicken nuggets
yamagucci: i swear to god when i find you i will literally
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yamagucci: im lost
yamagucci: im alone
yamagucci: its almost 6am
yamagucci: i hate this
sugastab: yamaguchi what the fuck
yamagucci: SuGADYWARAR
yamagucci: HeLP ME
sugastab: are you at hinatas?
yamagucci: I DONT KNOW
yamagucci: THEY LEFT ME AND WENT TO MCDONALDS AND I WANTED TO GO TO MCDONALDS TOO SO I WALKED AROHND AND NOW IM LOST D:
sugastab: why not just call hinata???
yamagucci: I TRIED CALLING ALL OF THEM BUT THEY ARENT ASNWE
yamagucci: ..
yamagucci: sugawara we are gonna be short three members
sugastab: what?
yamagucci: im gonna kill them
sugastab: yamaguchi?
yamagucci: THEYWERE FOLLOWIING ME TJE WHOLE TIKME ANMD I AM RINNUNG AGGTER THEM I AM GOLING TO KILL TJNEM .
sugastab: okay have fun
sugastab: im going back to sleep
sugastab: dont be too hard on them
yamagucci: GODOBUE
Notes:
im so bad at updating im so sorry guys