Archive of Our Own ^beta

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Woojin: chickfila

Chan: chrisBANG

Changbin: tinygiant420

Felix: weebster69

Jisung: playaaaa

Minho: mcthick

Hyunjin: softbaybwe

Seungmin: wonpilsbf

Jeongin: bootypounder

[bootypounder added: chickfila, chrisBANG, tinygiant420, weebster69, playaaaa, mcthick, softbaybwe, wonpilsbf ]

[bootypounder named the chat Ahegao Agency ]

[8:46 pm]

wonpilsbf: what and why in the actual fuck is this 

wonpilsbf: we dont even watch hentai

weebster69: who tf is “we” bitchass

chrisBANG: bruh stop being so salty leave jeongin alone

mcthick: stop babying him retard he’s a grown ass man

bootypounder : yes! I am grown >:(

mcthick : nvm 

bootypounder: aii bitch damn >:( suck the dorito dust off my dick whore

[chickfila has logged on]

chickfila: in my mind jeongin is a child and im still surprised every time he curses

weebster69: ooooohhh shiiiit

mcthick: you will RESPECT me you fucking twat

mcthick: also that sounds kinda hot when can we meet up 👀

chickfila: eye-

wonpilsbf: LMFAAAOSSJDNSD

[playaaaa has logged on]

playaaaa: minho if anything you shud be sucking dorito dust of MY dick :(

mcthick: you’re so adorable it’s disgusting please stop

playaaaa: :)

chrisBANG: that actually made me gag go do that somewhere else

wonpilsbf: agreed.

bootypounder: agreed.

chickfila: agreed.

weebster69: agreed.

[tinygiant420 & softbaybwe have logged on]

tinygiant420: agreed.

softbaybwe: agreed.

mcthick: OK WE GET IT SHUT THE FUCK UP.

playaaaa: :)

chickfila : fucking fags

wonpilsbf : HHSHHSDBKFDH

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[2:39 am]

[softbaybwe has logged on]

softbaybwe: GUYS go look at my recent bc i NEED TO KNOW WHO PUTS CHEESE ON THEY SALAD

[weebster69 & bootypounder have logged on]

weebster69: bitch wut

bootypounder: guys hear me out

booytpounder : eboy bakugo.

softbaybwe: Y’ALL PUT CHEESE ON UR SALAD?

weebster69: I WOULD DEF SMASH

weebster69: HE’S SO SEXY OMG 

weebster69: UGH UR MIND

bootypounder: STOP BEING SO AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CHEESE GODDAMMIT

[wonpilsbf has logged on]

wonpilsbf: WHO IN DAY6 YALL THINK WATCHES HENTAI??? I THINK JAE

wonpilsbf: IMPORTANT

bootypounder: I THINK SO TOO

softbaybwe: SHUT UP OH MY G O D

[mcthick has logged on]

mcthick: HYUNJIN I WILL FUCKIGN STOMP ON U

[chickfila & chrisBANG have logged on]

chrisBANG: bof of yall stfu b4 i kick ur ass so hard it’s inverted 😐

weebster69: …

wonpilsbf: …

softbaybwe: …

bootypounder: ...

mcthick: ...the disrespect..

chickfila: why tf yall up it’s almost 3

[tinygiant420 has logged on]

tinygiant420: why tf r YOU up fag

weebster69: binnie!!!!

chickfila: the notifications woke me tf up

tinygiant420: bruh jus mute the chat smh

tinygiant420: hi lix <3

bootypounder: gross

weebster69: ok like you arent worse with chan

chrisBANG: …

bootypounder: …

bootypounder: ok.

weebster69: :P

weebster69: binnie come over

tinygiant420: it’s 3am-

tinygiant420 : ok i’ll be there in 10

[weebster69 & tinygiant420 have logged off]

bootypounder: disgusting…...

chrisBANG: i’ll be there in 15

bootypounder: :)

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[5:56 pm]

playaaaa: WOOJIN WHYD YOU EAT ALL MY FOOD FUCK YOU

chickfila: because I’m a bad bitch

wonpilsbf: bald*

playaaaa: BALD LMFAAAOAOAO

chickfila: DIE DIE DIE

[bootypounder has logged on]

bootypounder: i fucking hate minho

bootypounder: can u guys shut the FUCK up

[mcthick has logged on]

mcthick: i will murder you

wonpilsbf: love me jeongin

chickfila: ok minho

bootypounder: i love all of you except seungmin

bootypounder: im jk haha hehe

wonpilsbf: ok

[chrisBANG has logged on]

chrisBANG: fuck im cumming

bootypounder: eye-

playaaaa: AHAHKJBFSLAN WHAT

bootypounder: ju uglay, dookie face :|

bootypounder: im in ur closet lemme drink ur cummies 0//v//0

chrisBANG: ok :]

chickfila: fags

mcthick: fags

wonpilsbf: fags

playaaaa: fags

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[1:24am]

weebster69: cock is one of my favorite tastes. not only that, but balls smell amazing. it makes me go a little crazy on it, to be honest. like, i can’t get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when i feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of cum all over my little trap mouth and slobber dripping down my neck. you’re all fucked up and i wipe my mouth with the back of my hand and ask you if i did a good job. and you can’t even speak because I’ve drained out of the tip of your dick, that’s when im satisfied.

wonpilsbf: hey felix what the actual FUCK

[tinygiant420 has logged on]

tinygiant420: bruh we bought like,,, a dime and we hotboxed my room

bootypounder: u h o h st i n k y

weebster69: binnie i think that as a couple it strengthens our bond to watch hentai together

weebster69: and then i could suck ur dick :(

tinygiant420: im down

wonpilsbf: yeah im out

[wonpilsbf has logged off]

bootypounder: AHASHSBDD

bootypounder: aii im out poopie heads

[9:43 am]

chickfila: ok

chickfila: changbin didnt ur landlord say that if you stunk up the hallway again you’d get evicted

[chrisBANG & bootypounder have logged on]

chrisBANG: if they were up later than that last night i doubt theyre awake right now fuckface

bootypounder: i shouldnt be awake either jackass

chickfila: so rude…

bootypounder: ok and what about it

chickfila: 😐

chickfila: ok

bootypounder: chan im going to sleep if you ft me one more time i will sodomize you with a goddamn plunger

chrisBANG: not a word from me

bootypounder: :)