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"405-555-2879" has added "405-555-2878", "405-555-2877", "405-555-2876", "405-555-2875", "405-555-2874", and "405-555-2873" to the chat
405-555-2879: welcome >:) (richie)
405-555-2876: What is this? (stan)
405-555-2878: omg autocapitalization (bill)
405-555-2873: who the hell are you people?!? (eddie)
405-555-2879: calm down dude
405-555-2877: uwu whats this (bev)
405-555-2879: i boat youre all wondering why ive gathered you here today >:)
405-555-2875: boat (mike)
405-555-2874: boat (ben)
405-555-2877: boat
405-555-2876: Boat
405-555-2878: boat
405-555-2873: boat
405-555-2879: THE WAY YOU ALL JUST STARTED BULLYING ME???
405-555-2876: As we should.
405-555-2878: as much fun as it is to see autocap and boat fight,,,, what is this?
405-555-2879: we're number neighbors! this is our number neighborhood!!! :D
405-555-2876: Can I move out?
405-555-2877: skdldsls lmao
405-555-2879: NO?!
405-555-2879: we're supposed to be friends :((
405-555-2874: i'll be your friend!
405-555-2873: ...that was so cute
405-555-2879: well thank ya ;)
405-555-2873: not you trashmouth
405-555-2877: TRASHMOUTH,, PLS #^(&@^#
405-555-2879: i will never financially recover from this 😭
405-555-2873: good :)
405-555-2875: y'all are a lot lmao
405-555-2879: "y'all" what do you live on a farm???
405-555-2875: yes actually :D
405-555-2879: FR?? OMG MARRY ME
405-555-2875: idek your name lol
405-555-2876: That's your only problem with marrying them?
405-555-2874: we should all say our names!!
405-555-2879: yes !
405-555-2879: im richie ;)
405-555-2877: bev uwu
405-555-7874: ben :D
405-555-7878: im bill :)
405-555-7875: im mike!
405-555-7873: i literally do not know you people? how do ik youre not serial killers???
405-555-7878: crap weve been found out
405-555-7877: PLS KSKSNDKS
405-555-7879: why would i go through all this trouble just to kill you when there are all these witnesses???
405-555-7876: Hmmm. I'm not convinced.
405-555-7873: im with autocap
405-555-7876: Yeah ok no I'm tired of the autocap thing. My name’s Stan.
405-555-7873: stan!
405-555-7873: the betrayal 😔
405-555-7879: come on cutie! youre the last one,, dont be a party pooper :/
405-555-7873: im only telling you this so you'll know who i am when i come to murder you >:(
405-555-7873: My Name,,,,,,,,,,, is eddie
405-555-2877: dont let ppl tell you peer pressure isnt real kids
405-555-7876: I mean it was effective.
405-555-7879: EDDIE! THATS SO CUTE!!!
405-555-7873: nO ITS NOT >:((
405-555-7874: i mean... eddie is a very cute name imo :)
405-555-7873: ... thank you ben 🥺
405-555-7874: aww its nothing eddie :))
405-555-7879: EXCUSE ME?
405-555-7879: HOW COME BEN GETS TO SAY IT AND I DONT??
405-555-7873: bc bens babey?
405-555-7879: and im not???
405-555-7873: ...
405-555-2877: ...
405-555-2875: ...
405-555-2874: ...
405-555-2878: ...
405-555-7876: ...
405-555-7879: ok ouch???
405-555-7879: but alas we'll have to come back to that later,, these numbers are hurting my head
405-555-7876: "Alas".
405-555-7879: bullying???
405-555-7876: Yes?
405-555-7878: SKJDSKJJL STAN
405-555-7879: ok im changing the names now >:(
"405-555-7879" has changed their name to "the best"
"the best" has changed "404-555-7876" 's name to "meanie pants"
"the best" has changed "405-555-7873" 's name to "cutie pants"
"the best" has changed "405-555-7875" 's name to "farmer pants"
"the best" has changed "405-555-7878" 's name to "billiam fancypants"
"the best" has changed "405-555-7877" 's name to "uwu pants"
"the best" has changed "405-555-7874" 's name to "babey pants"
the best: pls most of these suck but i have tiny brain
billiam fancypants: am i named after squilliam???
the best: 100% yes absolutely,, who do you take me for?
billiam fancypants: marry me?
the best: omg ofc whens the wedding
cutie pants: you dont need to worry abt that bc you'll be dead by then >:(
the best: what are you jealous eds?? dont worry baybee theres enough richie for everyone ;)
cutie pants: not my name asshole
cutie pants: speaking of bad names
cutie pants: im changing mine
the best: NO!! DONT
"cutie pants" has changed their name to "eddie"
"the best" has changed "eddie" 's name to "cutie pants"
"cutie pant"s has changed their name to "Eddie"
"the best" has changed 'Eddie" 's name to "cutie pants"
"cutie pants" has changed their name to "EDDIE"
"EDDIE" has changed "the best" 's name to "trashmouth"
"trashmouth" has changed "EDDIE" 's name to "eds"
meanie pants: OH MY G-D STOP FLIRTING
eds: FLIRTING?!
trashmouth: thats not flirting,, if you wanna see flirting you should come on my next date
trashmouth: i dont think eddies mom would mind some extra company
eds: WHAT
uwu pants: BITCH DJSSKSK
squilliam fancypants: WE-
trashmouth: thank you! thank you! i'll be here all week ;)
babey pants: i leave this chat for five minutes and miss so much
farmer pants: i feel you dude,, i came back to 45 notifications
meanie pants: I put this chat on mute as soon as I was added.
trashmouth: GASP,, STANIEL,, HOW COULD YOU 😭
meanie pants: Maybe if my name wasn’t “meanie pants” I wouldn't be mean.
trashmouth: ok i see you
“Trashmouth” has changed “meanie pants” ‘s name to “stan the man”
stan the man: Surprisingly I don’t hate this.
trashmouth: yes wbk i have taste 💆♀️
stan the man: I will fight you.
trashmouth: 😳
farmer pants: stan do be intimidating doe
squilliam fancypants: fr fr
squilliam fancypants: im telling ya,,, its the autocapitalization
uwu pants: the way youre right
trashmouth: WAIT
trashmouth: what are your guys pronouns so i dont accidentally say the wrong thing
uwu pants: she/her baybee
billiam fancypants: he/him :)
farmer pants: he/they
stan the man: they/them
trashmouth: AND YOU LET ME SET YOUR NAME AS THAT??
“trashmouth” has changed “stan the man” ‘s name to “stan Not a man”
stan Not a man:...
stan Not a man: im not saying that was cute . only maybe i am
billiam fancypants: AUTOCAPITILIZATION IS GONE ?
Stan Not a man: I don’t know what you’re talking about.
billiam fancypants: rip stan not talking like a millennial 😔
uwu pants: you will be mist 💔
stan Not a man: Yeah yeah we get it I’m old. On with the pronoun exchange losers.
babey pants: im still trying to figure myself out but for right now im using he/him :)
uwu pants: thats valid !
trashmouth: so true
trashmouth: i use all,, he/she/they whatevs
trashmouth: sometimes even neopronouns tho not often
trashmouth: @eds whered u go tf
eds: fslakfskk sorry
eds: my mom heard my phone vibrating and i had to make up a story abt a school project
trashmouth: woooow
trashmouth: youre just gonna pretend we dont exist like dat??
trashmouth: heart been broke so many times 💔💔💔
eds: PLS 😭
eds: my moms a psycho,, if she found out i was talking to strangers online she’d take my phone for so long i wouldnt get it back until i was 40
trashmouth: aww eds
trashmouth: i bet i could get it back for you 😏😏😏
eds: GROSS
eds: anyways he/him 🙄🙄🙄
trashmouth: wonderfull! youre all soso valid
babey pants: you are too richie :)
trashmouth: ik you cant hear it but my heart just Burst
trashmouth: thats it ben,,,i love you,,, marry me
babey pants: sskdlsjdla
babey pants: maybe later
stan Not a man: It’s okay Ben. You can just say no. We won’t blame you.
trasmouth: r00d
trashmouth: N E WAYS
trashmouth: tell me more abt yourselves >:D
uwu pants: ummm i have red hair
uwu pants: OH
uwu pants: i love clairo 😏
trashmouth: taste.
trashmouth: oki! my turn 😼
trashmouth: uhhhhhhh dang its hard to think when you get put on the spot
meanie pants: I have a feeling it's hard for you to think all the time not just when you get put on the spot.
trashmouth: oh yeah? tell that to my straight a's smarty pants 😌
eds: nope. absolutely not. i refuse.
trashmouth: refuse all u want baby still cant change the turth
eds: turth
uwu pants: turth
billiam fancypants: turth
stan Not a man: Turth
farmer pants: turth
babey pants: turth
trashmouth: 😐😐😐
farmer pants: ok this was fun you guys but i gotta actually do work now loll
trashmouth: ...on the farm???
farmer pants: fjdkddsk yes richie on the farm
trashmouth: *quietly* ʸᵉᵉʰᵃʷ
uwu pants: pls 😭
babey pants: ok well bye you guys!!!
billiam fancypants: bye peeps
farmer pants: bye :)
stan Not a man: Bye losers.
uwu pants: byeee
eds: “peeps”
billiam fancypants: shut
eds: fjekdndk bye
trashmouth: bye !!!!!!!
trashmouth: gonna go watch the new season of queer eye 😎
eds: ...so true