you're one of the few things (that i'm sure of)

young’n: who votes yeonjun shouldn’t have a say in matters concerning soobin because hes Whipped !!!
beomgyu: (1)
kingtaehyun: (2)
young’n: (3) great we have a majority
yeonjunie: i hate u all
soobestleader: now. what.

Notes:

i really just got a burning urge to write a yeonbin chat fic so here we are !!
title from the few things - JP Saxe
sorry for any mistakes etc.

Notes:

- just a pre-warning this format goes really strange if you’re on a phone? you can still read it but it might be difficult so i’m sorry.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

global shooky enthusiasts

young’n added yeonjunie, soobestleader, beomgyu and kingtaehyun to the group

[10.25pm]

soobestleader: let. the. shooky. thing. go.

beomgyu: no x

kingtaehyun: no <33

young’n: k

young’n changed the group name to tomorrow by tudurow

soobestleader: STOP

beomgyu: HUENINGKAI U KING

kingtaehyun: now THATS a mf power move

yeonjunie: guys maybe we should change the name

young’n: who votes yeonjun shouldn’t have a say in matters concerning soobin because hes Whipped !!!

beomgyu: (1)

kingtaehyun: (2)

young’n: (3) great we have a majority

yeonjunie: i hate u all

soobestleader: now. what.

whipped?

maknaes more like makSNAKES

yeonjunhyung added liltaehyun, hyuka and beommiebeom to a group

[10.31pm]

yeonjunhyung: COULD YOU NOT HAVE TAKEN THAT TO PRIVATE

beommiebeom: i'm not part of the maknae line!!

liltaehyun: …….gyu

beommiebeom: IM A HYUNG STOP

hyuka: even molang says no <3

yeonjunhyung: OK DO I HAVE TO SALVAGE THIS BY MYSELF

tomorrow by tudurow

[10.34pm]

yeonjunie: haha i'm making ice cream thats the whipped ignore hyuka lets move on

soobestleader: um, ok?

yeonjunie: yeah the ice creams mint chocolate

soobestleader: MINT CHOCOLATE? I RESIGN

yeonjunie: BIN, MY ONE AND ONLY, YOU HAVE BETRAYED ME

mint chocolate slaps.

soobestleader: hyung you have no taste im appalled

yeonjunie: no taste soobin? feelings: hurt

soobestleader: ofc you have taste hyung im just joking ;)

yeonjun to: liltaehyun

[10.37pm]

yeonjun: A WINK

HE-

I-

DID HE JUST-

THE AHJEHKAHEKHDKAHFKJFGF

liltaehyun: sighs

tomorrow by tudurow

[10.38pm]

kingtaehyun: not y'all flirting on the tl again…..

young’n: this isnt twitter there is no 'tl' u r aware

kingtaehyun: hueningkai.

soobestleader: flirting? whaaaaat

yeonjun to: liltaehyun

[10.40pm]

yeonjun: taehyun

sos

pLEASE

liltaehyun: i know i know

tomorrow by tudurow

[10.40pm]

kingtaehyun: n e ways

beomgyu maknae <3

beomgyu: beomgyu HYUNG maknae

WAIT A SECOND

SOOBIN HYUNG IM PART OF THE HYUNG LINE RIGHT

soobestleader: err

ofc u are beom!!

kingtaehyun: hyung <3

lets not kid

young’n: i thought you said lying was bad hyung? o_o

soobestleader: no dont lie hyuka

...gyu its kinda just me and jjunie hyung

to: liltaehyun

[10.41pm]

yeonjun: JJUNIE HYUNG????????

mom, im in L word

tomorrow by tudurow

[10.46pm]

yeonjunie: beoms gonna implode

he just stalked out of the building….

beomgyu changed beomgyu's name to onethirdhyungline

onethirdhyungline: THERE

kingtaehyun: HELP??£!1

young’n: i-

soobestleader: yeah haha lol but

hyung why are you still at the studio?

yeonjunie: um

well

i just wanted to try the combo one more time?

soobestleader: yeonjun hyung…

onethirdhyungline: its been hours hyung??

soobestleader: yeonjun hyung.

yeonjunie: on priv? please soobin

from: soobinnie<3

[10.55pm]

soobinnie<3: hyung.

yeonjun: soobin i didnt get it right today

i’m just gonna run it one more time

soobinnie<3: hyung you’re obsessing over it

we all made mistakes today

please come back to dorm?

yeonjun: soobin

im just gonna idk do it a few more times

soobinnie<3: i will literally come over there right now

yeonjun: soobin dont

you need rest

soobinnie<3: so do u

im not joking im getting dressed rn

tomorrow by tudurow

[10.58pm]

onethirdhyungline: …..guys?

young’n: why is soobin putting on his shoes

onethirdhyungline: soobin hyung used a PERIOD im scAred for yeonjun hyung

from: liltaehyun

[11.00pm]

liltaehyun: yeonjun hyung?

are u and soobin hyung ok?

to: soobinnie<3

[11.01pm]

yeonjun: fine

soobinnie<3: yeonjun hyung?

yeonjun: fine soobinnie

i’m on my way back

soobinnie<3: ok im waiting

to: liltaehyun

[11.02pm]

yeonjun: yeah taehyunnie

dont worry about it

go to sleep

liltaehyun: hyung...please talk to me

yeonjun: later hyun

not right now

from: soobinnie<3

[11.36pm]

soobinnie<3: yeonjun hyung?

how am i in my room?

yeonjun: you fell asleep on the couch soobinnie

i carried you into your room

soobinnie<3: oh

you’re alright though?

yeonjun: yes im in bed now

thank you soobin

i would’ve burnt out if you hadn’t

just thank you

soobinnie<3: anytime hyung

to: liltaehyun

[11:54pm]

yeonjun: why is he so nice to me

liltaheyun: yeonjun hyung…

yeonjun: why do i want to ruin everything

liltaheyun: how do you know it will ruin anything hyung?

soobin hyung would never be mean

yeonjun: i cant take that hyun

i cant take the polite rejection i know i’ll get

i dont know how much longer i can stay in love with him though

its eating me alive tyun

liltaehyun: yeonjun hyung please talk to him

you never know how things will turn out

yeonjun: i can’t hyun

i just

night taehyunnie

sorry for all this

liltaehyun: don’t apologise hyung

goodnight

from: taehyun to: beommie

[00.02am]

taehyun: WHEN will these fools realise they’re in love with each other?

Notes:

edit: i'm here to tell u i swear it gets better i hate this chapter too and also find it very cringey but that is what u have signed up for sorry not sorry! <3

Summary:

young’n: my EYES
JUST TAKE IT ONTO PRIVATE
ITS NOT THAT HARD
DO U NEED A TUTORIAL??

Notes:

hii enjoy!! happy (early) birthday to yeonjun<3

Chapter Text

from: taehyun to: beommie

[00.02am]

taehyun: WHEN will these fools realise they’re in love with each other?

beommie: i KNOW

if i have to-

wait lets get kai on here

beommie added plushieenthusiast to the group

plushieenthusiast: its like midnight what could you possibly need

i will not hesitate to sit on you if its something stupid.

taehyun changed the group name to project: yeonbin

plushieenthusiast: NOT STUPID AT ALL

have we finally decided to talk abt this

if i have to hear soobin hyung talk about yeonjun hyung’s dancing ONE MORE TIME

i will combust <3

beommie: gyu did u see him freestyle?

gyu did u hear **jjunie hyung’s** new cover?

he’s so good at everything, gyu

did u see his outfit for puma? hes so handsome, gyu

SOOBIN. UR GAY. YEONJUNS HOT. I GET IT. I THINK WE ALL GET IT.

taehyun: you dont know my struggle

soobin will BREATHE and hyung will run to our chat

hyun, he called me jjunie hyung isnt that so cute!!!1!1!!

haha beom u think yeonjun’s hot?

beommie: haha yeah but in a bro way

taehyun: haha cool yeah

plushieenthusiast: ……

we ignoring that?

coolcoolcoolcoolnoicenoicetoitoit

this group is a TRAINWRECK

taehyun: haha uhhh anyways

we have a problem tho

yeonjun hyung is apparently a non-yeonbinist

beommie: *clutches pearls* whAT

taehyun: [2 screenshots attached]

plushieenthusiast: yeonjun hyung :((

beommie: how can he possibly not know that soobin is w h i p p e d for him

taehyun: idk to be honest

i’ve tried to get him to just talk to him

but he refuses

plushieenthusiast: well soobin sometimes like

accidentally rejects him?

i’ve noticed it

so maybe thats why he won't talk abt it

beommie: soobin just literally cannot deal with the attention<3

he is the k i n g of the panicking

taehyun: i mean i can see why hyung might be getting mixed signals

beommie: yeah mixed signals suck i get how that can feel

taehyun: ...beomgyu hyung?

who gave you mixed signals?

beommie: haha no one dw abt it

so, yeonbin tho

how do we make it project liftoff

instead of it being stationary

the ship is sunk

we need to haul it up with our bare hands

fueled by the ghosts of our-

plushieenthusiast: ok beom dont worry, i think you managed to change the subject

incredibly incognito, no one noticed <3

taehyun: um

beommie: ahaha

taehyun: how about we sleep on it?

beommie: good idea, night taehyunnie!!

from: hueiningkai-yeo to: waengmachine

[00.34am]

hueningkai-yeo: REAL SMOOTH HYUNG

waengmachine: I WILL NOT HEAR A WORD

thanks for calling me out<3

that was real helpful of you!!!!!!

hueningkai-yeo: what else is my job if not calling you all out xoxo

goodnight hyung

[read by waengmachine 00.36am]

hueningkai-yeo: SAY IT BACK???

tomorrow by tudurow

[10.24am]

soobestleader: is everyone up?

onethirdhyungline: ……...why

soobestleader: i have an announcement

young’n: r u gonna get up on the table like last time

kingtaehun: i did not just wake up to kai clowning soobin for his “important announcement” last month

soobestleader: DO U LIVE TO BULLY ME

onethirdhyungline: i think the english accent was the top moment

yeonjunie: good morninf

wha

why are we bullying soobin

soobestleader: DONT PARTICIPATE

yeonjun hyung go back to sleep!!!

young’n: um

kingtaehyun: um

onethirdhyungline: um

yeonjunie: um

kingtaehyun: hyung do u even know why we’re saying um

yeonjunie: no but i thought i would participate

i am one with the youth

young’n: i'm

its too early for this

soobin has an “announcement”

yeonjunie: IS HE DOING IT LIKE SHAKESPEARE AGAIN

WHO WANTS THE VIDEO OF LAST TIME

soobestleader: H Y U N G

you were supposed to be on *my* side

yeonjunie: im always on ur side soobinnie

soobestleader: and im always on urs ;)

kingtaehyun: gyu tell my mother i love her, i simply must pass away now

onethirdhyungline: …..i can’t help but agree

if i see ANY of that mushy bs in my notifs again

it is on SIGHT

young’n: my EYES

JUST TAKE IT ONTO PRIVATE

ITS NOT THAT HARD

DO U NEED A TUTORIAL??

project: yeonbin

[11.03am]

taehyun: just walked into the kitchen

theyre not replying because theyre eating breakfast

and just….smiling at each other

theyre not even SPEAKING???

plushieenthusiast: sICKENing

beommie: idk :) how much more of this :) i can take :)

taehuyn: damn gyu ive never seen a colon and bracket look so intimidating

beommie: its a skill tbh x

taehyun: of course it is beom ;))

from: waengmachine to: hueningkai-yeo

[11.06am]

waengmachine: did he just-

hueningkai-yeo: IS MY JOB NOW JUST TO SCREAM INTO THE VOID ABOUT THE FOUR OF YOU

bye i can survive alone in an apartment w my plushies <3

from: soobinnie<3

[11.17am]

soobinnie<3: trying to make an announcement on main was getting nowhere

so i thought i would just do it directly

we’re getting some rest time over the next few weeks or so before cb season :)

yeonjun: yayayayyayayyayy

thank you soobinnie

i think this is what we all need

soobinnie<3: oh i really didnt do anything !!

yeonjun: dont lie im sure you pushed for it

soobinnie<3: what are you gonna do?

during the break i mean

yeonjun: hmm im not sure

maybe write some music

soobinnie<3: hyunggg

this break is to s t o p working

yeonjun: i liKe writing music

soobinnie<3: …

yeonjun: fine maybe i’ll go visit my family as well

soobinnie<3: good :))

you need rest the most out of all of us

i was worried about you

yeonjun: thank you soobin

talk to you laterrr

soobinnie<3: <333

to: liltaehyun

[11.35am]

yeonjun: hypothetically if someone said they were worried about you and then sent hearts

what would that MEAN

hypothetically

liltaehyun: one second

project: yeonbin

[11.36am]

taehyun: IS HE JOKING

ARE THEY JOKING

Summary:

liltaehyun: OK FINE
in this hypothetical situation between these two hypothetical people they should just HYPOTHETICALLY TALK TO EACH OTHER
yeonjun: your advice will be taken into consideration

Notes:

i always get carried away with taegyu ahhhh
i dont think this will be too long but im seeing as i go along? anyways enjoy !!

Chapter Text

project: yeonbin

[11.36am]

taehyun: IS HE JOKING

ARE THEY JOKING

HYPOTHETICAL MY ASS

[one screenshot attached]

beommie: it is too early for this <3

plushieenthusiast: just reply ‘yeonbin gay’ and see how he reacts

from: liltaehyun to: yeonjun

[11.37am]

liltaehyun: sorry im back

just was feeding my dog

yeonjun: you have a cat ??

liltaehyun: ****cat

sorry autocorrect you know how it is

now this “hypothetical” situation

yeonjun: why is hypothetical in speech marks

this is hypothetical

and very serious now can u tell me what it means

liltaehyun: well they sound concerned to me

if it was me who got those messages i would think they cared

the hearts + the worry, they probably care as more than a friend.

yeonjun: huh

and if you know that’s 99% not true

hypothetically

project: yeonbin

[11.41am]

taehyun: oh im gonna scream

beommie: taehyunnie why :(

taehyun: just yeonjun being selectively oblivious and driving me up the wall

but whats new <3

from: hueningkai-yeo to: waengmachine

[11.42am]

hueningkai-yeo: “taehyunnie why :(“

t a e h y u n n i e iminlovewithyou w h y iminlovewithyou : (

waengmachine: NOPE

NUH-UH

[[[[[REST]]]]

from: liltaehyun to: yeonjun

[11.42am]

liltaehyun: how can u possibly know that.

yeonjun: i just do

***the hypothetical person in this situation just does

liltaehyun: mmhmm

communication is key in any sort of relationship

platonic or otherwise

please ffs just TALK to soobin hyung oh my goddd

yeonjun: UM

PARDON, PERDÓN, EXCUSEZ MOI

W H O MENTIONED ANYTHING ABOUT SOOBIN

because i did NOT

liltaehyun: hyung.

YOU SCREAM TO ME ABT SOOBIN ON A DAILY BASIS

OFC ITS ABT HIM

yeonjun: actually in tHIS CONVERSATION I HAVE NOT MENTIONED HIM

do not make ASSUMptions, taehyun, it's dangerous

liltaehyun: OK FINE

in this hypothetical situation between these two hypothetical people they should just HYPOTHETICALLY TALK TO EACH OTHER

yeonjun: your advice will be taken into consideration

liltaehyun: and most likely ignored because it’s you two smh

yeonjun: yeah<3

tomorrow by tudurow

[1.05pm]

young’n: im bored

can we play a game

kingtaehyun: eh

onethirdhyungline: im kinda busy

project: yeonbin

[1.06pm]

plushieenthusiast: I HAVE A PLAN CAN U BE ENTHUSIASTIC PLEASE

tomorrow by tudurow

[1.07pm]

onethirdhyungline: busy playing this GAME

kingtaehyun: sorry i meant YES lets do it

young’n: hyungs?

yeonjunie: umm sure

soobestleader: of course kai!!

what are we playing?

onethirdhyungline: oooh never have i ever?

kingtaehyun: good idea gyu :))

young’n: eh what about truth or dare?

project: yeonbin

[1.10pm]

plushieenthusiast: STOP TRYING TO DERAIL MY PLANS

SAY YES >:(((

tomorrow by tudurow

[1.10pm]

onethirdhyungline: great idea kai lets play that

kingtaehyun: i agree !

yeonjunie: hmm i guess that sounds fun

soobestleader: if hyungs in then i am too

project: yeonbin

[1.12pm]

taehyun: i hope you can HEAR my frustrated scream

beommie: felt omg

tomorrow by tudurow

[1.13pm]

young’n: ok i’ll start

taehyunnnn >:) truth or dare?

kingtaehyun: oh um

dare

young’n: ooooh anyone any ideas?

soobestleader: i dare u to film 10 seconds of aegyo and post it on twitter

kingtaehyun: U H M

i really should’ve anticipated this smh

yeonjunie: SOOBIN IS TAKING NO PRISONERS

onethirdhyungline: LMAOOOO

young’n: u said dare you have to do it <333

kingtaehyun: fine posted

that was the most painful ten seconds of my life

beomgyu hyung truth or dare

onethirdhyungline: nuh uh no way am i doing something like that

truth

kingtaehyun: when was your first kiss?

onethirdhyungline: two years ago

kingtaehyun: wait so in training? predebut?

onethirdhyungline: yes yeonjun hyung truth or dare?

from: koreaneminem to: maknaekai

[1.31pm]

koreaneminem: he’s really just gonna say that and dip isn’t he

maknaekai: maybe he didnt want to talk about it?

A L S O scratch living with 2 oblivious idiots

i now live with F O U R

koreaneminem: what?

maknaekai: nothing taehyunnie but fr

you are all really gonna bring me to my wits end

from: waengmachine to: hueningkai-yeo

[1.31pm]

waengmachine: now why would he ask that

what was the reason

wHAT WAS THE REASON

hueningkai-yeo: *long, suffering, endless, painful, annoyed sIGH*

I AM THE MAKNAE WHY AM I THE MOST EMOTIONALLY INTELLIGENT

make it make sense

waengmachine: wise beyond ur years<3

tomorrow by tudurow

[1.35pm]

yeonjunie: sure um

truth

soobestleader: i have one

onethirdhyungline: ok go ahead hyung

soobestleader: have you ever been in love?

project: yeonbin

[1.37pm]

plushieenthusiast: he-

at least he's following my plan, play truth or dare and let yeonbin outgay themselves

taehyun: he did not just

beommie: omgomgomgomgomg

tomorrow by tudurow

[1.38pm]

yeonjunie: oh

haha

is it too late to pick dare

kingtaehyun: its against the rules, hyung >:(

but obviously u don't have to say if you don't want to

yeonjunie: yeah of course

yes i have soobinnie

soobestleader: ah

sorry if that question made you uncomfy hyung :(

yeonjunie: no its ok

soobin truth or dare?

soobestleader: truth, hyung

yeonjunie: have you ever got your heart broken?

project: yeonbin

[1.41pm]

plushieenthusiast: guys omg

taehyun: they really aren’t playing around

beommie: we’re like twitter dare :) <3 !

theyre like ‘have you ever experienced heartbreak or been in love’. >:((

taehyun: love how this is probably the first time they have anything remotely near a convo about their feelings

and its indirect, through our group chat and whilst we’re playing truth or dare

plushieenthusiast: yeonbin’s communication skills >>>

from: basketballmaster to: guitaricon

[1.42pm]

basketballmaster: gyu how am i even supposed to answer that

“no but i probably will soon”

help please

guitaricon: soobin hyung just answer it truthfully

it’s just a game

right?

basketballmaster: right of course

he said he’s been in love

guitaricon: ...yes he did

basketballmaster: with who though?

guitaricon: that isnt a question to ask me, you know i can’t say right?

i'm sorry hyung :((

basketballmaster: i knew i just thought i should try

he said he's been in love i just

nvm

project: yeonbin

[1.44pm]

beommie: [one screenshot attached]

HE’S IN LOVE WITH U DUMBASS

AAAAHDAJDHJHADLAHD

taehyun: relatable

tomorrow by tudurow

[1.44pm]

yeonjunie: soobinnie?

soobestleader: sorry

no i’ve never had my heart broken

been in love? yes i have

project: yeonbin

[1.45pm]

plushieenthusiast: that wasn’t even the question but go off hyung

beommie: i love that we all collectively decided to say nothing and just let it unfold

taehyun: soobin really did that i’m-

from: yeonjun to: liltaehyun

[1.46pm]

yeonjun: he’s been in what

Summary:

young’n: i’m just happy im too young for these
*feelings* [pointed cough]
onethirdhyungline: what feelings lmao
kingtaehyun: (2)
yeonjunie: (3)
soobestleader: (4)
young’n: the coy act doesn’t look good on any of u<3

Notes:

we got kind of deep at the beginning but what can i say taehyun is wise af

Chapter Text

from: yeonjun to: liltaehyun

[1.46pm]

yeonjun: he’s been in what

liltaehyun: love if i read that correctly

yeonjun: oh thank u mr kang so helpful

but

liltaehyun: yw

but what hyung?

yeonjun: is it selfish to say i wish i was his first love like he’s mine

i mean if he returned feelings and all

liltaehyun: how can you possibly know that you're not his first love.

yeonjun hyung i love you but you must know how selectively oblivious you’re being

yeonjun: …

liltaehyun: you can’t ever know someone else’s true feelings

thats hope for a lot of people

love and relationships are all about taking risks

you can never truly know if someone likes u back, until you ask

don’t let go of that

yeonjun: what if risks are too scary?

what if they have too many consequences?

liltaehyun: sometimes you just have to take the jump, hyung

sometimes you have to allow urself to admit ur feelings

sometimes you have to be open to the possibility of heartbreak

yeonjun: damn ur fans are called solomons for a reason hyunnie

ur hella wise

liltaehyun: yeah sometimes i wish i could take my own advice

yeonjun: ?

ur advice with who :/

you're always here for me taehyun i wanna be here back

liltaehyun: nevermind

yeonjun: if you’re sure

i'm not gonna push if you don't wanna talk abt it

liltaehyun: yeah um hope that helped

yeonjun: i should probably reply to him

it did thanks hyun

tomorrow by tudurow

[1.48pm]

soobestleader: has this game died or are y’all ignoring me

from: soobinnie<3 to: yeonjun

[2.06pm]

soobinnie<3: hyung?

yeonjun: hi sorry bin

its good

that you’ve been in love

y’know um

everyone should experience love in their lifetime

soobinnie<3: yeah

from: basketballmaster to: guitaricon

[2.07pm]

basketballmaster: god i wanna tell him

guitaricon: then do it omfg

[basketballmaster is typing…]

guitaricon: LET ME GUESS

you "can't"

it will "ruin" your relationship

IM DONE WITH THE ANGST

DO IT OR I'LL BREAK UR KNEECAPS

basketballmaster: you wouldn’t understand gyu

it’s like its unspoken

we just

can’t

project: yeonbin

[2.10pm]

beommie: taehyun hold me back

or i may commit a heinous crime

IM NOT JOKING HOLD ME BACK

taehyun: holding

plushieenthusiast: i want you to send the screenshots but at the same time i dont

beommie: F E E L MY A N G E R

[one screenshot attached]

taehyun: THE WAY THEY BOTH DO THIS

SOULMATES WITH THE "we just can't </////3"

plushieenthusiast: why dont they even finish their points

we just……

it’s just…..

like ok just WHAT

CAN I HEAR UR OPPOSING ARGUMENTS

beommie: they’re really trying to embody the slow burn friends to lovers 300k aren't they

taehyun: tags; angst, pining, misunderstandings, pure idiocy

plushieenthusiast: ongoing since 2019

side! tae/beom (mutual pining)

taehyun: what

from : waengmachine to: hueningkai-yeo

[2.15pm]

waengmachine: YES KAI KAMAL HUENING W H A T

hueningkai-yeo: no but it’s gotten to the point

who is more angsty the idiots or you two

“you must know how selectively oblivious you’re being”

--kang taehuyn

waengmachine: SHUT

HUSH

ZIP

project: yeonbin

[2.16pm]

plushieenthusiast: can any of you ever reply smth more interesting

‘um’ , ‘what’ and ‘ahaha’ have one use tickets from now on

n e ways

emotionally intelligent, plotter, badass! hueningkai

should i continue the tags

[read by beommie, taehyun 2.18pm]

plushieenthusiast: DID U JUST AIR ME???!!1£)

ungrateful swines <3

tomorrow by tudurow

[2.20pm]

young’n: welp this game really said lets pass away

hyungs im still bored

i didn’t even get to play o_o

soobestleader: oh sorry kai :(((

young’n: its fine

just all you oldies tryna sort out ur feelings

kingtaehyun: we’re?? the same?? age??

young’n: six months difference i said what i said

yeonjunie: i always thought younger people wanted to be older

young’n: grandpa,

yeonjunie: GRANDPA????????!!£?$%

young’n: i’m just happy im too young for these

*feelings* [pointed cough]

onethirdhyungline: what feelings lmao

kingtaehyun: (2)

yeonjunie: (3)

soobestleader: (4)

young’n: the coy act doesn’t look good on any of u<3

i know a few words that can makes me very interesting things com to light

onethirdhyungline: i’d like to see u try….

kingtaehyun: gyu, i think maybe-

young’n: OKAY THEN

soobestleader: i’m a lil scared

yeonjunie: come hold my hand then ;)

young’n: keep ur flirting away from my youthful innocent ears

back from that quick detour

taegyu, y'all are like a hairbreadth away from it like i know u can get there

yeonbin, if you guys don't talk to each other :) im gonna steal ur matching jumpers

from: waengmachine to: hueningkai-yeo

[2.33pm]

waengmachine: TAKE THAT BACK BEFORE HE SEES

hueningkai-yeo: no<3

from: 4thgenitboy to: pengpengpeng

[2.33pm]

4thgenitboy: NOT THE MATCHING JUMPERS??????

pengpengpeng: DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT

AND I WON'T BURN THEM

tomorrow by tudurow

[2.34pm]

kingtaehyun: what's a “taegyu”

soobestleader: yeonbin whats that

young’n: ur both smart figure it out yourselves

hint - it’s incredibly obvious.

soobestleader: is that…

me and yeonjun hyung?

like a combo of our names?

kingtaehyun: hold the mf phone

young’n: i feel it all clicking into place

kingtaehyun: but i didn’t know i had one

and with gyu

whats this about being close to something

young’n: beomgyu and yeonjun hyung are being incredibly quiet methinks

kingtaehyun: wait they knew?

about whatever ur talking about?

beomgyu hyung?

soobestleader: jjunie hyung?

from: rainbowhair to: honeybee

[2.36pm]

rainbowhair: BEOM WHAT DO WE DO

honeybee: TF

WHY WOULD U THINK I WOULD KNOW

TAEHYUN IS LIKE THE SMARTEST OF US

TF AM I MEANT TO DO WITH THAT

HE'LL SEE RIGHT THROUGH A HALF-ASSED EXPLANATION

AND KAI RLLY DIDN'T HAVE TO PUT THAT LIL SENTENCE

rainbowhair: soobin could’ve just lived in a state of NOT KNOWING we have ship name

and now i’m going to have to explain it

he won’t even know what a ship IS ffs

honeybee: BUT TAEHYUN AND I KNEW ABOUT URS ETC.

HE DIDN’T KNOW OURS???

am i gonna have to explain all the taegyu aus in our bookmarks now

i'm just gonna ignore whatever he means about being a hairbreadth away ahah

rainbowhair: talking???? no no no

istg if hyuka baits us for ONE more thing

i will steal his plushies.

honeybee: the worst kind of offence

wait he did not just

rainbowhair: NOW THEY KNOW WE KNEW

NO HE HIT ME WITH THE "JJUNIE HYUNG"

WELL I HAVE TO ANSWER NOW

honeybee: lets just casually enter in

nothing will happen lol

it will be fine lol

rainbowhair: yes obviously it will be ahaha

tomorrow by tudurow

[2.45pm]

onethirdhyungline: heyyyy

yeonjunie: how y’all doin?

Summary:

littlemeddler: ngl it fits my brand :)))))
onethirdhyungline: ur name fits the brand of my mf blocklist rn
yeonjunie: send tweet

Notes:

hihihi thank u for the support! i hope u enjoy!! sorry for any mistakes :/

Chapter Text

tomorrow by tudurow

[2.45pm]

onethirdhyungline: heyyyy

yeonjunie: how y’all doin?

young’n: i’d give the nonchalance a 4/10

onethirdhyungline changed young’n’s name to littlemeddler

onethirdhyungline: speaks for itself

yeonjunie: you know what

i second that motion wholeheartedly

littlemeddler: ngl it fits my brand :)))))

onethirdhyungline: ur name fits the brand of my mf blocklist rn

yeonjunie: send tweet

kingtaehyun: so.

soobestleader: uhhh….yeah

yeonjunie: i dont have to explain anything if u ~~magically forget~~

shining through the cityyy

onethirdhyungline: with a little funk n soul

yeonjunie: so imma light

onethirdhyungline: it

yeonjunie: up

onethirdhyungline: like

yeonjunie: dynamite

kingtaehyun: the second hand embarrassment

soobestleader: good song choice

still not gonna work

littlemeddler: SORRY DO Y’ALL ACTUALLY THINK WE’LL FORGET

IT WAS LIKE FIVE MINUTES AGO

kingtaehyun: hyung we can just ask on private

soobestleader: oh yeah lol

littlemeddler: LMAOO WHAT ARE GYU HYUNG AND YEONJUN HYUNG GONNA DO NOW

wait

….on p r i v a t e

BUT I WANT TO SEE IT UNFOLD

HYUNGS?????

from: rainbowhair to: honeybee

[2.49pm]

honeybee: FCK

rainbowhair: GYU WHAT DO WE DO NOW

in hindsight i see how the lyric thing was not gonna work

honeybee: BRUH IT WAS WORTH A MF TRY

rainbowhair: wait HOLD UP

i’m gonna have to explain to soobin ON PRIVATE

what a “yeonbin” is

honeybee: STOP I HAVE TO DEAL W TAEHYUN

WHO WILL KNOW I HAVE SPECIFICALLY NOT TOLD HIM

ABOUT A SHIP LMAO

rainbowhair: our options = run away,

honeybee: and what else

hyung?

WHAT ELSE

rainbowhair: i’ve got that far there’s nothing more

honeybee: k back to daegu it is for me

rainbowhair: HE TEXTED ME

dear bang pd, soobin’s black hair, forehead, plants, personality and entire being

and anything else that is holy

let this not go PAINFULLY BADLY

honeybee: ur WHIPPED WHIPPED

rainbowhair: I WILL NOT HAVE HYPOCRISY IN THIS HOUSEHOLD

honeybee: no ok, it is attack beomgyu day :’)

I HAVE BEEN TEXTED TOO

….still not gonna pray to soobin

from: soobinnie<3 to: yeonjun

[2.56pm]

soobinnie<3: so hyung

whats yeonbin

why’s it our names?

i’m confused

and whats this abt talking

yeonjun: ah well soobin

it’s a uhm ship name

a ship is where people pair people

y’know um romantically

soobinnie<3: oh

so that’s us? like in a romantic sense?

wait i’ll look it up

yeonjun: NO SOOBIN DON’T

DO NOT DO THAT

CAN U REPLY PLEASE??!?@1!%&^*@?

soobinnie<3: that’s a lot of results

yeonjun: yeah

soobinnie<3: there are

video compilations

yeonjun: yeah

soobinnie<3: we’re like

the most popular

everyone thinks

yeonjun: yeah

haha

soobinnie<3: people write

stories about us?

yeonjun: oh m godhkajhjsfkgalf

yeah um they do soobinnie

soobinnie<3: ah

yeonjun: it’s ok

just a bit for the fans you know

they think it’s sweet

sorry i didn't say i knew about it

soobinnie<3: oh no thats ok

it's well

a lot

but yeah

for the fans

well, thanks hyung

yeonjun: yeah

its ok

from: taehyunnie!! to: youknowgyu

[2.58pm]

taehyunnie!!: gyu.

youknowgyu: gyu **HYUNG

taehyun honorifics are actually really important

you should really respect me more

as your hyung, i think it’s a very essential-

taehyunnie!!: STOP

FINE

gyu HYUNG.

youknowgyu: ….

yes?

taehyunnie!!: we have a ship?

youknowgyu: yes?

taehyunnie!!: and you knew abt it?

youknowgyu: maybe?

taehyunnie!!: maybe or yes

youknowgyu: yes?

taehyunnie!!: stop using “?” YES OR NO

youknowgyu: i am GUAGING ur REACTION

yes i did

just like how i knew about the whole yeonbin thing

taehyunnie!!: ok then

youknowgyu: thats…..it?

taehyunnie!!: i mean i know it exists

we’re well

friends

and we’re kind of affectionate

so ig i get it

youknowgyu: oh

no yes of course

got to go now!!

taehyunnie!!: oh

ok yeah um have fun doing

whatever you’re doing

from: rainbowhair to: honeybee

[3.10pm]

rainbowhair: so….

honeybee: so….

rainbowhair: soobin found FANFICTION

of US

he called it “stories”

how cute but still i’m

REELING

honeybee: soobin found fanfiction???

....i hope he left kudos on some of mine

well

at least you didn’t get friendzoned<3

rainbowhair: beom ik we’ve never explicitly talked about this

but

do you have feelings for taehyun?

honeybee: its pretty obvious :D

*spiderman pointing meme* but for soobin

rainbowhair: fairs

maybe you should talk to him?

honeybee: oh you do not know the IRONY of that message

tomorrow by tudurow

[4.06pm]

littlemeddler: so is no one gonna inform me of what happened

and are you all gonna ignore the explanations as well

i really thought we were getting somewhere

[read by kingtaehyun, soobestleader, yeonjunie and onethirdhyungline 4.08pm]

littlemeddler: HUH

WHAT IN THE YEONJUNS BERET COLLECTION

AIRING ME HMM

you’re whipped stay pressed

[4.54pm]

hueningkai added beomwhipped, yeonwhipped

hueningkai: can u PLEASE tell me what happened

beomwhipped: sorry

our nAMES?

yeonwhipped: you could’ve at least made it junwhipped that fits my aesthetic more

hueningkai: it was this or thing 1 and 2

ur choice xxxx

beomwhipped: ALSO

HELL NO YOU’RE NOT GETTING TOLD

yeonwhipped: you made soobin aware of SO many things he did not need to know abt

hueningkai: but hyungsssssssss

beomwhipped: the pout don’t work on me

hueningkai: hyungs, please?

pretty please?

beomwhipped: nope gonna have to try harder than that

yeonwhipped: …

beomwhipped: NO HYUNG

IGNORE THE POUT

hueningkai: hyunggggg

beomwhipped: RESIST IT

yeonwhipped: BUT HE

beomwhipped: NO

N O

THINK of soobin watching a

“yeonjun stares at soobin for 20 minutes” COMPILATION

heuningkai: HE FOUND THE-

yeonwhipped: ok OK NO KAI

my lips are SEALED

beomwhipped: yeah

well

not like anything incredible happened

yeonwhipped: hmm

from: hueningkai-yeo to: waengmachine

[5.03pm]

hueningkai-yeo: beom hyung? r u ok?

waengmachine: hahaha :))) pain :)))

hueningkai-yeo: hyung, please?

waengmachine: it’s nothing kai

just taehyun making it excessively clear that we’re friends

don’t worry about it

hueningkai-yeo: all of u are just so obtuse

waengmachine: but it IS more complicated than u make it out to be hyuka

hueningkai-yeo: maybe

or maybe it’s more simple than all of you are considering

waengmachine: i guess

the thing is

you can’t push for when relationship happens

or for when people need to talk to each other

or work up the courage cause it is actually so daunting

its better if those people both at that time actually WANT something

that’s the difference hyuka

thats why acting on crushes is more complicated

hueningkai-yeo: ok hyung

i understand a bit more

but still i just want everyone to be happy

i don’t like all the pain and pining

waengmachine: you said it best yourself

we’re all just idiots in

supreme like

hueningkai-yeo: YOU WERE GONNA SAY LURVEEEEE

L is for the way you LOOK at ME

waengmachine: OK I GET IT FFS NOW WE MOVE ON OKAY

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[6.29pm]

yeonjunie: HEY WHATS WRONG WITH MY BERETS

kingtaehyun: …..hyung

soobestleader: hey they’re cute

yeonjunie: thank you lovely my favourite dongsaeng soobinnie

THEY’RE COOL

onethirdhyungline: oh hey yall

littlemeddler: FAVOURITE DONGSAENG???

soobestleader: and what about it

littlemeddler: i’d say yeonjun hyung’s too biased to correctly make that decision

yeonjunie: its my OPINION

soobestleader: biased?

kingtaehyun: oh this won’t work out well

littlemeddler: you know causejhkfhlbsjev,nakli;yeonnsjhloveahkdvfn

soobestleader: kai???

yeonjunie: kai is incapacitated right at this moment

by that i mean i am sitting on him

littlemeddler: i meant nothing by that soobin hyung now lets go and get ice cream

project: yeonbin

[6.45pm]

taehyun: hey i have a funny idea

beommie: hmm what

plushieenthusiast: let's hear it

mine have been failing :')

from: soobinnie<3 to: yeonjun

[9.25pm]

soobinnie<3: you sure do um

stare

at me

well quite a lot hyung

yeonjun: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Summary:

yeonjun: ahhh soobin ur handsome 24/7 honestly
even with your bedhead
even when ur sweaty after dance practice
even when you cry your eyes out in tangled for no apparent reason
soobinnie<3: HEY THE LANTERN SCENE IS BEAUTIFUL

Notes:

the new logo trailer dropped today!! i swear i'm gonna miss tdc: eternally so much :((
also thank you?? so much?? for 100?? kudos?? i'm in disbelief rn 0_0

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

from: soobinnie<3 to: yeonjun

[9.25pm]

soobinnie<3: you sure do um

stare

at me

well quite a lot hyung

yeonjun: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

soobinnie<3: um well you see

taehyunnie sent me this

video

maknaes more like makSNAKES

[9.27pm]

yeonjunhyung: REMIND ME TO KILL YOU ALL

SEE HE SAYS JUST TAEHYUN

BUT I ALREADY KNOW YOU ALL PARTOOK IN THIS

DEATH IS COMING

I'M GONNA BE LIKE THE GRIM REAPER UP IN THIS BIH

things you might catch:

a cold

the bus

THESE HANDS

beommiebeom: oh hello hyung!!

hyuka: what’s going on :(

liltaehyun: ahhhhh….hi?

yeonjunhyung: DO NOT “HELLO HYUNG!!” ME

how tf am i meant to explain smth when he seES IT IN A VIDEO

ITS PROOF

liltaehyun: well that was obviously the whole plan

we just thought you needed a light push in the right direction

hyuka: mmhmm a tender shove

beommiebeom: can we send him some god tier fanfiction next

guys fr i have written some bangers

yeonjunhyung: STOP

a "light push"

A LIGHT PUSH??

THIS WAS AN EARTHQUAKE OF A PUSH

THIS WAS THE TSUNAMI OF SHOVES

“tender” “light” my ASS

beommiebeom: lol

yeonjunhyung: ALL YOU HAVE TO SAY IS ((((LOL))))

hyuka: i feel like tsunami of a push would’ve worked better xo

and then earthquake of shoves

it just fits better xx

yeonjunhyung: YOU ARE ALL MISSING THE POINT

wtf am i supposed to do

hyun?

liltaehyun: well

i didn’t quite think that far

yeonjunhyung: YOU DIDNT-

hyuka: why don’t u just like

tell him u love him then

yeonjunhyung: ****LIKE

beommiebeom: oh and we’re back into denial

you know what the last stage is? ACCEPTANCE

yeonjunhyung: VERY FUNNY CHOI BEOMGYU

YOU SEE I KNOW MANY THINGS

beommiebeom: omfg hyuka if he says its like then its like goddamn

get off his back dont force him to say l*ve :(((

yeonjunhyung: thank you

liltaehyun: what could yeonjun hyung have on beom for him to concede this quickly

hyuka: oh i could hazard a guess

beommiebeom: moving swiFTLY ON

hyung what are you supposed to do

yeonjunhyung: i quite literally have no clue

i’m currently airing him

and booking tickets to flee the country :)

hyuka: we rlly put u in a hard position o_o

lol

yeonjunhyung: YES YOU HAVE

THIS “LOL” AGAIN

y'all :,] istg i'm locking u out of the netflix account

hyuka: um i made?? our netflix account??

yeonjunhyung: i'll hack it

hyUka: i would like to see u try

liltaehyun: OKAY BACK ON TOPIC

i mean you’re gonna have to text him back sometime soon

if u keep airing him he’ll get upset

yeonjunhyung: i am electing to not think about it thank you very much

wait he’ll get upset???????

beommiebeom: i mean yeah probably

hyuka; imagine being aired by your hyung poor soobin hyung :(((

yeonjunhyung: WHAT DO I TEXT HIM

right guess i’ll just freestyle

thank you guys for being zero (0) help<3

you’re actually the demons who got me into this situation in the first place<3

this situation may be gone soon

BUT NOT FORGOTTEN

project: yeonbin

[9.49pm]

plushieenthusiast: ….does yeonjun hyung think he’s rlly that intimidating

taehyun: ikr like PLEASE i have heard him serenade me about how one time soobin brought him coffee

“because he’d been looking tired recently”

ur just not intimidating after u write a song about that

beommie: lol so true

but i mean ig i’m kinda scared

plushieenthusiast: that’s cause he has stuff on you

he can elegantly expose u

taehyun: nice alliteration

what stuff?

from: waengmachine to: hueningkai-yeo

[9.52pm]

waengmachine: thank you so much for getting me into this position AGAIN

HYUKA >:-[[[[[[

hueningkai-yeo: i’m just at the ‘lol’ stage for all of u

also “lol so true”, should we take a look into your songwriting notebook

i just distinctly remember smth about taehyun’s

“sparkling eyes”

waengmachine: I WILL TAKE UR PHONE AWAY

I WILL STEAL TOBIN

I WILL PUT FAST FORWARD ON UR SIMS GAME AND LEAVE IT

hueningkai-yeo: YOU WOULDN’T

NOT MY SIM FAMILY

NOT TOBIN!!@£$%

waengmachine: HE TEXTED AGAIN WE'LL REVISIT THIS

project: yeonbin

[9.54pm]

taehyun: hyung?

beommie: ah so NOW its hyung

taehyun: beommie then?

beom?

gyu?

beommie: hhhh stoppppp

from: hueningkai-yeo to: waengmachine

[9.55pm]

hueningkai-yeo: UR BLUSHING

I KNOW U ARE

ACTUALLY I CHANGE MY MIND

FLIRT ELSEWHERE

ur just gonna ignore me aren’t u

project: yeonbin

[9.55pm]

taehyun: tell meee

beommie: he just has stuff

secrets i’ve told him y’know

taehyun: what i dont know all your secrets?

beommie: hmmm nope

plushieenthusiast: *gags*

taehyun: what aren’t you telling me?

plushieenthusiast: y’all are not ignoring me

beommie: that’s why a secret’s a secret, you don't tell everyone

taehyun: but u can tell me

u know u can tell me anything

plushieenthusiast: ...want me to leave??

taehyun: i wanna know if it made you switch up tHAT quickly

beommie: i’m sure our hyungs know stuff abt you that would make you do that

taehyun: what is it abt me or something?

plushieenthusiast: deadass should i leave

beommie: what are you talking about “abt u”??

haha

no it's not about you

taehyun: you don’t seem sure

beommie: well it isn’t

taehyun: ok then

beommie: seRIOUSLY

it isn’t

taehyun: ok beom

beommie: believe meee

it is true

taehyun: i always believe you hyung

plushieenthusiast: we have these lovely things on earth

called r o o m s

GET ONE

from: yeonjun to: soobinnie<3

[9.49pm]

yeonjun: well um

you’re very uhhh

handsome

soobin

the video makes it look bad but y’know

can't blame me

what with you being

you

soobinnie<3: you think i’m handsome?

yeonjun: obviously have you looked in the mirror lately?

but the video just take things out of

context

soobinnie<3: you really think i’m handsome?

yeonjun: yeah, soobinnie

soobinnie<3: thanks, hyung

i don’t feel like it all the time

yeonjun: ahhh soobin ur handsome 24/7 honestly

even with your bedhead

even when ur sweaty after dance practice

even when you cry your eyes out in tangled for no apparent reason

soobinnie<3: HEY THE LANTERN SCENE IS BEAUTIFUL

yeonjun: the point it you should feel confident

you’re beautiful, bin

from: yeonjun to: liltaehyun

[9.57pm]

yeonjun: oh god i said too much

it’s just too easy

friends don’t say beautiful do they

but he is god how can he not know that

from: soobinnie<3 to: yeonjun

[9.58pm]

soobinnie<3: thank you, hyung

i didn’t think

well um

i didn’t think you ever looked at me i guess

yeonjun: i care about you, soobin

soobinnie<3: i care about you too hyung

i uh

um i look at you as well

*out for

yeonjun: that’s good to know

it might seem funny and unnatural at times

but be confident in yourself

you’re an incredible leader

you belong with us you know

soobinnie<3: thanks hyung

we aren’t who we are without you too

from: yeonjun to: liltaehyun

[10.00pm]

yeonjun: oh my god what just happened

liltaehyun: oh MY god what just happened

wait you first

yeonjun: i can’t its um

what he

then

liltaehyun: ok so SOMETHING happened

use ur words hyung

yeonjun: [four screenshots attached]

liltaehyun: oh

oh my god

yeonjun: THATS WHAT I SAID

project: yeonbin

[10.03pm]

taehyun: OH MY GOD

[four screenshots attached]

lets unpack this

Notes:

sorry for any mistakes!!

Summary:

guitaricon: CHOI SOOBIN COME BACK HERE RN
ANSWER THE QUESTION?????
OK HOW ABOUT THIS
YOU CONFESS I’LL CONFESS

Notes:

hello!! it really makes me unsatisfied that this has so many chapters but word count is so diff with a chat ficcc
i'm really not sure how long to make this but it really won't be too much longer i'm thinking like 10 chapters now? i don't see how i can make this like really long when the main plot is jut yeonbin's tragic communcation skills and txt being chaotic ;;

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

project: yeonbin

[10.03pm]

taehyun: OH MY GOD

[four screenshots attached]

lets unpack this

[11.26am]

plushieenthusiast: good morning fellow yeonbinists

“unpack this” u sound like a manager

OH MY GOLLY GOSH

taehyun: i am a manager

i literally manage this groupchat and the getting together of yeonbin

i manage ur dumb asses as well

plushieenthusiast: I BEG TO DIFFER

MY dumb-

M Y ? ? ?

maze in the LOOK IN A MIRROR

beommie: why r u textin i just woke uppppp

ok everybody stay calm oH MY GOD ITS HAPPENING

SORRY

SOOBIN REALLY SAID ****out for WITH HIS WHOLE CHEST

LIKE, COME O N HYUNG

plushieenthusiast: “i care about you soobin”

ARE WE FINALLY GETTING SOMEWHERE

beommie: my favourite moment “you're beautiful, bin”

they’re kinda cute ig

even if they drive me up the wall 3000x a day

taehyun: not as cute as us though right ;)

from: waengmachine to: hueningkai-yeo

[11.29am]

waengmachine: pause

hueningkai-yeo: WHERE DID THAT COME FROM

waengmachine: it is TOO EARLY FOR THIS

he cannot make me MALFUNCTION this early in the MORNING

hueningkai-yeo: this could all be avoided you know

waengmachine: nope

i was friendzoned

hueningkai-yeo: WHAT OF THAT LAST TEXT HE SENT SCREAMED FRIENDZONED TO YOU

WAS IT THE ;) CAUSE THAT AINT JUST FRIENDLY TO ME

waengmachine: ….

still

hueningkai-yeo: for the amount i sigh nowadays i should be a PENSIONER

i’m EIGHTEEN

you know what

project: yeonbin

[11.34am]

plushieenthusiast: who do you mean by “us” tyun?

is there something going on with you and beomgyu hyung?

do you like him or something?

did i just hear someone start choking

WHO IS RUNNING TO MY ROOM

uh oh

tyunbeomgGHFJGFJGHAkjfhlikebgjsfhdbyoukgdh

[plushieenthusiast deleted 7 messages]

taehyun: what happened??

why’d you delete messages?

beommie: oh i think he sat on his phone and accidentally texted :(

plushieenthusiast: yep thats definitely what happened

taehyun: how come i thought i heard ur dolphin scream then??

beommie: yeah, hueningkai.

plushieenthusiast: horror movie

i was watching one

taehyun: …..at 11am?

didn’t you just wake up?

aren't you?? scared?? of horror movies??

plushieenthusiast: um no

they are so

thrilling

taehyun: "thrilling" i thought u couldn't even get on a rollercoaster

plushieenthusiast: lies inside

nothing like a good horror to start my day

taehyun: cool which one u watching?

plushieenthusiast: the little mermaid

taehyun: uh the little pardon me come again?

from: waengmachine to: hueningkai-yeo

[11.47am]

waengmachine: THE LITTLE MERMAID?????????

hueningkai-yeo: HAVE U SEEN THAT SCENE WITH URSULA

SHE'S SO SCARYYY T-T

IT WAS THE FIRST HORROR MOVIE THAT CAME TO MIND WHAT CAN I SAY

waengmachine: ITS NOT A

ok you know what nevermind

project: yeonbin

[11.50am]

beommie: anygays

after that interval spanning through several emotions

back to yeonbin

taehyun: i’ve just left yeonjun hyung on unopened

he was freaking out, y’all weren’t replying and i was tired so

beommie: TAEHYUNKHFAKLFHFG

HES HAVING A CRISIS AND YOU

SHKJFHLSFALKF

taehyun: i was TIRED

plushieenthusiast: BYE TYUN OH MY GOD

the thing is

i have experience with feeling frustrated with yeonbin’s

unparalleled communication skills

so idek if anything will come of this conversation

beommie: it literally has to

we are running out of ways to get them to confess

taehyun: why are we doing ALL the groundwork for this relationship

i am taking full credit when they get married

beommie: i have flicked between yeonjun and soobin

it is HARD WORK

plushieenthusiast: you think YOU have the most pressing role???

i have TWO marriages i need to be sure i get credit for

taehyun: two?

beommie: t w o ? :)

plushieenthusiast: yeah haha tobin and molang as well

taehyun: ohhhh thats so sweet

can i officiate!!

beommie: cute

taehyun: cute?

beommie: uh

you guys

the maknaes

talking about the um

plushies

plushieenthusiast: (y)ou g(u)ys (t)(h)e m(a)k(n)a(e)s

beommie: HUENING. KAMAL. KAI.

taehyun: yuthane?

plushieenthusiast: hint - rearrange the letters

taehyun: oh!! i love these puzzles :]

wait a sec i can do this

beommie: UM ANYWAY

TAEHYUN TALK TO YEONJUN HYUNG

I'LL TALK TO SOOBIN HYUNG

KAI GO SIT IN THE CORNER AND THINK ABOUT YOUR ACTIONS

plushieenthusiast: AWWW BUT BEOMMMM

taehyun: ok sounds like a plan

idk what hyuka’s done wrong but yes<3

beommie: OR GO TO UR ROOM AND THINK ABOUT THEM

plushieenthusiast: FINE

IF THIS IS WHAT IT TAKES

G L A D L Y

from: liltaehyun to: yeonjun

[12.07pm]

liltaehyun: hi hyung

yeonjun: “HI HYUNG”

AFTER LEAVING ME FOR 14 HOURS???

liltaehyun: i was tired :(

yeonjun: ok and?????

we were BOTH having crises???

liltaehyun: well i’m here now with my 13 hours of sleep

how do you feel?

yeonjun: deadass?

like i dreamt it happened.

i mean i’m not

deluding myself

right?

idk it kind of sounded like

that

liltaehyun: he liked you back?

yeonjun: i

did it sound like that to you?

i just cant

liltaehyun: yes it sounded like that

just cant what?

yeonjun: it didnt sound like he

liltaehyun: didnt sound like he…. what?

likes you?

the whole “he looks at u too” part

yeonjunie hyung, you’re not dumb

please tell me you can see what’s right in front of you

yeonjun: i dont want to

kid myself

or anything, hyun

i feel like i kind of put myself out on a limb

liltaehyun: you're not kidding urself, its hope

hope isn’t a bad thing

maybe it can lead to disappointment

maybe, even heartbreak

but that doesn’t mean we shouldn’t hope, hyung.

yeonjun: i just feel like this tangled mess

my brain just keeps on switching

from hoping to adamant that i’m just gonna

ruin

everything

liltaehyun: hyung :((

you won’t feel like a tangled mess forever

i can promise you that

it feels frustrating from my end that you guys won’t just talk

but i understand

i get that it scares you and it’s a lot

but please, please, remember hope

and i hate to say it but a conversation

it has to happen sometime, you know that right hyung?

yeonjun: i know taehyunnie

i know

and i’m gonna try to hope

love you hyun

liltaehyun: love you too, hyung

project: yeonbin

[12.39pm]

taehyun: alright i spoke to yeonjun hyung

it was

well :/

i really can’t wait for them to just be happy and together

plushieenthusiast: preach

beommie: u ok hyunnie ?

taehyun: yeah i am, thanks beom

beommie: ok i’m gonna talk to soobin now

from: guitaricon to: basketballmaster

[12:46pm]

guitaricon: so, soobin

hyung

how iz ur lyfe

basketballmaster: …..um

good? ig

actually

guitaricon: knew it

basketballmaster: smth happened with yeonjun hyung last night

guitaricon: really???? oh my gosh!!!!! what?

basketballmaster: ….why does that sound sarcastic

guitaricon: it isnt!! new juicy goss!! fresh off the printer!! tell me!! >:(

basketballmaster: he, idk

he called me beautiful?

even when i just wake up and stuff like that?

and told me i was a good leader

n i’m always nervous i’m not doing this right

he just

reassured me

and he

he said he cared about me?

guitaricon: thats so

idrk what even to say

what do you think?

basketballmaster: i don’t even know

guitaricon: ok well let me ask something easier

how do you feel about yeonjun hyung?

basketballmaster: uh ok, um

idk he

he makes me feel all soft and fuzzy

like all the hard things or troubles are just blurred

like all the weight and pressure just lifts

like my mistakes don’t matter around him

his hair is so soft even though he dyes it eight times a week

and he comes to me first every time and says “bin do you like it?”

he looks so nervous and i just want to kiss the worry off his face

and when he dances he’s so beautiful

so cool and collected even though i compliment him and he’s suddenly shy

he looks after me when i’m tired or drained

he makes me feel like i’m not homesick

he makes me feel light

he makes me feel warm in my chest

kind of like when it's sunny

yeah it feels like

sun rays

guitaricon: oh, soobin

basketballmaster: i know

guitaricon: you’re in love

basketballmaster: huh

maybe

guitaricon: ah theres the soobin i know and love…. MAYBE?!?!

i am literally crying tears rn

basketballmaster: UR CRYING?

what am i saying ofc u are

also what else would you be crying?

ketchup?

i dont think the “crying TEARS” was necessary

guitaricon: WHY DID UR MIND GO TO KETCHUP???

STOP TRYING TO CHANGE THE SUBJECT?????

basketballmaster: but it was working for a lil while

guitaricon: so you can tell me all these beautiful things about ur feelings for yeonjun

basketballmaster: yeonjun *hyung

guitaricon: HUSH U WHIPPED LITTLE BUNNY

why don’t you go and tell HIM this now?

basketballmaster: i’m??? older?? than u?? “little bunny”???

n e ways its too early for this i’m gonna go have lunch

guitaricon: CHOI SOOBIN COME BACK HERE RN

ANSWER THE QUESTION?????

OK HOW ABOUT THIS

YOU CONFESS I’LL CONFESS

basketballmaster: i smelled gossip

confess to who?

guitaricon: oh haha

so you know taehyun?

basketballmaster: the member of our group and person we live with, yes

guitaricon: ig i’m like a lil lil lil bit

sort of tiny amount

#inlovewithhim?

Notes:

the contrast between tyun and yeonjun's convo and beom and soobin's has me cackling
also!! im just gonna add the whole "yuthane" thing was meant to spell out taehyun if rearranged lol

Summary:

basketballmaster: i think you should confess!!
guitaricon: ok great thank you for that input
now reread that last sentence and tell UR OWN BRAIN that
basketballmaster: advising ur friends and urself are two different things >:[
coaches dont play in the game, gyu

Notes:

it was the lotte concert today and they did so well omg!! there was this cute taegyu moment and i thought what a good time to post this chapter lol

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

from: guitaricon to: basketballmaster

[1.15pm]

guitaricon: ig im like a lil lil lil bit

sort of tiny amount

#inlovewithhim?

basketballmaster: HUH

LOVWEBR

YOU ANS TAEHYUBNK

guitaricon: i’ll let u process

basketballmaster: wow WOW

so much makes sense now

the more i think about it

not /that/ shocking

OH THE WHOLE TAEGYU THING

sense = made

but like wowcha

love?

guitaricon: um yeah i think so

i haven’t told kai cause he’ll NEVER let me live it down

but haha yeah

basketballmaster: im so happy for you :))

what’re you gonna do about it?

guitaricon: i’m just gonna shake the utter irony of this convo off

i mean unlike *certain* people i’m thinking of idk

telling him

i am 98% sure it will not end good for me

but i have been recently witnessing a fine bit of dumbassery by clears throat SOME UNNAMED people

and i don’t want it to get too complicated or idk

i’m thinking about it

hopefully hyun will let me down easy :/

basketballmaster: i think you should confess!!

guitaricon: ok great thank you for that input

now reread that last sentence and tell UR OWN BRAIN that

basketballmaster: advising ur friends and urself are two different things >:[

coaches dont play in the game, gyu

guitaricon: COACHES DONT PLAY IN THE

right, listen here soobin

basketballmaster: oo hold on i have an idea

you’ll have to wait

guitaricon: WHAT IDEA

HYUNG WHAT IDEA

SOOBIN

CHOI SOOBIN

I WILL CALL YEONJUN IDC

WAIT?

WAIT????

let’s discuss

soobin added junieee and ningning

[1.21pm]

ningning: ok i am afraid what is this chat for

soobin: so do you all know about taegyu being #inlove then?

junieee: KJHFJHAKJHFAKHFLAKJHF

well i suspected them very supremely

soobin: so taehyun likes him back?

junieee: r u kidding he is s o obvious

ningning: i cannot believe this is happening rn

genuinely no thoughts

head = empty

i guess i might as well

ningning changed the group name to shooters 4 taegyu

junieee: cool name

are they like together? or

ningning: thisisnothappeningagainiamnotinagroupchatwiththesetwoidiotsaboutmyothertwoidiots

junieee: i can't be bothered to decipher that but yes <3

ningning: that was the point smh

soobin: they aren't together yet

this was more a gathering

to evaluate this information which

is BRAND NEW to me

why did no one tell me :’’((

junieee: aww soobinnie i just didn’t know for sure

of course i would’ve told u

soobin: oh thank you hyung >.<

i KNOW hyuka wouldn’t have told me so he gets put on cleaning up duty for the next two weeks

ningning: HUH

WHAT NO

HYUNGGGGG

soobin: anyways i was thinking we could like

give beom an opening?

to confess?

junieee: we could do like truth or dare?

ningning: oh my godjdahlsjfh

ah maybe not

in my findings, no matter HOW obvious, it still doesn’t work

soobin: ur findings?

mychildkai: oh yeah

any other confession ideas

junieee: hmmmm

we could just try to

idk

have like a conversation on main and see what comes of it?

ningning: ah the tried and true method

soobin: why are you talking like a wise old man

ningning: uh because i am one

i am the wisest in this particular subject

i feel like joey

junieee: joey?

ningning: in The One Where Everyone Finds Out or smth

can y’all just TELL each other please?

soobin: nothing of what you just said makes sense

but okay

any other ideas?

junieee: have you checked with beom that we can do this?

soobin: …..

technically or not technically?

junieee: soobinnieeee

have you told him what we’re doing

soobin: TECHNICALLY no but NON-TECHNICALLY he needs the push

junieee: why’d i just get deja vu lol

this feels like a conversation i’ve had before somehow

soobin: also if taehyun confesses instead then i dont have to

junieee: have to what?

soobin: uh

do this dare

ningning: you know that picture of the little girl crying with a peace sign whilst a house burns in the background?

thats me rn

junieee: kai u seem to be really going through it atm

ningning: thats cause i AM

soobin: so are we just gonna do the conversation thing?

junieee: yeah sounds good

we’ll just see what happens ig

ur so sneaky binnie

soobin: ahh hyung if they aren’t going to pull themselves together then i guess i should

i’m sure ur sneakier ;)

ningning: i cannot believe i am reading these attempts at flirting with my own reason

WHY am i not jared, 19

“if they aren’t gonna pull themselves together”

*scratches head*

*places down uno reverse card*

*whispers “just saying” and slinks away*

soobin: hueningkai are u sugar high again.

junieee: did sum1 steal molang or smth??

r u ok??

ningning: you know what i am FINE

i am SCRUMPTIOUS one might argue

junieee: scrumptious??????

i am confusion

soobin: no comment

lets do it on the chat later tonight

tomorrow by tudurow

[9.36pm]

soobestleader: good evening everybody

yeonjunie: good evening, soobin

onethirdhyungline: CHOI SOOBIN ANSWER UR MESSAGES

kingtaehyun: oh hi guys

littlemeddler: good, *deep sigh* evening

onethirdhyungline: SOOBIN HYUNG

soobestleader: so i feel like we haven’t talked as a group in ages

yeonjunie: i agree

kingtaehyun: i mean we had breakfast and lunch together but go off

onethirdhyungline: i am uneasy what have you got planned devils

kingtaehyun: devils??? lol beom

onethirdhyungline: yes. devils.

if only you KNEW what soobin did to me today

kingtaehyun: hmmm i wonder

onethirdhyungline: left me on READ

for HOURS

RAN AWAY FROM ME at LUNCH

kingtaehyun: horrific, how could someone ever ignore you

onethirdhyungline: that BEST not be sarcasm mr taehyun

kingtaehyun: ahhh, mr beomgyu i promise its not ;)

soobestleader: ok so it is really just Not That Shocking

yeonjunie: i mean goddamn

littlemeddler: imma head out

[[[[[[[rest]]]]]]

kingtaehyun: why are all of y’all leavingggg

beom u still here?

onethirdhyungline: beom **HYUNG

kingtaeyhun: hmmm ok beom hyUNg

onethirdhyungline: stop with the sarcasm >:[

kingtaehyun: hhh i can't be intimidated ur angry face is too cute

onethirdhyungline: don’t call me cute if ur not gonna do anything about it ;)

from: waengmachine to: hueningkai-yeo

[9.48pm]

waengmachine: HELP WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOINGAHKHFBJAHDVFJKHAV

hueningkai-yeo: i am so excited

me and soobin hyung are just watching our phones

hold up im gonna tell him to make popcorn

from: liltaehyun to: yeonjun

[9.48pm]

liltaehyun: bruh

BRUH

WHAT DO I DO WITH THAT

HOW DO I

WHEN

WHO

WHAT

WHY

yeonjun: i am loving the reversal of roles in this

oh how the turn tables turn

liltaehyun: do i shoot my shot idkalfhjkfl

wait i ahve to respondf

what if i get hurt

but he’s flirting with me

but i how what who the help nnghfhfhfn

yeonjun: yes <3

liltaehyun: NOT HELPING

tomorrow by tudurow

[9.54pm]

kingtaehyun: ok i guess i’ll have to do something about it then

onethirdhyungline: whATgfjh

i mean

ok then i guess you will

kingtaehyun: ur up for it?

onethirdhyungline: well i uh

i guess i uhm

sort of kind of feel-free-to-say-ew

feel-free-to-take-a-break-from-our-friendship

like you?

kingtaehyun: e-excuse me?

onethirdhyungline: haha i like u but you know i hope we can stay friends

i’m really sorry if this makes us awkward

i can probs stay at a friends for a while so u don’t have to see me

i’m really sorry again-

kingtaehyun: i like you too.

from: waengmachine to: hueningkai-yeo

[10.07pm]

waengmachine: he what now

hueningkai-yeo: soobin and i are laughing our asses off

waengmachine: in what plane of this universe is that helpful.

hueningkai-yeo: i don't understand

was this not the aim of ur (very eloquent, if i may) confession?

waengmachine: I WAS NERVOUS CAN U ZIP UR MOUTH PLS

from: yeonjun to: liltaehyun

[10.07pm]

yeonjun: u really pulled the “e-excuse me?” like you didnt have to /type out/ that dash

liltaehyun: s h u t

he’s not replying

why isn’t he replying

yeonjun: can u give him his moment please, he’s 100% panicking

like been there done that

tomorrow by tudurow

[10.10pm]

onethirdhyungline: well this is...unexpected

kingtaehyun: i could say the same

onethirdhyungline: u like me?

you’re sure?

kingtaehyun: yes and yes

YOU like ME?

onethirdhyungline: why is the “ME” in capitals everyone who meets u falls in like with you

littlemeddler: u did not just say [[[falls in like]]]

onethirdhyungline: get tf out of here hyuka

kingtaehyun: can u not see this is a private conversation

littlemeddler: u are on MAIN but fiNe goodBYE

onethirdhyungline: ok now the roach is gone

kingtaehyun: how long have you liked me?

onethirdhyungline: months literal months

kingtaehyun: same i just

why did you never make a move?

onethirdhyungline: i was scared and got mixed signals and didn’t know how to interpret them

i’m a coward, i know

i also thought you...friendzoned me?

kingtaehyun: friendzoned you????

onethirdhyungline: yeah when we had that discussion abt taegyu

kingtaehyun: oh i was worried you’d feel idk pressure?

i just sort of freaked out?

i’ve not felt just friends for you for a while

onethirdhyungline: oh ur boldkjhflkahf

kingtaehyun: also ur not a coward >>>:[

it’s incredibly scary to purposefully make yourself vulnerable like that

i didn’t for similar reasons

i didn’t think u felt the same etc.

onethirdhyungline: i always forget how clever you are

kingtaehyun: am i clever enough that i get to kiss you?

onethirdhyungline: jdhfkjshdgfkjgdskjahsdgfkjhsadgfkasdf

sorry YES

YES you ARE

R E P L Y

you are the CLEVEREST

taehyun?

taehyunnietaehyunnietaehyunnieeeee

wait

shooters 4 taegyu

[10.39pm]

soobin: SO DO NOT GO ANF CHECJ ON BEOMGYU TO SEEIF HES OKAYA CAUSE THEYREKIS SING

ningning: BRUH LMAOJKHFJK

junieee: u sound SCARRED

soobin: aside from that, that was cute

ningning: i will never let him forget ‘cleverest’

junieee: they made it look so simple

soobin: i know right

junieee: maybe everything is more simple than it seems

project: yeonbin

[10.45pm]

plushieenthusiast: i understand that y’all are preoccupied but THINGS are happening

beommie: dont worry i have a plan for yeonbin

taehyun: ur so smart beom <333

beommie: no youuuu <33333

plushieenthusiast: gags

k i regret ever wanting this to be solved

from: guitaricon to: baskteballmaster

[10.51pm]

guitaricon: so...wasn’t it i confess then you confess?

cause last time i checked i now have a boyfriend

[basketballmaster has blocked guitaricon]

you may no longer send messages to this number

from: hyun to: soob

[10.53pm]

hyun: UNBLOCK ME RIGHT NOW

soob: taehyun????

hyun: ITS BEOMGYU UNBLOCK ME MF

soob: no

hyun: hi its taehyun

unblock my boyfriend.

soob: ok sorry i will

hyun: thank you <3

from: basketballmaster to: guitaricon

[10.55pm]

[basketballmaster has unblocked guitaricon]

guitaricon: WHY NOT WHEN I ASKED

basketballmaster: ur boyfriend works out he is scary asf

you aren’t <3

guitaricon: I COULD BE

STOP TRYING TO DISTRACT ME

no where were we

oh yeah

ur confession >:))))))

basketballmaster: um

uhm

ermmmm

guitaricon: yes <3

[read by basketballmaster at 11.01pm]

guitaricon: SOOBIN.

Notes:

welp taegyu finally did it, sorry this chapter wasn't as crack based but i had to resolve their feelings :3
hope you enjoyed!!

Summary:

yeonjunie: ok so whats ur statement?
soobestleader: ok then
i’m in love with you
fact or fiction

Notes:

hi!! sorry this took so long its been such a busy week
i listened to this clairo song whilst writing the beginning if you want to take a listen idk i thought it fit

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

guitaricon: oh yeah

ur confession >:)))))))

basketballmaster: um

uhm

ermmmm

guitaricon: yes <3

[read by basketballmaster at 11.01pm]

guitaricon: SOOBIN.

I WILL PUT TAEHYUN ON U AGAIN

basketballmaster: god OKAY calm down

i’m here or whatever

guitaricon: LOVELY

now, *clears throat*

your CONFESSION

i confessed

now you

“yeonjun hyung ily boo”

its simple as

basketballmaster: tell me you use these god tier flirting skills on taehyun

“boo” are you 35 years old

oh god you call taehyun thatahsdgasfkhsf

guitaricon: my relationship is a matter of HOURS old and ur already roasting it-

boo is CUTE

and my flirting skills ARE god tier thank you very much

basketballmaster: BOO SOUNDS LIKE MONSTERS INC BRUH

guitaricon: DO NOT RUIN MY CUTE NICKNAME

OH THANKS ITS RUINED <3

basketballmaster: at least be cute

i would call junie “love”

pause

delETE DELETE DELETE

guitaricon: HAHA KNOW WHAT I JUST REMEMBERED

ur CONFESSION >:))))

also ur WHIPPED lmaooooo

and soobin hyung?

basketballmaster: ….yes?

guitaricon: you know you can delete messages right

basketballmaster: whAT?!1

guitaricon: are you genuinely a grandpa

basketballmaster: again with the age thing smh we are 4 MONTHS APART?

guitaricon: and yet i’m not hyung line?

yes fall right into my trap choi soobin *cackles*

basketballmaster: no, no, gyu thats about mental age, luv <3

guitaricon: litch rally shut up

i’m hyung line.

i can FEEL YOU LAUGHING I /AM/ I SWEAR

SOOBIN >:[

guitaricon added taehyunnie<33 to the chat

basketballmaster: oh lord help me

taehyunnie<33: what

what is this

why is gyu pouting

basketballmaster: idk ahaha

guitaricon: you do know LIAR

taehyunnie<33: ok i read up

are we really on the hyung line debate agAIN

guitaricon: ……

nope no actually

we are going to talk about soobin’s confession

(to yeonjun)

basketballmaster: duh who else

oh no wait shit

i’m not confessing.

taehyunnie<33: ahhh interesting

basketballmaster: um no not interesting very very boring

i canNOT

guitaricon: and suddenly i can’t read capitals

is that you saying you can? yay!!1!* <3

taehyunnie<33: soobin hyung why not

basketballmaster: taehyun its

guitaricon: are we gonna ignore the insult about “boo”

taehyunnie<3: a reason hyung?

guitaricon: i think we should talk about it tbh

basketballmaster: he

what if he doesn’t feel the same way?

how do we move on from that?

guitaricon: uh huh i see how it is

its ignore gyu day

taehyunnie<33: soobin…

i think you and yeonjun hyung have hinted enough

you do know.

deep down you really do

guitaricon: what he said

basketballmaster: i

taehyunnie<33: ur both so scared

and for relatively good reason i suppose

but you need to try

try, be vulnerable, be honest

and what you get from that?

its so, so worth it

guitaricon: aw babe <333

taehyunnie<33: sorry i was talking about not having to watch your flirting efforts anymore

guitaricon: AND WHEN WE BREAK UP

taehyunnie<33: im kidding boo!! <3

guitaricon: SEE “boo” !!

ur so funny omg

basketballmaster: yeah imma leave this chat real soon

but thank you taheyun and ig thank you too gyu

maybe

i mean i might

um bye anyways thank you guys

project: yeonbin

[11.35pm]

beommie: the PROGRESS me and taehyun have made

taehyun: *just taehyun has made

beommie: GASP I HELPED

taehyun: we are sitting two feet away from each other i can hear and see your gasp

beommie: but hueningkai can’t and it is NEEDED for dramatic EFFECT

taehyun: sigh

beommie: HYPOCRITE

taehyun: ur so cute wtf

beommie: omg come kiss me

plushieenthusiast: NO

NO?????

NOT ON THE GROUP CHAT??????

PULL THAT BS IN PRIVATE?????

me: wanting to check yeonbin’s progress

taegyu: omg babe come, k-kiss me

beommie: the way you couldn’t even type kiss

plushieenthusiast: tHe WaY yOu CoUlDn’T eVeN tYpE kIsS

yall are disgusting

what can i say

taehyun: n e ways yeonbin

[two screenshots attached]

to confess or not to confess?

plushieenthusiast: wow y’all made headway

i’ve been crying over this for literal m o n t h s

all i had to do was get y’all together

taehyun would drop some truth bombs

et voila

beommie: *and beomgyu kicked soobin into action

plushieenthusiast: ….yeah that too ig

beommie: i do not like the narrative that i have done NOTHING

i shouldered that relationship on my bare BACK

taehyun: love you beom but i hate to say it i have done the most

plushieenthusiast: I HAVE HAD TO SUFFER ALL OF U EXCUSE ME-

wait hold up taehyun what was that?

did someone just scream into a pillow

beommie: o

love you too, hyunnie

taehyun: really?

plushieenthusiast: hate to break it to you guys but i am actually in this chat

beommie: yeah i mean it

meant it before you said it

plushieenthusiast: maybe do this milestone in private?

taehyun: same

i said it unconsciously

plushieenthusiast: coughs

taehyun: i love you i love you i love you

plushieenthusiast: righthereimrighthereguysomggoodforyoubutOFFTHECHATIBEG

beommie: i love you too

COME OVER HERE SO I CAN KISS U OMG

plushieenthusiast: k-k….kiss?

THIS CHAT IS TITLED “PROJECT:YEONBIN”

TAKE IT E L S E W H E R E

you guys aren’t even gonna reply are you

i’m going to bed not that eiTHER OF U CARE

from: soobinnie<3 to: yeonjun

[10.03am]

soobinnie<3: g’morning hyung!

yeonjun: morning soobinnie

how are you?

soobinnie<3: ahh alright i didn’t sleep too well

yeonjun: soobin.

you need rest, why didn’t you sleep?

soobinnie<3: i slept

just for not too long

i had too much on my mind

yeonjun: like what?

soobinnie<3: risks bravery idk

lots of things

yeonjun: you know you can always come talk to me

soobinnie<3: yeah i know hyung

i promise too in the future

yeonjun: ok good

promise me you’ll take a nap?

soobinnie<3: but i suck at napping hyunggg

yeonjun: liar i’ve seen you sleep for 15 hours

soobinnie<3: but thats all in one moment!!

it’s different!!

yeonjun: hmmm is it now

soobinnie<3: i’ll have you know that it is

yeonjun: ah, i promise i believe you

soobinnie<3: now why does that sound sarcastic

i will come and jump on your bed

then you’ll have to remake it

yeonjun: soobinskfhsdkhfgksjdh

thats the best threat you could come up with?

soobinnie<3: nooooo i just wanted to go easy on you

yeonjun: ur too cute

oh uh

soobinnie<3: am i now?

yeonjun: um err

soobinnie<3: what am i not :(

yeonjun: soobinnn

you know you are

soobinnie<3: well thank you hyung :))

you’re cute too

how’d you sleep?

yeonjun: did you just say im cutejhfh

um pretty well

i went to bed early

i was kinda down last night

soobinnie<3: down? why?

yeonjun: thoughts

idk

i don’t really want to talk about it

soobinnie<3: ok thats perfectly fine

just like you’re here for me i’m here for you

always

yeonjun: i know

soobinnie<3: you know what’s cute about you?

yeonjun: ohajhfjkh what?

soobinnie<3: ur nose

i wanna boop ur nose

yeonjun: i uh

i wanna boop ur dimples

soobinnie<3: is that a challenge?

I SHALL BOOP YOUR NOSE FIRST

yeonjun: soobin what

are you actually coming into my room to boop my nose

soobin you

you actually did it and ran away i

soobinnie<3: I WON MWAHAHHAHA

yeonjun: HEY I WASN’T EVEN TOLD IT WAS A COMPETITION

soobinnie<3: hehehehe you need to stay vigilant hyung

yeonjun: soobin was that a harry potter reference

soobinnie<3: i’m a hufflepuff >.<

yeonjun: hm im a slytherin :)

ur so

hey soobin

soobinnie<3: yeah hyung?

yeonjun: thanks for cheering me up

soobinnie<3: any time, hyung

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[5.07pm]

yeonjunie: good final practice today guys!!

littlemeddler: and now we get a break

finallyyyy

kingtaehyun: thank you soobin hyung for that

onethirdhyungline: yeh thanks hyung!!

littlemeddler: see now i know he’s gonna say some cheesy-

onethirdhuyngline: i have more time to spend with my boyfriend!! 8)

littlemeddler: knew it

yeonjunie: my god, i

kingtaehyun: babe, even i have to say that was,,,,,,

soobestleader: oh hi

guys i really didn’t do much!!

enjoy the break tho!! make the most of it!!

yeonjunie: always too modest, bin

thank you soobin for the way you unquestionably pushed for us to get a break

soobestleader: junieeee hhhh

you’re welcome hyung

yeonjunie: mm there we go

maknaes + soobin

soobin added taehyunnn, hueningkai!! and gyu to the chat

[5.13pm]

soobin: can you guys um

play along with something for a while

hueningkai!!: umm sure hyung

taehyunnn: of course, are you ok?

gyu changed the group name to maknaes + soobin AND BEOMGYU

gyu: sorry now thats out of the way

taehyunnn: beom, baby

gyu: I THOUGHT WE WEREN’T DEBATING THIS ANYMORE

sure hyung

hmmm whats going on tho?

soobin: um nothing ish

hueningkai!!: what kind of an answer is “nothing ish”

soobin: just, idk play please

gyu: ok we will

taehyunnn: yeah dont worry

project: yeonbin

[5.19pm]

plushieenthusiast: is what we think is happening actually happening

beommie: i...i dont even know….possibly?

taehyun: this, just oh my god

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[5.21pm]

soobestleader: um i’m a bit bored

does anyone wanna play a game?

littlemeddler: yeah!

kingtaehyun: yeah sure

onethirdhyungline: ummm okay cool

yeonjunie: oh you all agreed so quickly what alternate universe is this

sure, binnie

soobestleader: ok uh cool!!!

fact or fiction?

onethirdhyungline: omg i actually love this game lets gooo

kingtaehyun: so we just guess if it’s fact or fiction?

yeonjunie: yeah i think so

littlemeddler: just pre-letting you all know im gonna win

soobestleader: ok um

someone else start?

onethirdhyungline: ok sure i’ll go

people have taken prints from crime scenes that turned out to be koala’s

kingtaehyun: bruh

littlemeddler: i really want it to be fact

but fiction

onethirdhyungline: FACT

yeonjunie: imagine ur a detective sitting there thinking you've cracked the case and it's a koalasjdhkajshf

littlemeddler: ok my turn

there’s a town which has had a dog as a mayor for two terms

yeonjunie: honestly im gonna go fact

onethirdhyungline: that is crazy but also not that crazy

kingtaehyun: aengdu or hobak could be a mayor im saying yes

onethirdhyungline: aengdu and hobak-

literally stop being so cute i cant handle it

littlemeddler: nO flirting in the chat

it is FICTION the dog served 4 terms not two :)

kingtaehyun: HEY

yeonjunie: THATS CHEATING

bin, are you ok? ur not speaking :(

soobestleader: im here im here junie hyung

just um psyching myself up

for my turn

which is now

yeonjunie: ok so whats ur statement?

soobestleader: ok then

i’m in love with you

fact or fiction

project: yeonbin

[5.32pm]

plushieenthusiast: holy macaroni

beommie: love???

taehyun: oh my god

he actually did it.

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[5.35pm]

soobestleader: yeonjun hyung?

i’m in love with you.

fact or fiction?

yeonjunie: soobin this isn’t funny

shit this isnt funny at all

soobestleader: i’m not laughing

yeonjunie: soobin please

soobestleader: fact or fiction hyung

yeonjunie: soobin god i

fiction

haha good joke y’know

soobestleader: wrong

fact

yeonjun, i’m in love with you

yeonjun stares at his phone in dull shock, the music in the practice room fades away as his vision tunnels into his phone, into that singular message. wrong, fact, yeonjun, i’m in love with you.

yeonjun, i’m in love with you.

his name is yeonjun right?

his heart lurches into his throat and he forces himself to stop shaking, soobin this is soobin, the person he’s been in love with for a year, confessing to him. his heart rate speeds and the room seems so much hotter and he can barely breathe because soobin is in love with him too. soobin is in love with him too.

his shaky fingers click his phone back on from where it had turned off, click onto the group chat and in a moment of bravery within all of his fear, he types out, soobin i’m in love with you too, and clicks send.

Notes:

i used lapslock to fit with the vibe of this fic so um sorry for my mediocre writing
sorry for any mistakes etc.
we're almost there!!

Chapter 10: ten

Summary:

onethirdhyungline: how can a problem plaguing us for months be solved in one evening
if y’all had just TALKED
like had o n e honest conversation
littlemeddler: i think there should be an award
for who has suffered the most in hearing all sides of their friends relationships <3

Notes:

this is it! this fic is incredibly special to me so thank you so much to everyone who gave it a read!! thank you to the people who stuck with it as i updated ur the real mvps <3
this fic is for my lovely best friends m and e, most of the text discourse has been somewhat based off the way we talk in our group chat ily guys xo
read up on issues in the world and sign some petitions!!
coffee - bts is the song i talk about towards the end if you want to take a listen!

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

tomorrow by tudurow

[5.41pm]

soobestleader: yeonjun, i’m in love with you

yeonjunie: soobin i’m in love with you too

the text sends and yeonjun’s heart is thumping wildly, his brain working in overdrive and imagining the worst reactions possible.

what if this is all some elaborate joke

soobin could never like you back

you’ve made a mistake this is a mistake a mistake a-

soobestleader: hyung where are you

yeonjunie: the dance studio

soobestleader: wait there

yeonjun drags a hand over his face and tampers down the smile that threatens to break out, because his body is thrumming with something that vaguely feels like hope. hope that soobin isn’t joking, hope that this will all work out, hope that they could be together and happy.

yeonjun slides down onto the floor of the glaringly bright studio and presses his hands against his face to ground him. the anxiousness of confessing to someone and the general emotional turmoil he’s been through in the past 15 minutes is beginning to catch up with him and he takes deep breath because soobin will be here soon and he will have to talk to him without the crutch of being behind a screen.

he’ll have to tell him unrestrained and unedited how he feels and that is scary. the weight of everything that could turn out wrong about this has sat on his shoulders from the beginning and it seems to be getting larger and heavier as each minute passes.

he takes a deep breath.

rolls his shoulders and,

tries to let it go.

he thinks of all the advice taehyun has given him, to actually take some risks and live in this moment and make an effort to be happy. because that’s what soobin makes him, completely and uncontrollably happy.

he suddenly hears the heavy footfalls of someone running down the corridor and stands so sharply that he has to steady himself on the wall, he’s here he’s here he’s here. the timid knock on the door is so hesitant compared to the frantic running that yeonjun can’t help but giggle a little.

“you can come in.” he’s sure the smile could be heard in his voice.

and the door opens and there is soobin, right in front of him.

his shoulders are still rising up and down rapidly from running and he’s still in the casual sweats that everyone had worn for the final practice but he looks so beautiful.

“hyung.” it’s just one word but it’s said so softly that it has yeonjun finally making eye contact with him.

and soobin’s eyes are sparkling, the grin on his face leaves yeonjun a little breathless.

he looks elated.

he looks in love.

“hyung.” soobin tries again and yeonjun realises he hadn’t said anything.

“soobin-ah.” it’s barely more than a whisper.

yeonjun couldn’t say what expression he was wearing but by the way soobin’s eyes flicker all over his face it must be expressing the whirlwind he’s feeling inside, soobin’s electrified stance softens.

he smiles again, all fond and delicate, it trickles into yeonjun’s veins.

soobin gestures for them to go and sit down in a corner of the room and yeonjun is immensely grateful, he’s pretty sure he was this close to fainting and or collapsing into soobin’s arms which, he supposes, would’ve had pros and cons. they sit cross legged about a metre apart from each other and yeonjun keeps his gaze on his lap whilst playing with a silver bracelet he’s wearing, the one that soobin had got him for his birthday—

(the one he agonized over for days because it was so beautiful and so thoughtful and had made yeonjun have another one of those moments of maybe— just maybe)

—he twists it round his wrist a few more times, a nervous tic he can’t get rid of.

he realises soobin isn’t speaking and that he’s been the one initiating all the conversations so far, confessing and coming over to the studio, which isn’t fair and yeonjun wants to be brave for him.

he wants to try— desperately wants this like the air he sucks into his lungs.

“so we’re in love then, huh?” yeonjun says slowly and finally looks up.

soobin pauses for a tense moment and then collapses into laughter, his shoulders shaking and nose scrunching, “we’re so awkward, oh god.” he softens a little, “yes hyung i suppose we are, as you say with so much tact, in love.”

yeonjun hums. “how long have you known?”

soobin takes a deep breath, “i’m not sure.” he smiles as if lost in memories, “i’ve liked you for a long time, i don't know for how long that was actually love but i only realised it a few days ago.”

soobin’s gaze is so honest and he’s saying things so unbelievable that yeonjun can’t help but blush.

“oh.”

soobin grins, “oh? that’s all you have to say? oh?”

“hey! this is quite a lot to process!”

“do you want me to keep saying these things then?”

“soobin—”

“i love you, i love you, i lov—”

yeonjun smacks a hand over his mouth, “stop!”

soobin leans back, “you look like a tomato at this point, hyung.”

“well, that's your fault!”

“it’s pretty.”

how is it possible that yeonjun could blush more ?

“i love you.” soobin whispers.

yeonjun’s breath catches in his throat, “i’m never going to get to my confession if you keep saying that.”

“oh, i get a confession now? then you may proceed.”

yeonjun rolls his eyes, “where’s the shy soobin that used to block my kisses? i miss him.”

“he’s waiting for his confession.” soobin smiles widely.

well, here goes nothing. “i’ve liked you ever since i met you.” soobin’s eyes widen and the smile fades into something akin to awe. “i walked into that office and was told you were the leader of the group i would debut with and i was so surprised. i just recognised you as the handsome boy from my dance classes, but then you were so sweet and so kind and i knew i was done for.”

it's soobin’s turn to blush, a light pink spreading high across his cheekbones.

yeonjun grins, but he knows it’s a little sad, a little rueful. “i don’t know when it got ingrained in me that i could never do anything about it but it became my excuse. taehyunnie called me out on it a lot but i dunno, i was just...scared. you felt so perfect and i didn’t want to lose you. i didn’t want to complicate things or change anything, and i’m sorry.”

“you could never lose me.” it’s said shyly but yeonjun looks up and soobin’s eyes are full of sincerity, it has his heart stuttering in his chest. “and don’t apologise, i made it some unspoken thing too.” he scratches his neck a little sheepishly, “i wasn’t very nice to you when you were being playful sometimes, i never wanted to make you think you couldn’t be that way with me but it flustered me, like a lot. and you think i’m perfect? i thought you were perfect and just twenty times out of my league.”

“not true!” yeonjun butts in indignantly, despite the lightness of his chest, the weightlessness in hearing soobin’s side of the story. “we could just, i don’t know, forget all of it? start over on that front?”

“that is so cliché, oh my god.”

“oh i’m sorry do you have any better ideas?”

“make it more romantic at least!”

“hello, nice to meet you, i’m choi yeonjun, and if you were a transformer you’d be optimus fine .”

“hyung!” soobin shrieks dramatically and rolls around on the floor, “i cannot believe i like you. optimus fine? really?”

“yep.” yeonjun grins and pops the p. he looks at soobin, still laughing in a mixture of fondness and exasperation and thinks i really like you, i really want to kiss you. and then, yeonjun realises he doesn’t have to pine in silence anymore because soobin likes him back, because soobin giggled and said i love you over and over, because soobin’s eyes are shining when they fall on him. “now are you gonna kiss me, or do i have to lie to my diary?”

soobin groans, “hyung that one was worse. ”

yeonjun laughs, light and clear, throwing his head back, but his attention is snatched back to soobin, who gently presses his hand to the back of yeonjun’s neck.

soobin pauses and leans closer to yeonjun, whose breath embarrassingly hitches very audibly.

soobin swallows and yeonjun finds himself mirroring the movement, “we couldn’t have that, though. so, hyung, can i kiss you?”

yeonjun huffs a little watery laugh, “of course you can, soobin-ah.”

soobin leans a little closer but pauses again before yeonjun’s lips, giving him time to back out, yeonjun can’t help but smile and softly presses their lips together. they kiss chastely and some of it is just teeth as they both grin into it, they kiss and kiss and yeonjun feels light and weightless like he does every time he’s with soobin, only amplified.

yeonjun pecks soobin’s lips one last time and pulls away before kissing his nose and all over his face in rapid succession.

soobin presses his forehead against yeonjun’s, “forgot to say, hello i’m choi soobin and do you have a map? cause i keep getting lost in your eyes.”

yeonjun grins helplessly. “you really like me enough that you’ll utter a dad joke? who are you and what have you done with choi soobin?”

“i really love you enough that i will.” soobin looks stricken for a second, “you don’t have to say it back though! only when you’re ready!”

yeonjun’s heart feels like it will thump out of his chest for sheer fondness of this boy.

“i love you too.”

soobin’s head darts up, “you do?”

“of course i do.” yeonjun says softly and just soobin lights up before kisses yeonjun again, and he feels like he’s basking in sun rays. “taehyun is going to be so relieved.”

soobin sighs, “i genuinely think gyu will throw us a party. kai might actually faint."

yeonjun giggles and buries his head into the crook of soobin’s neck, “we should go back to the dorm, it’s getting late.”

soobin hums in agreement before standing up, he dramatically flourishes a hand for yeonjun to take. yeonjun rolls his eyes but takes the hand and, instead of letting go, he entwines their fingers and pulls a flustered soobin out the door.

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[7.05pm]

littlemeddler: y’all what even happened

kingtaehyun: i am REELING

onethirdhyungline: i am 40% scared 50% hopeful and 10% done

kingtaehyun: yeah sounds abt right

littlemeddler: we were like lets give them some feeling-figuring-out time

but its been like an hour and a half

can we please see whether we’re doing damage control or if im buying a piñata

onethirdhyungline: ooo can u make it a unicorn

littlemeddler: but we don’t know how it’s worked out

onethirdhyungline: my gyu senses know <3

also i will kick their asses if they’re gonna be emotionally constipated again

littlemeddler: “gyu senses” ur not spiderman <3

says the person who pined after taehyun for literal months stfu

onethirdhyungline: NO U

littlemeddler: THATS NOT A VALID RESPONSE

onethirdhyungline: UR NOT A VALID RESPONSE

littlemeddler: NO U

kingtaehyun: y’all.

onethirdhyungline: oh hey baby

soobestleader: can you guys be quiet we’re kinda having a moment here

littlemeddler: SOOB HYUNG WHATS HAPPENING

soobestleader: well…. ^-^

yeonjun hyung…?

yeonjunie: guys soobin said he’s in love with me how whipped

soobestleader: HYUNG

kingtaehyun: and when i expose our chat

from: yeonjun to: liltaehyun

[7.09pm]

yeonjun: how does it feel to be my favourite dongsaeng

liltaehyun: ahhh there it is

yeonjun: so….haha…..about those screenshots……

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[7.11pm]

kingtaehyun: [one screenshot attached]

how does it feel to LOSE

littlemeddler: HE IS LYING I AM OBVS THE FAVE

onethirdhyungline: taehyunnie you cannot just send one screenshot you must send ALL

kingtaehyun: lol wait good idea

yeonjunie: STOP

soobestleader: i am O F F E N D E D

yeonjunie: soobinnie as my boyfriend you are obvs at the top <33333

soobestleader: boyfriend?

yeonjunie: 0_0

lol

haha

unless you don’t wanna be?

littlemeddler: i thought the relationship problems were OVER

onethirdhyungline: are we going to have to reopen the other chat

soobestleader changed soobestleader’s name to ihaveaboyfriend<3

yeonjunie: SOOBINNIE ;-;

kingtaehyun: you’re rlly gonna beat me and beom and most disgustingly cute couple

littlemeddler: sigh

littlemeddler changed the group name to couples *-* and kai!!

kingtaehyun: lol kai

onethirdhyungline: no taehyunnie we’re still cuter

ihaveaboyfriend<3: i beg to differ

onethirdhyungline: stfu i have a boyfriend less than mathematic symbol 3

ihaveaboyfriend<3: ITS A HEART AND U KNOW IT

yeonjunie: its cuteeee ^-^

littlemeddler: taegyu: disgustingly in love

yeonbin: domestic and so in love it is painful

huening: kai

onethirdhyungline: sounds about right

littlemeddler: LITERALLY ALLOW ME TO COMPLAIN

kingtaehyun: so are you guys gonna actually clarify on what happened <3

like some time in this realm wld b nice

yeonjunie: oh yeah we talkedandkissedandwe’reinloveandboyfriends!

onethirdhyungline: how can a problem plaguing us for months be solved in one evening

if y’all had just TALKED

like had o n e honest conversation

littlemeddler: i think there should be an award

for who has suffered the most in hearing all sides of their friends relationships <3

i know who would win.

kingtaehyun: eh….fine…..i concede....u probs would

I COULD HEAR THAT WHOOP

onethirdhyungline: now, my lovely boyfriend

send. the. screenshots.

yeonjunie: NO

kingtaehyun: gyu, ur mind

onethirdhyungline: i can send some of soobin crying over hyung

ihaveaboyfriend<3: haha,,,,,,no

we are TOGETHER NOW NO NEED FOR MORE TEASING

littlemeddler: only took you like *checks watch* a YEAR

that is def grounds for teasing

kingtaehyun: i’ll sprinkle in some from the project: yeonbin chat for flavour

yeonjunie: YOU HAD A CHAT ABOUT US???

WE HAD A CHAT ABOUT YOU

onethirdhyungline: YOU HAD WHAT

ihaveaboyfriend<3: lmaoooo kai must’ve been on both

littlemeddler: ACTUALLY, IN FACT, I WAS

kingtaehyun: we had a chat? damn our power

ihaveaboyfriend<3: dont think it *quite* works like that but yeah <3

littlemeddler: power of non-communicating

yeonjunie: WE had a chat omg

onethirdhyungline: whats with the WE

like you needed it the most?????

ihaveaboyfriend<3: is this what all those truth or dare games were about

kingtaehyun: yeah those were hueningkai’s idea i take no credit

littlemeddler: HEY

kingtaehyun: on that note

[eight screenshots attached]

yeonjunie: HAHA UH OH

taehyun i wont forget this <3

littlemeddler: HELPFHDFGKJDSHGF

ihaveaboyfriend<3: you wrote a song about me getting you coffee?

yeonjunie: …..

moving on

ihaveaboyfriend<3: i love you, hyung but…..

…...coffee?

yeonjunie: i will have you know that coffee is literally my favourite song

COFFEE SONGS CAN BE GOOD

AND ROMANTIC

onethirdhyungline: YEONJUN HYUNGSLDHGLSDB

soobin hyung i really dont know what you’re talking about

from: basketballmaster to: guitaricon

[7.47pm]

basketballmaster: BEOM NO

guitaricon: BEOM YES

couples *-* and kai!!

[7.48pm]

onethirdhyungline: [five screenshots attached]

read it and weep

littlemeddler: OH UR BOTH BAD

kingtaehyun: man soobin u really liked puma huh

ihaveaboyfriend<3: haha. Sweats Nervously

yeonjunie: I LOVE YOU

THIS IS SO CUTE

YOU LIKE ME DANCING THIS MUCH?

ihaveaboyfriend<3: i luv all of u!! and all that u do!!

yeonjunie: ur too cute

kingtaehyun: so this is how it's gonna be huh

onethirdhyungline: ok but they’re kinda cute

yeonjun looks up from his phone to see soobin scrolling down twitter and stirring his tea absentmindedly, he smiles and slides the tea slightly forward so it bumps into soobin’s elbow.

“drink your tea, soobin-ah.”

soobin looks up and leans over to kiss yeonjun’s cheek quickly before taking a sip of the raspberry and elderflower blend—

“drink yours too, jun.”

—and yeonjun has never been more in love.

couples *-* and kai!!

[00.49am]

littlemeddler: wait

HOLD UP

DOES THIS MEAN I’M LIVING WITH TWO (2) COUPLES?!>?!?!>@?@>/,2

FML

Notes:

edit 31/12/20: okay so just went through this fic after seriously considering orphaning it because i found it so cringe that i like. cried. but this was the first piece of fanfiction that i did and so i'm keeping it up, that said i have just edited many of the chapters and tags so it is in my opinion much better. thank you for all the kind comments and kudos!

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SoobinieIsLife on Chapter 1 Thu 10 Sep 2020 10:33PM UTC

OMG I"M CACKLING THIS IS PURE GOLD I LOVE IT!
Yeonjun is gonna kill me with all his gay panic over Soobinie hehe!

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1. orphan_account on Chapter 1 Fri 11 Sep 2020 06:24AM UTC
  
  thank you so much!! <333
  
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Dawnyx on Chapter 1 Tue 25 Oct 2022 10:08PM UTC

ok im on mobile and honestly the messed-up formatting w strange line breaks kind of adds to the comedic effect

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eobseos on Chapter 2 Sat 12 Sep 2020 10:10AM UTC

I love this haha! It's so lighthearted, sweet and cute :3 I love how oblivious Yeonjun is and how much maknae line (yes, gyu honey you're maknae line <3) is about to combust from the dumb hyungs. Can't wait to see more of their dumb anticsHAHA

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1. orphan_account on Chapter 2 Sat 12 Sep 2020 02:09PM UTC
  
  thank u so much! <3
  
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Yukisaur on Chapter 2 Sun 15 Aug 2021 11:40PM UTC

Im feeling hyukas pain rn someone save him

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SoobinieIsLife on Chapter 3 Sun 13 Sep 2020 07:31PM UTC

Literally Taehyun is a whole mood in this chapter.

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1. orphan_account on Chapter 3 Mon 14 Sep 2020 06:16AM UTC
  
  ahhh i know right!!
  
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TaeTae311295 on Chapter 3 Sun 13 Sep 2020 10:55PM UTC

I love it please update 🥰🥰

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1. orphan_account on Chapter 3 Mon 14 Sep 2020 06:16AM UTC
  
  i’ll try as soon as possible thank you!! x
  
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sybaby on Chapter 3 Mon 14 Sep 2020 10:03PM UTC

'I wanna have more more more more more and more '
- Twice (and me) 2020.

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1. orphan_account on Chapter 3 Tue 15 Sep 2020 10:29PM UTC
  
  ahhh hope u like the new update!! x
  
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lovelylumie on Chapter 3 Tue 15 Sep 2020 01:11AM UTC

honestly living for this fic, tysm for writing it!! can't wait for an update :))

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1. orphan_account on Chapter 3 Tue 15 Sep 2020 10:30PM UTC
  
  thank you so much!! <3
  
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Loura28 on Chapter 3 Tue 15 Sep 2020 06:44PM UTC

This is sssoo funn to read 😍😍

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1. orphan_account on Chapter 3 Tue 15 Sep 2020 10:30PM UTC
  
  tysm!! <3
  
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lovelylumie on Chapter 4 Wed 16 Sep 2020 03:02AM UTC

i’m dying, i love this fic!

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1. orphan_account on Chapter 4 Fri 18 Sep 2020 04:22PM UTC
  
  ahhhh thank you so much!! xo
  
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eobseos on Chapter 4 Wed 16 Sep 2020 03:47AM UTC

Lmaoooo long suffering sigh from kamal with 4 crackheads <3 I love it 😏😏

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1. orphan_account on Chapter 4 Fri 18 Sep 2020 04:22PM UTC
  
  thankk youuu!! xo
  
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cursedBlessed on Chapter 4 Sat 10 Oct 2020 04:54PM UTC

the ending i can fuckin hear it in my head 💀💀💀

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1. orphan_account on Chapter 4 Sat 10 Oct 2020 09:01PM UTC
  
  SAME😭💀
  
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lovelylumie on Chapter 5 Fri 18 Sep 2020 05:22PM UTC

the tensionnnn, i love it!! u are blessing me with these updates

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1. orphan_account on Chapter 5 Fri 18 Sep 2020 06:05PM UTC
  
  thank you so much!! ur comments are really motivating :)))
  
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Loura28 on Chapter 5 Fri 18 Sep 2020 06:13PM UTC

This is sooo funny 😂😂😂

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Ichigo_Kitsune on Chapter 5 Fri 18 Sep 2020 08:44PM UTC

Ong this is gold akffkshdkd
AND SOOBIN FOUND THE COMPILATION OH NO AJDHJSJ But how did he find them hmmm 👀👀👀
BUT TAEGYU IS SINKING OH NOES
No worries Gyu bby he's just a bit preoccupied with Yeonbin rn 💔💔💔
But poor Hyuka tho. He has to deal with 4 people being dumb 💔💔💔
I pray for his sanity really ❤❤❤
Anyway sorry for editing this because ao3 is being really dumb again and cut my comments again :((
Anyway thank you so much for making this, and I hope you have a great day~ ❤❤❤

Last Edited Fri 18 Sep 2020 08:48PM UTC

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1. orphan_account on Chapter 5 Sun 20 Sep 2020 01:28PM UTC
  
  ahhh thank you so much!! ur comment is so sweet xo
  
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lovelylumie on Chapter 6 Sun 20 Sep 2020 10:35PM UTC

“i look at you as well” i’m screaming!! i love this buildup! this fic is so good :))

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1. orphan_account on Chapter 6 Mon 21 Sep 2020 09:21PM UTC
  
  ur comments are always so sweet thank u so much :’)))
  
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2. 1. lovelylumie on Chapter 6 Tue 22 Sep 2020 05:31AM UTC
    
    i really love this fic lol ur feeding my soul
    
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Loura28 on Chapter 6 Mon 21 Sep 2020 08:46PM UTC

Loveeeee thissss ❤❤❤

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sybaby on Chapter 6 Mon 21 Sep 2020 10:36PM UTC

fellas is it gay to call ur homie beautiful?? Maybe,, but yes.

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1. orphan_account on Chapter 6 Tue 22 Sep 2020 06:43AM UTC
  
  HJSJSJSK fellas is it gay to say u stare at ur homie a whole lot? asking for a friend
  
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mindy (Guest) on Chapter 6 Tue 22 Sep 2020 03:08AM UTC

SCREAMING AN DSHAKING
im so excited for the next developments >:DDDDD i'm rooting for kai to knock some sense into taegyu and yeonbin sighs

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1. orphan_account on Chapter 6 Tue 22 Sep 2020 06:42AM UTC
  
  ahhh tysm for reading!! xo
  
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tenortoes on Chapter 7 Wed 23 Sep 2020 09:24PM UTC

but what was “yuthane” about?

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1. orphan_account on Chapter 7 Wed 23 Sep 2020 10:01PM UTC
  
  if u rearrange the letters it spells taehyun!! it was the letters that were in the brackets? ahhskd i thought people would get that my bad
  
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2. 1. tenortoes on Chapter 7 Wed 23 Sep 2020 10:03PM UTC
    
    OH NO DONT BE SAD YPU WERE BEING VERY SMART!!
    i got that they were the brackets but i’m just reallllly bad at anagrams sorry 🥺
    
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  2. 1. orphan_account on Chapter 7 Wed 23 Sep 2020 10:05PM UTC
      
      no its ok!! i just was thinking oh no what if no one gets it and i look really strange T-T thank you for reading! <3
      
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    2. 1. tenortoes on Chapter 7 Wed 23 Sep 2020 10:06PM UTC
        
        dw there are definitely people smarter than me reading this i promise!
        thanks for writing i love it’s so cute 💖
        
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