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"Ha!” One of Narancia’s obnoxious fingers points at Mista from across the table. “You’ve sucked dick before?!”
“You haven’t?” Mista counters, raising a cool eyebrow. Unaffected.
Giorno sips his tea calmly next to mista, ignoring the topic of conversation. He turns to Bruno and is about to say something when he feels Mista's hand grope his crotch. "I'll suck a dick right now, matter of fact. There's nothing wrong with that." Narancia didn't even know what to do at this point, and he knew Mista had already made up his mind. Giorno was too stunned to react to the sound of his pants unzipping, and Mista's head ducking under the table.
Narancia looked on in horror for a few minutes as Mista's head bobbed up and down in Giorno's lap, Giorno himself flying into a state of panic before covering his mouth with one hand and pushing Mista's head down with the other. A lot of things happened in the next couple of seconds. Mista brought his head back up and was using a napkin to wipe off the residue from his face, and Giorno had collapsed in his chair after having the soul sucked out of him.
Narancia trembled, before letting his head fall into his hands in utter disbelief. The motherfucker actually did it... Bruno and Abbacchio finally finished putting out the fire that resulted from Bruno trying to cook spaghetti, but by the time they both took their places at the table nothing seemed to be out of place. Abbacchio sighed, seeing Giorno conked out in his dining chair. "What a disrespectful little shit, why can't he sleep in his own room or something?" Narancia didn't say anything, too busy processing the previous events.
"He's probably just tired," Mista responded. "I'll take him up to his bed." He got up and gently took hold of Giorno before lifting him up in his strong arms. He began walking upstairs, but not before turning to give Narancia a small wink. What he said next was almost inaudible, but Narancia knew exactly what he was about to say.
That bastard.
Everyone knew that if you said no homo, it wasn't gay.