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*Ashton started the conversation*
Ashton: have you guys ever wondered what its like to be a giraffe
Cal: dude wtf its 4am
Mikey: you high?
Ashton: no but seriously long necks?????
Cal: i think hes high
Mikey: wasnt luke supposed to be looking after him?
Ashton: i am an independent woman i dont need no fcuking maaaaan
Mikey: ok no but where is the blonde fucker
Cal: ill check his room
Mikey: ok
Mikey: you fuckers i was watching a video
Ashton: wouldnt it be cool to have a baaadazz neck mihal
Mikey: you miss-spelled my name
Cal: OH MY GOD
Mikey: what
Ashton: did u find a g'raff??????????
Cal: OH
Ashton: geraaaf
Cal: MY
Mikey: what?
Cal: GOD
Mikey: WHAT
Ashton: g'raffs tho theyrbadass and would like karatechop amotherfucker
Luke: babe use your spaces
Cal: LUKE WHY WOULD YOU LEAVE YOUR DOOR UNLOCKED LIKE TAHT
Mikey: that**
Cal: MICHAEL GO INTO HIS FUCKINGROOM RIGHT NOW
Mikey: but im naked
Cal: SO IS THE BLONDE FUCKER
Ashton: lukeh will u get me a gravf
Luke: what the fuck is that
Luke: isit like a drug
Luke: bc babe ur high enough
Mikey: he means giraffe
Mikey: hes high
Luke: i know
Luke: who do u think gave him it
Mikey: you gave him high??
Mikey: AND YOURE WANKING OH MY GOD WHY DID I GO IN THERE
Mikey: CALUM WHY WOULD U SHARE THAT
Ashton: did u see his dingaling
Mikey: CALUM WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT
Cal: i knOW BUT ?!?!!!
Luke: babe you want a giraffe?
Ashton: yessssss theyre badadd and like are almsot as hisgh as meeeeeee
Mikey: badass**
Cal: that is the only thing youre correcting, wow
Mikey: dude, you wanted to share the image of Luke's hand around his dick
Ashton: i wanna see lukes hand around his ding do g
Luke: my ding dog?
Ashton: DONG
Cal: leaving this band
Ashton: hahahah lukes ding doooong
Mikey: its big
Ashton: i know ive licked it
Cal: what the fuck
Ashton: like a lollypoooop
Mikey: can i
Cal: MICHAEL WHAT THE FUCCMVJF
*Cal has left the conversation*
Mikey: does anyone else hear thud
Mikey: oh hes in my room
*Mikey has left the conversation*
Ashton: but jerafs tho
Luke: babe
Luke: giraffes
Ashton: if u let me call it what i want ill lick ur ding dong
Luke: jerafs it is
*Ashton has left the conversation*
*Mikey has joined the conversation*
Mikey: so me and Cal are
Mikey: Luke why are you the only one left
Luke: nnnkookllknknnknokknojnijnoijo
Mikey: Luke?
Luke: JHBMIKMmjmijmm mjsmikm
Mikey: Oh
Mikey: youre banging
Mikey: YOU COULD HAVE LOGGED OUT
Luke: sorry mikey, lukes a biiiiiit busy;););)
*Cal has joined the conversation*
Cal: LEAVING THIS FUCKING BAND
*Cal has left the conversation*
Mikey: not before you suck my
Mikey: oh
Mikey: gvgvgvyggyvgyvvgy
Mikey: gb gvhuhgb b hg
*Mikey has left the conversation*