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PREVIUSLY ON JEFF’S GREAEST ADVENTURE…
Stuff layd all over the place. Bildings were broken, walls had falled down, peeple were screming. “なんですか？？？？” poo sed and they all looked up into where the sky was.
…IT WAS GOAST OF GIGAS, BUT HE WAS NO LONGER GOAST. HE WAS FULL ON GIGAS.
Gigas laffed… “Hahaha, try to stop me. I dere you.”
Jeff’s face wwas super scared lookin. he didnt know what was goign on but he new there was a gigas and that was HECKA BAD! “OH MAN, WE ARE GUNNA WHACK YUOR BUTTHOLE SO BAD” sed ness. “ONETT IS MY HOME WERE I LIVE… YOU!!!!”
Gigas laffed agaen. “You are lik a little baby. I will take over this plaenet, and it is my doody to see yuo fall.” Gigas sended an army of party men, old ladies and dogs and also snaks and crows to fite them, and they stared to fite them!
“FITE MY ARMY!” Gigas sed.
Gigas sent his army to fite the chosen four. Tony hid behond jeff as he shot the gun he had in his hand! Ness punched peeple with his bat, and also used psi Rockin on a crow!! It was a realy easy fite becus they alredy did a lot of this at the actual game EARTHBOUND of corse! Paula used some psi fire at peeple and poo used his sord of kings to finish off the last guy.
“I thot that woold be easy…..” gigas sed. “PORKYYYYYYY! FLIP THE SWITCH!” Gigas sed to pokey. Porky sed “ok my master!” And flipped the devils machine switch… which was the switch of the TOILOT.
“IS THAT THE TOILOT I GAVE YUO????” jeff sed. “yeah, I used it to remake the devils mashine! Hehehehehehehehehehehe” pokey sed. Porky flipped the switch and ALL OF A SUDAN Gigas begun to change…….. jeff stood scared as gigas turned into a grey looking alien. he had big ears and a log tail and really scary solid balck eyes. Gigas had turned into Geige.
“I AM GEIGE NOW, AND I AM GONNA TEAR YOU A PART MYSELF!!” Sed geige, as he ran towards ness. Ness sed “oh, is that it? Im gonna beat you up with my baseball bat!” And he stared to fite geige with his baseball bat. Geige floated around ness, blocking all of nesss attacks with his arms. Ness hit the arm REALY hard and geige’s arm trund to red gas for a second and then back. Ness got realy excited to see gieges secret, and so he started to hit faster and more hard then before. When ness hit giege enouhg, Geige started to turn back into Gigas! Sudanly his hole arms were red gas, and Ness thot he was hot stuff when all of a sudan, the red gas went throgh him.
The Gigas arms turned back into giege arms… while they were still in Nesss chest. Geige pulled his arms a part, and ness got teard to peices.
Ness… was ded.
“Ness? NESS?? NEEESSSSSS!!!!!” Paula yelled in ageny. “NOOOOO, NESS DONT BE DEAD I LOVED YOU!!!!!!”
But ness was ded, and not even a doctor culd cure him up.
Paula stared to cry… Geige just laffed. “Yuor ness is a ded one now!” He sed. “want to try YOURE luck??” Paula tried to step tewords him, but Poo stoped her. “あなた は できません…” he sed, and for teh first time she understood. poo drew his sord of kings.
“Oh so its a sord fite, is it??” Geige sed with a smil. “I will make my own sord you see.”
Geiges arm turnd into a sord and swordarm geige started to fite poo! There sords crashed agenst each oters, and they were at it for a long long tim. Back and forth and back and forth and back and fort and finaly Poo turned geiges hand into red gas agen. As poo went for the final blo, geiges red gas hand grabed the sord from poo’s hand… geige stabed him in the stumack. “あいいいいいです！！！” poo yelled… but with his last bit of power he shot out a BIG psi starstorm and BLOW UP SO MANY ENEMYS, AND ALSO GEIGE…AND ALSO HIM.
“Poo? Poo?! POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO” jeff Paula and Tony yelld. They looked at the big expolsion and saw noting but ash, and not from pokemon. but geige and pokey stood up. Geig was red gas now, gigas again. Paula tred to pray.
“our fater, who is a phone, hello be thy name…” paula wisperd. Then she remembered that nesss dad was a phone and not heres, so she changed it up. “our father, who is a dad, hello by they name…”
But gigas laffed. It wasnt working.
“HAHAHAH, YOU DID NOT MEET FRIEDNS ALONG THE WAY THIS TIME” sed gigas. “THEY CANT HELP YUO NOW.”
Paula was mad. “JEFF TONY, GET OUT OF HERE!!!!” she sed, and she stared to fite with a lot of power. She was useing FIRE AND LITENING AND THUNDER AND FREEZE and ALL OF IT WAS OMEGA. But nktjign was working. Jeff and tony ran away and saw with there eyes that their was an atack gigas used that theyre brains couldnt comprehend the nature of. “oh my god, Pauala is also ded” tony sed.
…Adn then the red gas got to them.
Tony sed “jeff, you know i love you so much jeff i realy realy love you” tony sed, and Jeff sed “i love you too, bro”. And then they kissed. But gigas was there.
“I AM GONNA KILL YUOR LOVE” gigas sed, and he shot his evil pawder in the face of tony and jeff knew what was gonna hapen. “NOOOOO, STOP KILLIGN ALL OF MY FREINDS YOU… YOU MONSTER!!!” Jeff sed. Gigas laffed.
“Yuo know what? Im not gonna kill you. Im gonna leave you lik this, ded insied.” Gigas left, and jeff beginned to cry.
Jeff picked up tony and carried him away. “No tony, yuor not gonna die today” jeff sed, as he carried tony away. “Your not gonna die, becus i wouldnt let you…” bht there was no doctor to cure him up anymore. Tony was ded, like evryone else. And jeff wwas alone.
tobe continured, in part two.