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1. Butter Pecan Motor Oil and Existential Dread-Director's Cut by vitaminanime

   Fandoms: Final Fantasy VII  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   01 Jun 2019

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Tifa Lockhart/Cloud Strife
   • Yuffie Kisaragi/Vincent Valentine
   • Cloud Strife
   • Tifa Lockhart
   • Yuffie Kisaragi
   • Vincent Valentine
   • Non-Player Characters
   • mako poisoning
   • Medical Procedures
   • Wheelchairs
   • Catatonic
   • Catheters
   • colostomy bags
   • Vomiting
   • drool
   • emojis
   • hernias
   • Texting
   • Feeding
   • Feeding Tubes
   • Euthanasia
   • Showers
   • Singing
   • Desert
   • Piggyback Rides
   • Pipe Organs
   • chapels
   • crypts
   • Premature Burial
   • Diarrhea
   • Spanking
   • Anachronism
   • Yuffie is an earthy sort of person
   • Yuffie is an audience surrogate
   • Yuffie is an Iron Maiden fan
   • Vincent is an Iron Maiden fan too

   Summary

   When Cloud is in Mideel with mako poisoning, Tifa gets her hands REALLY dirty while taking care of Cloud. Meanwhile, world-class pessimist Vincent teaches a repeatedly traumatized, hysterical Yuffie a thing or two about optimism.

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