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Class 1A Chat

Iida Tenya added Midoyira Izuku, Ochaco Urauaka, Asui Tyusu, and 16 others to Class 1A Chat

Iida Tenya: Welcome to Hell.

Ochaco Uraraka: Wow Iida can tell the future how cool!!

Denki Kaminari: owo whats this?

Mina Ashido: OwO whats this??

Sero Hanta: uwu whats this???

Jirou Kyouka: Oh god they’re in sync

Midoyira Izuku: Hello everyone!!

Kirishima Eijirou: Hey!!

Denki Kaminari: yo you know what this means right?

Asui Tyusu: Hi

Momo Yaoyorozu: Hello everyone! Also no, I don’t know what this means?

Mina Ashido: nicknames!!!

Bakugo Katsuki: Oh hell no.

Sero Hanta: Hello to you too bakuhoe <3

Bakugo Katsuki: fuck you.

Denki Kaminari has changed Denki Kaminari to Pika Thot

Denki Kaminari has changed Mina Ashido to PB Thot

PB Thot: !! thanks babe <3

Denki Kaminari has changed Sero Hanta to I’m Sticky;)

Denki Kaminari has changed Kirishima Eijirou to Teef

Denki Kaminari has changed Jirou Kyouka to Airpods Who?

Denki Kaminari has changed to Bakugo Katsuki to Bakuhoe

Bakuhoe: fuck you.

Bakuhoe has changed Bakuhoe to Explosion Murder

Explosion Murder has changed Midoyira Izuku to Take the L

PB Thot: LMFAO Bakubabe can meme??

Pika Thot: LMAOO 

Take the L: :(

Ochaco Urauaka: You guys made him sad >:(

I’m Sticky;): oh fuck f for midoyira 

PB Thot: f

Pika Thot: f

Teef: f

Airpods Who?: f

Ochaco Uraraka: f

Asui Tyusu: f

Momo Yaoyorozu: f

Iida Tenya: f

Todoroki Shouto: f

Koji Koda: f

Toru Hagakure: f

Mezo Shoji: f

Mashiro Ojiro: f

Rikido Sato: f

Yuga Aoyama: f

Fumikage Tokoyami: f

Ochaco Uraraka: Damn thats when everyone pops up

Take the L has changed Take the L to BYOB

Toru Hagakure: does

Toru Hagakure: does that mean bring your own bones?

BYOB: lmao yeah

Ochaco Uraraka has changed Ochaco Uraraka to Kirbee

Kirbee has changed Asui Tyusu to Frog x Tea

Kirbee has changed Iida Tenya to I lost my speed

I Lost my Speed: ?

Kirbee has changed Toru Hagakure to ICU

Kirbee has changed Mashiro Ojiro to Kung Fu Panda

Kirbee has changed Todoroki Shouto to Icy Thot

Kirbee has changed Rikido Sato to Cooking Mama

Kirbee has changed Momo Yaoyorozu to Minecraft

Kirbee has changed Yuga Aoyama to Hotline Bling

Kirbee has changed Mezo Shoji to TenliTiddies

Kirbee has changed Fumikage Tokoyami to Becky lemme smash

Kirbee has changed Koji Koda to Princess

Kirbee: ahh im tired

Frog x Tea: You did good.

Kirbee: wahh thank you <3 :D

Frog x Tea: <3

Pika Thot: ok!! the nicknames are done!!

Icy Thot: eye- my name .

Icy Thot: oh and also

Icy Thot: https://youtu.be/2oBlWOS0l3A  @I lost my speed

I lost my speed: …

Pika Thot: LMFAO todoroki??

PB Thot: BAHHA 

I’m Sticky;): ok y’all Mina is actually dying

Explosion Murder: f

Airpods Who?: f

Kirbee: f

Icy Thot: f

Teef: f

BYOB: I didn’t know you knew memes todoroki

Icy Thot: bruh i came out the womb knowing memes and being gay

Icy Thot: you can call me by my middle name, my middle name is vanessa you can call me that if you want to

Icy Thot: i’m a fucking queen, that’s the fucking gucci gang shit, that’s the fucking period shit

Icy Thot: that’s thendkansniajanm

PB Thot: BHAHAH PLEASE STOP

I’m Sticky;): guys shes gonna die from laughter

Explosion Murder: I stopped him, by stopped I mean suffocated.

Kirbee: Ouuu you and todoroki are together? ;))

Explosion Murder: Shut up.

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Private Message

Strawberry Shouto and Kastu-Don

Strawberry Shouto: Kastu

Strawberry Shouto: Kastuuuuuu

Strawberry Shouto: :(

Kastu-Don: What.

Strawberry Shouto: i’m hungry :D

Kastu-Don: No. Get up and get yourself some food.

Strawberry Shouto: :( but i’m warmmm

Kastu-Don: Fucking fineee. You’re lucky you’re cute.

Strawberry Shouto: ₍՞◌′ᵕ‵ू◌₎♡

Kastu-Don: …. <3

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Crackhead JOINT

Shark Thot: Hey! Anyone study for the test tmmr? I need help on one part,,

Pika Thot: FUCK

PB Thot: come on hun even i knew that

Sticky Thot: Yeah babe this is pretty sad

Pika Thot: REEEEEEE @Explosion Murder 

Explosion Murder has changed Explosion Murder to King Kastu

King Kastu: Fine. Meet me in my room in 10 minutes.

Pika Thot: yayyyy!!! 

Icy Thot: :D 

King Kastu: Yes you can come.

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Class 1A Hell

PB Thot: denki what did you get on that test? :)

Pika Thot: FUCK

Airpods Who?: y’all wildin

BYOB: That test was pretty easy! I thought you studied with Kacchan?

Explosion Murder: He decided to shove a pen up his nose and he short-circuited.

PB Thot: BHAHA that was too funny

Pika Thot: guys!! i didn’t know i would do that!!

I’m Sticky;): We had to stop studying and take a break then we forgot about studying and knocked

Airpods Who?: well Kami what did you get?

Becky lemme smash: I saw his test, kid is rocking a 25%

Kirbee: LMFAOOO DAMN EXPOSED

Minecraft: !!! Tokoyami we shouldn’t tell other’s grades it isn’t our business!

Minecraft: But thank you for saying because that is so sad LOL F

Airpods Who?: LMAO MOMO IS ROASTING YOU F

Pika Thot: REEEE STOPP BABE THEYRE BULLYING ME

I’m Sticky;): ….

PB Thot: hoe don’t do it

I’m Sticky;): ….

Explosion Murder: Hoe do it.

I’m Sticky;): f

Pika Thot: REEEE

Icy Thot has changed Icy Thot to Periodt Shit

Periodt Shit: @Pika Thot 

PB Thot: BHAHA

Airpods Who?: LMFAOO

Kirbee: LMAO

ICU: IM DEAD

Pika Thot: TODOROKI YOU DIDNT EVEN STUDY U LOOKED AT MEMES THE ENTIRE TIME

TenliTiddies: Tag yourself I’m u and you in that sentence.

Peridot Shit: i’m memes 

Explosion Murder: No wonder you failed, you can’t even spell fam

Frog x Tea: f in the chat

Becky lemme smash: nah

TenliTiddies: nah

Kirbee: nah

ICU: nah

Peridot Shit: nah

Airpods Who?: nah

BYOB: nah

Minecraft: nah

Hotline Bling: nah

Cooking Mama: nah

I lost my speed: nah

Teef: nah

Explosion Murder: nah

PB Thot: nah

I’m Sticky;): nah

Kung Fu Panda: nah

Princess: nah

Pika Thot: :(

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Class 1A Hell

BYOB: Good morning everyone!

Kirbee: ...Mido..

BYOB: What?

Frog x Tea: It's 3 in the afternoon, you're lucky it's the weekend.

BYOB: What really??

I lost my speed: Midoriya you should be sleeping at a normal time!! Sleeping very late and waking up late is very concerning and it will surely ruin your sleep schedule!!

BYOB: Well, I mean I did get sleep soo,,

I lost my speed: Go to sleep at a reasonable time!!

Kirbee: Yeah Midoriya you should sleep!!

BYOB: Bruh nah sleeping early is for old people

Pika Thot: damn fam mido really out here beastin on bakuhoe's sleeping time

PB Thot: damn dawg no tea no shade

Explosion Murder: ....

Teef: :0

I'm Sticky;): :0

Explosion Murder: :(

BYOB: I'm sorry!! I didn't mean Kacchan!!

Becky lemme smash: It's true though, sleeping early is for the weak

TenliTitties: Shut up, you sleep early now because you won't let me leave your room and you're warm

PB Thot: how cute!

Becky lemme smash: hmm

TenliTitties: <3

Kirbee: Speaking of gays, I'm a lesbian with a beautiful froggo!

Frog x Tea: <3

Airpods Who?: I'm gay with a beautiful queen <3

Periodt Shit: what hoe? sorry im gay but thanks for calling me bootyful (´ゝз・`)ﾉ⌒☆

ICU: LMFAO

Airpods Who?: Eye- eat ass kid

Periodt Shit: sorry sis that isn't my job ;)

Minecraft: Todoroki that is so dirty omfg

Minecraft: But yes, I love my goth girlfriend <3

ICU: I'm pan but i have a great boyfriend!

Kung Fu Panda: Haha ilyt

Pika Thot: im dating sero :)

I'm Sticky;): Im dating an idiot ://

PB Thot: Im pan as well!

Teef: I'm gay!

BYOB: You are??

Teef: Yeah?

BYOB: bdjsilafebaoufa

Teef: ?

BYOB: Nothing! I'm Bi!

Teef: oh

Becky lemme smash: I'm non-binary and I'm dating Mezou

I lost my speed: I am still finding out,,

Kirbee: Oh! Thats totally ok!

I lost my speed: Thank you.

Kirbee: of course! I'm also glad everyone decided to come out!

BYOB: yeah!!

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Explosion Murder: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING NEKO SUGAR GIRLS MAD LOUD ITS FUCKING 2AM

Airpods Who?: ??

Pika Thot: ah sero its 2 am

I'm Sticky;): Oh ok thanks babe

Teef: You know what Nyan Neko Sugar Girls is bakubro?

Explosion Murder: Sadly, Shouto showed me the other night.

Periodt Shit: i heard my name

Periodt Shit: oh lmao yeah that was pretty great

Explosion Murder: That shit was fucking annoying. Her voice was so annoying

Periodt Shit: yet you cried at the end hoe so ✨😘

Explosion Murder: ... I will suffocate you again I swear to god.

Peridot Shit: oh shit really? ill be there in 2

Explosion Murder: DOOR CLOSED

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BYOB: Anyone awake?

Periodt Shit: oh waddupppp

BYOB: Oh Shou you're up!

Peridot Shit: yuh Katsu tried to suffocate me again but ended up knocking out

Peridot Shit: SOOOOooo since you're awake might as well send this 

BYOB: ? 

Peridot Shit: https://youtu.be/Cbc6s5vxcPQ

Becky lemme smash: yo wtf is thattt??

BYOB: Tokoyami!! You’re awake!

Becky lemme smash: yuh kinda wish i was sleeping tbh cus what that monster just sent ain’t it

Peridot Shit: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

BYOB: !! We should have a group chat, cus if we’re up this late I don’t wanna spam everyone else so late..

Peridot Shit: oh yuh sounds littt

Becky lemme smash: yeah we can do that

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BYOB added Periodt Shit and Becky lemme smash to Late Nite Tingz

BYOB has changed BYOB to CoffeeNeeded

CoffeeNeeded has changed Peridot Shit to Cryptic Shit

Cryptic Shit: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Becky lemme smash has changed Becky lemme smash to NightWing

CoffeeNeeded: Like the DC hero?

NightWing: no.. it’s cus i’m a bird and it’s night

CoffeeNeeded: Right. Well, would you mind if I added someone?

Cryptic Shit: nah go ahead

CoffeeNeeded added FuckSleep to Late Nite Tingz

FuckSleep: midoriya i swear to god if you invite me to another group chat

Cryptic Shit: https://youtu.be/n7i8mTsJQLw

FuckSleep: and that’s when i wish i wasnt insomniac

CoffeeNeeded: Shou what the hell??

CoffeeNeeded: Anyways this is Shinsou!! Welcome!!

FuckSleep: aw sheit the cryptic one is todoroki huh?

Cryptic Shit: the one and only (´ゝз・`)ﾉ⌒☆

NightWing: kinda regret being in this chat ngl

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Explosion Murder: ITS TOO FUCKING EARLY FOR SOMEONE TO BE BLASTING MUSIC RIGHT NOW

Teef: What song???

Explosion Murder: FUCKIN NEKO SUGAR GIRLS END CREDITS SONG ITS SO FUCKING ANNOYING

Teef: Eye- I hear it tho it’s pretty loud,, Kami is that you??

I’m Sticky;): Nah he’s too busy dying at the cursed sonic thing todoroki sent

Peridot Shit: :) you’re welcc

Explosion Murder: ITS STILL PLAYING FUCK SHOUTO IS THAT YOU?

Peridot Shit: sorry hoe you can’t find me

Kirbee: He’s under the couch

Peridot Shit: :0

Explosion Murder: Thanks, the only time i’ll listen to you

Peridot Shit: well shiet, before i die i just wanna say fuck my dadowbwisjqhai

BYOB: And Kacchan got him

Teef: f

Kirbee: f

I’m Sticky;): f

Minecraft: Um why did shouto call me screaming and running??

Minecraft: Oh nevermind f

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Peridot Shit: i lived bitches

Frog x Tea: Oh shit waddup

BYOB: Glad your alive Shou!

Kirbee: Yeah!

Peridot Shit: hmm katsuki got me in a burrito blanket and it’s pretty tight

Explosion Murder: Its to keep you grounded and make you knock out.

Teef: Damn dawg

ICU: Um the toaster is burned??

PB Thot: It was kami

Pika Thot: oh come on!

Teef: I mean what did you think was gonna happen?

Airpods Who?: And of course is was the bakusquad 

Teef: I mean

PB Thot: I mean

I’m Sticky;): I mean

Minecraft: What happened???

PB Thot: Kami tried to make bacon in a toaster

Minecraft: Eye- why?

Pika Thot: nooo mina!! hhhn

Explosion Murder: The toaster is burning? 

Teef: ....

PB Thot: ...

I’m Sticky;): ...

Explosion Murder: ... It was my idiots wasn’t it?

Teef: Well it was just Kami but you called us yours!! <3

PB Thot: !!! Told you he loves us <3

Pika Thot: !! <3

Explosion Murder: No not you. You broke the toaster.

Kirbee: Well it was wholesome until Kami died 

Peridot Shit: https://youtu.be/zjedLeVGcfE @Pika Thot

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Minecraft: Um, should I be worried that Shouto is t-posing and repeated saying something??

Airpods Who?: What is he saying?

Minecraft: Change the world this is my final message, goodbye??

Explosion Murder: He ran out of instant noodles to make soba.

Minecraft: Explains a lot,, We can just go shopping to the store for more??

Kirbee: He’s screeching now,,

ICU: FIELD TRIP????!

PB Thot: FIELD TRIP!!

Airpods Who?: Oh god teen bonding, my weakness

Peridot Shit: me

Becky lemme smash: mood

I lost my speed: If we are going to go shopping then, send Momo and I a shopping list!!

Minecraft: ^^ Yes!

PB Thot: YEAHHH SHOPPING TRIP!!

ICU: YEAHHH

Kirbee: !!

BYOB: Shou is screeching again, I can’t tell it’s hes excitement of shopping or the lack of noddles he has,,

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Explosion Murder: SHOUTO TURN OFF THE DAMN NEKO SUGAR GIRLS I SWEAR TO GOD

Peridot Shit: Raku Chan~ Rarwrshbsisksnak

BYOB: F for shou

Teef: F

Kirbee: f

Minecraft: sigh F

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Class 1A Chat

PB Thot: FIELD TRIP!!!!!

ICU: FIELD TRIP!!! YEAHHH BOII

PB Thot: FIELD TRIPPPPPP!!

Kirbee: You guys seem pretty excited for this shopping trip,,

ICU: Yeah!! It’s a shopping trip, they’re fricking fun!

PB Thot: Yuh!!

Kirbee: Even tho we’re not going to the mall,,

PB Thot: We’re not,,,?

ICU: ?

Frog x Tea: Yeah we’re going to like walmart or something.

Teef: Does japan even have a walmart??

Airpods Who?: Yeah, its called walmart or like seiyu i guess.

Minecraft: Ah! Yes that’s where we’re all going today, I even got Aizawa- Sensei’s permission!

PB Thot: Eh whatever, walmart still lit doe

Pika Thot: soooo

PB Thot: FIELD TRIPP!!

ICU: fIeLd tRiP!!
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I lost my speed: Now everyone!! Try not to get lost, please AND I MEAN please stay together and do not cause trouble!!

Pika Thot: wrow you really dont trust us

I lost my speed: By everyone, I mean you and your group.

ImSticky;): Pfft

Teef: Dont worry Iida!

I lost my speed: Doubt.

Minecraft: We should all be in groups, so we’re not all by ourselves

Airpods Who?: Yeah, sounds good

ICU: YAy!!

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BYOB: Um??? Did anyone else hear that or I’m finally going crazy??

Airpods Who?: No I definitely heard that, what was that??

Frog x Tea: I’d say it was the Bakusquad

ImSticky;): Damn yall really have no faith

Teef: Oh! I’m sorry!!

BYOB: That was you who screamed???

Airpods Who?: Mind I add, like a girl??

Airpods Who?: Thought it be Kami but color me stoked

Teef: Lol nah it wasnt him this time

BYOB: ?

Explosion Murder: It was just Shouto

PB Thot: lmao yuh

BYOB: What happened??

Explosion Murder: Kiri showed him a Jack in a box, bc he didn’t know what it was so yuh

Periodt Shit: YOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT KIND OF KIDS TOY IS THAT????

BYOB: I’m pretty sure it wasnt bad Shou,,

Peridot Shit: NAH FAM THAT SHIT IT SCARY LIKE WTF

Teef: I showed you the All Might one since you like him!!

Peridot Shit: HIS FACE WAS DISTORTED

Teef: oh pfft

PB Thot: Hey Kiri i found your muscle bars!!

Teef: oh Ayeee

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Peridot Shit: bruh them fish living the life right now

Kirbee: Um? Theres a fish tank in walmart??

BYOB: No,, I’m right next to Shou and hes talking about the dead fish in the freezers,,

Becky lemme smash: OH big mood

Frog x Tea: Now Todoroki found his noodles and is screeching again

ICU: I thought he was with the bakusquad??

Pika Thot: nah we were playing hide and seek and we lost him

PB Thot: I thought Bakubabe got him??

BYOB: no no he didnt get him

Explosion Murder: Where is he then?

ImSticky;): ^^

Teef: ^^

Pika Thot: ^^

I lost my speed: ...He was stuck in the ball pit with the net thingy surrounding it

PB Thot: LMFAOOO GOOD HIDING SPOT BRUV

Periodt Shit: THANK FAM I TRIED AND ALMOST DIED

Explosion Murder: Oh my fucking god Im friends with idiots

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Minecraft: I would say this shopping trip was successful!!

I lost my speed: It’s not good to lie Momo.

Minecraft: Eye- I guess you’re right,,

Frog x Tea: It was fun though,, even if we almost got kicked out,,

Kirbee: OK yeah! BUt I definitely won that cart race!!

Explosion Murder: NO you didn’t and you fuckin know it!

Kirbee: Saying your cart had bad wheels isnt a good excuse anymore dude!

Explosion Murder: FUCK YOU I WANT A REMATCH

Kirbee: FINE BY ME

Minecraft: NO guys no rematch we need to pay for everything so we can go home!

Explosion Murder: Tsk fine

Kirbee: tSk hEaDaSs

Explosion Murder: BRUH
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ImSticky;): Hey has anyone seen Denki??

Airpods Who?: He’s not in his room?

ImSticky;): No?? I checked all the dorms?

PB Thot: yeah i cant find him?

ImSticky;): ….

Teef: ….

ImSticky;): WE FORGOT DENKI

PB Thot: OMG LMFAOOO

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CRackhead JOINT

Pika Thot: I CANT BELIEVE YOU GUYS LEFT ME

King Kastu: Read 3:17 pm

Icy Thot: lmao

Pika Thot: LE CRI THE beTrAYAL BY MY FRIENDS

Sticky Thot: deNKI IM SO SORRY 

PB Thot: YFITGB UH YEAH

Shark Thot: Are you ok doe??

Pika Thot: lmao yuh BUt i expect presents from y’all cus you left me :))

King Kastu: Read 3:20 pm

Icy Thot: Read 3:20 pm

PB Thot: Read 3:21 pm

Shark Thot: Read 3:21 pm

Pika Thot: hanta bls

Sticky Thot: Read 3:22 pm

Pika Thot: cry

Pika Thot: oh dearest king katsu, may thee please help thy favorite thot peasant with thy deathly math homework 

PB Thot: um who said you were the favorite thot peasant?

Pika Thot: i did duh?

Shark Thot: Sorry denk but youre definitely not the favorite 

Shark Thot: bakubro attacks you everyday 

Pika Thot: exactly everyday means im thy favorite of king katsu

King Katsu: Da Phuc? You ain’t my favorite lmfaooo

Icy Thot: lmfao f

Shark Thot: yeah shouldnt roki be king katsu’s favorite?

PB Thot: well yeah! But shouldn’t he be queen tho??

Sticky Thot: lol yeah we should change his name

Icy Thot: lolol nah its fine i like my name like this

Shark Thot: why??

Icy Thot: : )

Pika Thot: ok then that means im favorite thot peasant 

King Katsu: You ain’t tho buddy Idk what to tell you

PB Thot: roasted

Sticky Thot: toasted

King Katsu: Shut the fuck up 

Icy Thot: anywho Kami you said you wanted a gift?

Pika Thot: omg!! yes i did

Icy Thot: cool cool,,anything you want or can i surprise you? 

Pika Thot: !! you can surprise me :DDD

Icy Thot: nice nice,,,

Pika Thot: gUYS PLEASE HELP OMH

PB Thot: denk????

Pika Thot: TODOROKI IS THROWJING BAKUGANS AT ME POLEAS

Shark Thot: Bakugans??? You mean those ball toy thingys??

PB Thot: im in the common room and yeah its those toys

Icy Thot: he said he was katsuki’s favorite so i had to get him something related to katsuki,,

Sticky Thot: but??

Icy Thot: Baku, and supposedly these toys hurt,,

Icy Thot: simple.

PB Thot: hm seems legit, you got more?

Pika Thot: miNA NO PLEASWBEU

Shark Thot: guys i think denki is crying,,,

Sticky Thot: yeah i’ll get him

Class 1A Hell

Kirbee: Hello bitches!!!

I lost my speed: Uraraka! Watch your language!!!

Kirbee: aNyWayS we’re deciding to have a movie night since it’s a friday and because I said so!

PB Thot: omggg!! Yes!!!

BYOB: That sounds like so much fun!

KermitxTea: Mhm, you would have to wear your pjs and bring lots of blankets and pillows

Pika Thot: bakusquad out finna build a nice ass pillow fort 

ImSticky;): Oh hell yeah bruh we bouta pop out

PB Thot: Hell yeah bois

Explosion Murder: Your team is gonna go down

Pika Thot changes Explosion Murder’s name to Bakugan!

Bakugan: ….

Pika Thot: do i start running?

Bakugan: :)

Pika Thot: sir yee sir!

Kirbee: LMFAOOOAOAOSOOAOA you think your team is gonna win WACK 

Bakugan: Not think, know

Kirbee: WACK

Bakugan: HOE IT AINT WACK WHEN YOU HAVENT SEEN IT YET

Kirbee: WACK BITCH WACK

Teef: When does the movie start,,,?

ICU: 8 pm!!

ICU: So we have the whole night to watch movies!!

Minecraft: So does anyone have movie recommendations?

Pika Thot: owo??

ImSticky;): owo?

KermitxTea: I thought you died

Peridot Shit: i have two movies i wanna watch!! :D

Kirbee: Ah yes the pure one has come

Minecraft: Well, since Todoroki has movies he wants to watch let’s start with his first!

I lost my speed: Well then let’s try not to be loud then everyone!

PB Thot: See you at 8!!

Everyone was pretty much excited for their movie night, they had all types of snacks even Kaminari’s weird ones. Right now they were having a pillow fort competition. The teams were Bakusquad and the DekuCrew which Shinso was apart of since Midoriya invited him.

“FUCK YOU KIRBY BITCH! STOP MESSING UP OUR FORT!!” and of course it was Bakugou and Uraraka fighting. “WELL MAYBE I WOULDN’T HAVE TO IF YOU DIDN’T THROW KAMINARI AT OUR FORT!” Uraraka yelled back.“I TOLD YOU HE TRIPPED!” “TRIPPED HUH? FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ROOM?” 

Everyone was just watching how this was turning out. Yaomomo was setting up the TV that was plugged in a laptop. They found an illegal website to watch the movies Todoroki wanted since it wasn’t on any streaming apps yet. Toru and Jirou were setting up the snacks and drinks. Surprisingly Tokoyami had a lot of fluffy blankets which everyone was super happy about. 

Once the yelling and fort competition finished, Uraraka declared her team won, it was 8:45 and they were starting up the movie. 

“So,, uh Todoroki you never said but what’s this about called and about?” asked Jirou. Todoroki smiled and said “We’re watching Cats the movie, I heard it’s really great!” Bakugo could be the only heard saying “Oh my fucking god”, before his mouth was covered by Todoroki. “Wait so Cats? Like literal cats because hell yeah let’s watch.” Shinso said excitedly, too bad if he only knew. So, the movie started and well Bakugo hoped it ended. 

“WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BULLSH-“ Shinso yelled before being attacked by Todoroki’s hamster plush. The scene everyone is watching was the cat person dancing with cockroaches. Let’s just say everyone agreed with Shinso. Shinso hissed curses at the screen and threw popcorn at the screen. “I’m so pissed oh my lordy” “Is this almost done?” Midoriya asked and was responded with a shaking of the head by Todoroki and a loud groan from Shinso. 

Once the movie was over, started a rant from Shinso. “Bro deadass eat my ass Todoroki that shit was GOD DAMN AWFUL!”

Todoroki started giggling which he started doing more and it made everyone happier when it happened, “Sorry no can do, it’s supposed to be the other way aro-“ Cut off by Bakugou who tackled him in a hug. “Well what’s the other movie you wanted to see Todoroki?” Momo stated, she tried not to show it but she definitely hated the movie, hopefully the next one will be better.

“Ah! It’s the Grudge” Todoroki was trying to get out of Bakugou’s hold but failed. “It’s a scary movie, I hope it’s ok,,” “Scary movies are great Shou-chan!”. “Don’t trust him Midoriya after that movie my trust is gone.” “Let’s play it! We need a scary movie after that distasteful mess.” And so the movie played. Let’s just say Shinso tackled Todoroki during it. And so another person banned from suggesting movies on movie nights, the one you’d least expect.

“Let’s play uno!!” Toru said excitedly, she was holding three packs of uno cards since the whole class was playing it’ll be difficult with one deck. “Yeah great idea!” 

“FUCK YOU WHAT THE HELL!” “WACK MAN KEEP YELLING AT ME OR WE TAKING THIS OUTSIDE!” “DEADASS POST UP ITS ON SIGHT” 

Kermitxtea: So who are we betting for that’s gonna win?

ICU: I’d say Uraraka she’s very strong!

Airpods Who?: Bakugou is strong too tho

Pika Thot: sorry uraraka but my main mans bakubitch is gonna win

ImSticky;): Lol you’re gonna be his punching bag that’s what

BYOB: The fact that they’re actually gonna fight is scary,,

Teef: I bet for both! They’re both very manly

I lost my speed: We shouldn’t be betting!! We should stop them!

Bakugan: Bruh stfu

I lost my speed: …

I lost my speed: Uraraka?

Kirbee: Yes sir!

I lost my speed: Beat his ass fam

BYOB: LMFAO

PB Thot: GET GOT BAKUGO JDNSJ

BYOB: Boom Boom pomeranian got getted 

PB Thot: f for bakuhoe 

Airpods Who?: Tell em to bring me my money 

Bakugan: Fuck you

Kirbee: Well wack man where’s my crown 

Bakugan: In your ass hoe

Kirbee: Spicy

BYOB added NyanBitch to Class 1A Hell!

BYOB: Shinso wanted to say something to Shou-chan,,

Peridot Shit: owo?

NyanBitch: deadass we bouta fight cus i’m still mad about that bullshit movie 

Periodt Shit: nah i’m tired 

Nyanbitch: You can’t deny me hoe

Peridot Shit: i know you’re tired Shinso

Nyanbitch: i’ll see you tmmr, you better hope that movie doesn’t haunt my dreams cus i will cry

Peridot Shit: :((( i’m sowwy

Nyanbitch: bleh

Nyanbitch: I DIDNT FUCKING SLEEP 

Peridot Shit: !!! :(( !!

Nyanbitch: im teLLING MY DAD ON YOU OMG

Peridot Shit: nO WAIT IM SOWWY BLS

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Class 1A Hell

BYOB: @everyone

BYOB: Has anyone seen Shouto?

Nyanbitch: he’s on the fridge.

BYOB: Um what?

Nyanbitch: he’s grounded so he’s on the fridge.

BYOB: What why????

Nyanbitch: he decided to suggest that god awful movie and it gave me nightmares

Nyanbitch: so i told dad and now he’s grounded on the fridge

Peridot Shit: this house is a fUCKING NIGHTMARE

Nyanbitch: deal with it 

Teef: Um?? Todoroki hissed at me??

Nyanbitch: yeah he does that

BYOB: What did you do?

Teef: I wanted some orange juice and he hissed at me

Periodt Shit: you hurt my people my kingdom

BYOB: Kingdom???

Peridot Shit: ive been up here for so long the fridge and food inside declared me as their king

BYOB: eye-

Nyanbitch: wtf omg you were only up there for two hours

Peridot Shit: 2 hours are 2 years for my people

Nyanbitch: deadass whatever dust up there you inhaled is messing with your head b

Teef: He’s hissing again

Nyanbitch: hoes mad

Pika Thot: is he supposed to throw things at you too???

Teef: lmao what

Pika Thot: i wanted some easy cheese for my oreos and he threw a box at me,,

Teef: …

Nyanbitch: … easy cheese

Pika Thot: yeah?

Teef: With oreos…

Pika Thot: yeah???

Nyanbitch: you finally did something good todoroki great job b

Peridot Shit: can i get down now?

Nyanbitch: lol nah suffer

BYOB: Yeah he’s hissing again

Bakugan: Is Shouto still on the fridge?

Nyanbitch: oh shit i think he is omg

ImSticky;): kid prolly dead from all that dust

Peridot Shit: bruh are you serious i couldve left a long time ago?

Nyanbitch: no one told you to take a nap

Peridot Shit: boi i will tell my people to poison you the next time you get something out this fridge

Peridot Shit: the amount of time ive been up here is the amount of time youre gonna spend in the bathroom

BYOB: eye-

Minecraft: Eye- what is happening??

Airpods Who?: ^^

Nyanbitch: … wtf todoroki

KermitxTea: The fact you keep saying my people like you actually rule them and have a kingdom makes this better

Peridot Shit: i am their king 

ImSticky;): Dude what are you smoking??

BYOB: I think Shouto is just playing around

Peridot Shit: yea then what does this crown on my head mean then

Pika Thot: crown??

Teef: ^^

Airpods Who?: ^^

Airpods Who?: don’t tell me momo made you a crown

Peridot Shit: nah its from burger king 

ImSticky;): burger king???

Pika Thot: when did you go to burger king?

Peridot Shit: nah i didnt Katsuki was out so he got me some and this crown

Nyanbitch: …

Nyanbitch: inhales

Nyanbitch: YOURE IN THE KITCHEN WHY DO YOU NEED TO GET FOOD FROM OUTSIDE

Peridot Shit: talk to the hand

BYOB: hdjeowhud

BYOB: Shouto omg

Minecraft: What was that?

Minecraft: Todoroki?

Peridot Shit: i fell off the fridge lmao

I lost my speed: Are you ok?? Do you need the nurse??

Peridot Shit: nah it’s good we good

PB Thot: so @Pika Thot what did you get on that math quiz?

Pika Thot: eye-

Pika Thot: you just HAD to text this ok main didnt you?

PB Thot: ding ding my guy

PB Thot: what did you get?

Bakugan: I swear to god if you failed this quiz i will go feral 

BYOB: You’re already feral enough Kacchan,,

Kirbee: Feral rat boi back at it again 

Bakugan: 凸

Kermitxtea: lmao

PB Thot: SO WHAT WAS IT

Pika Thot: imma text it to you privately but don’t you tell anyone ok

PB Thot: yes yes my guy just send

Pika Thot: ok i did

PB Thot: ISNSISJSJAJ

PB Thot: YOOOOO ARE YOU DUMB OR ARE YOU DUMB?

Teef: what did he get??

Pika Thot: MINA NO

PB Thot: JSBSJAJS 3 out of 20

Pika Thot: blocked and reported 

Bakugan: HOW THE HELL

Airpods Who?: Dude each question was 3 points that means you only got one right

Pika Thot: THIS IS BULLYING

Nyanbitch: god damn omg

Nyanbitch: anyone failed or?

Becky lemme smash: nah

Kermitxtea: ^^

Kirbee: ^^

Minecraft: ^^

Peridot Shit: ^^

I lost my speed: Kaminari you really need some tutoring 

I lost my speed: Cus this ain’t it

Kirbee: What a meme

Nyanbitch: Todoroki deadass you did not pas

Peridot Shit: lolz i did

Peridot Shit: i got the highest grade yeet

Nyanbitch: YOURE LYING

Peridot Shit: no?

Nyanbitch: so you’re telling me you’re actually one of the top 5 smartest in the class

Peridot Shit: yeah?

Nyanbitch: WHERE THE HELL IS YOUR BRAIN WHEN WE’RE IN THE DORMS THEN

Peridot Shit: my brain needs to relax sometimes 

Nyanbitch: @Bakugan i’m going to tackle him

Bakugan: :(

PB Thot: eye-

BYOB: You made him sad

Peridot Shit: dw i’ll cheer him up with my break dancing skillz

ICU: You can break dance??

Peridot Shit: yuh

Bakugan: He can not

ImSticky;): well that skill died quickly

PB Thot: we deadass should make our own Buzzfeed Unsolved 

ICU: ?

PB Thot: we should go to the woods and find something 

Becky lemme smash: Cryptic stuff ah yes we should

PB Thot: !! yes thank you toko

Bakugan: What you wanna find a murder out there?

PB Thot: probably we can record it and get famous 

ImSticky;): big bank

Minecraft: I dont know that’ll probably be dangerous

PB Thot: ok yeah but it’s gonna fun

Airpods Who?: Yeah sounds pretty fun

PB Thot: whos down?

Airpods Who?: aye

ImSticky;): aye

Becky lemme smash: aye

Pika Thot: eye

PB Thot: no one else is saying anything so imma say yes for y’all and i will drag you guys

ICU: when are we gonna go?

PB Thot: 10 pm

Bakugan: Theres bound to be a murder happening right then and there why

PB Thot: that makes it more thrilling

BYOB: Running from a murder??

PB Thot: yes exactly knew you’d understand Mido

Becky lemme smash: we have to wear all black

Kirbee: Bring flashlights too!

Kermitxtea: Probably a portable charger too

PB Thot: hell yeah boi! i’m excited 

Teef: tbh i am too

Nyanbitch: i better find something interesting 

Minecraft: Anything to say,???

I lost my speed: I’m going too, you watch you guys of course 

BYOB: It’s ok Iida we know you like thriller 

PB Thot: alright!!!!

It was 9 pm and everyone was getting ready for their thrilling adventure. Of course most people had doubts but at least they weren’t going by themselves right?

“Alright guys let’s go!!” A few people cheered. They had most things packed, hand sanitizer, batteries, portable charger, flashlights and argued by Iida to bring bug spray.

Onwards! They made it to the entrance of the woods and maybe just a few were regretting this decision. “Ok! Let’s go in groups shall we?” “I think it would be better that way” “Now if we find something or hear something text in the group chat or yell” “Just by yelling a murderer is definitely gonna come then” “There’s no murderer Bakugou!” 

Into groups they went, Uraraka, Tsuyu, Iida, Momo Jirou and Midoriya in a group. Kaminari, Mina Bakugou, Todoroki, Sero and Shinsou in another. Tokoyami, Toru, Ojiro, Shoji, and Aoyama in the last one. Koda was the only one allowed to stay back in the dorms. So everyone in a group started to wander around, taking different sections of the forest.

“Do you think we’ll find like the moth man or something?” “Oh deadass that’ll be lit, we’ll definitely get famous from that.” Bakugou’s group started walking around not trying to find anything at the moment until-

“Wait shut the fuck up.” “Are you ok bro? Do you hear something?” There was rustling in the bushes and it sounded like something big was in those bushes. “Um It’s probably a bird or something a ha ha.” “Kami what kind of bird goes in bushes like that?” 

“Guys I think something is really in there” Rustling became louder. The group pointed all their flashlights at the bush, only if being a cat walking out of it. 

“A cat!!” Todoroki ran up to said cat and started to pet it uncontrollably. Shinsou decided to pet the cat too. Everyone was distracted over the cat and they didn't notice the stranger behind them. Bakugou was the first to notice and yelled pretty loud. He ran to Todoroki and placed him over his shoulder. Everyone started to turn around to see what Bakugou was yelling at. Then saw the man and started yelling and ran after Bakugou deeper in the woods. “Wait Katsuki the cat! We can’t leave it!” Bakugou couldn’t ignore Todoroki’s pouting so he ran back let Todoroki scoop the cat up and ran back to his friends screaming deeper in the woods.

Class 1A Hell

Pika Thot: ISNSJWJS THERS A MAN OMGDBS

BYOB: Wait what are you serious???

Pika Thot: WERE RUNNING GUYS

Pika Thot: HE WAS BEHIND US AND WE RAN ODNS

Airpods Who?: Kami’s texting is pretty decent when running

Pika Thot: my many talents

Kirbee: Did you recording it???

ImSticky;): Yeah i’m recording everything 

Minecraft: are you guys safe???

Nyanbitch: yeah we’re ok 

Teef: Shinsou might pass out idk

Minecraft: ??!

Nyanbitch: running is definitely not my thing oh god

Kermitxtea: Where are guys now??? 

PB Thot: deeper in the woods now

BYOB: Deeper?? oh god 

PB Thot: IDBSJAJBSBAH UM UM

ICU: ???

Pika Thot: TODOROKI FELL AND WE CANT SEE WHERE

BYOB: WHAT 

Kirbee: Y’all’s bad luck is on point doe

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“TODOROKI! WHERE DID YOU GO?” Kirishima started yelling. “BAKUHOE IS GONNA KILL US! COME ON!” Kami said afterwards. 

“How is Bakugou doing Mina?!” Kirishima yelled to Mina. “Um, He’s panicking so not really good?!” and on cue Bakugou sure was panicking, he was looking around with his flashlight for Todoroki. The bakusquad made sure to keep Bakugou close so they don’t lose another person. 

“Guys! There’s a lake!!” shouted Shinsou. Immediately everyone ran to Shinsou’s light. They yelled out for Todoroki but hearing nothing in response. Bakugou’s anxiety went higher and higher. 

“Yo deadass imagine we find the Loch Ness Monster, that’ll be so cool!” stated Kami “The fucking what?” Bakugou said back. And everyone else sighed because they knew where this was going. 

“Dude the Loch Ness Monster you don’t know that meme?”-

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Class 1A Hell

Minecraft: Did you find Todoroki yet??

I lost my speed: Yes, please have you??

Kirbee: Todoroki really do be dying doe

PB Thot: HHHHN not the time!!!

Kirbee: Right right sorry,,

Becky lemme smash: What a bouquet of darkness

Nyanbitch: emo headass 

Minecraft: Shinso!! Did you find him?

Nyanbitch: um

Minecraft: ?

Nyanbitch: Kami is trying to distract Bakugou was Loch Ness Monster memes since we’re near a lake but yeah it’s not working,,

FrogxTea: Why is he distracting Bakugou?

ImSticky;): Bakugou is literally gonna shit himself if we don’t find Todoroki 

Teef: The distracting Bakubro plan failed Kami got hit :((

Pika Thot: he’s so fuck- YYSHIFSAEH 

Airpods Who?: ??!

PB Thot: THERES SOMETHING MOVING IN THE WATER

BYOB: UM?

Pika Thot: ITS THE FUCKING LOCH NESS MONSTER BITCH

Nyanbitch: I CAN NOT

ICU: !!

Pika Thot: IM GONNA SHIT MYSELF-

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The group pointed their flashlights at the lump of water rising up in the lake. All scared shitless, they wanted to run away but they kinda had to record to get that bank. The lump came closer and they realized the water was red. 

“IS THAT BLOOD HELL NO SATAN” The lump got close enough that they noticed the water was red and a light grayish color. “ITS FUCKING TODOROKI’S BODY DEADASS IM SORRY FOR YOUR LOST BAKUGOU” Kami kept yelling. After being shushed by the group, the lump rose and revealed a soaked Todoroki.

“Shouto!?” yelled Bakugou running to Todoroki. Todoroki turned around and was hugged tightly by Bakugou. “Oh hey Katsu” and hugged back.

“Todoroki we thought you died!” Kirishima said. “Whattt? No, when we were walking I walked farther and then fell into this lake. I was extremely angry that new sneakers got wet but then I started warming the water up and then I started vibing” said Todoroki which he sounded proud of what happened.

The group was silent. Dead silent. Did Todoroki seriously-?

“I’m going to kill him, Oh my god, I’m gonna end someone’s life today” Shinsou broke the silence. “You are so lucky we’re near a lake because I’m going to kill you right here and put rocks in your pants so you can’t float back up” He said harshly to Todoroki.

“Mina, make sure I look cute for my mugshot.” and he started to charge at Todoroki. He pushed Bakugou out the way and tackled Todoroki back in the water. The whole time this happened Todoroki started to laugh uncontrollably.

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Class 1A Hell

Minecraft: Any luck??

Teef: yeah yeah we found him,,

BYOB: Oh thank goodness!!

Minecraft: Yes! Where was he?

Teef: in the lake

Teef: vibin,,

BYOB: eye-

Pika Thot: shinsou’s a murder now,,

Nyanbitch: period.

Becky lemme smash: well then

Minecraft: Guys lets please regroup and head back

Bakugan: I’m hungry we’re going to Mcdonald’s -Todoroki <3

Airpods Who?: What happened to his phone?

Bakugan: The water destroyed it, all my memes :((

Bakugan: I have to get my another phone when we get back

Kirbee: Another phone-

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The Bakusquad made it out of the woods and found a Mcdonald’s like Todoroki requested. They looked like a bunch of robbers wearing all black. One was still wet which was Shinsou because Todoroki decided not to dry his clothes, don’t worry though Shinsou will get his payback. Todoroki did get the cat back, after getting out of the lake the cat came back to him like it was waiting for him. 

Making it to Mcdonald’s the group combined all their money together after Bakugou yelling at the worker saying he only had four dollars and no change. They had about $15.90 in total. After buying food, they shared three fries among all of them to save money, and started eating.

“So I would say, this cryptic hunting was a success?” said Mina which caused Shinsou to groan loudly and Bakugou throwing a fry at her which she gladly ate. 

“No but that guy who was there, I thought we were really gonna die” said Kirishima. “Yeah that was scary” After eating they decided to leave and regroup with everyone else after Iida angrily texted them.

After regrouping they headed back and the Bakugou squad tried to forget what happened back there. Though weirdly enough, Todoroki was fine.

“Guys! Meet Milky Socks! Me and Katsu’s child! Isn’t he cute?” Todoroki said while holding up the said cat. The cat was a scottish fold munchkin cat who yes did look like he was wearing white socks. 

“Why two names?” asked Uraraka, “He responds to Socks but Milky Socks is his full name, he has my whole heart.” replied Todoroki while hugging Socks.

“Cool, we have a cat now, shouldn’t we ask Aizawa though first?” someone asked. “Nah we good trust me” said Shinsou. And now Milky Socks was part of 1A hell.

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Class 1A Hell

TenliTiddies: Whats with all the screaming?

Airpods Who?: The idiot squad and Dekucrew are playing minecraft in the common room

ICU: They all brought they’re laptops and they’re playing on Todoroki’s server

Minecraft: They're screaming is a little too loud but they’re fun to watch!

Pika Thot: @ImSticky;) yo deadass eat my ass

ImSticky;): kINDA BUSY rn

Nyanbitch: that’s karma hoe

Pika Thot: KARMA? SERO LEFT MY LLAMA OUTSIDE MIND YOU ITS NIGHT

ImSticky;): Well wait, no big ass llama gonna stay in the house just build a barn later

Pika Thot: @PeridotShit make me admin and kill them

Peridot Shit: no sir

Nyanbitch: todoroki where are you and bakugou?

Peridot Shit: we made a castle

Kirbee: You did?

PB Thot: yeah it’s actually really impressive 

Teef: yeah me and Mina got invited to see it

Pika Thot: Invited?

PB Thot: yeah there’s a reason why Todoroki asked for you to make a chest mailbox thingy outside your house

PB Thot: so you can get letters from them to visit their house

Nyanbitch: their house is pretty far too

Pika Thot: the only letter we got was “You’re fucking ugly” by Bakugou 

I’mSticky;): yikes yeah no that was only for you,, i actually got a letter in my own chest in the house

PB Thot: LMFAO

Nyanbitch: get got yikes

Pika Thot: fine be that way

Pika Thot: @I’mSticky;) you’re uninvited to my sweet sixteen summer bash birthday hawaiian bash birthday party

I’mSticky;): bro… how old you gonna turn?

Pika Thot: 4

I’mSticky;): lit 

I’mSticky;): but if i’m uninvited then you’re uninvited to my all you can eat pizza at chuck e cheese we finna rob bakugou birthday summer bash

Bakugan: What

PB Thot: No way Kami,, you got uninvited to that party

PB Thot: That party was gonna be lit

Pika Thot: no wait-

Pika Thot: YOU KILLED ME?

Kirbee: Lmfaoo literally rip

BYOB: Shouto and Kacchan’s place is really cute!

BYOB: I’m surprised Kacchan let him decorate it like that

Peridot Shit: arent the fairy lights cute? :D

Kirbee: I love the goat you have 

Peridot Shit: yeah me and Katsu are trying to find a cat that looks like Socks

Kirbee: How’d you finish your castle that fast already

Bakugan: We wanted to get it done so we can brag

BYOB: Well then

Teef: I want to make a castle

BYOB: Oh! I can help if you want!

Teef: Oh yeah sure sure! Where are you i’ll meet you

BYOB: Yay ok!

Peridot Shit: ;)

BYOB: Hushhhh find your minecraft cat

Pika Thot: MINA WHY DID YOU KILL ME

PB Thot: Ohp i heard through the grapevine you had diamonds

Pika Thot: I DONT i lost all my stuff now omg

PB Thot: Your shit was wack that’s why i took your llama 

Pika Thot: EYE

Peridot Shit: get rekt

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Airpods Who?: What is that annoying sound?

Kirbee: Yeah you hear that too??

Pika Thot: lololol Bakugou looks constipated

Airpods Who?: Is that him making the sound?

Airpods Who? If so he needs to keep that constipation in check

FrogxTea: Oh my god hold on

Bakugan: THE FUCK WHY DID YOU THROW A TEXTBOOK AT ME BITCH

Frogxtea: The sound is still there

Kirbee: Throw another one?

FrogxTea: Bet

Bakugan: THE SOUND ISNT ME FUCKIN STOP

I lost my speed: !! We shouldn’t be throwing things at each other while class is in session!!

Kirbee: It’s a free period Iida

I lost my speed: Well then

Airpods Who?: ITS STILL THERE 

Frogxtea: How many books do we have to throw at him??

Bakugan: FUCKIN ZERO

BYOB: F

BYOB: Sorry guys,,

Kirbee: ?

BYOB: I was kicking his chair cus he wouldn’t give me back my All Might pen,,

Airpods Who?: Oh my fuckin-

PB Thot: IFBWIAJ

PB Thot: YOU DIDNT HAVE TO KICK HIS CHAIR THAT HARD

Pika Thot: HE WENT FLYINGRJWUWH

NyanBitch: damn b

Pika Thot: anyways @Teef

Teef:?

Pika Thot: since you’re always the nice one what do you think of my drawing of you?

Bakugan: Its fucking ugly

Pika Thot: shut up

Teef: You take constructive criticism?

Pika Thot: yeah go ahead!

Teef: ok well

Teef: Its really nice!! I like it!

Pika Thot: really! omg

Teef: No bitch, it’s deadass terrible you color like a damn kindergartener like there’s the saying color in the lines for a reason. It’s terrible end of story, your drawing career was over before it even started. Get Got.

PB Thot: IM GONNA PEE-

Airpods Who?: THE FACT THE WHOLE ASS ROOM GOT QUIET 

Kirbee: KIRI WHAT-

Nyanbitch: IM GONNA FUCKIN CHOKE

Teef: Sorry was that mean,,? You said constructive criticism!!

Imsticky;): You legit burned his entire existence b

Pika Thot: y’all so FUCKIN RUDE

Imsticky;): It’s ok Denki, I’ll give you a hug

Pika Thot: :D

Imsticky;): Sike bitch wood of thot

Minecraft: Are you guys always this mean to each other or????

PB Thot: nah dw momo, we make fun of each other all the time and we know that they’re jokes

Bakugan: They’re my stupid idiots

Teef: :D

PB Thot: :D

Pika Thot: :D

Imsticky;): :D

Bakugan: Where’s the last one?

Kirbee: Todoroki?

Bakugan: Mhm

Nyanbitch: BAHAHAHAH I WENT TO THE BATHROOM SIS IS DEADASS KNOCKED ON THE TOILET

Bakugan: Ah there he is.

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Class 1a Hell

Pika Thot: yo bakubitch really out here coughing

PB Thot: if this hoe got the virus we’re jumping him

I’mSticky;): Hell yeah 

Teef: That’s not really 6ft of you

PB Thot: wack

Pika Thot: someone take his nasty ass to recovery girl 

Minecraft: Bakugou doesn’t have the virus !

PB Thot: oh yeah then what’s up?

BYOB: Kacchan has allergies !

PB Thot: oh worm tis allergy szn

Airpods Who?: I don’t think recovery girl can heal diseases??

BYOB: Yeah cus if she could Kacchan wouldn’t be here rn 😌

Pika Thot: DAMN 

PB Thot: yOOO bakubabe needs to lay down after that ROAST

Bakugan: Fuck you Deku 

BYOB: No, I'm ok!! 🤢

ImSticky;): kid really out here roasting your whole ass existence with emojis

Peridot Shit: phat f

BYOB: Shouto ! Hello !! :D

Peridot Shit: no

BYOB: Wha- I didn’t even say anything 

Peridot Shit: i know you wanna see socks but i cant 

BYOB: Whattt whyyyy

Peridot Shit: im teaching him how to rule the kingdom when i retire

Nyanbitch: hate it here

Nyanbitch: dude you were on top of the damn fridge 

Nyanbitch: you’re not going back up there

Peridot Shit: ….

Teef: there’s a big box for Todoroki in the common room

Nyanbitch: todoroki i swear to god if that big ass box is what i think it is 

Nyanbitch: i’m sending you to your dad

Peridot Shit: tuff luck bitch i told my dad i had a drug addiction and he doesn’t want me back 

BYOB: Shou!! You didn’t!!

Peridot Shit: … you’re right i didnt

Peridot Shit: yet

Nyanbitch: bruh

Peridot Shit: ankneeways @Bakugan 

Bakugan: ?

Peridot Shit: can you help me bring the 

Peridot Shit: ECR4Kids Jumbo Princess Palace Playhouse, Pink Castle Play House with Turrets and Flags, Full-Sized Door with Musical Doorknob, Indoor or Outdoor Play, Over 8 Feet Tall

Peridot Shit: and

Peridot Shit: Little Tikes Princess Horse & Carriage

Peridot Shit: up to my room? 😳👉👈

Nyanbitch: i hate you so damn much 

Nyanbitch: why am i living

Pika Thot: just to suffer 😔✊

Pika Thot: also Todo can i come visit your castle later? 😳

Peridot Shit: “i hate you so damn much” @Nyanbitch love you too hoe but i’m in a committed relationship 

Peridot Shit: also yes but socks wants gifts

Pika Thot: yeth of course Bakusquad is coming over later

Teef: Hell yeah!

PB Thot: FUCK YEAH 

I’mSticky;): litttt

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Bakugan: Who the actual FUCK ruined the pan with cheese?

Airpods Who?: ??

Bakugan: Theres legit BURNT ASS cheese all over the pan and now the pan is ruined

Nyanbitch: are you seriously asking that question?? 

Bakugan: You’re right

Bakugan: @Pika Thot @PB Thot @Teef @I’mSticky;)

Bakugan: Fess up bitch

Nyanbitch: 👁

Nyanbitch: i meant todoroki but whatever 

Peridot Shit: bitch-

Peridot Shit: i’ll have you know i’m a top chef-

Nyanbitch: stfu

Peridot Shit: ok

Pika Thot: IM SORRY BAKUHOE

Pika Thot: SERO ASKED FOR GRILLED BREAD 

Pika Thot: SO I MADE IT

I’mSticky;): WHA- I SAID GRILLED CHEESE 

I’mSticky;): YOURE HELLA BACKWARDS LMFAOO

Minecraft: Please explain 

Airpods Who?: You can see Momo’s disappointment 🤭

I’mSticky;): mans over here put CHEESE BREAD CHEESE 

I’mSticky;): calls it grilled bread 

PB Thot: hate it here

NyanBitch: x2

Kirbee: Your squad is hella cursed damn

BYOB: Uraraka! Hello!! :D

Kirbee: Hi :D

ICU: Where have you been?

Kirbee: Oh yeah,,, i had to get a new phone and set it up which was hard

BYOB: New phone???

Peridot Shit: i couldnt stand it anymore

ICU: ??

Kirbee: Todoroki stuck into my room, took my phone, i had to chase him all the way to the P.E Grounds and he froze my phone, smashed it with a bat, lit it on fire and hit it with a bat again.

Kirbee: Then he gave me an iphone XR and left me to learn on my own to set up while crying.

BYOB: …

ICU: …

Nyanbitch: …

Peridot Shit: the brick had to see its end 😌

PB Thot: and you said our squad is cursed

BYOB: We really aren’t,,, it’s just Shou…

Peridot Shit: bruh that hurted 

Kirbee: It’s not a brick it was a Nokia 3310!!

Pika Thot: lemme just- 

Bakugan: How the hell were you even texting in this chat???

Kirbee: i used my laptop!!

Minecraft: Hun. That’s a whole brick

Kirbee: 👁

Teef: damn f

BYOB: How’d you set it up then?

Kirbee: Tsuyu helped me!! <3

Frogxtea: <3

PB Thot: since Todobaby is being a sugar mommy can i get nintendo switch 😳

Peridot Shit: sure i don’t see why not, not my money

Peridot Shit: in coral?

PB Thot: !!! YES THANK YOU !!! <33

Teef: BITCHHHH YOU CAN FINALLY PLAY ANIMAL CROSSING WITH US!!

PB Thot: AHHHHHH!! 

Pika Thot: I’m back from being killed by Bakuhoe but yesss we can all play animal crossing together 

PB Thot: if i get some ugly ass villager i’m gonna rage quit point blank period 

Teef: Kami only has ugly villagers lmfaoo

Pika Thot: :,))

Peridot Shit: I got cute villagers

BYOB: I got Chrissy, Francine ,and Sherb!!

NyanBitch: I got Bob, Kid Cat, Katt, Lolly and Punchy

Byob: That’s all cats

NyanBitch: hell yeah

ICU: Dude Lolly is a queen

NyanBitch: fuck yeah i give her a crown

Peridot Shit: I got Marshal, Biff, Beau, Poppy and Pierto

Peridot Shit: Marshal reminds me of Katsuki <3

Bakugan: Hm <3

Pika Thot: Biff reminds me of Kiri

Teef: ?

Pika Thot: biff likes to work out and hes super sweet and that gold shirt he wears you probably have something like that ngl

Teef: Ahh i guess so

BYOB: Biff is very cute!! 

BYOB: I want him in my village 

Peridot Shit: 👀

BYOB: Shut up

_________

Pika Thot: psst @I’mSticky;): 

I’mSticky;): ?

Pika Thot: whats the answer to #16?

I’mSticky;): for the math problem?

Pika Thot: yeah

I’mSticky;): Abraham Lincoln 

Pika Thot: k thnk <3

I’mSticky;): np <3

PB Thot: isn’t this biology?

Teef: Theres no such question that’s called hashtag sixteen?

Nyanbitch: my headache is forming

Minecraft: Aizawa Sensei is gonna see you guys,,

Peridot Shit: nah this is home ec

Peridot Shit: we out here finna make grilled bread 🤡

BYOB: Shou!! There’s a test!

I lost my speed: I agree! Please put your phones away!!

Teef: you’re on your phone

I lost my speed: That’s because I finished 😎

I lost my speed: I did that right correct?

Kirbee: Yeah good job!

___________

Bakugan: The fucking fact we all got detentions for a week is gonna make me lost it

Teef: Sorry :(

NyanBitch: fuck yeah go apeshit

Becky lemme smash: Now I don’t have any after school time to summon demons :/

NyanBitch: bet hoe let’s go rn

BYOB : Kacchan we don’t need other things broken rn!!

Bakugan: Bet.

With that said Bakugo proceeded to chase Deku around the common room with everyone there. Shouto was playing with Socks, Tokoyami and Shinsou were trying to summon a demon making a pentagram made of coffee. The Bakusquad was teaching Kami how to make grilled cheese and everyone else was there, you know, being normal. Bakugou and Midoriya finally calmed down. It was peace and quiet once again in the dorms. 

Todoroki’s phone chimes and he reads who the sender was from and opens the message.

Clown Hours: Shouto,

Clown Hours: I have heard from your friend Shinsou that you have a drug addiction.

Clown Hours: Is this true?

Clown Hours: I want to accept you and your hobbies it’s just,, 

Clown Hours: This one is quite extreme,,

Clown Hours: Please answer back when you see this,,

“SHINSOU! I WILL BURN YOUR FAT ASS SO HARD!” Todoroki yelled, stood up, handed Socks to Bakugou and ran towards Shinsou. 

Shinsou knew he was in deep shit but it is what it is. “Thanks for calling my ass fat hun!” with that he ran with an angry Todoroki after him. 

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BYOB: What happened Shou??

Peridot Shit: shinsou told my dad i have a drug addiction 

Teef: You have his number??

Nyanbitch: ew no i emailed him ✨💕🧚🏻♀️

PB Thot: 👀

ICU: 👀

Kirbee: 👀

Nyanbitch: what

PB Thot: idk it’s just,, 

ICU: Are you and Todoroki dating or something??

Peridot Shit: LMFAOOOOOO

Peridot Shit: BAHAHAH

Nyanbitch: that is so offensive damn

Pika Thot: fuck bakuhoe’s life then huh?

PB Thot: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Peridot Shit: god no i don’t like shinsou 

Nyanbitch: if i ever had the chance to date Todoroki i would rather be with my old foster home 

Pika Thot: is that a bad thing?

Nyanbitch: to dating Todoroki or the foster?

Pika Thot: both?

Nyanbitch: yes

Peridot Shit: i am in a committed relationship thank you

Kirbee: More like you’re a simp

Peridot Shit: :,0

Teef: all tea no shade Bakubro is a simp ngl

Kirbee: ok facts

BYOB: ok facts 

Pika Thot: ok facts 

PB Thot: ok facts

Nyanbitch: ok facts 

Peridot Shit: ok facts

Bakugan: Bruh eat my ass

Bakugan: ok facts

Nyanbitch: plus i already like someone so

Nyanbitch: wait shit-

(Nyanbitch has deleted a message!)

PB Thot: Hun we all saw that.

ICU: ^

Kirbee: ^^

Pika Thot: don’t be shy, tell us some more 🧚🏻♀️💕✨

NyanBitch: ughhhh

Bakugan: I know who he likes

Nyanbitch: hoe don’t do it

Bakugan: I’m still sister soaked about it ngl

I’mSticky;): LMFAOOOO SISTER SOAKED

I’mSticky;): I’m actually dying-

Teef: rip 😔✊

PB Thot: Ankneeways hun as Kami said don’t be shy tell us some more

Pika Thot: omg recognition 🥺

PB Thot: stfu

Pika Thot: 🖕

Nyanbitch: ugh fine

BYOB: !!!

Nyanbitch: he’s blonde 

Pika Thot: sorry i’m in a relationship 😌

Nyanbitch: stfu

Pika Thot: 😔

Kirbee: Ojiro?

Nyanbitch: yeah

PB Thot: !!

Kung Fu Panda: ??

Nyanbitch: no lmfao

ICU: Hmm?

Pika Thot: WAIT

Pika Thot: IS IT MONOMA?

I’mSticky;): OHP

Nyanbitch: UGHH

Kirbee: IT IS OMG

PB Thot: BABY BOI HAS A CRUSHHH 

ICU: BABIE BABIE BABIE

BYOB: Congrats Shinsou!!! 

BYOB: Why him though?

Nyanbitch: why kirDCUEDYEI

Teef: ?

BYOB: Sorry he fell down the stairs,,!!

Peridot Shit: bitch dead

Bakugan: F

Chapter Text

Class 1A Hell

BYOB: @everyone

BYOB: Who the FUCK drank all my orange juice 

I lost my speed: Midoriya!!

BYOB: Sorry Iida,!! 

BYOB: I was just waiting for that orange juice all night and now it’s gone

BYOB: Cus SOMEBODY decided to drink it all

Kirbee: It’s just orange juice damn

BYOB: HUH?

BYOB: JUST ORANGE JUICE?

BYOB: ITS SUNNY D

Pika Thot: midoriya on x games mode 

BYOB: I just wanna know who drank my orange juice 

NyanBitch: Bakubitch out here with a sexy ass glass of orange juice ngl

Bakugan: smh my head so hard

BYOB: Kacchan please meet me outside. I just wanna talk.

PB Thot: Hoe out here using periods, that’s how you know something up

I’mSticky;): Bakugou your answer?

Bakugan: Deku, you can’t fight peridottt

You was pulling on my hoodie and swinging and ain’t bruise shit bitch when I see you it’s on SIGHT

And you made that dumbass distrack about me and shit was trash

Kill ya producer

Pika Thot: LMFAOAOA 

PB Thot: SPARE HIS LIFE HE MEMED PLEASE

Kirbee: LMFAOOO

Peridot Shit: you made a distrack about him?? 😳

BYOB: Perish.

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Class 1a Hell

Peridot Shit: its tea time with Prince Socks 

Peridot Shit: if you guys don’t look cute as shit you ain’t invited 😌

PB Thot: I’m always cute as shit fym

Pika Thot: yes you are always cute as shit 😳

PB Thot: k thanks 

Pika Thot: you aren’t gonna say it back?

PB Thot: ew no 🙄

Pika Thot: :,)

Peridot Shit: your clown makeup sir,

Pika Thot: thanks ;,)

Minecraft: What kind of tea would everyone like?

Kirbee: Ice tea, we aren’t classy 

Minecraft: Right,

Frogxtea: Can I bring my frog? He’s likes to dress up

Peridot Shit: how cool is he?

Frogxtea: Pretty cool

Peridot Shit: Hell yeah

BYOB: Is Kacchan invited?

Peridot Shit: yes?? 

BYOB: Hmm strange.

Peridot Shit: ??

BYOB: Didn’t know you allowed dogs :/

Bakugan: 😑😐😑🖕

Nyanbitch: Someone still mad about their orange juice

I’msticky;): Is today like a special day or something??

Teef: Wdym?

I’msticky;): Like he never uses memes or emojis until now

Nyanbitch: You’re really asking that? Do you see who he’s dating?

Peridot Shit: talking shit?

Nyanbitch: Yeah.

Peridot Shit: oh okay

Bakugan: It was just orange juice damn

BYOB: MY orange juice, don’t make tell your mom

Bakugan: Hoe, you wouldn’t dare

Peridot Shit: anyways if you come to this tea party and looking tacky then you aren’t invited 

Peridot Shit: i’m looking at you Izu

BYOB: Wha- :(

Kirbee: Sorry Deku your fashion sense is off the walls AWFUL 

Frogxtea: ^ You’re like one of those people who wear the t shirts that have a tux print on it

I lost my speed: Yes your shirts are quite inadequate 

Minecraft: Yes, I did have one decision with Kyoka about your fashion sense

Minecraft: I was thinking about a new closet of clothes for your birthday seems nice

I’mSticky;): Damn

Bakugan: The fact you got roasted by your wholesome squad and three rich kids smh my head

Bakugan: https://youtu.be/bT-RXWSttA8

Pika Thot: LMFAO

PB Thot: ok like deadass Bakuhoe is possessed 

Bakugan: You guys are acting like I never knew what a meme was before 

Becky lemme smash: Yeah well, we thought Todoroki didn’t either now look at him

Peridot Shit: it is what it is

_____________

Pika Thot: can someone tell Bakuhoe to pass the ice tea please 

Frogxtea: You could’ve asked us?

Pika Thot: yeah i did for 6 mins

Airpods Who?: Seems legit

Teef: Bakubro’s hearing aids are out 

Teef: Thought you saw,,

Pika Thot: oh shit sorry sorry

Bakugan: I took them out cus I knew Deku would complain about his damn orange juice 

BYOB: You can’t walk away from your crimes Kacchan

Bakugan: <—- 🚶♂️ —  |crimes|

I’mSticky;): This man is too powerful

NyanBitch: ppft not powerful he just wants to make Todoroki happy

Peridot Shit: aw phooey the rat ratted me out 

Nyanbitch: hate it here 

Teef: Tsu your frog is pretty cool! :D

Frogxtea: He says thanks you’ll be safe from world domination now

Teef: Wha?

Kirbee: Tsu and her frog Mochi are planning world domination <3 

Frogxtea: <3 

Airpods Who?: Right, well you can’t attack Momo she’s queen

Frogxtea: Mochi said he’ll think about it

Nyanbitch: World domination sounds fun ngl

Frogxtea: Mochi agrees

Pika Thot: hell yeah

Pika Thot: i can get all the ladies 😎😎

I’mSticky;): anyways

PB Thot: anyways 

Teef: anyways 

Bakugan: anyways 

Peridot Shit: anyways

Pika Thot: hate it here 2020 💔

Chapter Text

Class 1a Hell

BYOB: AAAAAAAAAAAA

Peridot Shit: AAAAAAAAAAAAA

Pika Thot: AAAAAAAAAAA

Airpods Who?: Why are we yelling??

BYOB: YELLING?? WHY??

Peridot Shit: smh my head 

Pika Thot: it’s good boy’s birthday!!

Airpods Who?: Good boy??

BYOB: Hitoshi!!

Airpods Who?: !!!! ohh !!!!

Minecraft: You’re quite excited Midoriya 

BYOB: Ah ha ha yeah

I’msticky;): Kinda didn’t like that answer b

Pika Thot: deadass 👀

Teef : Is something wrong Mido ? :0

BYOB: uhhh well

BYOB: I’m trying to be as quiet as i can,,,

Bakugan: You’re in that dumbass mind fucker’s room aren’t you?

BYOB: Well-

Bakugan: 😐

BYOB: OK! Yes,,!

Kirbee: How’d you even get in there?? I’m pretty sure he keeps his door locked because of Todoroki 

Peridot Shit: BITCH-

NO WONDER

BYOB: I mean

Pika Thot: 👀

PB Thot: 👀

Kirbee: 👀

Teef: 👀

I’mSticky;):  👀

BYOB: The vents aren’t locked,,,

Kirbee: WHOA

PB Thot: LMFAO

Pika Thot: mangle type beat smh

I’mSticky;): fr

BYOB: It’s just I wanted him to wake up to presents!!

Bakugan: Hoe is probably gonna wake up two days after his birthday 

Peridot Shit: ^^

BYOB: Uh anyways,,! Shouchan, did you get anything for Hitoshi?

Peridot Shit: fym of course 

Bakugan: If you say “this phat ass” I will break up with you

Peridot Shit: no i didn’t. me and katsu are going out to buy something rn.

Bakugan: That’s what I thought

Minecraft: I got my gift done already! I think he’ll enjoy it very much :D

Airpods Who?: Queen

BYOB: WAITVSA EYMBH DS DU

Kirbee: ??? Deku ???

BYOB: WOKE HE WOKESJHDYKN

Pika Thot: ugh damn i wish i was woke like Shinsou 

NyanBitch: i fuckin

NyanBitch: bruh

NyanBitch: who the fuck

NyanBitch: Todoroki if you were in my room again i swear to god

Peridot Shit: bitch can’t you read? i wasn’t in there yet damn 

PB Thot: the word yet hella sexy ngl

Peridot Shit: fr

NyanBitch: Midoriya you weird ass

BYOB: I’m sorry!!! 

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FNAF Type Beat

Behind the Slaughter: Also Todoroki you don’t have a phat ass tell Bakugou to stop lying to you

It's true, I was Chica: bruh

It’s true, I was Chica: is this true Katsuki?

Behind the Slaughter: Damn no nickname

It’s true, I was Foxy: Read: 12:04

It’s true, I saw Chica: this is so fucking sad

It’s true, I was Foxy: i ain’t no simp

Behind the Slaughter: 👁

———————

What’s wrong with you?

Tired Papa: https://youtu.be/1eOUzS8il-E

Yo Stfu: HAPPY BIRTHDAY HITOSHI!!!

RedBullx4: Thanks you guys

Tired Papa: We’ve decided to go out to eat tonight for your birthday since you’ll probably have a little party with your class

Yo Stfu: ^

Redbullx4: Yeah ok thanks again <3

Yo Stfu: !!!! <3 Happy Birthday Again

Tired Papa: <3

——————

The little party was going pretty well, surprisingly. Shinsou wanted to save his appetite for later that night when he was going to eat with his fathers. So everyone was in the common room, talking, eating, playing. It was quite nice. Shinsou wasn’t a big fan of parties so he was extremely happy with what was happening now. They all watched a few movies until Midoriya couldn’t keep his excitement anymore and wanted Shinsou to open his presents.

They all sat down mainly in a circle, the TV soon became background noise to them. They started with Midoriya since it was literally vibrating with excitement. 

“I really didn’t know what to get for you honestly, I almost bought something All Might themed but then realized it wasn’t for me and for you, and honestly I already had that limited edition collection, did I mention how much that was? I almost considered stealing from mainly Kacchan’s wallet but decided not to and-“ after a pillow was thrown and a yell from Bakugou he stopped and handed his gift to Shinsou. Shinsou opened it and it was met with a white squishy cat lamp. There were also cat themed mugs and socks, ones that had cat faces and ones that actually looked like cat paws.

“Thanks really. It’s very nice actually, especially the lamp.” Shinsou replied with a smile on his face. 

The unwrapping continued, going from cat erasers, to cat sweaters, scarfs, platform boots. Shinsou was really happy to receive everything, he knows once he shows this to Aizawa, that he’ll be the one using half of them. Shinsou was pretty happy that the unwrapping was over, it was actually quite tiring. That was until Todoroki walked up to him and handed him his gift. Shinsou’s smile frowned, actually scared of what Todoroki’s gift was. Not like he disliked Todoroki, it was anytime Todoroki wanted to give him something it always ended up chasing him down with Bakugou yelling at him to stop. 

He opened his gift slowly and was honestly surprised. It was pretty huge. Extremely surprised. It was a giant cat plushie. It was honestly bigger than him and he was very grateful. 

“Thanks you guys. This is actually my best birthday ever.” He smiled and was met with cheers and applause.

He went out with his fathers to have dinner and dessert and cake back to his room. He noticed all his gifts were all put away all around his room. The one mainly unnoticeable was the giant plushie. If he was being honest he could use it as a bean bag. 

He decided to place a few things on his shelves above the plush bean bag cat and noticed something on it. He turned it around as best he could. And,

“Oh my god.”

MY ASS IS PHATTER THAN YOURS BITCH

-Shouto :D

Written on the back of the cat. In marker, Shinsou noticed.

“I’m gonna kill him.”

And yeah. Shinsou would honestly say his favorite part about his birthday is waking Todoroki up that it looked like he had a heart attack and suffocate him with his own pillow. 

Yeah. Happy Birthday to him. Until next year.