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Published:
2019-09-20
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2020-04-01
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4/?
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KarasuHoes

Summary:

(Sunshine has added Dadchi, Sugamama, Asahoe, Shimizu, NishiNishi, and 7 others to the chat)

Sunshine named the chat KarasuHOES

 

Sunshine
ive done did it yall

NishiNishi
Owo?? Whats this??

(Tsukishimak has left the chat)

Sunshine
baby nooooooo !!!!!!!

Notes:

The first chapter is just the summary oooooops the first chapter willl be out vv soon i just wanted to upload soMETHING

im also gonna fix the bolding and italics formatting stuff to make it easier to read when i actually start writing, i just cba for this part

Chapter 1

Chapter Text

(Sunshine has added Dadchi, Sugamama, Asahoe, Shimizu, NishiNishi, and 7 others to the chat)

Sunshine named the chat KarasuHOES

 

Sunshine
ive done did it yall

NishiNishi
Owo?? Whats this??

(Tsukishimak has left the chat)

Sunshine
baby nooooooo !!!!!!!

Chapter 2: 1

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

(Sunshine has added Dadchi, Sugamama, Asahoe, Shimizu, NishiNishi, and 7 others to the chat)

Sunshine named the chat KarasuHOES

 

(5:18pm)
Sunshine
ive done did it yall

NishiNishi
Owo?? Whats this??

(Tsukishimak has left the chat)

Sunshine
baby nooooooo !!!!!!!

Gucci
don't call him baby, he's my baby

Sunshine
:0!!!! you're gonna catch these hands in a minute!!

(Gucci has added Tsukishimak to the chat)

Sunshine
the baby is back!!!!!!!!!

Tsukishimak
If you call me baby one more time I swear to god-

Dadchi
but you're baby

Sunshine
daichi!!!!!! look i finally figured out how to make the groupchats work!!!

Dadchi
yeah and you gave it a stupid name

Sunshine
im going to cry!!!!!

Sugamama
look at that you made our son cry, how could you do such a thing

Gucci
yeah, c'mon dad we should change our name to the karasuhoes

Tsukishimak
Exclamation points are unnecessary. Stop using them in every message, don't you know how the keyboard functions?

Sunshine
this is the worst day of my life!!!!! i cant believe im being bullied rn!!!!

Tsukishimak
This is so annoying, I'd rather talk to you in real life.

Sunshine
:)

Tsukishimak
Don't you dare.

Sunshine
:))))))))))

Tsukishimak
You wouldn't.

Sunshine
i would. it takes 5 minutes.

Tsukishimak
I'm locking my door, you can't get in.

Sunshine
i will find a way!!!!!

(8:14pm)
Yamayama
did he find a way?

Sunshine
yes!!! it wasn't hard!!!

Gucci
you got through a locked door

Tsukishimak
He climbed through my window.

Sunshine
no!!!! i threw rocks at it first, you still wouldn't open the front door for me!!!

Tsukishimak
So you climbed through my window.

Sunshine
well,,, yes

Sunshine
but the smack on the head you gave me was worth it!! the cookies mama tsukishima made were awesome!!

Tsukishimak
You can just tell her that, she's downstairs.

Sunshine
scary

Gucci
tsukki's mom is so nice! how can you be afraid of her

Sunshine
well i snuck in through her sons window uninvited, i didn't leave the best impression when i just showed up in her house

Sunshine
i mean i've done it before, just usually with her permission

Yamayama
you've done it before?? and youve been at tsukishimas house for HOW long without being killed?

Sunshine
oops, i have to go, more cookies to eat!

(Sunshine has left the chat)

Notes:

Anyway yall there's the first chapter!! I plan on making more in one sitting, but I get bored super easily and it might take minute. More will be out soon though!

I also don't have much confidence in how entertaining my writing a plotlines can be, but I think I'll improve as as write (that's what I hope, at least)

Another thing! I'm having trouble with all the bolding and stuff, so for now I'm just going to vibe with how it is. I'd rather get the content out however I can then waste my time trying to perfect all the mechanics of it. If anyone wants to help me out with that, let me know, cause my brain is fried and I've given up on it. (I can't get it to work without bolding the entire chapter, oop).
EDIT: I fixed it ^^

Chapter 3: 2

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

(3:30 am)
NishiNishi
YOOOOO WHAT THE FUCK IS UP MY SQUADDDDD

Baldy
DUDE MY SQUAD XDD

Tsukishimak
Imagine using xD unironically.

Baldy
IMAGINE BEING SO TALL YOU CAN BLOCK EVERY TEAMS SPIKES

Tsukishimak
That was clearly a compliment.

Sunshine
imagine thinking anyone would want to insult a perfect human being

Tsukishimak
Where are you?? I left my room for two seconds to pee and you're gone.

NishiNishi
hinata is at tsukishimas house and hes ALIVE??????

Sunshine
i went to the kitchen!!! your mom left cookies for us without saying anything!!!!

Tsukishimak
Yeah, cause she knew you'd go looking for snacks like you always do.

Baldy
what is this sorcery???? its night time and theyre both,,, theyre both there???

NishiNishi
we must be dreaming, in no world would this happen

Tsukishimak
It was a late study session. He can't ride his bike home in the dark.

Tsukishimak
@Sunshine Come back to bed.

NishiNishi
AND THEYRE IN THE SAME BED IM GONNA FAINT I WISH THAT WERE ME

Sunshine
shut up nishi last weekend was your weekend now its mine!!!!

NishiNishi
We could always spend the weekend TOGETHER

Sunshine
we could if you weren't busy with your family every other weekend!!!!

NishiNishi
THATS UNFAIR SO ARE YOU

Sunshine
i cant help it if we dont have a babysitter!! i tried to make our weekends align i promise!!!

Tsukishimak
Stop fighting, stop using so many exclamation points. @Sunshine Come back to bed.

Sunshine
Do you want me to bring you a cookie when I come?

Tsukishimak
Yes.

Sunshine
:)

NishiNishi
I want a cookie toooooo

Sunshine
then get over here

NishiNishi
fine maybe i WILL

Tsukishima
Oh my god.

Notes:

Thank you so much for reading! <3 I apologize that I still can't figure out how to bold things, but I'll probably just not bold anything for the entirety of the story until someone can teach me how.

I hope this chapter was to your satisfaction! Trust me, reader satisfaction is what keeps us writers going, so don't hesitate to leave a comment on how you think I'm doing! You can even leave me suggestions that I'll probably use :)

Chapter 4: 3

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

(4:03 am)
NishiNishi
open the WINDOW

Sunshine
im comfy tho!!!

NishiNishi
im hanging by the WINDOWSILL get off of tsukki and OPEN IT

Tsukishimak
You can hang there a little longer.

 

(5:20 am)
Dadchi
Don't think you didn't wake me up with those messages.

Dadchi
You all better be here bright and early for practice.

Baldy
OOOHHH DONT BITE THE CAT OR YOULL GET THE CLAWS

Tsukishimak
I don't think that's a real saying.

Sugamama
Are the children getting ready ??

Tsukishimak
Yes mother hen, they have awoken.

Sugamama
Man, 5:30 thats a new record. Maybe Noya will actually be on time to practice today.

NishiNishi
IM ALWAYS ON TIME

Baldy
yeah in your DREAMS bro

NishiNishi
awe thank u bro

Baldy
ur welcome bro

Dadchi
Just get here on time.

Notes:

I'm busting out chapters left and right while I can!