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SFW
-As we know, he’s a fucking spazz. Chill nights are few and far between, because he’s usually bouncing off walls. He runs everywhere, and will patiently wait for you to catch up, bellowing for you to hurry up.
-Late in the night he will stumble home, coated in blood and nastiness, but he will always check up on you first. But...unfortunately he is not very gentle. So expect to be roughly shaken awake by a skeletal, blood-splattered Hidan. He will always give you a kiss of course.
-If you go to a diner or anything of the like, he will eat literally anything, even if he hates it. If you don’t finish your food, he will fucking inhale it.
-When he finally does chill out, he’s very relaxed. Really cuddly. He loves hugging you from behind and resting his chin on your shoulder and just absorbing your warmth.
-Also gives you lots of gifts. Some normal, like necklaces and snacks and books and clothes and whatever else he thinks you’d like.
-But sometimes he brings you more visceral stuff. Like bones, or fleshy trophies from the creatures he's especially proud of killing. But if he senses any disgust, he backs off.
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-Surprisingly, Hidan is a switch.
-Sure, he’s always down to fuck the everloving shit out of you and be super rough. But that doesn’t mean he doesn’t like having you on top.
-Always puts up a fight when on the bottom though. He’s just a very rough lover, and wants to be treated the same.
-Talks a lot during sex. A majority of it is just swearing and cursing, but some snippets will be dirty talk and a lot of praise.
-Grunts a lot when he’s about to blow, and grits his teeth so hard it’s almost worrying.
-Also, when he is about to cum, he’s very likely to get super emotional. He struggles to do it emotionally, so when he’s about to splurt his ‘gurt is when he gets really mushy and gushy and WILL rant about how much he loves you and all that.
-However, if he’s on top, those ranting confessions will be a lot raspier and more demanding, whereas if he’s on bottom, he gets a lot more whiny.
-On the subject of whiny, GOD Hidan is a whiny lover. He will constantly be begging if he’s on bottom, although usually it’s not very respectful.
-Because when is Hidan EVER respectful?