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    One fateful Saturday morning, Tony makes the choice to eat breakfast at his favorite cafe, surprisingly mundane in his MIT hoodie and harboring an insatiable need for a mug of black coffee. Next thing he knows, he gets a face full of window glass and one Bucky Barnes quite literally crashing into his life, clad in sinful black body gear and armed with a devilishly sly smirk that has a 110% chance of being exactly Tony's type.

    Bucky is completely charmed by Tony, Steve not far behind.

    At this point, Tony's main concern is just staying alive, preferably long enough so he can attempt to seduce the head of the Carter crime family, and his second-in-command.

    When chaos ensues, it surprises no one.
     

    OR.... the one where Tony calls Bucky a murder muffin and Steve is so on board with that.

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